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girlbossvicvega Ā· 1 month ago
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psych has a lot of really funny running gags but i think my favorites are the ones that turn into an off screen b plot for a specific character that you pick up better if you binge a bunch of episodes in a row. netflix show from before netflix existed
bonus points if itā€™s somehow related to the actorā€™s filmography. bonus bonus points if itā€™s another batshit character trait of burton guster or carlton lassiter. bonus bonus bonus points if itā€™s something james roday rodriguez made up on the spot that stuck around
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baambastic Ā· 2 months ago
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I see your ā€œApollo agreed so easily because he doesnā€™t care about Odysseusā€ and raise you ā€œthe god of prophecy knows that Odysseus is going to make it home, so heā€™s not going to make much of an effort to stop him.ā€
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theshadowrealmitself Ā· 1 year ago
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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just canā€™t try to process emotions the same way as them, itā€™s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcanā€™s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about whatā€™s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
ā€œ-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didnā€™t even bring a dish!!!ā€
ā€œThe purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?ā€
ā€œYeah!!ā€
ā€œAnd they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?ā€
ā€œMostly just my dish but yeah >:(ā€œ
ā€œHow illogicalā€
ā€œThatā€™s what Iā€™m saying!!!ā€
#star trek#Vulcans#Humans#not based on a specific thing#but I used to know this annoying couple that were ā€˜family friendsā€™#who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field?#like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq#and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first#would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate#and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for#and it wasnā€™t a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance#the adults who raised us knew them really well and weā€™d been to their house a ton of times#they were just dicks#and yeah. theyā€™d occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it.#it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible#you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier#but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks.#that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on#and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post#but anyways weā€™d hardly ever get to have nice snacks#and this couple would just take them all??? even after weā€™d tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks werenā€™t gonna be#replaced#hated that couple#if youā€™re wondering why they were ā€˜family friendsā€™ itā€™s because the couple who raised us#(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesnā€™t fit since they never finished petitioning šŸ’€)#liked having them around because it made them look like ā€˜such great Christianā€™sā€™ being nice to the people#that no one else wanted to be friends with#I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone#this got long sorry šŸ˜­
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what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom Ā· 2 months ago
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Suddenly, bell bottoms aren't so bad
Bonus sketch, because I had to vv
"Stop checking out my assistant, Stanley."
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bet-on-me-13 Ā· 2 months ago
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The cult of...Danny Fenton?
So! Way back when Danny first moved into his new neighborhood in Gotham, he had some trouble controlling his Powers. The different Types and Levels of Ectoplasm in the air when compared to Amity had thrown off his control.
He was used to being in places where his Ectoplasm meshed well with the Atmosphere, like a Water Balloon in a Pool, but in Gotham that analogy would be closer to a Water Balloon in the sewers. It was too different from what he was used to to fully control his Powers.
So it's understandable that he messed up a few times and his neighbors found out about his Abilities.
They took it well at first, Danny wasn't going to go Rogues or anything, and he never used them maliciously, but eventually they got curious.
They asked what his limits were, how he got them in the first place, and what the hell the Ghost Zone was. The answers "None Really", "I died and was reborn", and "A Collective of every Afterlife at once" did spark some interesting reactions from them.
Most importantly, a few of them joked about him being an Eldritch God that they needed to worship. He was good enough friends with them that at that point they felt comfortable pranking eachother, so they did just that.
Danny woke up one day on his birthday, and saw all of his friends and neighbors surrounding the makeshift Throne they had made and put him on while he was asleep. The entire day they chanted stuff like "The Great One requires Ms. Smiths Apple Pie for his day of birth!" And "The Great One Wishes for us to sing the Ritual Song! Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birth-"
After his birthday, they kept up the joke.
It didn't help that his powers had evolved Again! And now he could bestow abilities onto his friends. The jokes they made about their God granting them Supernatural Powers to rule the world with were insufferable.
Then, one day while he was just resting at home, watching a movie on his TV, he felt a Pull at his Core. The same kind of Pull whenever he was being summoned. But why would they summon hi- Oh Shit! It's Mr Jenkins Party today! He was supposed to meet them at the Warehouse they used for special events an Hour Ago!
He quickly accepted the Summoning, but was met with a suprising sight. His Neighbors all tied up in a pile to his right, a spilled table of party food to his left, and right in front of him, Batman and his Family watching him with wary eyes.
Slowly, he opened his mouth. "...so, did you come for the party or..."
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thereallycoolmonsterithoughtup Ā· 7 months ago
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kabru and mithrun's fun succubus adventure
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bigfatbreak Ā· 7 months ago
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Birds of a Feather previous / next
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#my art#feralnette au#birds of a feather#long tags#sorry I went apeshit in the tags#LETS SAY IT ALL TOGETHER NOW#I - M - A - G - OOOOOOOOO#its fun drawing marinette's back to Alya and having her appear stout and unstoppable and totally logical#and then you see her face and she's like two seconds from completely snapping and is keeping it together by a thread#as a note just because mari feels very certainly abt smth doesnt mean she's right. feelings can be valid and also irrational#in the throes of grief she decided it was better to be alone than to lose someone again so she started pulling away#and lila made pulling away very very very easy to do#shes also vaguely aware she's being unfair in pinning this on alya which is why she started spinning the drain on cockmoth again#legitimately all the shit that's happened to her wouldn't have been so catastrophic if he was never in the picture and she knows it#but the bitterness of her bestie choosing a fantastic liar over her at the worst of times stiiiiiings#alya's personal timing was bad but lila really took advantage of the fact that marinette had been acting off and weird#she basically clocked marinette as being unstable from SOMETHING and made up a lie about her#knowing she wouldn't have the strength to defend herself#between her social life going tachy bc of lila and losing fu in a way that felt like personhood death marinette was really put on the spot#and alya doing her thing of busting in there and assuming her bias is correct was a terrible combo#essentially marinette is highly unstable and alya is just realizing that#busting in and giving her a lecture when she's slightly hysterical and definitely delirious from exhaustion is NOT the way#to show her she's self sabotaging#cuz thats just gonna make her double down on self sabotaging. bc marinette will not accept that she is also a CHIIIIILD
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unhappy-sometimes Ā· 3 months ago
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Beckyā€™s dark past
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becky will never live that down
honestly, the whole episode where becky relentlessly flirts with loid was so hard for me to watch, i was DYING from second-hand embarassasment. when i first read it in the manga, i think i just skipped that chapter altogether
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lazylittledragon Ā· 4 months ago
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ok so i just experienced what i think would be the climax of the film about my breakup
i just went to see neck deep and i was supposed to be going to this show with my ex for my birthday, but i went by myself because iā€™m not missing it because of him, and i crowdsurfed for the first time ever during the song ā€œheartbreak of the centuryā€ and i donā€™t even feel like iā€™m real right now
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aunmenosheteroenespanol Ā· 7 months ago
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2.12 Chimney Begins - 2.09 Hen Begins - 2.16 Bobby Begins Again - 7.04 Buck, Bothered and Bewildered
Tommy's family arc
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nerdy-hyperfixations Ā· 2 months ago
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He just wants to be missed
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slfcare Ā· 20 days ago
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the most difficult thing about growing as a person socially, as in getting out of your shell and noticing that you are, is that there will still be times when it doesnā€™t feel like youā€™ve grown at all! times when you canā€™t really connect with anyone around you, times when you fail to enter into an existing conversation, times when you say the wrong thing (or nothing at all when in hindsight you probably shouldā€™ve). but thatā€™s also kind of the best thing, because thatā€™s the thing that helps you realize that sometimes, itā€™s not you or your lack of skills or any shortcoming. sometimes certain environments just arenā€™t for you and certain people arenā€™t your people, and thatā€™s okay. thatā€™s human. itā€™s okay to not feel the progress you have made all the time.
#and that goes for every type of growth#backstory of this post:#after I came back after a few months of doing my international internship I felt so much more confident#it was easier making friends and walking up to people#i took more chances#and generally just heard it a lot from those around me who kept telling me how much iā€™d changed#this was further supported by my first office job that went pretty well#but then came my grad internship. and while i love the work and have met some great people I noticed it was difficult again#there was one office lunch where no one spoke to me at all! it was my first week and I didnā€™t know what to say#if i should even say anything#we were all sitting at the same table#not one person even glanced my way#it made me doubt myself; i was doing so well before#was that even real? why canā€™t I just speak up? this is not the way to connect with people#especially in my first week!#but you know what#i was still doing well. i just had to factor in the fact that these were all middle aged people talking about reality shows i didnā€™t watch#and bikes i knew nothing about#as well as people who knew i was the new intern yet didnā€™t speak to me at all even though Iā€™d introduced myself to them all individually#and even so#people I couldnā€™t really talk to about MY interests outside of work either#my point being:#itā€™s okay to not feel a connection with everyone you meet#itā€™s okay to fall back into old habits even though youā€™ve developed new ones#it will never unravel the process youā€™ve made and the connections youā€™ve built#youā€™re doing fine#after this internship I will surround myself with people who reaffirm that belief#growth in the self#self love#positivity
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ashes-in-a-meadow Ā· 1 year ago
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jay mertens everyone, trans icon of fionna and cake(heā€™s never going to show up again) heā€™s going to live rent free in my mind for forever
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suddenly-frankenstein Ā· 2 months ago
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good listener - purity - messy eater - false prophet
my little collection of bloody priests because i can't live a year without drawing one :)
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ghost-bxrd Ā· 8 months ago
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Prompt:
Itā€™s not that Jason forgot, per se.
But between smuggling a toddler out of the League of Assassins, trekking halfway across the world, and finding a suitable hiding place thatā€™s also child friendlyā€¦ well, it kind of slipped his mind that heā€™s supposed to beā€¦ dead.
Something that comes back to bite him in the ass when he takes Dami out for some ice cream and just so happens to run into non other than Brucie-fucking-Wayne
#look Iā€™ve found a new fave trope and itā€™s Brucie Wayne having to keep up his act while internally LOSING HIS SHIT#Jason isnā€™t very into the whole revenge thing here#his mind is 85 parts ā€˜keep Dami safeā€™ 5 parts ā€˜kill joker asapā€™ and 10 parts ā€˜avoid bats at any costā€™#Jason doesnā€™t know who Damianā€™s father is#dealerā€™s choice if Jason establishes himself as Damiā€™s dad or older brother#his build certainly makes him look old enough#if you donā€™t look at his baby face lol#Jason runs into Brucie and goes straight into survival mode#Damian who is very observant for a toddler immediately clocks Brucie as THREAT based on Jasonā€™s reaction#Brucie blue screens and desperately tries not to lose Jason in the crowd#jason is absolutely trying to lose Brucie in the crowd#while clutching Damian like his life depends on it#for all he knows it does#the visceral terror that your pseudo dad will take away your little brother/baby#Bruce who just wants to know if heā€™s hallucinating again: W A I T#jason who is terrified of being put in Arkham for killing people: no FUCKING WAY#hm maybe Jason plays the ā€˜Iā€™m not Jasonā€™ game again#itā€™s not gonna hold for long#but Bruce absolutely thinks that Damian is Jasonā€™s bio child for a while and heā€™s on the WARPATH#Jason was sixteen when he died and never showed any interest in dating so literally every red flag is waving in brucieā€™s mind simultaneousl#or maybe Jason manages to get away and all Brucie is left with is the memory of his supposedly dead son#running away from him#and clutching a tiny kid#prompts#jason todd#batfamily#Damian wayne#batdad#brucie wayne
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iheartsteve0704 Ā· 1 month ago
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Iā€™m so glad to live in a time where the famously straight MCU has canon lesbian witches and posts things like this on their main Twitter account on international lesbian day
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