#Python

[herpsandbirds]

Diamond Python (Morelia s. spilota), juvenile, family Pythonidae, from SE Australia

Sub-species of the Carpet Python.

photograph by Adam Sehy

[riishu]

Spotify sucks now

Making a TUI app that gets my playlists from Spotify and then scrapes YouTube to play the tracks

[maxine-x3]

canOrgasm = False

while True:

if obediencePercent < 100:

pleasure *= pleasure

obediencePercent += 1

else:

canOrgasm = True

obediencePercent -= 10

print(“Good girl~”)

# there i fixed ur code and made it actual python

Bzzzzt it's hard to thinkkkkk when I'm so needy >< a-any users want to um... m-maybe give this robot some attention, p-please! ><

[errantsquam]

[oh-look-car-horns]

[gkdeamon]

[engravedlives]

misc coding stamps graphics

[weezord-leezords]

RIP to this poor man 😶

Via

[thlpp]

If Silly Sleeping was an Olympic discipline, Sunny would win the gold.

[el-pie]

"Coding with python"

"Don't you mean Coding IN Python"

"Did I stutter?"

(code snatched from somewhere online I am not dedicated enough to code snake for the bit)

[thicctator]

The best colour for a ball python is banana - they’re like the orange cats of pythons 🥺

(Side eyes my orange cat as she chews plastic)

Pattern by Happy Little Mouse

[ahmednaserfamily]

Imagine we live a life. You can't stand it while watching it on TV. Please donate to my family 💔 or write a post in your own way for us 🥺🙏 Donations are very low.

[amiti-art]

The fact that Python is Apollo's greatest enemy and snake is Asclepius' sacred animal will always be funny

Part 2

[errantsquam]

snek cooking

edit: to every comment about "hiss the cook": why would you hiss the cook. snakes do that when they're threatened and telling you to heck off. this fella is having a good time. don't ruin it >:(

[oh-look-car-horns]

Wondering what boop count your 3 letter word corresponds to? I gotchu:

Using a python script I wrote, I booped myself 50,000 times, saving an image of my boop-o-meter every 500 boops. Before we get into the results, there are two important limitations to this study that I should mention:

Firstly, because I only recorded the boop-o-meter every 500 boops, if a message appeared for less than 500 boops it may not have been caught.

Secondly, every now and then my computer would lose a boop or two when a click wouldn't register. This is seen in the 500 and 1000 boop images below, which in reality read 498 and 994 respectively. Because of this, boop values are slightly lower than they appear.

With that out of the way, lets dig in.

0-999:

From boops 0-999, the boop-o-meter displays your boop count, and changes color as you boop

Boop count: 0 Boop count: 500 Boop count: 1000

Boop fact: the colors do not change after 1000

LOL:

Between boops 1000 and 1500, the boop-o-meter changed to display 'LOL'. This likely took place at 1000 boops, but maybe it said 'MAX' or sumn for awhile at first? Idk this is already the misinformation website so not my problem.

Boop count: 1500 (actually more like 1490 ish)

More results below the cut

OMG:

Between 1500 and 2000, the boop-o-meter changed to display 'OMG'. Again, this probably happened at 1500 but who knows. Maybe staff made it 1523 for the bit or something.

Boop count: ~2000

WOW:

The boop-o-meter remained at omg until the 3500 boop readpoint, when it switched to 'WOW', meaning this transition happens somewhere between ~2980 and ~3480.

Boop count: ~3500

Boop fact: 'WOW' is the second longest reigning message

*-*:

Between 5000 and 5500 the boop-o-meter switched to '*-*'. You get the idea at this point so I'll speed it up.

Boop count: ~5500

WHY:

The boop-o-meter changed to 'WHY' between 6000 and 6500 boops. For science. That's why.

Boop count: ~6500

PLZ:

Next was 'PLZ', switching between 7000 and 7500.

Boop count: ~7500

AAA:

I'm not sure what bloody urine has to do with anything, but for some reason staff felt is was important to display, switching between 7500 and 8000.

Boop count: ~8000

;_;:

Huh the colon makes that one look weird. 8000-8500.

Boop count: ~8500

Boop fact: That fucking cat haunts me in my dreams

0_0:

I realized after I set my pyautogui script running that my computer wouldn't turn off its screen because of the clicking, so there was a strobing blue light in my room all night. This encapsulated my expression while trying to sleep (8500-9000).

Boop count: ~9000

MAX:

After 9000 it displayed 'MAX'. This was cap. (9000-9500 switch).

Boop count: OVER 9000 (9500)

<33:

I miss my wife. 9500-10,000.

Boop count ~10,000

TUM BLR:

THE HOLY GRAIL. The boop-o-meter switched to displaying 'TUM BLR' between 10,000 and 10,500 boops. Because my actual boop count was slightly behind my theoretical, I'd guess that this change happened at 10,000 boops.

Boop count: ~10,500 (likely switched at 10,000)

Summary:

When charted the boop curve looks as follows:

Boop curve: 0 - 10,000 boops

My script continued to run until 53,000 boops, but no further changes were observed. Again, there were quite possibly more messages at lower boop values, but my ass is not checking. Maybe I should have scaled my sampling accordingly, but it is what it is. Thank you for joining me on this journey, and if you have any corrections or more information, please add it to this post.

Boop fact: Terfs DNI

[hisssyfitsss]

Trying to hold a blue tongue skink with one hand is truly the most awkward thing to attempt 😬 But here’s Casper all fat and happy!

As my friend says, “he bends like a microwaved bean burrito.”