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stevens-pastrami-sandwich · 12 days

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HAPPY 17TH ANNIVERSARY TO THE SHOW THAT CHANGED MY LIFE!! 🎉🥳🎂

So maybe I'm a bit late to the party.. but that's not important 🤫🫶

#wordgirl #wordgirl fanart #pastrami sandwiches #art #digital art #becky botsford #captain huggyface #bob wordgirl #wordgirl pbs #pbs kids #EUGHH JESUS #fanart #IM COVERED IN BATTLE SCARS AND MY CLOTHES ARE RIPPED ALL OVER #HEY BABE IT TOOK ME SIXTEEN HOURS BUT YOUR WORDGIRL ANNIVERSARY FANART IS DONE #PASSES OUT ONTO FLOOR #sorry guys I'm a bit tired FR THOUGH i love this show so much and it's brought me so much joy in the past..?#four months?? has it really only been that long?#geez #I don't know if yall can tell #but this show means a lot to me #i really have had a genuinely awesome time being here in this fandom even if I've only been here for a little while #SDJH #SORRY IM MAKING THIS A LOT MORE SENTIMENTAL THAN IT HAS TO BE RN #but seriously this kids show is awesome you guys are awesome and I'm so happy to be here #ive been really wanting to say that for a while now #this should've only taken me like three days but because of school it took like five 😭#speaking of school I HAVE A TEST TO STUDY FOR OOOH GOD #HURRIEDLY RETREATS BACK INTO THE SHADOWS #BYE GUYS LOVE YALL!!#💖‼️

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sheila--e · 2 months

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Buceta Bugalatti's no good very bad cooking.

#art.jpeg #jjba #bruno buccellati #bruno bucciarati #<- i honestly prefer the og spelling rather than this one. because he sounds intenselly more italian.#jjba vento auero #golden wind #jojo's bizarre adventure #¿¡!?sorry its been 5 years in this site i still dont know how 2 tag my shit #i think this fanbase has been rotted after all those ''mama bruno'' headcanons that miss his entire point.#because this man has no time to learn how to cook. the others could but this guy would get home close the door...#...and fall face first onto the floor for 4 hours. at his entrance. the he wakes up and goes out to work again.#buccellati i am afraid that due to not changeing your lifestyle you wouldve pass away regardless of Chest Cavity..

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doll-elvis · 1 year

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the finger underneath the chin, the kiss on the cheek, the subtle smirk while walking away… lordy what a man ♡

(footage from “This is Elvis” 1981)

#how many times have I watched this? yes.#blushing and kicking my feet rn #I truly marvel at the self control of some of these women #like all she did was smile #I would either be passed out on the floor or holding onto Elvis with a death grip until one his bodyguards pulled me off #I see this exact video every few months and it always has the same effect on me #he’s so 💗💗#elvis presley #elvisaaronpresley #elvis #elvis fans #elvis photos #elvis footage #this is elvis #70s elvis #70s #karate elvis

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wickedslip · 12 days

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━━━ independent , 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙩𝙚 , original character writing blog.ᐟ cast in an original setting ⅋ cohesive storyline , featuring supernatural ⅋ horror themes. highly selective ⅋ plot driven. initiated and honed circa 𝔞𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔪𝔫 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟹. beguiled by dove.

#「 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒐. ⛧ ❛ she waits. seething. blooming. ❜ 」#what has Dove been doing all morning into the afternoon? THIS.#did we do good? /passes out onto the floor/#𝐓𝐖 : 𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗼𝗽𝗵𝗼𝗯𝗶𝗮 .

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fyodior · 3 months

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i literally fucking broke the tip of my finger at work 😭😭😭

#closed the little blender cover RIGHT onto it fucking slammed it #its literally numb #it hurt so bad i literally almost puked and passed out💀#currently sitting on the floor trying to recuperate

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hellofanidea · 4 months

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suuuurreeee gotchu~~ midnight, mistake, and pain for lucas samsa?

Midnight - Given how much he works he should sleep like a log, YET. He's always got something on his mind. The hospital. Teddy. His parents. His siblings. Arthur. Mags. Amy. The latest medical journals. Money. Mostly he just ruminates in bed next to Teddy, and lets himself be held if his husband wakes up and notices.

Mistake - Lucas isn't allowed to make mistakes. Not personally, not professionally. There's too much to risk, too much balanced on his shoulders. Mistakes mean death, or prison, or poverty. (When he was in France, he performed surgery on a boy that looked too much like Eli. He doesn't know how many hours into his shift he was. His vision blurred, his hand shook. The boy died. Lucas hasn't quite been able to look his brother in the eye since.)

Pain - Lucas' pain tolerance is pretty high, since he tends to just barrel on through whatever he's feeling. There's something about the idea that doctors make the worst patients that rings very true about Lucas. He broke his nose in a fight once, though, and the sharp, blinding, pain of the break itself, then the awful, stinging, pulsing afterwards is definitely up there in physical pain he's felt.

#bless you i love you i hope you're good <3 #but also please get some rest <3333333333333 #ask game #lucas samsa #people like us #lmao i once faceplanted onto a tile floor bc i passed out and i think i hairline fractured my nose bc that fucker HURT for months #wasn't out of place though so didn't get it checked #but i imagine getting it fully broken hurts like a motherfucker

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kittiegun · 2 months

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ooggj im so tired i could flatline right now.

i miss my boyfrined. he hasnt texted me in 12 HOURS!!!! i think he said he'd be doing something but i dont even remember what

#roy posting #lesboy #tumblr fyp #i feel like plopping over onto the floor and passing out #so eepy #sleepy #i meant sleepy #i said sleepy #tumblr i didnt already add the sleepy tsg #shut up tumblr #i hate tumblr #tired #im sleepy #someone tuck me in #please tuck me #in #me tired #me sleepy #me want night night

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tamagotchikgs · 20 days

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i showered && i am very afraid my mom is gonna b mad at me because it took maybe 3 times as long as normal because i could only use 1 arm and it filled the tub up so much

#(the drain is clogged because my sister dumped her rabbits dirty cage goo down it so it takes awhile to empty)#my mom said she has to call a plumber but its been weeks & my sister still showers but i dont know if im allowed to #usually i can get in quick right after her n hide my water w hers #but shes not here so my mom will know it was all me #n i am Frightened #also i did pass out o(-< and there was no mat to fall onto just the old dirty floor #i am very nauseous but i am in bed n i am Clean

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smallandalmosthonest · 4 months

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falling so in love with 911 sports aus but can never write one because the only sport i know anything about/have any experience with….. is cheerleading

#but hear me out okay buck is a tumbler #last pass obvs and he catches so much air it’s insane #but he’s a reckless fool and wrecked his leg going for a triple full on competition flooring instead of a tumble track #eddie diaz is brought onto the team late in spring training and RIGHT before they get their worlds bid #he did the college cheer thing at a school like TVCC so he doesn’t have deep roots in all star anymore (previously at Spirit of Texas obvs)#(buck was a smoed boy at SOME point)#eddie’s mostly a stunter and may is his flyer #anyway buck and eddie share a tumbling pass and eddie somehow perfectly matches him despite their completely different builds #like buck is catching AIR and eddie is REACHING to cover the same ground #but it’s perfectly in sync it’s absolutely stunning #they’re throwing baskets together. can anyone hear me

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dbphantom · 2 years

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Same energy

#ffxv #final fantasy xv #spoilers #episode ignis spoilers #okay spoiler tags out of the way #Cruddy rambles #God I love ending 2 #Why did ardyn just dump his unconscious body on the floor #Listen I'm not expecting much but that's SO funny to me #He's just laying there passed tf out #For how long???? Ardyn had to wait until he woke up. And then didn't even say anything when he did. Just decided to jumpscare him instead.#King shit- I get it- but still #[throws your limp body onto a metal catwalk and stands over you motionless until you wake up from ur exhaustion-induced coma]#'Hai :3c'#Did ardyn carry Ignis's body? Did he make the MTs do it? Was it a long trip from Altissia? What were the other chocobros thinking watching-#This go down while they tailed them to get there in time to save Iggy???#There is so much untapped comedic potential for this #After you sneak attack the angst ofc #The fact that Noct is up and walking implies like... At least a BIT of time has passed. Can you *imagine* the conversations going on-#Between the others while they tailed them to zagnatus keep #'so.....' 'so!' 'ardyn huh' 'yep' 'yeah'#'guys where's ignis' [Gladio and Prompto stare at each other] [Ravus- half dead in the other medical bed: oh ardyn took him after #He got kicked in the face again]#Noct: wh-#Noct: AND YOU DIDN'T STOP HIM???#Ravus: he kind of blasted me into a wall #Noct: OH BOO HOO #Demon Ignis au when #Anyway I'm gonna go back to sleep I definitely have a bit of a fever gnight

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vampgf · 10 months

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can u take my silly goose ass 400 miles from my location so I can go to a con that I’ve never heard of in order to meet peter gadiot pleasepleaseplease

I WISH. if i had a driver's license (🫣) i'd be right there with you. what con is it???

#holy coooowww #honestly i think i'd pass out onto the floor if i ever met the man #angel #answered

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zwei-rhunen · 1 year

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lonely lil sweet pea owo

#friends cutoff frm the screenshot bc i found this hilarious #just the idea of this lovely little creature (forgot their name) exploring alexander's robotic gallbladder or where-ever we were #are they lost? yea. but its okay. they have their trusty little lantern at their hip #and a large knife!#just like. imagine ur in a group of seasoned adventurers going into this giant robot #ready for a fight. but as u wander further in u see a buncha smoking robo-carcasses littering the floor #freshly taken offline. clearly they met a violent death. who was just here? what was awaiting them in the end?#they reach the boss. the boss jumps down to face them. they steel themselves for a fight. casters raise their staffs.#the boss lurches forward. drops dead. and thru the massive billows of smoke steaming from its mangled backside #is this green lookin thing. this lovely lil legume. this cute robed creature all by itself #its singular visage a stark contrast against the yawning space surrounding them all. this tiny little thing. immaculate. untouched.#THIS was the harbringer of all the destruction they passed by???! THIS FELLA?????#lmao #and then alexander's lights flicker and puts them all into a pitch black room for a brief moment #and for that moment all they see are a pair of sulphuric eyes gleaming back at them in the darkness #and then they blink out of existence. the lights turn back on. and the thing is just GONE.#they collect the treasure that the thing didnt touch and make their way back out of the colossus #and they cant help but feel like theyre silently being tracked. watched. followed. by something out of their view the entire time #until they step back out onto the grassy riverbank with a sigh that they didnt realize theyd been holding in.#and they saunter onwards to town. and the thing watches them until they crest over the hills and out of view from Alexander's airvents.#zwei writes #like alexander can create a robotic minion to help correct the timeline. maybe the thing is its lil housekeeper #that clears out the hallways every once in a while when things start getting too crowded up in Alex's chambers #a white bloodcell for the robot if you will #zwei oc ideas #🤔🤔🤔 im gonna make an oc with this kinda background i think!#alexander's right hand going out into the world to right the wrongs that its existence may have created #the butterfly effect was larger than the colossus anticipated. there are alot of unknowns. to rectify this they send out an adventurer #-shaped minion to go set things right

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mercutiodidntdieforthis · 2 years

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The crazy thing is I can't even think of a job that isn't physical labor that is in demand and that you can't just get a machine to do for free. If anyone here doesn't know by now, I'm not avoiding physical labor for no reason, I am disabled lol

#I could learn graphic design which I fucking hate #but companies can use Canva for free!#I can try to edit which I like #but ppl can use cheap editing software and learn it themselves!#I could get into sound/music production like I want to #but people can use presets and it'll sound mostly okay!#I could try to work writing jobs #but the market is saturated! also AI is learning to do that!#I can't do tech jobs because I literally just can't get better at math. I put in maximum effort and still had to cheat to pass so #literally not an option it's just not a thing my brain is wired for no matter how hard I try or want to learn #let's not even talk about how no one wants to pay for art #I'm beginning to think the library job I want is going to be fucking obsolete by the time I get even halfway through a degree #customer service is being replaced with chatbots and automated systems so I can't even try that job I hate out of necessity #there's nothing #my only choice is to start working a physical job where they won't even let me sit down in a fucking chair #and keep working until I literally collapse onto the floor and then probably get fired for having the audacity to collapse

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ruairy · 2 years

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#when i worked weekdays regularly i never noticed how god damn rude somw of my coworkers were #im doing overtime now and i am just flabbergasted by how fucking rude half the ppl.i work with are #weekend staff are so friendly and chill #i will be honest i know Why and like not to be rude but its a bunch of middle age plus ppl working retail five days a week lol #dont fucking take it out on me u crusty bitch :)#weekday staff are actuly so funny tho thye dont know ANYTHING anf they work more days thab the weekend staff like how did u manage that #girlies pls explain how u dont know how to sort by department #pls tell me why ur sending a rail with ground floor stock onto the first floor #pls pls pls make sense #and then they have the audacity to say that weekend staff dont do anything #babes if u saw what we had to deal with on weekends ud pass out on the ground #i will not take this slander from u pls retire

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qkmlh · 2 years

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I’m sorry in advance for the person I’m going to become the second episode 1 of S3 drops but actually no I’m not bECAUSE I’N GOING TO FLUFFLING LOSE ITTTT AND NEVER EMOTIONALLY RECOVER IS BEWWN SO LONG I’VE MISSED THEM SO MU H 💚💚💚

#THE MANDOS THE JEDI THE FACT HE’S TEACHING HIS SON ABOUT THEIR CULTURE THAT’S HIS SON THAT’S HIS SON HE’S PASSING HIS KNOWLEDGE ONTO #THE LOVE BETWEEN A FATHER AND SON AND HOW MUCH GROGU HAS GROWN I’M—#I’VE MISSED MY EMOTIONAL SUPPOER FATHER AND SON AND ALREADY I’M ON THE FLOOR WITH MY HEART SO FULL FROM THE TRAILER HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAK #E IT OUT OF THIS ALIVEEEEE AND SANEESSSE #Din Djarin #Grogu Djarin #The Mandalorian #Star Wars #Ani Rambles

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catboyvader · 2 years

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#loser.txt #menstraution tw #im also been so whiny lately #im hungry and hurting and bark snarl hiss #im bleeding so heavy im about to pass out bro i've never had shit like this ever #like im ceo of bas periods but this ome tales the cake #im chaning my super plus tampons like 2 tomes and hours #i stood after my shower and it fucking Dripped Onto The Floor #no big clots tho so its not an emergency??

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