#and karls entire team tbh

[yannfredericks]

the gang as pokemon trainers

unfortunately having a wonderful time regressing into my pokemon childhood phase and decided to make my already niche interests even nicher!!! a few years ago I headcanoned each member of the gang's party pokemon and now here we are

I wish i could've edited the trainers to look more like them but alas this was as close as I could get with what was available <3 I love them anyway!!!!!

[ghostie-ghoulie]

Hey there! I'm Ghostie-Ghoulie. I have had this app for years and always wanted to post, so here I am!

Currently, I'm obsessed with anything Until Dawn or Resident Evil related. I can't ever shut my mouth about them.

My content will either consist of possible art or my fanfiction about certain fandoms I enjoy.

This is an 18+ blog! So, if you are a minor, please, in the most polite way possible, leave my page.

These Fandoms that I am a part of happen to be:

Until Dawn

Resident Evil (a personal favorite)

Horror movies (Ghostface, Hellrasier, Chucky, IT, Etc)

The Wolf Among Us

Mortal Kombat

Cyberpunk

Arcane

Team Fortress 2

Star Wars

Star Wars: The Bad batch

Ghost (band)

Sallyface

Bendy And The Ink Machine

Spiderman (mostly the spiderverse movies)

Dark Deception

Devil May Cry

More fandoms can be added later!

I will write Smut, oneshots, small imagines, and multichapter stories. I'm a sucker for smut, so you're gonna get that out of me once I finally get the hang of it.

Important note: I only write XReaders for now. I know that might suck for a lot of people, but it is something I heavily enjoy. I know people don't like it (Y/n, I'm looking at you), but the stereotypical cringe XReader stories that drive me up a wall will not be here. I will try my hardest to make the apperence vague, but personality might be a challenge. Though, hey! Everyone needs their practice. I can't go writing an emotionless reader, eh?

The readers I write for will mostly, if not entirely, be gender neutral or feminine. I'm sorry if this is a major letdown, but I do not trust my abilities to delve into a male reader just yet. I most write for male characters in general, and as love interests, but I can write for women when it comes to romance. I am both for ladies and gents.

Another very important note: I have a major history regarding mental health. Stress comes to me easy, and with stress comes heavy burnout. My brain gets fried, and my creativity goes down 6 feet under. All I ask is that you be very patient with me until I recover. This might mean small breaks or long breaks. Requests may be hard to handle, but if I'm ready, I'll think about doing them. You are able to send in asks! I may not be able to do full requests, but maybe some thoughts for a writing I could possibly start off with.

I am very understanding when it comes to emotional and mental related things because I have experienced my fair share of dealing with it. These topics will show up sometimes in various writings. If these bother you, worry not! Warnings will be placed.

This is a page friendly one towards everyone. I do not stand for hate of any kind. Sure, we're through a damn screen, but I still won't tolerate it. So please, no hate or arguments. If opinions differ, it doesn't mean we need to clash.

Characters that I could possibly write for consist of:

Until Dawn

Chris Hartley

Mike Monroe

Josh Washington

Matt Taylor

Resident Evil

Leon Kennedy

Karl Heisenburg

Luis Sera

Jack Krauser

Albert Wesker

Devil May Cry

Johnny Cage

Vergil Sparda

Dante Sparda

Nero sparda

Mortal Kombat

Syzoth (Reptile)

Tomas (Smoke)

Bi-han (Sub-Zero)

Kuai liang (Scorpian)

Liu Kang

Cyberpunk

Johnny Silverhand

Viktor Vektor (he needs more love and attention. I love him sm)

Team Fortress 2

Spy

Sniper

Medic

(Possibly the rest)

Star Wars

Captain Rex

(Probably will write for a bunch of clones, tbh)

Hondo Ohnaka

Darth Maul

Darth Vader

Boba Fett

Din Djarin

Hunter

Crosshair

Tech

Wrecker

Echo

The Wolf Among Us

Bigby Wolf

I think that's all I've really got for now. More of course can be added later to masterlists. I'm just giving you good ideas on who I would love to write for.

(I will probably reform this because damn it looks jumbled, but hey, I'm inexperienced with actually posting on Tumblr.)

[aroacerick]

fic masterlist !

feel free to request something from me! i looove writing, i mostly main connor and quackity !, but tbh if i do research i will write anyone <3

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quackitys closure - quackity travels in time with karl, but something goes a little funky. he tries to go along with it but eventually sees a familiar face

am i really that bad? - the dealer and mr. mask are neck and neck villain and superhero !!! they are arch enemies !! meanwhile, quackity and dream are best friends that Love to cause chaos <3

loving is easy when everything's perfect - quackity runs a museum with his fiances (karl and sapnap), and tubbo likes to visit him and they hang out and they are just very happy

i hope we both die - There was nothing left to do. Las Nevadas had finally fallen apart. The team was gone and people fully evacuated. It didn’t matter how many times Quackity assured them it was safe, and Dream would never get them, they didn’t listen. Nobody listened. So there he sat. In his office, in his country that he tried so hard to keep together. In his country he formed out of heartbreak, and grief, and loss. In his country that was doomed from the beginning. Just like Quackity, everything was doomed for him.

i loved you then and i loved you now - connor, for the first time since they met, shares with schlatt about his gender and asks him for help

close your eyes, so afraid. hide behind that baby face - dream was given peony when he was 14 years old from a godly figure. he was given no explanation, though he was promised shed be taken back. its hard, being 14 and raising a daughter, but it gets better. thats what phil promised him.

happy times together we've been spending. i wish every kiss was never ending. - dia de los muertos. a day to celebrate the dead. to celebrate the lives of those who were once there, and enjoying that they eisted to begin with. quackity used to love the holiday season, but now it were spent alone. it was spent doing work for his nation. he didn't do anything for most part, other than dia de los mertos. a tradition taken from his mom, to show respect. what a life.

let me take this coat and this weight off of your shoulders - tubbo doesn't want to be a villain. he hates being a villain. but he's there for tommy. he's always there for his best friend. and tommy promised that he'll fix everything.

you've got my whole world in your hands, got that little blue spot - again and again, connor dies. he's finished up in a world, he's played his entire course. each time he dies, he fails, he meets xd. and has to look them in the eyes. for once, they don't look at him with anger. instead, for once, they look at him with kindness.

i need you now, i love you so much, more than you could know - the sbi throw a holiday party!! (so many people are attending ....)

i try so hard to be so happy, are you happy too? - an apocalypse caused by the revival of people! schlatt and wilbur stick together because of their history. connor eventually joins them because hes immune. connor thinks they need a little bit of holiday spirit ! :)

no, i dont care about anything at all. but i still stop and stare everytime that you call - connor and schlatt have a little talk

vvv LATEST FIC vvv

im starving, darling. let me put my lips on something - schlatt hates bad jokes, but thats all connor can do. how is he gonna get out of this one ?!

[a-nonspecificexcuse]

c!Techno: does not give a shit what character he gets and always plays on random. (Little does everyone else know he has trained for days and nights while only consuming Monster Energy and Cheetos so he could master EVERY SMASH CHARACTER IN EVERY GAME! GET REKT NERDDDDDDDS)

c!Philza: Samus. He has been playing since Smash64 and, because of that, he has this character mastered. This man will set you up and then combo you into oblivion with projectiles and airials.

c!Niki: everyone expects her to pick a princess like Peach or Zelda (cuz they’re pretty) or someone like Pichu or Toon Link (cuz they’re cute). Instead she whips out her own GameCube controller and chooses Wolf because, and I quote, “he has a good balance between air and dash speed along with many good KO options. He’s just a good strategic option for my play style.” And that is how everyone else found out she has won several tournaments.

c!Sapnap: the most annoying type of Diddy Kong player, poking other players whenever he can and then immediately running away while calling people bad. And when he finally gets punished (cuz he’s really not that great tbh) he rages and blames the controller.

c!Karl: Hero. He likes how many convoluted options there are to play with, and his play style is basically “ooh what does this one do?” And probably dying many avoidable deaths because of that. He keeps forgetting what kamikazee does.

c!George: picks a Belmont (he is partial to Richtor cuz he’s convinced they look alike), and spams projectiles the entire game. People inevitably team up on him and take all 3 stocks out of pure annoyance before returning to the game. George is just happy he can nap again.

c!BBH: he switches back and forth between Snake and Olimar. Sometimes he’s in a sneaky, set up bombs and shoot projectiles like a cool spy mood. Sometimes he just wants to see the silly goofy pikmen flying across the screen.

c!Puffy: Peach. She’s pretty solid with her, but she mostly just plays casually.

c!Awesamdude: Mario. I just feel like he would enjoy airal punishing with him to piss people off. Same with Luigi but with ledge guarding.

c!Eret: Palutena. They just think she’s pretty. No thoughts head empty whenever they play. They’re just happy to be there and get some kills every once in a while.

c!Schlatt: Game and Watch. He spams judge. Just judge. Nothing else. Sometimes he doesn’t even move from where he started the round. He just waits for people to walk by him and then slaps them with a hammer. Thinks getting a 9 is the funniest thing in the world.

dsmp characters' smash mains

c!Tommy: probably kirby or some shit but I saw this one video of cc!tommy playing Smash with Metaknight and he would literally only use NeutralB to attack and SideB to approach and that has such strong fucking c!tommy energy that I can't stop thinking about it

c!Tubbo: Minecraft Steve. I would fucking hate fighting against him he'd pull off like NIL uptilt-upair chains and kill me at 30 off a bad roll I'd fucking hate his stupid ass steve

c!Wilbur: He doesn't know what the hell he's doing he'd probably just be like "huh, Mario, I know that guy" and then write emo poetry after he falls off the stage three times and Tommy laughs at him for it

c!Dream: Joker (see this post)

c!Quackity: Loves King K. Rool and is actually pretty good but he never plays him because he's a tier whore and is trying desperately to convince people that his aegis has sauce (it doesn't he knows it doesn't he just wanted to play a top tier)

c!Foolish: Always picks Donkey Kong when messing around but if he gets pissed off he switches to this pocket fox he has and literally just wipes the floor with fucking anyone without even blinking it's fucking scary man

c!Purpled: Aeigis (he's also a tier whore but unlike quackity he's actually good at them) (he's also a controller smasher when he loses)

c!Ranboo: Jigglypuff cuz he thought she was cute, but he also has no idea what he's fucking doing (i'd fucking get his ass so hard with a tipper marth fsmash and he'd die at fucking 25% and then go and monologue sadly about it and it would be the best day of my life)

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

CRUMB. cute or sad wintersberg headcanons go

i dont actually think about their relationship that much outside of when i get a drawing idea that i think is funny tbh but i come up with a few!

i like to imagine their relationship as karl being like “i love u ethan we r married” and ethan just being so tired with his life hes just like ok this is my life as lomg as im not actively being hunted im fine with anything

i think its funny haha

i draw/talk abt ships in a comedy kinda way haha but some serious stuff would be they team up or something and get stuck together through some scenario

karl would be very annoying and pushy and ethan would be very mad all the time LOL

a funny headcannon i have is karl making like the most outlandish unecessary machines whenever ethan has a minor inconvenience

like ethan is mildly annoyed the the sink handle is hard to twist when he does the dishes so karl makes a entirely new sink with touch screen mechanics and a mini bar and air conditioning

i cant think of anything really sad but i guess it would just be one of them dying, probbaly ethan since hes mold

i also like the concept of karl making him a heart! like his soldats! i have a few drawings of it and a mini comic too! hmm.. maybe i should start working on it again!

[vicea]

it's that time of the day again, thinking anon's daily dream and friends' love posthing hours!!!

no thoughts, just sapnap and dream's dynamic... to think all this started because baby sap and dream got teamed up for a game on a minecraft server. they've known each other for almost a decade, they've seen each other through everything. relationships, school, youtube, you name it, they were there for the other. sapnap saying he'll go wherever dream goes before he even made a name for himself on youtube with no doubt that his best friend would succeed. dream constantly raving about how talented sapnap is at minecraft and calling him brother at any milestone. dream saying that he thinks him and sapnap are platonic soulmates and them moving in together. them having designated days for this specific food and sapnap meeting dream's mom and her loving him as if he was her own son. drista liking sapnap and teases him like she would dream. sapnap talking to dream about their future and him being uncle nick to his kids and the fact that he thought of the future and seeing himself still at dream's side makes my heart warm :( there is no doubt in my head that they're brothers for life.

- thinking anon

lets fucking go dreamnap my beloved, oh my GOD how i adore these best friends with my entire fucking heart like lord their interactions together make me so happy because yes, they are the pinnacle of childhood ride-or-die best friends

dream just entering sapnap’s room and sitting criss-cross on his floor just to accompany him and talk to him just exudes their brother energy. sapnap wanting to eat with dream on their burger day will always get to me like... I think it’s really fucking sweet when people wait for their loved ones to sit down and eat with them. like that’s how much you love their company- when you want to share such a simple every day task with them... that’s so fucking wholesome 🥺 and when dream and sapnap watched boxing together and dream sending a text message to him to remind him... i love them so much gosh 

i also remember super fondly when sapnap was playing valorant on his alt stream, dream came in and then sapnap started showing off his gun skin collection. and then he was like “look this one is an axe, like a minecraft axe, you’d like that right?” and then he let dream pick out the skins for guns and IDK that moment itself also just POURS brother energy and makes me so fond of them...  

sapnap did his best to gain patches’ love and trust by leaving his door open so she can enter his room whenever, by feeding her despite her more or less complicated meal, how he always boasts about patches. and remember when sapnap was with karl for a week and he was like “i can’t wait to go home” (x) home being dream and patches. i just... it got me punching the fucking air in the best way possible. and connected to how you mentioned sapnap will become uncle nick to dream’s kids... they truly are a family already :’)

moreover, i remember they made these smoothies/sandwiches once over video call when they were younger and i was like aw, that’s sweet. but then - here’s the tear-jerker - them making mayo together present day with dream’s mom and dream sounding so fond about the whole thing and what he learned with sapnap like 🥺 (also pls supply us food pictures with your taco tuesdays and your burger days they sound so good)

i will never not wipe a tear whenever i’m reminded that sapnap said he’ll follow wherever dream goes. he trusts him so fucking much and respects him too and it’s mutual!! like dream is 100% so proud of sapnap and respects him just as much for everything he’s done (not just for his minecraft skills but for bringing home bank from the mrbeast event and the pokemon thing with karl) oh god and this (x) has happened more than once too. i love it when dream compliments sapnap it’s so sweet <3 and whenever sapnap is like “only dream is cool” or like “dream is so smart” (sapnap is dream’s number 1 hypeman you cannot convince me otherwise) like best friends supporting and praising each other you love to fucking see it !!

and sapnap takes every mf chance to promote roadtrip, like mans sings that song like it’s his fucking anthem and you know what?? it probably is at this point (rightfully so). he never fails to sing it at least once every stream (probably an exaggeration but tbh i feel like he actually has) and god i love him so much for that he supports dream so much at every given moment and unabashedly loves that song. i cannot wait for him to start singing mask.

oh my god i will never ever forget how sapnap and dream POPPED THE FUCK OFF in sky battle in their MCC11 together. like holy smokes their synergy in PvP is so unrivaled, dream also mentions how in sync they are. like dream’s health was low once and he asked for a heal (all of this was in a pressure situation with the barriers closing in and in the middle of a battle) and apparently sapnap immediately reacted and splashed him with an instant health pot. 

oh and in their manhunts, their battles are so intense... like sheesh the lava fight and the joust fight is truly Iconic !! dreamnap pvp battles are always so epic

some more brainrot: sapnap has seen the car dream mentions in roadtrip. sapnap has seen the warehouse for dream’s merch, also has every dream hoodie. sapnap also changed his own merch line over to dream as well. and sapnap has a miniature dream (dream’s youtooz i’m assuming) in the background (x).

in conclusion, dream and sapnap’s friendship is literally unrivaled, i love them to fucking death

[miaclemeverett]

no but in all seriousness

1) techno = dream. it will come down to game order.

2) sapnap > philza. it also might come down to game order but sapnap is a beast tbh

3) tommy > gnf, but gnf is also one of the best dodgebolt players in the entire game

4) wilbur > karl. but also if bbh gets a win sometime before all-stars i could see him taking karl's place here though i hope not because karl would deserve to be in the same team he won with haha

so i think dteam and sbi are pretty evenly matched

[gladiolidiaries]

I honestly don’t know why Karl would apparently hold so much against Dream, or hope for his downfall, because Dream has been nothing but nice to him.

I don’t know about behind the scenes, but to the public, Dream never complained about being isolated from his friends and encouraged his friends to meet up with each other without him. And he was always happy for them when they did.

I think for Karl to essentially act this way to the entire dream team is wrong when they’ve all been very kind and generous to him, especially Dream

I think Karl never liked Dream deep down tbh and October was just a reason for him to finally ignore him in public (they still saw each other in Antarctica but from the footage it seems like they barely talked)

I do really wonder if something happened between Sapnap and Karl cause the unfollow was probably the weirdest thing Karl has ever done like 💀 and it could explain why Karl didn't interact with any of the pics last night despite replying to Bad and Skeppy's meeting pic within seconds.

[mcwoomy]

i gotta ask about your dsmp coroika au. youve talked about having one. i gotta know

oOOOOOOOK THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG POST SO STRAP IN

so. heres the funny thing. it started from me listening to Casino Royale (swag song go listen to it) and my dumbass went 'hey this reminds me of emperor!' and thats where it all began

ight now time to bullet point my way through the characters

am i aware that i dont have all the members done? yes. yes i am.

- Hivemind as Dream: mainly did this bc 1. WHY DO ALL C!DREAM FANSONGS FIT HIVE SO WELL AAAAAA, 2. i have a design idea for him, and 3. idk why but similar vibes

- Fierce as GeorgeNotFound: (THIS ISNT FIERCEMIND OR DNF PROPAGANDA I SWEAR) 1. cottagecore/mushroomcore fierce make my brain go brrrrrrr 2. wanted to have the final fest squad as the dream team

- Jet as Sapnap: OK LISTEN I HAVE A REALLY GOOD DESIGN FOR HER AND ALSO ANIMATIC IDEA REASONS

- Justice as BBH: similar vibes and i may or may not have an eggpire design for them already

- Army as Awsamdude: 1. military vibes 2. listen i crave army angst ok

- Aloha as Ponk: HELLO ALOARMY SHIPPERS I HAVE COME TO YOU WITH A N G S T

- Gloves as Tommyinnit: feral lads. that is the only explanation im giving.

- Goggles as Tubbo: ah yes the good ol 'looks soft, could probably kill you'

- Vintage as Wilbur Soot: i have a design for them down in my head ans also *REVIVED starts to play in the background*

- Stealth as Punz: no clue lmao my brain just gave me the idea and i went 'yea ight ok'

- Rider as Purpled: MANY reasons but mainly 1. animatic reasons 2. design reasons 3. tbh i feel like he would be like a mercenary in an smp

- Double Egg as Fundy: also no clue but they do got the dumbass trickster vibes yknow

- Bee as Skeppy: VERY MUCH NO CLUE might change it later but idk

- Mask as Jschlatt: looks chill, can and will kill you if you mess with him

- Eging Jr. as Eret: haha designs go brrrrrrr

- Specs as Jack Manifold: ANIMATIC IDEAS, DESIGN IDEAS, SIMILAR VIBES, HELL I EVEN HAVE JACK AS MY SPECS VOICE HC

- Headphones as Niki: mainly to go along with specs as jack

- Bobble as Karl Jacobs: yea idk why i have this lmao *stares at my Turn Back Time animatic idea*

- Skull as Technoblade: ight lets see; monotone voice, skeleton mask thing, t a l l, has one thing that they obsess over (sugar for skull, potatos for techno), yep seems like theyre pretty similar

- Nana as Antfrost: damn the 3rd 'no clue lmao brain gave me this'

- Avi as Philza: did this to go with skull as techno

- N Pacer as Captain Puffy: ysee now this is shipping propaganda (yknow cause like, c!niki and c!puffy are gfs and i may or may not be a headpacer shipper-) also mom friends/therapist friends

- Hachi as Ranboo: wanted to make the agents as benchtrio

- Prince as Foolish_Gamers: kinda have a fantasy au thing and i looked at my fantasy!prince design, saw foolish, and went 'yea i know damn well who prince gonna be'

- Laceless as HannahRose: 1. flower aesthetic 2. i have an eggpire design 3. animatic ideas 4. i crave angst

- Junior as Slimesicle: very wholesome, and doesnt know tf is going on

- Emperor as Quackity: ah yes the reason why this au exists

AND THATS ALL WOOOO

so uh yea tl;dr: got an animatic idea, proceeded to make an entire au and assigned characters based on designs, vibes, and animatic ideas

[bamboobrat]

succession s3 e2 recap: spooked by fucking donuts 4/4

tag urself in this scenario. i am connor.

roman is 98 percent sure his father didn't poison the donuts.

honestly, i think it is pretty legit power move from logan. threatening donuts. this is what i want to see from prestige tv.

the donuts creep all the kids out. connor is the first to say no to kendall, to which i say GOOD FOR HIM. ken immediately goes in for the kill and tells him he is not wanted or needed, and my heart broke.

kendall is really showing us right now how he can be just like his father. he knows exactly where to poke a sharp stick.

he yells at shiv, saying she is only important because she is a woman and has tits (or teets? i hate that word wtf)... and then by the end, he is running out of steam and just goes on calling roman a prick or something.

at least be creative with your insults, kendall.

the twins share a moment of solidarity in the car, which i enjoy. i especially enjoy the fact that every time someone says something that sounds remotely nice, the reaction is that of shiv in the photo below:

we do not trust kindness.

greg decides to get what is possibly the best lawyer ever:

i love him.

greg... not so much.

greg the motherfucking egg is going to take down all of capitalism and corporate america. i, personally, cannot wait.

gerri shows up looking gorgeous as ever and logan doesn't even shake her hand. death penalty, please.

i'm scared. in gerri i trust, but i'm scared.

she doesn't seem to bothered about it, though. and kudos to jesse and the entire team for always putting these two next to one another.

you guys are true allies.

then...... the fucking hazmat suit scene. so, from what i've gathered, shiv is going to become some kind of mole/mascot/president person at waystar who can be logan's eyes and ears.

and she will be protected by gerri, in the official role of CEO, who might take the fall if something were to happen.

and let's face it, something will happen.

all in all, great episode in my opinion. all these people do is be bisexual, eat hot chip and lieeeeeeee. so many lies. perhaps a drinking game idea for next episode? one where we all die of alcohol poisoning, evidently.

predictions for next episode: for now, the only person i really think is squarely on logan's side is connor, because he knows that history teaches us not to kill our fathers (will take note of that). i think roman still has some love in his strange, little heart for kendall, and shiv... well, i think she will side with whoever comes out on top tbh. i think we will see gerri in the trenches next episode, with logan not doing much to help. kendall will continue to be full of himself. karl will hopefully be there, i miss karl<3 hugo will... choke on some hotel cob salad cubed ham.

part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4

[kiloxy]

George Jackbox Stream Recap:

George complaining that he can’t focus while streaming (this is kind of cute)

“Next time we do this dnf is kicked out the game.”-Dream because George played dnf again (he sounding salty?).

Dream says he’s going to answer dnf for the rest of the game because George can’t stop (again he’s salty). 

Them getting upset nobody is voting.

“I am actually- the rest of my answers ever are dnf.”-Dream because again still salty about dnf answers??? (dude drop it. He’s being weirdly snappy?)

“Any dnfers in chat?”-Karl.

“You deserve punishment George.”-Dream.

George saying “you sneezed.” when Sapnap sneezes instead of bless you lol.

THE STREAM LAGS OUT AS THEY INSULT GEORGE LMAO GOD SAID NO

During a rap Dream is on mute without realizing (I can not explain the vibes of this stream) 

Dream and Sapnap giving George the silent treatment (them just being silent) and George going “Guys please.”

George making your mom jokes smh please let them end. 

“No don’t leave it’s fine, it’s fine.”-George when Dream says he’s going to leave because his rap is trash. 

Dream playing THIS and then going SILENT after. He is being SO weird. 

Karl makes a boning your dad joke :O (wow smth fresh)

Dream suddenly heads out?? WTF He was so weird. He avoids the question of why he’s leaving. This was like only 20 mins in.

Sapnap leaves too???

“You know what leave.”-George after he asks them to stay and they ignore it.

Let me just say everything between dream team felt like uncomfy. So relieved they left but also wtf happened??? Maybe Dream was just in a mood and that’s why he was being so snippy. 

Fundy and Bad join like immediately after they leave thank god. 

The code keeps getting leaked. 

Sam joins!!!! :D 

Let me tell you the stream does a complete 180 when the new people join and Dream and Sapnap leave. 

Bad gets the prompt “I could really use a smaller c*ck”

“Tbh I kind of want to shut them up permanently.”-George about kids.

 Drunkboyhalo. 

“Please leave me alone p*nis, I don’t want to see you.”-Karl

“I can’t avoid my own pfftftskhg.”-George trying to avoid saying c*ck lmao. 

They play monster seeking monster yes!!!!

Audience won after being in sixth place the entire time REPRESENT! 

Audience got to date Gog :]

“Chat literally only denied me. This is just like high school.”-Karl LMAO

Karl calls dnf a disgrace when it’s used in split the room. (Not maliciously)

Everyone gets upset and yells at Gog for taking so long near the end of split the room lmao. 

They end the night with Quiplash. 

Bad=DNF. He changes his name to dnf the last game giving me flashback to earlier in the stream. 

"POP A PERKY JUST TO START UP"- BAD PLAYS THIS!! BAD OMG

Everyone is genuinely questioning if Bad is drunk or if he’s playing.

“Inverted Furry.”-Karl. 

Karl wins :D 

Karl leaves and George plans to raid him. 

Karls stream is to set a one hour timer and build an entire country on the smp and after it goes off smth will happen?? I don’t know we’ll see. 

[y4rdbird]

mcc 17 vod time: cyan edition baby

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii <3 this mcc when watching other team vods i had some thoughts and decided to post them here lol? not much too it. im not an expert nor am i anyone whos opinion you should value to so dont sweat it if you disagree lol. 

I'm not gonna go over every game and more of where i had something to say so <3 time to get into it i guess <3

starting off controversial lol. skybattle i. didn't really enjoy. cyans placement wasnt that notable but something I noticed is they kind of revolved their strat around dream? round one the way he dies bridging to mid and then asks for ponk to do it at that part so *he* doesn’t get sniped again aswell as just prioritizing himself over his teammates a bit? just didn't really vibe w me lol. its not anything id call an issue and more just something i noticed, and kind of reminded me of the funneling strat for dodgebolt (something dream is well known for) vs arrow splitting. i don't like funneling but i also main falsesymmetry for mcc so. i am biased lol. dream is obviously a bit more of a sweat compared to players like h or pete who prioritize making sure all there teammates are getting their own shots in while dream goes for the win for all of them by doing the majority himself. tldr he can be a sweat good for him. dream fans please dont maul me im but a humble blog

moving on from the opinion that's most likely to get me cancelled (/j) sands of time!!!!! i think their sot strat was super smart and while i don't know if its ever been used before id love to see it again in the future! karl as sandkeeper was a great decision as he was on top of comms and communicating when he had keys, how much sand, and when he needed them to give him more. dream was great at instructing them on what to do and saved alot of time not running back for vault keys but instead going on a set path intending to get the vault, instead of go in and pray you stumble upon it lol. the entire team worked well and its genuinely a shame they had a shit run in with those ravagers. comparing the scores, first place was 4300ish, and cyan had at one point 4500ish coins, meaning they would have gotten first if not for it. never forget the cyan 17 incident </3

buildmart. made me want to bang my head against the wall. i dont think i can elaborate on it without flying into a rage again so instead i am going to copy some portions from my commentary on it from discord <3 hope you all enjoy the rage from someone who has been pampered by grian buildmart pov

idk what to say other then their buildmart makes me want to cry. like oh my god. It is just very frustrating

he started off by having multiple people go to the same resource zone or the SAME BLOCK and ONLY do one build and it was just so inefficient

furthermore when Karl said he was going to grab other woods he told him not to????

 if your basing it off speed and you are ALREADY GETTING THE WOOD. HAVE HIM GRAB OTHER WOODS. YOU DONT NEED TWO PEOPLE GRABBING 12 PIECES OF FUCKING WOOD

It was hell actual hell

not only was he giving out confusing commands but he was just wasting manpower. during the treasure build he had ONE PERSON GET 3 DIFFERENT ORE BLOCKS AND 3 FUCKING PEOPLE GET SPRUCE

never going to forgive dream for having 3 fucking people get spruce

like tbh after THAT id fucking hate buildmart too. couldn’t be me though

focusing to get first completion isn’t a bad strat but doing one build only causes more point loss then gain. if they focused on two they could have done so much better because they could have easily divided into teams of two since they were only going to like. 2 locations each build and could have maintained the speed dream was pushing for

that concludes the ‘maybe its better if you do sit out for buildmart dream that made me want to cry’ segment of this post. thank you and goodnight

next up and last!!!! survival games!!! im not going too critical abt this but obv they were kind of losing morale and that can drastically affect performance. that being said DREAM HOW CAN YOU SUCK AT COMMS SO MUCH WHEN YOU DID SO WELL IN SOT!!! I HAD HOPE FOR YOU!!!! my heart is forever broken and trust shattered into oblivion <///3. getting serious though, this was a game where tommy got to really shine. he’s always been p good in my book and survival games is no exception. they went in with tommy leading and giving commands and dream kind of just. ignored them. and pushed to do opposite of what tommy wanted which ultimately kind of got them killed. and when it was just him and ponk very quickly went to taking the shots and just. idk disregarded what his team might want to say or have actually said. dream suffers a lot when he’s not in the leadership role because he just. cant listen to other people ig LMAO. dream himself has said he’s not good at teamwork so this isn't a big surprise, but still made it super frustrating to watch.

hmmm that is all me thinks.... once again this is my OPINION please do not burn me like a witch <3  this is all v lighthearted commentary and obv i didnt cover all of the games so this isnt some end all be all they are shit or not. idk if ill do another one of these posts but it was fun to make <3 i am now going to make a sammie <3 bye 

[literaphobe]

i was wondering if you have a favorite mcc, or a favorite perspective/team from one. im sort of new to the dsmp stuff and ive been watching a lot of mcc streams but im not to sure where to start.

i haven’t seen all that many mcc streams tbh but my fave is mcc11!! w dream george sapnap n karl :D that was such a lovely team and they were all so sweet and positive n happy despite all the problems despite the fact that karl’s internet crashed n dream missed an entire game because he got. swatted???? n still ranked FIRST individually he was THAT cracked n like

i liked watching dream’s perspective despite the fact that there was a long afk period n a long period of him playing muted like when he absolutely DOMINATED in sky battle n when he DESTROYED everyone in parkour warrior the entire course he was the only one who finished it the organizers literally tried so hard to make the obstacle course impossible to beat so everyone had a super hard time but dream STILL beat it n the admin was so pissed he BLEW UP the obstacle course........ and dream’s reaction.... he was like “oh no :( he’s mad that i beat it :(“ but also he pulled through so hard for his team n sapnap got to like the final stage of the course n got 2nd right behind dream that was so cool...... it was so mesmerizing and comforting to watch :(

also them getting into the finals was so beautiful..... like george telling dream “i expect two for two, okay dream?” n dream GOT the two for two as instructed and they were all so happy.... and telling george he had to clutch if dream got eliminated because he would be targeted and george DID clutch he did SO well they were such a power duo in dodge bolt...... i feel like if dream n george get into the finals as a team it’s literally oVER like they already won they’re so cool

and also George’s perspective is definitely worth it n fun to watch like. when dream finally unmuted in the middle of mcc george was so happy he lit up n he was like YEAHHHH DREAMS BACK DREAMS BACK!!! also when george’s cat came into his room 🥺 n he HELD her and played w her n spoke to her in Baby n did the little. he held her n made her Bounce idk how to explain it. it was very endearing. n the cat started to Eat his wires n he freaked out n the game was about to start??? n karl was like throw [the cat] out???? that was SO funny n yeah it was just so soft n so FUNNY when they would be like WINNERS POV!!!! WINNERS POV!!!! n they actually won 🥺

like just. so many funny n happy vibes they were so supportive n patient w karl too. i love mcc11 i want it back so bad. can we get a dream george quackity team up next. idk who i REALLY want to be in the team but quackity usually doesn’t do super well in mcc so since dream is really good it feels like they’d be allowed to team together??? n they should??? quackity DESERVES to be an mcc winner ok

[thebirdandhersong]

Fairy tale retellings! because I couldn’t help myself (under the cut because I got carried away and remembered my fairy tale retelling phase from middle school........ oh boy)

Cinderella 

Cinderella (2015 Disney live action): beautiful beautiful BEAUTIFUL (the music! the script!! the Hope! the costumes! the dress! the gentleness at its heart! the overall design and the colours!) (I still believe it’s the best live action re-adaptation they’ve come up with so far) (then again they DID have one of the Rogue One writers and Kenneth Branagh--both of whom understand story AND fairy tales--on the team, and possibly the best combination of actors and costume designers)

Cinderella (Disney animated movie): like a dream. Can’t remember it that well because I haven’t watched it in over ten years, but I remember that I loved it

Cinderella, the Rodgers & Hammerstein musical featuring Laura Osnes and Santino Fontana: Laura’s Cinderella is so lively and hopeful and bright and affectionate and I Love Her!!! The script is also surprisingly funny, and the little changes they made (like the fairy godmother being an old beggar woman in the village, the subplot with her stepsister, the scene at the ball where she suggests that they should all be kind to one another, the fact that the prince is called His Royal Highness Christopher Rupert Windemere Vladimir Karl Alexander Francois Reginald Lancelot Herman (HERMAN!) Gregory James....... iconic) added rather than detracted from the themes they chose to emphasize

A Cinderella Story: possibly one of my favourite films. I loved the fact that they knew each other before the ‘ball’. Loved the way the fairy tale was ‘translated’ into the 2000s. The friendship was strong with this one. I had the best time watching this movie. (Dress-wise, Hilary Duff’s dress is my least favourite, but that’s a minor quibble, and is also due to the fact that it has Lily and Laura’s gorgeous fluffy ballgowns to contend with, and that’s not fair competition)

Persuasion, by Jane Austen: does it count?? The way I see it, Persuasion is like Cinderella gone wrong (we discussed this in class, and my prof called Lady Russell a fairy godmother who means well but fails her protege before the story even begins. We talked about Anne’s ‘Cinderella’/makeover moment taking place over a longer period of time, about the ‘evil’ stepsisters, etc. etc. I’m not entirely sure I agree with every single comparison he made, but he made some Very interesting points).... at least the first time :)

Cinder, by Marissa Meyer. Oh, the images!!!!! Marissa Meyer is WONDERFUL at them. You wouldn’t think they’d translate well into a futuristic sci-fi (almost steampunk) world, but she did it SO brilliantly (the slipper! the ‘dress’! the whole family situation!)

Rapunzel

Tangled (Disney animated movie): an absolute joy. Rapunzel is an Ariel-like character who has hopes and dreams of her own, and I love how warm and vivacious and endearingly transparent she is. The dance scene is so, so lovely. (I stand by my opinion that very few little went right with Disney’s fairy tale retellings after Tangled.)

Cress, by Marissa Meyer: once again. Images. I can’t believe she managed to pull Rapunzel-in-space off so well. (Plus she’s a hacker, and such a sweetheart!!)

Beauty and the Beast

Beauty and the Beast (Disney animated movie): Amazing. Gorgeous. Brilliant. The buildings and the music and Belle (Belle, my darling!!) and the darker, more Gothic feel to the art and the design...... Yes

Beauty, by Robin McKinley: knocked it right out of the ball park, right through the atmosphere, right into outer space... The language is so lush and atmospheric, and even though I knew roughly what was going to happen, I loved every moment of it. She puts a special emphasis on family and on human connection and I Loved that so much.

Rose Daughter, by Robin McKinley: also gorgeous!!!!! Beauty is still my favourite of the two, but this one was also a gem. (Again: the emphasis on family and sisterhood!!!)

Beauty and the Beast (the Broadway musical): Susan Egan’s voice is SO lovely. And Home deserved more than just an instrumental reference in the 2017 version.

The Twelve Dancing Princesses

Princess of the Midnight Ball, by Jessica Day George: the Best. The sisters are easier to distinguish, the changes/things she added (the war, the queen’s past, etc.) make the story even more interesting, and Galen is fantastic (courteous, kind, brave, AND likes to knit?? NICE)

The Barbie movie: I loved it when I was a little girl (it is also Muffin-approved!)

The Princess and the Pea

@fictionadventurer​‘s Wodehousian one :) which is an absolute delight. Every once in a while I remember it and then can’t stop smiling

The Goose Girl

The Goose Girl, by Shannon Hale: the Best. And by the Best, I mean the absolute Best. Her writing is so beautiful and her characters are so real and distinctive. The worldbuilding is fascinating. It’s so simple and so beautiful, and is near-perfect as a retelling and as a novel. The rest of the Bayern series is also wonderful!!

The Little Mermaid

The Little Mermaid (Disney movie): can’t remember it very well, except for the chef who wanted to cook Sebastian and also Ariel’s very cool sisters.... the music and Ariel’s character are lovely :)

The Little Android, by Marissa Meyer: genius. The first time I read it, I cried furiously. What does it mean to be human?? Marissa Meyer loves to talk about this in her other books (through malfunctioning robots, androids, werewolves, etc.). And the conclusion she comes to is always the same (and always done so beautifully): it’s about love and sacrifice (and tbh even though she’s talking about this through robots and werewolves, she’s got a point!!! When you act with love and self-sacrifice, you reflect the character of the Maker and His love and self-sacrifice, which is what makes us in that moment the most human--or at least human in the sense that that’s what we were made to be and to do towards our neighbours and enemies)

Ponyo (Studio Ghibli movie): this counts, doesn’t it?? A film that is an absolute joy through and through. It doesn’t completely stick to the original fairy tale but it also talks about compassion, kindness, and love as a choice

The Princess and the Frog

The Princess and the Frog (Disney animated movie): can’t remember it very well, but Anika Noni Rose has a fantastic voice, and I loved Tiana’s practicality, optimism, and kindness

The Prince of the Pond, by Donna Jo Napoli: can’t remember it either (read it in third grade) but basically it’s about how the prince turns into a frog and starts a family with another frog (the story is told from her perspective). I do remember that the ending made me so sad, though

Sleeping Beauty

Sleeping Beauty (Disney movie): can’t remember it at all either, except for: 1) Once Upon a Dream (a brilliant song) and 2) forget pink or blue. I liked her grey dress the most

Spindle’s End, by Robin McKinley: the story was told in such an interesting way (the animals! the way she wrote about love and protecting the people you love and self-sacrifice in familial and platonic relationships!) with Robin McKinley’s beautiful style

East of the Sun, West of the Moon

East, by Edith Pattou: I was obsessed with this book in elementary school. Obsessed. I kept rereading it over and over again because I just loved it so much. It’s been a few years since I’ve read it, but I can remember certain scenes (Rose entering the ballroom for the first time, the white bear’s hulking figure in the doorway, the architecture of the hall where she washes the shirt, her fingers running over the wax, the reunion scene) so vividly as if it had been a movie instead of a book, or if I’d actually been there, experiencing what Rose was experiencing

Orpheus and Eurydice (which kind of counts)

Hadestown (the Broadway musical, the original cast, AND Anais Mitchell’s original concept album): I’ve talked about it so much I probably shouldn’t even start slkfjsdl;kfjlk; I just wanted an excuse to mention it again

Tam Lin

Fire and Hemlock, by Diana Wynne Jones: I loved it when I first read it but I was so confused and so fascinated by it.

The Snow Queen

Frozen (Disney animated movie): no (insert heart emoji)

And contemporary(?) books that are considered modern classics, if not modern fairy tales (depends on how you look at it, really):

Peter Pan

Peter Pan (Disney animated movie): a childhood favourite!!!

Peter and the Starcatchers, by Dave Barry: the whole series is so much fun (and they’re among some of the funniest books I’ve read). This one serves as a sort of prequel to Peter Pan, but it’s safer to say that Dave Barry reimagined the whole story.

Peter and the Starcatcher (Broadway play adaptation of the book, which is a reimagining of the original Peter Pan..... yeah): the source material is incredibly funny, so naturally the play adaptation makes you laugh until your sides feel ready to split (I mean!! You have Christian Borle as Black Stache, Adam Chanler Berat as Peter, Celia Keenan-Bolger as Molly..... they’re all brilliant) The script, the way the cast makes use of the set and props, the perfect comic delivery....... love it

Finding Neverland, a musical adaptation of the movie (the A.R.T. production with Jeremy Jordan as James Barrie): the music is so good, and the way they write about the value of looking at the world through the eyes of a child?? of seeing the beauty in everything?? of hope and imagination and wonder?? If it weren’t for the way it handles adultery (even emotionally cheating!) and divorce :( but Laura Michelle Kelly is absolutely enchanting, and the script is also incredibly funny and heartwarming

Tiger Lily, by Jodi Lynn Anderson: a twisted fairy tale... it was quite disturbing at times, but it was also beautiful and heartbreaking. It’s a darker take on the story, which I tend not to like (at all), but the way it explored Tiger Lily and Peter was quite interestng

The Wizard of Oz

WIcked, the Stephen Schwartz musical--I haven’t read the book: as far as retellings-about-the-villain-of-the-original-story goes this one is my favourite. It is another twisted fairy tale, though, and there’s a constant undercurrent of doom and dread, even in the motifs Stephen Schwartz uses... the ending is not completely happy, but the music is FANTASTIC (Mr. Schwartz also did The Hunchback of Notre Dame and Prince of Egypt!!)

Alice in Wonderland

Alice in Wonderland (Disney movie): another childhood favourite... I also haven’t seen this one in over ten years, but I can still remember specific scenes very clearly in my head

Alice by Heart: a musical about a girl called Alice Spencer whose coping mechanism (quite literally) is Alice in Wonderland. She knows it by heart (again. Literally) and she dives into the world as a form of escapism (LITERALLY. There’s even a song at the end where the characters acknowledge how unhealthy this is). There’s a lot about growing up, losing a loved one, learning to let go... about self-deception and grief and the control one has over one’s life (unfortunately it IS subtly antagonistic towards Christianity at times)..... i do wish that writers didn’t have to treat sexual maturity as the most prominent/interesting part of coming-of-age stories, though. The characters, the set and lighting and costume design (BRILLIANT, by the way!!!!)... all wonderful. But the strangely sexual references can be a bit uncomfortable. (Really!! You can tell a coming-of-age story WITHOUT that stuff, you know!!!!!)

That Disney Movie directed by Tim Burton: wouldn’t recommend. Alice doesn’t need to be a warrior. (At ALL.)

Would also like to mention: Princess Tutu :)

[dystopiandilfs]

People have also retroactively decided that Dreams MCC11 team was op because it had 2 S-tiers on it like Sapnap hasn't improved to where he is now and that Karl is the lowest scoring player to win. The entire reddit were saying they weren't going to win aswell but as soon as they do and Dream has never had a nerf and his team was op and obviously going to win. That MCC had so many problems and they still pulled through. I wish they'd just acknowledge that they're biased against him.

Literally though like Pete and Hbomb teamed but nobody called that overpowered, Mefs and Dream were paired and were called overpowered (eventhough it was Dream's first MCC), Dave and Sapnap were teamed and weren't considered overpowered, Punz and Illumina were teamed not considered overpowered, Dream and Techno teamed and were called overpowered, Techno and Phil weren't called overpowered, Phil, Wilbur and TapL teamed and weren't considered overpowered, Dream and Sapnap teamed and were considered overpowered.

SBI as a team weren't considered overpowered but Dream Team + Karl was. Phil, Wilbur, George and TapL as a team were considered fair and average but Dreamnap + Q and Michael were overpowered.

Sounds like everyone is bias of Dream tbh.

(These are all from multiple Reddit posts where multiple people have said that each of these teams and duos aren't overpowered yet have said that any pairing of Dream and a top 15 player is)

[wasflypaw]

Maybe either Tubbo or Fundy?

Tubbo - Really trying his best. Not a bad person. He has the right intentions. He gets thrown into a lot of situations he's not prepared for - Schlatt calling him back to be his right hand man, becoming president of an entire nation, etc.

Tubbo was never prepared for presidency, he got picked to be president as a second choice and was expected to be a good president just like that. He tried his best to rebuild the nation and he was genuinely doing a good job, however he was destined to fail as Fundy and Quackity, members of his cabinet, refused to listen to him on day 2 when he told them not to provoke Techno because he just wants peace.

Tubbo only had Schlatt and Wilbur as examples of presidents before this. Tubbo wants to eliminate any threat to his nation and ends up causing more problems doing so - exiling Tommy to prevent Dream's war, trying to hunt down Techno which lead to Techno now wanting blood...

Tubbo is scared of what Techno is capable of, didnt have any way of knowing he was in retirement, and just knew he was out there with the resources to blow up his nation after threatening to do so. If someone hated you and your friends (because Tubbo's cabinet members are his FRIENDS) and has threatened multiple times to harm your nation and harm them, is FULLY capable of doing so any time he wanted, and then goes into "retirement" would you believe him if you were in Tubbo's position or would you want him gone also? He didnt go about it the right way but that doesnt mean he's evil.

L'Manberg isnt what it used to be, but Tubbo doesnt realize that. L'Manberg is incredibly special to Tommy and Wilbur and Tubbo was there when it was created, of course he's gonna wanna make sure the nation stays safe

Also I dont believe him putting Philza in house arrest is evil lol Philza confirmed he was working with Techno who, again, threatened less than a month before that to destroy the nation.

He wants what's best but is easily manipulated (Dream and Quackity) as a result.

People say he's becoming Schlatt but that's not true at all, he's not TRYING to be evil. He gets talked over all the time and not taken seriously but he finally speaks loud and assertive and that means he's evil now?? Nah

He really deserves better and deserves rest tbh. I wouldn't mind if he's overthrown I just dont want him to be president anymore, he's been put in so many stressful situations that have turned into disasters

I hope he doesnt die by the end of the story, he doesnt deserve that

Fundy - Fundy's perspective is very underrated, it was surprising to me how many people didnt realize he was a spy and thought he was genuinely working for Schlatt

Now Fundy isnt really a bad person but he's not innocent. He has a reputation for scamming, stealing, pranking, etc. He started a minor civil war in L'Manberg because he stole Karl's Netherite and refused to give it back lol

He was Wilbur's son, but you cant deny Wilbur was a terrible father even before the corruption arc. He refused to take Fundy seriously, mocked his ideas, babied him and treated him like an incapable child leading to moments where Fundy would bash Wilbur's ideals and purposefully rebel against him in small ways like putting on the L'Manberg uniform while committing violence, something that was frowned upon in L'Manberg.

Fundy saw there was an election going on and decided to run for president with Niki, as him and Niki had been teaming up a LOT during the Pet War. Wilbur, upon seeing him run for president, immediately shut him down, disregarded him as a Traitor, and told Tommy that Fundy is dead to him. Fundy joined Schlatt as a spy, only telling Eret his plans, and burned the flag Niki made to "prove his loyalty to Schlatt". Fundy created a new flag for Schlatt, did stuff like help decorate, he's desperate for validation from a father figure or someone in a higher position of power

I think Fundy really started to warm up to Schlatt despite trying to be a spy. Schlatt gave him responsibilities and positions of power and didnt treat him like a small child which lead to Fundy "disowning" Wilbur. Fundy went on to say Schlatt has done more for the country than Wilbur has, but after the festival he ran to Pogtopia, sat there for a bit and said "I was wrong." (Reminder that Fundy's POV is underrated)

When Fundy revealed himself as a Spy and showed them the 20 page book he'd been working on he was mocked and Wilbur told him "I Despise You".

Fundy lost both Wilbur and Schlatt on the same day and his Daddy Issues still havent been resolved

He had his moment with Philza but even Philza said he's dead to him after Fundy did the Butcher Army stuff and he never did get adopted by Eret

Speaking of Eret I really wish he adopted Fundy as he's one of the people who's been consistently supportive of Fundy where Wilbur never was. Eret supported COCONUT2020 and cheered for them even when they lost, Fundy and Eret remained friends after Eret's betrayal, Fundy trusted Eret with his spy plan, etc