#and like !!!

[tymbul]

Prebuilt

Can buy online

Multistory

Circular

Conical roof

Behold, a wizard tower.

why don't they make prebuilt sheds you can buy online that are multistory and circular with a conical roof. why can't i buy a wizard tower. for my backyard. home depot should sell it in a bundle with the skeleton. they're missing out on valuable wizard dollars. they're like regular dollars but covered in glitter and weed smell.

[chippedshake]

idk I think it's really special how you can meet someone or see a fictional character or watch an episode or read a chapter or listen to just one song and not know that it's going to be the beginning of a huge part of your life. the person that helped you through a crisis was once just someone you said hi to that seemed nice. the character you've written or read thousands of words about used to just be a distant piece of media. that chapter that changed your life didn't use to exist in your mind. you cried to that song for the first time once.

[rohirric-hunter]

Subway really shot themselves in the foot with all the marketing they pushed for the Five Dollar Footlong way back in the day because it worked so well. The concept of a Five Dollar Footlong is so worked into my psyche even as an adult. I still remember the stupid jingle. So now every time they try to advertise the footlong the only thought in my head is, "Not five dollars, though, is it, Subway?" I saw an ad the other day for a $6.99 footlong and like objectively speaking that's not a bad price for the amount of food in a footlong sandwich, already prepped, reasonably healthy, and ready to go. But it's not five dollars, though, is it? It's less that I can get a sandwich for at any of the other sandwich shops in the area, and a bigger sandwich. But! It's not five dollars, though, is it?

Edit: It was a good run but Americam bread is the best bread in the world and I won't have you incels demeaning it on my post

[voltaical-art]

world's prettiest man

[scriblesandbits]

They had a nice long conversation about everything once the game was over trust me

[schcherazades]

no asoiaf posting i do will ever beat lebanese people hanging banners over highways asking god to protect jon snow when s8 premiered

“ the people of beirut support jon snow against his battle with the white walkers” “jon snow….may allah protect you” like this is so funny i love my ppl

[triona-tribblescore]

okay so they may have a minor chokehold on me at the minute-

[zarstarss]

completely impartial to lab partner situationships

[aulerean]

postmaster pearl and her *ahem* postmaster pigeons

[breadheaddoodles]

I love making things in Not MS Paint™

Edit: GUYS I FORGOT THE BLUE THING ON ZOOBLE'S CHEST I'M SO SORRY TTOTT

[sillygoofyqueer]

HEAR ME OUT!!! What about, right, an AU where the main MXTX couples are somehow dropped into modern times (or...transmigrated back, in Shen Yuan's case), but they're still obviously from historical times. Instead of panicking or getting concerned like everyone else, Shen Yuan immediately finds the nearest, biggest cosplay convention and drags them all there so he can show off their awesome "costumes" (a win is a win, no matter the specifics). Cut to the couples strolling through the con, with Luo Binghe looking out of his depth, Xie Lian questioning everything and Hua Cheng hating that he doesn't have the answers for once, Lan Wangji the picture of serenity despite everything, Wei Wuxian looking like he literally belongs there, and Shen Yuan. Literally the picture of smugness. Everyone gawking and him being like "Oh hell yeah. Take a wild look at us guys."

[messrsrarchives]

one thing i get asked a lot irl as a trans person - oftentimes the only trans person somebody knows - is "how do you feel about trans people in sports?"

and it's like. idk,,, not to be the too woke friend you all giggle at but actually i think the biggest issue with sports is that professional mainstream athletes get paid so much whilst our nhs crumbles because of poor wages and i think that eat the rich includes your favourite footie player who gets paid more than every vital service because they kick a ball around... idk tho.

[lady-a-stuff]

Thinking about the fact that Kaz was driving everyone insane because of moods cause Inej was taken and he needed her back meanwhile she was screaming and believing that he wouldn't come for her, that he only cared about her if she had any use for him

[poorlemons]

and this one goes to the ONE PERSON who tagged michael and tim as their rare pair.

(Tim gets to have a sasha friendship bracelet, something she made for him before she got snatched. As a treat.)

[intotheelliwoods]

This is part 3! Part 1 can be found here

Must be a weird feeling, just to have this little guy trusting you..

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