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dystopiandilfs · 2 years ago
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solid three feet of space between dream and sapnap and a negligible three inches between dream and george
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dystopiandilfs · 2 years ago
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sapnap in the reindeer suit george got him im crying look at him
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dystopiandilfs · 2 years ago
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the meeting after the dsmp panel was four hours long 💀 they were torn to shreds by dream ("it's up to dream if he wants to talk about it, but as far as i know, it wasn't great)
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dystopiandilfs · 2 years ago
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When I call the Dream Team freaks I mean it in the way of Sapnap would eat the corner of book pages as he reads it, Dream would chew the hands and feet off of Barbie dolls and George would lick rocks and swish then in his mouth to get extra flavouring.
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dystopiandilfs · 2 years ago
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A couple of cuties 🥺
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dystopiandilfs · 2 years ago
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DREAM???
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dystopiandilfs · 2 years ago
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Can I just say George constantly looking at Dream especially his face and Dream constantly inching closer to George is sad but sweet. It’s like for George he finally gets to see Dream and he won’t look away and for Dream it’s finally being physically with George irl so he sticks close as possible. They’re making up for lost years, I hope it remains like this forever for them
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dystopiandilfs · 2 years ago
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Dream gives me "media quoter" vibes.
Like he's just talking and will randomly quote a film or TV show on purpose. Like he's talking to Callahan about a mod and says "your software slays btw" (PLL) or he'll be talking to George and start throwing random song lyrics into the conversation, like they make sense in the conversation but it's very clear he's purposely using song lyrics and it's not a coincidence.
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dystopiandilfs · 2 years ago
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DTQK as One Direction.
Dream is 100% Louis for a multitude of reasons which obviously makes George Harry. Quackity is Zayn purely because Zouis is the same chaotic energy level as QWT. Sapnap is Niall the one who is honestly just here to vibe to music and live his life. Karl is Liam.
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dystopiandilfs · 2 years ago
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So dnf are rooming rip to Kristen's sleep (idgaf about peepaw)
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Context people call Dream the Sun and George the Moon.
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dystopiandilfs · 2 years ago
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If Dream Team were to do the cooking but one is deaf, one is blind and one is mute things I think it'd have to be Sapnap blind, George deaf and Dream mute.
Sapnap is blind purely because George being blind won't stop him from picking up a knife and swinging it around. Dream being blind isn't even a considered option because I need Dream to stop snf from accidentally committing murder or arson. I also think Sapnap has such a level of trust with them both that he'd probably being the least anxious about being kitchen blind, also he can't cook so blindness isn't a handicap for him I think he was blind during the cooking streams before with how awful the food looked.
George being deaf was the better choice because that man half listens to most conversations especially ones that include being given instructions so it's not the worst handicap, I also doubt George could remain silent the entire time. Sapnap gives me major fomo vibes and I wouldn't put him though that, Dream not being able to hear snf plot chaos would literally have him 6 feet under so he's not the deaf option either.
Dream being mute is for my own personal benefit. Dream with black tape covering his mouth is an image I would like to see and that's literally the only reason I'd put him at mute. The personal rewards vastly outweigh and risks. (Sorry I'm mentally ill and have demons)
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dystopiandilfs · 2 years ago
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which one of them suggested the piggyback ride sound off below
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dystopiandilfs · 2 years ago
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oh never talk to me again
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dystopiandilfs · 2 years ago
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Thoughts on the drace reveal.
His features are a lot sharper than I expected which is strange to now reverse that image I had in my head.
Major punznap lovechild vibes.
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That's a man with a good skincare routine who also takes care of his teeth nails and hair.
He's my babygirl
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dystopiandilfs · 2 years ago
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NOOOOOOOO this is the worst scenario I hate everything
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dystopiandilfs · 2 years ago
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Someone said Dream gives Thiam love child vibes and if he looks anything like Cody I'll literally scream
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dystopiandilfs · 2 years ago
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No because certain sbiers are something else. I saw so many people recently being like "I feel so sorry for Phil cause Techno was like his son and nobody can understand how much he's struggling"
Like sorry but get out of your little internet bubble for 30 seconds and realise how stupid and insensitive you sound. 1st they were friends not father and son and Phil was the one to state that because people were over obsessed with a family dynamic to the point of erasing them as friends and reducing everything to a family thing(people were literally fighting over if Wilbur and Techno were twins or not to the point of Techno straight up rejecting the dynamic for his dsmp character). 2nd Technos actual dad is the one who gets stuck knowing the pain of losing a son along with every other parent who lost a child, It's so weird that people keep on replacing Tommy, Wilbur and Technos actual family with Phil and Kristin (especially in fics where they make Tommy parents abusive or kill them off, that's fucking weird). 3rd stop overanalyzing everything Phil, Wilbur and Tommy do and relating it to Techno, sure they 100% have sad moments when it comes to Techno but Wilbur saying he's tired doesn't suddenly mean he was up all night crying over his friend, that's so weird to speculate.
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