#anya better tease her RELENTLESSLY when they grow up

[unhappy-sometimes]

Becky’s dark past

becky will never live that down

honestly, the whole episode where becky relentlessly flirts with loid was so hard for me to watch, i was DYING from second-hand embarassasment. when i first read it in the manga, i think i just skipped that chapter altogether

[janedoeremi]

Back on my bullshit with my ageswap au for Spy x Family because its the new year and I'm feral, buckle up this is gonna be long:

Part 1, Part 2

So you know how I said Yuri's aged up to 16 instead of 13 like how old Yor was when she took care of him?

Throw that out the window hes 13 now

Anya tells Yuri that they should live with her because she can't in good conscience let these kids live alone without supervision

Yuri agrees and now him and his 6 year old sister now live with this 20 something year old and her adopted 6 year old son

He feels indebted to her so he continues to do assassination work to help cover bills

Anya's Social Circle

Other than her co-workers, Anya doesn't have many friends

Becky's still here and Anya's best friend

They first met when Anya was looking for nice outfits for the interview at Eden for Loid and herself

Anya helped Becky carry some of her stuff and Becky covered the costs of the outfits

They meet up once a week to hang out, Becky always brings gossip she hears around the town

Becky is basically Franky in this AU

Damien is the love interest that wants to ask Anya out but something always happens to wreck his plans

Becky knew him from Eden when they were kids and teases him relentlessly about literally anything to do with Anya

Whenever Damien shows up hes always wearing something to hide his identity (like hat/sunglasses, or "common clothes" as he puts it)

He finally succeeds in asking Anya out, only for her to ask if she could bring her son and his friend Yor with them because she can't get a sitter at such short notice (he reluctantly agrees)

Much to Loid's chagrin because he doesn't like Damien because he's 6 years old with abandonment issues and doesn't trust any adult other than his mo- Miss Anya

Yor's just happy to be there and likes asking questions about Damien's job

Anya's attempt at getting Loid into Eden

The process of getting Loid into Eden was mixed at best, Becky also clued them in for what would happen so they had time to prepare

The test part was easy since Loid is very smart and Yuri helped him study (and Yor cheered him on in the background).

The walk to the interview was fine since Anya could hear the faculty judging the applicants so she and Loid were trying the damndest to be elegant

The interviewing process was difficult because Anya was at a disadvantage compared to everyone else

She' s a single mother of a child whom she has no blood relation and no social standing to her name

She couldn't ask Damien to help because it would cause a scandel and ruin his career

The questions asked were biased and insulting (intentionally and unintentionally)

When the interviewers ask what Loid wants to do when he grows up, he says he wants to make a world where no child has to cry.

One of the interviewers (you know the one) mocks it, saying it isn't realistic and he should choose something else, embarrassing Loid in front of everyone

Anya stops the interview early and leaves, saying pretty much what Loid said in the show/manga

They get ice cream and watch Bondman together to cheer Loid up

Loid does end up getting into Eden because Henderson sees how much Anya cares about Loid and how elegantly she handled the situation

How Anya prevents war through lies and deceit

Anya can't exactly tell the secret police what will happen because thats gonna put suspicion on her and she very much likes living where she is now

When it comes to "missions" aka Anya stopping terrorism/war breaking out she has to do some major social engineering to get people to do things or make things happen for example:

She hears someone thinking about blowing up a building, what a coincidence, the local authorities were investigating reports of a random break-in at that exact location! Funny how things work!

Yuri is almost caught after an assassination job? Weird Bond got out of the house so far this late, but hey hes leading Yuri away from danger

A penguin is used as a transport for intelligence? Better tell that staff member (who totally isnt a WISE agent in disguise) about how one of the penguins isnt feeling well

It gets to the point where WISE (who has agents in Berlint who are also trying to prevent war) knows about Anya and is trying to make contact to hire her or at the very least keep tabs on her