#and it's gonna be like this until April...
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Aaaah Hi!!! Thank you so much ^^ I'm glad you like my writing!
Y E S ! soft but smug Raph is to die for!! This is an awesome idea! Thank you so much for your ask! I loved writing this! (I too had a cuteness overload thinking of it)
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You and Raph had been dating for a couple months, meaning you going into Raph's room by yourself was normal
When you got to the lair, it was oddly quiet, remembering that Raph had let you know they were gonna take a little longer on their patrol tonight, something about Donnie wanting to find a second centrifuge
You made your way to his room, hoping to snuggle into some of his blankets while you wait for him
Raph had mentioned Chompy before, but anytime you came over, Chompy seemed to be hidden in blankets to keep warm
However, this time is different, as you cuddled up near Raph's bed with a warm blanket, Chompy came up and settled in your lap.
You played with him, and talked to him, about Raph, school, life, everything
You could tell why Raph calmed down when he was with Chompy, Chompy had this.. aura, like he was actually listening and understanding you
You played with him for awhile more, until your eyes grew heavier than you could handle, so you moved Chompy and yourself to Raph's bed
It didn't take long for you two to fall asleep, you faced the wall, with Chompy huddled between your stomach
After a tiring night of covering Donnie, Leo barking orders at him, and Mikey only making his patience shorter, all he wanted was to cuddle up in bed with you
It was rare for him to show you an even softer side of him, his rough exterior covered a more outwardly, but subtle form of him caring and loving you, but beneath that, he would make googly eyes at you, almost matching Donnie and his crush on April
And Raph prided himself on being able to control this side of him, only allowing the closest of his friends, and you, to see him like this
However, as he walked into his room, he could hear his heart pounding in his ears
There you were, asleep, hair a bit messy from tossing and turning, all while Chompy was in his little round position stop your chest, rising and falling with your slow and steady breaths
Raph couldn't help but smile, he was now watching you two from his bedside, taking in the calming beauty of it all
He didn't know how long he had been staring at you, but you seemed to stir in your sleep, raising your hand to Raph's side of the bed, seeing if he was there yet. You opened your eyes only to see Raph with a smug grin on his face. You huffed "Are you just gonna stare or are you gonna join me and our kid?" Raph's heart fluttered even more, but listened to you and got comfortable.
Raph laid his head under your arm, on your shoulder, petting Chompy with one hand, and holding your hand in the other, appreciating the presence of the two beings who seemed to understand him on a level no one else could
By morning, all three of you were still cuddled up, and when Leo went to see where the red clad turtle was, he couldn't help but snicker at the sight, silently calling for his other brothers, they took pictures of you three
But, as usual, Mikey couldn't contain his excitement, and with one of his squeals, woke you and raph up
Raph was... Furious, chasing Mikey down, screaming at him to delete the evidence
You chuckled at their shenanigans, finding it even funnier when Leo sighed and rolled his eyes, ready to act like their Mother Hen.
Little did you know, Raph actually saved one of the pictures, and now has it hidden in his closet, like the softie he is <3
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I absolutely loved this idea ^^ I am a sucker for soft Raph β‘
#bluberri writes#tmnt x reader#tmnt#2012 tmnt#tmnt 2012#2012 tmnt x reader#2012 raph x reader#2012 raph#tmnt raph x reader#tmnt raphael#tmnt raph#raph x reader#x reader#x y/n#answered#request#send anons#anons welcome#anon ask#thanks anon!
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I don't mind snow. I really don't. Snow as a concept may actually be my favourite part of winter
What I DO mind is when snow falls, half melts and turns into black ice. Especially with how clumsy and flat-footed I am already
Or, in other words, the snow fell only four days ago and I already slipped. My tailbone is not surviving the winter
#I'm fine but good god do I hate black ice#I walk twice as slow because of it#and the city authorities do nothing about it#and it's gonna be like this until April...#the Ural climate really is something else...#why couldn't I have been born in Sochi or something. or Krasnodar. or Novorossyisk#well. could be worse. could have been born in Vorkuta or Yakutsk or Murmansk#ekb is cold but not as cold as it can get#so I suppose I should thank my lucky stars or something
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Found this on the wiki but there's nothing on Lego's channel πππ THEY'RE KEEPING ENGLISH CINDER AWAY FROM ME πππππππππ
#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#ninjago spoilers#raine's rambles#im actually gonna lose it like No english cinder lines until april 4th WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM LEGO#freaking heck lego ...........................................................#I just wanna hear his beautiful#and also extremely gay#voice#raine's shitposting#unreality
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Voltron posting in the year of our lord 2024? It's more likely than you think
#these are pieces I did for a klance angst zine like a year or 2 ago#I notice a lot of mistakes now but hey thats progress#why I did this for april fools?... dont worry about it haha#klance#voltron#voltron legendary defender#lance mcclain#keith kogane#angst#zine art#my art#myart#shut up phoenix#illsutration#i did really enjoy working with my teams on this one though it was a good time#i have like SO many zine stuff on the back end that I haven't posted bc I'm stupid sometimes and even when a zine ends idk when to post#im gonna try and throw them out into the void more often but until then i gotta work on OTHER zine stuff haha
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who up crocheting
#as if i donβt have a billion other things i should be doing#i need to studyyyyy#anyways iβm making a bikini toppp#not sure why cuz itβs been fucking freezing and itβs not like itβs gonna get any warmer until like april
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"is that a cellular device I see during educational hours π€βοΈ" "[DEAD NAME] PUT THAT PHONE AWAY" [DEAD NAME] HAS THEIR PHONE OUT" LEAVE ME ALONEEEEE π£π£βΉοΈβΉοΈβΉοΈ
#finn yaps π#I've heard the teachers next year are lowk strict and wit mfs like these it's gonna be hell#it took me until like April for me to start sneaking my phone in class ππ#but now I know the tricks π#and Ive been getting faster at hiding my phone π
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Hm, I don't normally do one of these, so I thought why not lol pretty sure these are relatively obvious given my potential f/os (but I'm also not really wanting to hide who is who.
#this feels silly but polls are fun i wanna join in lol#running for one day bc i wanna add one tomorrow#like once a week? or so until i run out of f/os to add#anyway i'm gonna stop rambling in the tags#april rambles
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Snippet SaturdayβWhere The Dead Forget Chapter 8
Iβve been banging away at this chapter for the last month or so, but itβs another doozy so Iβm thinking itβll take at least another month or so before itβs finally ready. In the meantime, here is the first 1k in somewhat decent condition. Something a bit light-hearted for once!
It was summer when Achilles and Patroclus left Mount Pelion and returned home to Phthia, well before the cold season. Their homecoming had been planned just a few days out from Achillesβ next birthday. It was to be particularly auspicious that year, for it was the one in which he would come of age, and at last be named a man. Those intermittent days therefore were ones of transition, as the two of them re-acclimated to palace life after their idyllic, isolated lifestyle on the mountain.
The morning on the eve of Achillesβ birthday found them in bed together, listening to the ambience of the ocean that they had long missed, the sound drifting into the airless room on a cool breeze from the window. Their bodies were joined in a careless tangle of limbs, still slick with sweat and heavy with warmth after lovemaking. Achillesβ face was buried in the hollow of Patroclusβ throatβhe hummed softly as Patroclus cradled the back of his head, stroking him gently.
βThe sun is rising higher and growing hot,β Patroclus remarked. βIt will make drills miserable if we tarry much longer.β
His skin was beaded with moisture, but Achilles made no effort to move awayβinstead nestling closer into his heat, the smell of him, his beating pulse, all around him.
βThen perhaps we ought to forego them just for today,β he said. βI could not possibly move from this spotβnot even if Lord Poseidon himself were to open up a fissure underneath the palace right at this moment and bring it all crashing down.β
Patroclusβ laugh rumbled against Achillesβ ear. He lifted Achillesβ head, bringing their faces close, and the sound muffled against Achillesβ lips. There was a fond lilt even in his reproach:
βWhat is this? Of all the things in the entire world, I did not think it were possible for my Achilles to forsake something so important as his drills.β
Achilles only clung tighter to Patroclus in response, so that he could not pull away from himβthough Patroclus did not bother to try.
βOh, can I not have a lie-in, just this once? I will be a man grown in one dayβs timeβ¦ I should be allowed to indulge in the careless leisure of boyhood one last time. The only spear I wish to practice with today is this one.β Achilles slipped a mischievous hand down in between Patroclusβ thighs. His companion gasped softly, and then chuckled, pressing his own hand against Achillesβ, so that he might stay his movements.
βHave mercy, please,β he crooned, playfully beseeching. βI cannot hope to keep up with appetites blessed by divinity. At least give us a few more minutes of rest.β
βYou would not stop me, then? I thought you would be displeased by your lazy prince.β
Patroclus extracted Achillesβ hand, placing it instead onto a jutting hipbone at his side. He pressed their hips against one another, their bodies now fully flush. Then, wrapping his arms around Achilles, it felt as though there wasnβt any one part of them that wasnβt touching. Achilles shivered at the feeling, despite the shared heat between them.
βYour entire existence is a continuous blessing,β Patroclus murmured into his mouth. βThere is nothing that you could ever do that would possibly displease me.β
Some time later, when their growling stomachs became too insistent to ignore and at last roused them from bed, Achilles and Patroclus were passing through a corridor when they encountered Master Phoinix. The old man seemed in a hurry, rounding a corner with some speed and a sense of purpose. He stopped suddenly upon spotting the boys.
βAh, there you are,β he said. βWe did not see you at breakfast, and so your father began to wonder where you had gone off to. I had just been sent to go fetch you.β
βWhat does my father want?β Achilles asked.
βHe has received tidings that he wishes to share with you both. He waits for you now.β
Master Phoinix turned around and began striding back in the direction he came; the boys follow him. After a moment, he turned his head around to look askance at them, and his steps slowed so that he could walk alongside them.
βWhy Patroclus,β the old man said with a paternal air. βYou appear rather out of sorts. Are you well?β
The question caused Patroclusβ still tinted colors to deepen. As if paranoid he had forgotten himself, he hastily smoothed down his tunic, checking the fastenings, and combed his fingers through his hair.
βYes, sir,β he answered stiffly as he fussed.
Master Phoinix did not appear to be satisfied by this. He eyed Achilles sternly.
βHas Achilles been taking you along with him for early spear practice again?β When the boys did not answer, he sighed, taking their bemused silence for a tacit confession.
βI know the two of you are still accustomed to the solitude of Mount Pelion and the careful supervision of Master Chironβ¦ but surely there is a good reason your mother did not wish for others to watch you fight, let alone face against you, Achilles. Your father defied her will and made an exception for Patroclus because he is your companion, but still you must remember to use restraint and not overextend him so. Is that understood?β
βI do not think you have to worry about it, sir. Patroclus enjoys it.β
Patroclus made a quiet, strained sound next to him. Achilles bowed his head with rueful affect, not daring to look at either Master Phoinix or Patroclus in the eye, and give away his composure.
βWell, be that as it may,β said Phoinix, finding nothing amiss. βI should not like to see him swept up in your schemes, if you please. He has a tendency to do so to his own detriment.β
βYes, sir,β Achilles replied solemnly.
βVery well, then. Trust that I do not say this to wound anyoneβs prideβ¦ I am simply an old and fussy caretaker, after all.β They reached the doors to King Peleusβ audience chamber, and he opened it, stepping aside to allow Achilles and Patroclus to pass through first. βGo on, then.β
#where the dead forget#fic wips#the other reason it might still take me a while is Iβm pinch-hitting for a friendβs zine and the fic is due by the end of April#so my other projects are temporarily on the backburner until thatβs done#anyway this chapter in case it isnβt clear is gonna be a treatment of the skyros arc#Iβm having fun with it#hopefully yβall like it too
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Yβall why did no one tell me that moving was so hard. Iβve been packing and cleaning for 40 days and 40 nights π©
#not gonna have my pc until like the 17th of April bc the movers wanna be slow#so no more content until then π₯Ί#ab to do a 3ish day drive to Florida so wish me luck!!#I bought a house though so thatβs nice :)
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Rewatching No Name Dream, and honestly, it is the one Wild Kratts episode that feels the most like a fanfiction.
#wild kratts#wild kratts season 7#wk season 7#wk s7#the episode was released in Canada and is viewable with a VPN#But some clever fox leaked it onto YouTube so you can easily search it up and find it#Still I'm gonna refrain from spoilers on my blog until the episode comes out in April when I'm certain that the vast majority has seen it.#But yeah there are a lot of call-backs in the episode to earlier seasons - Even more recent ones like Season 6#It's like a fanfiction in the sense that it feels like it was written by a fan of the show that wanted a comeback for old stuff in the show#There's also the one scene that shall not be named which I 100% think was an intentional nod to the viewers.#if yk yk#It's so weird in any other context this feels like a fun little fic but it's actually a canon episode#Even weirder is that it actually works somehow?#I feel like a lot of people may either like it or hate it when it comes out but I really love it.#spoiler free
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just wrapped the first christmas present of the year β€οΈ
#for my friend who hates presents of course π#its the stupid teddy bear onesie he has magically instantly putgrown BOTH the previous times i got him one it fit him for like a week π€#so i got it in the next two sizes up and that's that!!!!#babies grow so fast wtf never buy clothes as a present for a baby that's all i can say#but i can't accept defeat so here we go#his mom will appreciate it even tho she doesn't like getting presents tho lol#and its insane to give christmas presents before thanksgiving but for all i know this baby is gonna outgrow them both by then#i literally bought the size 9-12 months like last month#i ordered it immediately after his mom told me she THOUGHT HE WOULD BE IN THAT SIZE SOON#and it was already too toght on him when it arrived a week later π#so now i got size 12-18 and size 18-24 this baby's gonna be cozy this winter or else!!!#i cannot afford this btw#the original onesie was pretty cheap it was o. sale for like $17 but then i bought it twice#and the size maxed out at 9-12 months#so i had to upgrade to a toddler one and it was $22 and i got two of them again plus shipping#and i only make 14 dollars an hour and i'm lucky to work even two days a week at my new job lol#im putting off getting a second job until after i cover a coworkers maternity keave in feb tho bc then i def would be full time#for at least 6 weeks#and its possible she might decide not to come back or another aide would leave by then#so i might have an opportunity to be full time by then ir at least close to that#anyway#no money november fr π#just realized my tags are confusing my friend is the mom not the baby π#she's the one who gates receiving gifts bc she feels awkward lol#but she's broke af and can't afford clothes for her baby let alone cute ones and she loved the onesie when she fot it at her baby shower#but then the baby came a week and a half late#he was supposed to be a march baby he was born in april#and all of a sudden it was too warm for the onesie and he inly got to wear it once#so i was like ok i will get another one in the fall/winter then#but alas
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Hhhhhhhh I need to get up and go out for my nature walk but I Do Not want to and UGH π«
#ugh god Iβm not looking forward to the cold weather#Iβm gonna be in rot mode until like. the end of april π« π« π« π« π« π« π« π« #you would think that at 30 years old Iβd finally have some fall/winter coping mechanisms but Nope#all I can do is feel the rot coming on#sleeping until 8am instead of naturally waking up around 6#not wanting to go anywhere or do anything and so my body just absolutely saps me of energy and UGH#I love having seasonal affective disorder on top of all my other regular bullshit#negative
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mkay not to be like. a little insane or anything. but god i've been going crazy over religion (catholicism) and blood lately. did anyone else drink blood as worship every week since they were seven. was anyone else inundated with images of open wounds as holy. is anyone else consumed by the thought of holding onto a crucifix tightly enough for the edges of it to draw blood. i turned in a poem about drowning in communion wine in an empty church while bleeding from crucifix-inflicted hand wounds and trying to talk to god and my creative writing professor gave me extremely normal critiques i feel like i'm losing my mind
#is ANYONE ELSE here.#also i made my poetry insta and i was gonna backpost but i think i might just sit and stare at it until april sfkghsd#it's me and my few hundred tumblr followers on my poetry acc. and the five thousand pornbots on this one ig#life is so. like.#i CONSTANTLY think that being raised catholic didn't do that much to me but obviously it did SOMETHING#you know what. yeah. cause i didn't end up with guilt over being queer but i did end up having my whole world view torn away from me#cause when god is the fundamental building block to everything...#my parents were extremely reasonable about things all things considered#but losing trust and faith in god is like having the bottom block pulled out of your little tower#and since i was fifteen i feel like i've been trying to either get it out fully without letting it all crumble#or trying to push it back without causing more damage#and the tower's never gonna be the same no matter what. you know.#i suck at self reflection so i never actually think about this stuff but dear god does it consume me#like no i did not end up with catholic guilt really. however being asked to examine yourself as a sinner at 7 will do things to you#HATE myself why am i still awake. so fucking upset i need to be up so early tomorrow skdjfgh#screaming and crying. anyway anyone else up thinking about catholicism and blood???#valentine notes#catholic tag
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Cosmo Wanda I wish to blow up my place of work so I can actually finish my obligations that are eating me alive outside of this cycle of having to choose whether to eat, sleep or my other responsibilities with the literal 3 hours I have a day to do anything not work related... AAAAAGH
#and then i end up feeling fucking guilty for doing stuff like going for a walk or taking a longer shower AAAAGH#tai talks#personal#okay im gonna delete this later#i literally feel sick sometimes when i dont spend time on the 'right' projects like my whole damn life is scheduled to the minute rn#or like when im not using my delegated lunch break to call to make my medical appointments or figure out my research shit im so done#I JUST NEED TO SURVIVE. UNTIL APRIL. AND THEN I WILL LEAVE MY JOB. AND THEN :-) AND THE . THEN..
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i swear dog owners on rover are the most flaky fucking people on earth every single job Ive almost gotten over rover has cancelled on me. genuinely no point in using the app like jesus
#barry.txt#i was gonna meet her dog TODAY and start the three day job on SATURDAY#the only reliable dog watching job ive gotten not through family has been thru my brothers facebook account#at least this woman was so inconsiderate as to not tell me I dont have the job and not get in contact with me when i talk to her#until I was already at her house like what happened to me in april
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"this is going to be so cool" i board the ships of the trojan contingent, aware of but refusing to acknowledge the horrific fate that now awaits.
#helen#and ig#implied#paris#aphrodite#april fools#i do think she went willingly but any infatuation she had for paris was played up by aphrodite to feel like love#paris is a little garbage boy and he is very stupid but i dont think he like. means badly#but yeah since this is one day obviously it is gonna go quickly but i dont think helen has any regret about leaving home until a bit after#arriving in troy. there is an infatuation yeah but i do think she loves menelaus and daughter and her home#and the fact that she did go willingly is why she blames herself#even though there is a recognition that there was that manipulation by aphrodite#to satisfy her pact with paris#anyways. lol#also helenβs ability to forsee what is about to happen. to see the men who will die for her#im so obsessed with her#woman moment. and she is so sexy for it#i need to instigate more conflict in my daily life honestly
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