#and me making Four Jesus

[the-au-collector]

@theauthorandtheartist you have enabled me, here is the brain dump:

So this post was actually a follow-up to an earlier post of mine (here) where I was considering the implications of Christianity existing in the LoZ universe, and was debating between having Mido or Four be the Jesus figure in a Christian-like religion for a fic (hence, "Four is Jesus"). I ended up choosing to go with Four though. It requires a lot of headcanons so I don't take it as true necessarily, but I like worldbuilding and I think the premise is funny as hell so I'm willing to overlook the likelihood of it. I don't have anything totally concrete yet, but at least I've jumped the hurdle that is who the Jesus figure is.

I got the idea initially because Sun is Hylia's Jesus already so she can't count, and Sky is too connected to Hylia. Time is absolutely hated in Legend's timeline in my WIP, so he can't be Jesus, which leaves the hero in-between them: Four. (I also considered Mido since I saw a theory that said he took became a heroic figure after Time died, which I really liked). In the end, I ended up making the decision to make Four Jesus because I thought of the idea of Four dying to save Shadow (which is a whole other braindump in and of itself, just know for now that Four saves Shadow from the mirror at some point, and sometime later dies saving Shadow). Which this could be equivalent to Jesus dying on the cross. The basic idea is Jesus died to save us from our sins = Four died to save Shadow, who represents Hylians/sinners as a whole. It's not 1:1 and I'm not trying to make it that way since I'm aiming for a more Christian-like religion than an explicitly Christian religion. That said, there are still saints (who are other important figures in the series, like OoT's sages) and God is explicitly named multiple times in my WIP.

This was originally going to be somewhat explained in my WIP but Legend's Uncle and Ravio are not being nearly as chatty about this as they were last night.

This headcanon also only works for Linked Universe, since I've moved FSA right after Four Swords for the LU timeline.

It's also somewhat tied to some Lorule worldbuilding so if anyone wants me to dump that can of worms somewhere, let me know.

[sammygender]

i’ve never been as angry on behalf of a character as i am for sam winchester

[they-didnt-last]

anyone interested in talking about the iconic 2000's middle-grade-bordering-on-ya book series gallagher girls??

[disposal-blueeee]

doodles

edgar vargas and squee by johnen vasquez

scriabin by zarla-s

[stevens-pastrami-sandwich]

HAPPY 17TH ANNIVERSARY TO THE SHOW THAT CHANGED MY LIFE!! 🎉🥳🎂

So maybe I'm a bit late to the party.. but that's not important 🤫🫶

[sofhtie]

SORRY for still posting about them. as if it’s my fault no one’s writing girlbestfriends like seth

[wooziorgans]

I have reached the stage in too much to ask where it's angst time and also the sugar daddy/fwb dynamic starts to die so um.... here's. a little spoiler. it's 3 am and I have to work at 8 but inspiration hit so all-nighter time (I am such a fucking woozi bias pls this is so fucking baddddd I need to sleep regularly for once pls dear god.)

this line with context is gonna hit a lot harder but u dont get that rn. vv

anyways um. this fic is coming along swimmingly. gonna start a little tag to post updates on progress cus if I dont scream abt my own writing I am useless.

[theragamuffininitiative]

a new andrew peterson album would fix me.

[sieglinde-freud]

project of insanity finally done. i can play the game now

[sillygoofyqueer]

is this how i do it

This just really has me giggling, you're so silly sometimes I can't do this shit- Yes, this is how you send asks, well done

[fionnaskyborn]

Was tagged by @oceancamp to post my current five favorite songs! (They should invent a stages-of-grief-esque model that encompasses and accurately describes both types of anguish I had to go through making this list - the one of limiting myself to only five songs, and the one of trying to put as little videogame music on here as possible so that I don't end up looking like an absolute goddamn geek, which... I am... Oh well!)

Thank you so much for tagging me - here are the songs!

Heaven Pierce Her - War Without Reason

Tatsuro Yamashita - Love Space

This specific arrangement of Death And Republic + Meet Again

Winger - Junkyard Dog (Tears On Stone)

The Protomen - Light Up The Night

Is it courtesy to tag other people after you've been tagged in a post like this? If that's the case, I'll tag @spiralled-fury, @solradguy, @swamppossum, @five-by-five, @northstarring, @ineedmoredragons and @tbonechessor!

[iholli]

if you need me I'll be facedown on the floor, bawling my eyes out

[mollyrolls]

okay more triple date game night headcanons bc im not well and this is my lifeline now. ft. @eggyrocks and @nectardaddy

☆ its drunk mario kart. at least to start, but this feels the most right.

☆ the mains: eggy- toad / iwa - mario dodger - peach / omi - shy guy molly - lakitu / keiji - waluigi (try hard)

☆ people do clown on keiji for picking waluigi but he just smiles and waits bc he knows what's gonna happen

☆ OH MY GOD KEIJI IS SUCH A LITTLE SHIT HE PICKS WALUIGI WITH THE WIGGLER CART JUST TO GET UNDER MY SKIN. it works

☆ we're def all drunk before we start playing. akaashi insists that we all do the random selection for the maps, but no one listens to him

☆ gotta be 200cc. frantic items. hard cpus. the more chaos the better and we all feed into it

☆ no matter what the race we're all going balls to the walls. death threats are flying, relationships being tested, 'suck my dick' most common phrase of the night

☆ the second rainbow road comes up though? its dead silent. you could hear a pin drop.

☆ if a red shell gets dropped on rainbow road? your bloodline is ended

☆ and then as soon as that match is over its back to depravity

☆ "i think we would all be screaming and yelling and trying to sabotage each other with red shells and blue bombs and akaashi would somehow always come in first" - eggy

☆ this is why he's all shitty at the start bc he knows that he can keep a level head and he'll always win.

☆ it is a personal attack on me molly

☆ once he keeps winning though he gets bored and starts intentionally fucking with me just to make me more mad. like he'll bump my shoulder to mess up a drift or just knock the controller out of my hands

☆ i hate him so much

☆ AND THAT IS ALSO WHERE THE OMI AND MOLLY BEEF STARTS.

☆ we hate each other for real. its tangible. he beats me in one race: "just get better" and i am climbing over everyone on the couch to strangle him.

☆ "omi is def the type to be so fucking passive aggressive even if he's dead last I'm so dead" - dodger

☆ "i can see omi getting hit with a blue shell (sent by molly) and getting knocked into last place and then he turns around and just starts going backwards out of spite"- eggy

☆ WHICH IS EVEN FUNNER BC I MAIN LAKITU

☆ so when he gets turned around by the cpu he sees me. haha!!! eat rocks loser

☆ meanwhile eggy and iwa are having their own little personal match going on

☆ they dont care abt winning over all, its 'im going to do everything in my power to beat YOU'

☆ no one else tries to get in with that, bc it would quickly become a 2 v 1 which is scary

☆ idk what dodgers doing tbh

☆ vibing i guess. laughing at me and omi

☆ we have to stop after like 2 hours because its just too much

☆ once the tv turns off we all sit there in silence like 'wtf just happened'

☆ game nights become a staple for us. monopoly is next week and i will have omis head on a platter

[spider-man-2o99]

this idea that some ppl seem 2 have of miguel being an insanely jealous/possessive person is so funny 2 me because i just cannot even fathom where it came from in the slightest, lol, like... one of his Whole Things is respecting individual autonomy, y/k-? nevermind he also just. canonically doesn't fucking act that way,.,. yeah, obviously people can draw different wrong conclusions from the source material but, like, that Does Require at least skimmin' the source material... .

[stonemouthzag]

Just read scenedenial’s fic… heart-drop after heart drop

[topaztimes]

Hi this is a vent post! Continue scrolling if you'd rather not see that