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u js said that u can't blow people up in peace which is insinuating that you WANT to blow up people... huh... you need something more than a ukelele
do u think an otamatone apology will be good enough
i dont own one yet but im on a quest... someday...
#ask box#i found one on facebook marketplace right#and i messaged the seller cause it was only 15 bucks#and it was sold immediately after#and THEN i looked again today and now its available again#sooo????#if i get my hands on that otamatone i will perform the worlds first otamatone apology#💥💥💥
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Okay, I've just gotta say though...
Imagine that you think you've fallen in love with some evil mastermind that only ever pretended to love you to gain power for himself!
Then, shortly after, you hear some sniffling coming from the corner of a room while searching for your family, and randomly find said "evil mastermind" looking like this:
Radovid's main casting requirement: being able to look so small, vulnerable, soft, lost, and hurt, that it'll have some members of the audience yelling "Jaskier, you better fix this right now, you big meanie! Or I'll never forgive you!" at their screen!
Basically,
Me, before season 3: "I don't think I'll ever be able to feel as protective of any character in any TV show ever as I do of Jaskier."
Radovid: "Hold my wine bottle, I've got this!"
Me, after season 3: "I now have this strange urge to throttle that bard if he ever hurts that one again... What the fuck is going on?"
#Radovid#Radskier#Seriously#Jaskier#Don't hurt the tiny gentle little 6 feet tall likely technically most politically powerful person on the Continent if actually allowed#to rule his kingdom newly crowned against his will king#You're supposed to wrap him tightly in fur blankets and feed him soup...#I assume...#I mean look at him!#He's such a spoon it hurts!#It took him 0.5 seconds to start showing you genuine interest and appreciation and seek to find ways you two could fulfill#each others' needs and okay#Although people shouldn't be loved back based on merit or because they deserve to#You were immediately deeply intrigued and crushing hard and you do love him back#So as soon as you're sure Geralt's got all the help he needs to go rescue Ciri and do his Witcher thing#Go help Radovid and do your bard thing!#Seanchai said you're related to them...#Those celtic bards were considered scarier to those in power than any army!#They could make or break kings with a song!#Go do what you do best and use your voice to help him out of that corner he's been dragged into and lead him back into the light!#He'd have sold anything of value he has and given up his title to go help you rescue your family if he could have#Don't sacrifice or risk your family for him but don't leave him behind either...#Because I can't jump into that TV screen (believe me I've tried) to go help and rescue him#And I need to believe in you and trust you'll do the right thing and protect and take care of him like one should properly look after him...#BECAUSE LOOK AT HIM!!!#Look at those eyes and that face!!!#He was made for love and extraordinary things for fuck's sake!!!#You're supposed to feed each other porridge not cut each other open!#Be gentle with him!#My Posts
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i’m always thinking about how dal never knew his parents and the only mother figure he had sold him into slavery as a child and then it turns out he never even had parents, he was just a failed experiment. and then his next mother figure is simply a hologram of a famous admiral who then deceives him before ‘dying’. but the real janeway cares for him so much, and defends and advocates for him in court and wants him to join her crew
#this is not anti holo janeway btw i love her it’s just. as soon as they gain a parent they immediately lose her#sometimes i think about how they modified holo janeway so they could hug her. someone get these kids some parental figures STAT#just. dal having to sleep in the engine and literally being SOLD INTO SLAVERY#after never knowing who he even was#feeling so worthless his entire life#yet finally finding his purpose among his crew on the protostar#and being taken under THE admiral janeways wing#he justtttt. does such a good job at being captain#he cares for his crew so much#bc he knows what it’s like to be forgotten and cast aside!! they all do!!#and cares for them and protects them and just loves them more than anything in the world#and he’s no longer a failed experiment but a confident leader! who’s not alone anymore!#ohhhhh i love him#star trek#star trek prodigy#dal r'el
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Owange... 🧡🍑🧡🍊🧡🥭
Had to complete my heart eyes set with the ones I had for Valentine's and Norman's birthday week.
When you're Ray and this is your canonical internal monologue about your two best friends:
(Chapter 93)
#abusing that page/panel a lot this week but I repeat#pages that are immortalized in my mind for $800‚ Alex#reading that the first time I did a double take like this‚ in my baby shounen manga??? amazing‚ 10/10 no notes#so refreshing to see a 12yo male character express such sentiments in these terms without it being framed as a sign of weakness#or “not how a boy would say it” or w/e dumb shit; you think so small!!#officersnickers#FSS Asks#FSS Shenanigans#Norrayemma#Norayemma#Noremray#Return to Grace Field Arc#TPN 167#Goldy Pond Battle Arc#TPN 093#Ray#Emma#Norman#Ray x Emma x Norman#Emma's Bday#TPN Birthdays#heart eyes mf#also why it's wild to me whenever I come across the odd sentiment of someone saying the boys hate each other#Ray never hated Norman even if some of his actions aggravated him because he wasn't following his script#and Norman only genuinely hated Ray for two weeks in October 2045 when he thought Ray sold him and Emma out to save his own skin#(after already being the dealt the blow of the woman who raised him not being who he thought she was after a decade; that all hurt)#and then immediately flips back to considering him a dear friend who deserves to be saved after their conversation in S1e05/Ch13-14#ship war tribalism a helluva drug
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I should be allowed to attack customers like actually
#text#some guy came in and tried to sell me a bag of rusty spoons cuz “theyre antique!!” and when i was like oh no we don't buy from people#he thought i was lying and was like well who here does?? and i was nobody.#then immediately after some ladies came in and asked if i could give them a discount on a picture and i was like um no and then they#got weird and left#and our store is in a window display contest so we can't sell anything out the window until after Christmas and people think im lying when#say I cant sell stuff out the window they're like well. can you ask? and im like NO i can't ask she told me mot to sell it already!!#you aren't the exception to our stores rules oh my God!! im going to attack you!!!#haven't sold a single thing today btw#rant#sorry lol
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I didn't watch UMK this year (I never do honestly), but watching bits of it now bc of Käärijä I wonder if I would have lost my mind over this man sooner if this is how I would've been introduced to him
#käärijä#I only watched his umk performance on youtube after the fact and nothing else#and past me did not like cha cha cha after first listen#or after the millionth time it played on radio#but the line between love and hate was so thin I ended up completely on the other side eventually ����#but he's just so precious I'm sure I would have been immediately sold on his personality if nothing else if I had watched umk#my posts
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third con in a row to sell out of rooms while my friends that queued in advance for the drop couldn't get rooms for
#I go to three cons a year#literally every con I do sold out of rooms immediately for 2025#at least I moved to 20m from one of them#but fuck‚ man#last year my friend got a room weeks after and it was fine
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Me going into this weekend: Well, it's time for the local anime convention, the one that I've been preparing for since December and worked super hard so I'd have lots of mage plushies in the store I sell them at downtown, all ready for excited anime fans to buy them!
This weekend: Protesters gridlock downtown on Saturday (aka, the Busy Day, aka the Profitable Day) because they can't handle the concept of a drag queen doing story time for kids at the library, someone escalates this to a very effective bomb threat that's fortunately fake but still forces local shops to close and the reading to be cancelled for the sake of safety, it pours rain, and is the coldest weekend we've had all month to boot. All the shops and the downtown farmer's market that brought in extra stock and produce in preparation for what is traditionally a very profitable weekend for local businesses due to exploring convention members are left in the lurch.
Me, now: (lying in my bed trying to console myself with humour) ...this did not go according to keikaku.*
*keikaku means plan
#my life#tw bomb#tw bomb mention#this weekend was supposed to hopefully net me the equivalent of a couple months of profit#instead two mages sold on Friday and I don't think anyone from con really went to the store the other two days#frustrated tears; I worked SO HARD to make sure there was plenty of stock for this weekend specifically#and extra sympathy for the farmers' market vendors who brought in extra food for the lunchtime crowd#which didn't come because cold wet weather + conservative protestors#also this wasn't some little phone-in bomb scare#a package was found at the library. a bomb squad with a dog was called in#the dog reacted to it in a 'we need to treat this as a threat' manner#and there was also a letter going 'yeah... this is ONE of the ones I've placed around downtown'#it was fortunately a fake out but it was still highly effective#and my parents got to learn all this after I was already downtown and there wasn't a good way to immediately retrieve me#it was Not a Good Day
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Just finished S14, just have to question why Dean was so quick to try and kill his magic son like his brother and bestfriend haven’t also done incredibly insane things for a variety of reasons.
And the real kicker is.
It’s going to get so much worse.
#supernatural#dean winchester#castiel#spn#sam winchester#jack kline#god I hate this show#I had been watching previous seasons to avoid it but I finally finished it#WHY IS CAS THE ONLY ONE TRYING TO HELP#Dean fuckin Winchester the guy who only lived past S1 because someone else died#Dean Winchester who sold his soul to get his brother back#Dean Winchester who dragged himself out of his own grave after being rescued from hell#which then just got him tortured by angels#Dean who literally always did everything to try and save his brother#Dean Winchester who still believed in Castiel even when he knew he was lying#Dean who became friends with a vampire in purgatory who cried when he had to kill him#Dean goddamn Winchester who knows damn well he shouldn’t act like his own dad did with him#like come on man#that’s such horseshit#he’d be mad yeah furious even#but he wouldn’t immediately resort to lock my son in the suicide box I made without seemingly any remorse#he wouldn’t completely ignore Sam or Cas just because he was angry#he would be an idiot and say things he didn’t mean and stuff he did#he would throw things around and leave right after with no explanation#but just give up? like that? No! He should be dragging his heels every step of the way#even if he thinks it’s the only way he should be digging his heels in#dragginh himself kicking and screaming to that ending#this idiot is so endlessly unwilling to give up that he wouldn’t do that!#and it would take a damn lot more than Cas just lying to get Dean to say he’s dead to him.#the same Dean who a season ago fell to his knees by Castiel’s corpse
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taylor swift wrote all the young dudes, no one believed it was really her, and then she wrote the great war to prove them wrong.
#i’m not saying taylor swift did absolutely 100% for sure write atyd#but i do think it’s very possible#especially considering that when atyd was published she was in her era of hiding from the media and from everyone#and before you say “taylor swift doesn’t know enough british slang to have written atyd”#have we forgotten joe?? her LONDON boy?? she literally lived with a brit#i’m sure he would’ve been more than happy to help her out with some words#after all#he loved her#and not to mention#taylor swift was born in 1989#mskingbean89#has a birthday on september 4#9+4=13#13 is taylor swifts lucky number#in case you forgot#or didn’t know#and we know taylor has the ability to write fast while also writing well#as proven by folklore and evermore#she was betrayed by one of her best friends#and someone she trusted sold her music#her life’s work#to someone she hated#she definitely would have understood the feelings of loneliness and betrayal remus experiences after lily and james’ death#we know that writers like to explore their own feelings and traumas in their works#in chapter 175 (when remus is dealing with his friends’ betrayal) mskingbean89 says that she wrote it immediately after chapter 1#she was definitely eager to get to the part where she could get really into her feelings#and need i mention cardigan?#so yeah#im not saying taylor swift wrote it but she very well could have
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If you look at the email from lambert Jackson this morning announcing general sale - the poster doesn’t say the shows are 26/27th April @ 8pm - it says the shows are 26/27th April @2pm AND 8pm.
I think we all assumed there would be matinees, but this is almost a guarantee there will be
Ooooh good spot!
You're right they've done evening shows with the idea of maybe adding matinees later, although I have to say it's very irritating not just to announce matinees from the get go
Like I understand it from their perspective but also so many people would choose to go to the matinee over an evening show so it's annoying when the option isn't added until later
Anyway
I reckon there's a good chance of us getting one matinee (especially with your new evidence) although I think 2 extra shows seems like it would be pretty exhausting for the starkids. No idea which day they'd add a matinee to though...
There's still a good number of tickets available for both shows though (literally whole rows still free) so I don't think they'll make a decision about matinees until Saturday has sold out (at least)
#it feels kinda weird that they've not sold out yet after the chaos that was last year#but tbh I think that's just because it's better organised#last year there were loads of tickets up on twickets like immediately#but this time there were far fewer people panic buying tickets they didn't need because the website actually worked lmao#oh and they actually held tickets backs for the general sale this time lmao#but anyway#starkid
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Like two weeks ago I was trying to find tickets for War of the Rohirrim and none of the theaters in my area even had it listed in their showtimes. I decided to poke it again tonight and it's listed now but if you try to buy tickets it just says, "Tickets coming soon!" And it does this for every theater.
#im gonna call one of the theaters tomorrow and ask whats up#surely not every showtime is already sold out#what are my chances of getting a ticket if i just show up at the theater night of#PRETTY HIGH IF THEYRE NOT FUCKING SELLING THEM#edit: update: pulled up the theater i used to go to in denver and they tried to sell me a ticket for tonight#and failed because there are no showtimes tonight#i wasnt even able to select a date after it opens#contrast with sonic 3 where i pulled up tickets and it immediately gave me showtimes for the 19th#methinks perhaps this movie just has some weird rules regarding advanced ticket sales#unless theyre sold out too and their website gets very broken when theyre sold out
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...Hey, why did Gortash hire someone who was probably in her early-mid teens at the latest as a bodyguard, anyway? That is not generally a role filled by teenagers.
#bg3#if karlach was in her late teens that would make more sense#but unless he sold her basically immediately after she started working for him she'd have to be younger
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number one horror game experience is running for your life in fear and then getting somewhere and going "okay, I'm safe here" and then a monster steps into view instantly.
#watching sgs play re village#and running into the courtyard singing 'im alliveeee and she's not heree'#and then immediately lady d is coming up the stairs 'yes she is'#the same thing happened to me playing the re2 remake#i was in the main lobby of the pd after running from mr x for forever and I was like#saying to my sister 'it's okay he cant get me here this is a safe room' saving at the typewriter#and then i get out of the menu and see him fucking stomping down the main stairs just on the edge of my vision#NOT A SAFE ROOM NOT A SAFE ROOM#it's terrifying and funny every time#anyway. idk almost anything about re village so im excited#i played about 2 hours of it and got to the castle and the first daughter turned to bugs#and i was trapped in a hallway and used all my ammo on not hurting her because i couldnt find the way out#and she kept killing me and i didnt want to play anymore#and then we sold the xbox. so that was that.#so. there.#resident evil#scary game squad
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i have made
an impulsive purchase
#Caitlin Plays FF14#on the one hand#girl help i'm out of control#but on the other hand#it brings me tremendous joy every time i look at it#and also it IMMEDIATELY sold out after i bought it and even the page that i wanted to link here is gone so i guess it's sold out forever#so i'm glad i let the trinket gremlin in my brain take over because i almost didn't get this and would have been so sad to miss out on it
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the only thing tethering me to this plane of existence rn is the mini pink toolbox i got at lowe’s for $12 bc as soon as they came in i stashed it in my locker until i could buy it today
#apparently they sold out almost immediately after they opened this morning and people are selling them online for like $80#i showed up at 7 pm and made direct eye contact w my manager and pulled it out of my locker#pictures when i get home. i’ve been thinking abt it for two weeks#i’m gonna use it for photocard trading stuff
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