#and in some leviathan and lucifer are the same dude and all

[cepheusgalaxy]

Sins I knew before:

Lucifer - prince of pride

Leviathan - prince of envy

Sins I know now because I can associate them with characters and that helps

Mammon - greed

Beelzebub - gluttony

Asmodeus - lust

Then with a quick google search

Belphegor (i was alread suspecting that one) - sloth

Azazel (i always forgot this one) - wrath

[mehkers]

OM Bro's react to MC having a shrine of them

okayokayokay- everyone shut up and hear me out-

TW: not much? I guess it's a little suggestive, mainly fluff, teasing, just light hearted

Might make the Triworld and the others if people like this 🤷‍♀️

Part one (ur here), part two

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Lucifer

He would be stuck feeling confused, weirded out, and prideful at the same time

Do not tell me that this mf would not break out in the most biggest grin if he finds this shrine you've made of him in your closet

He won't say anything at first

Waiting to catch you off guard

You'll be in his office, helping him with some documents or just chilling there

"I recently found something in your room, lamb.. I did not realize you adored me that much~"

The smuggest bastard ever

He'll tease you for a bit but then let it go

Just know that he will give you more attention, and would even leave small trinkets that would remind you of him to add to your shrine around

"Remember that shrine you made of me? Yes. Do you think I could see it again~?"

Mammon

He wouldn't be able to look you in the eyes

Dude is cosplaying a tomato at this point

He didn't plan on telling you that he found it, it'd just slip out of his mouth

His brothers would be calling him a scumbag or whatever

And he'd just pull you closer by the waist

"MC here has a whole shrine feh' me in their closet! So take it all back!"

It was embarrassing af

He announced it to everyone

And ended up getting flustered

"W-WELL, OF COURSE YOU'D WORSHIP THE GREAT MAMMON!"

He says while fidgeting with his hands and staring at the ceiling

He'll bring it back up whenever if he wants to tease you, but mainly as a reassurance that you do love him (poor bby needs sum love)

Leviathan

Locks himself in his room for even longer

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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-" screaming into his pillow

Please, for the love of anime, PULL HIM OUT OF THE SPIRAL HE'S FALLING INTO

He's first super happy, but then the self deprecating thoughts come

He won't be able to look at you properly for a month straight though

"Y-you.. you really like.. me!?"

Yes, my darling otaku, YES-

Give him two more months to actually be able to talk about it

He'll probably ask to see it again

don't ask about his tho-

Satan

He's...

He doesn't know what to feel

he's seen Levi's shrines (of Ruri-chan, and you-)

Will question you immediately

Like father like son

Will be absolutely smug about it

"Oh? I see.. Why don't you worship me instead of a silly little shrine~?"

Will fluster and tease the HELL out of you

He will constantly ask you about it

He's a little shit sometimes

If you do tell him to seriously stop, he'll respect your boundaries

Oh but he'd be so happy

He'd stand closer to you, holding your hand

You'll find him gazing at you from afar with a soft blush on his cheeks

"Hm..? I'm fine! Apologies for zoning out again.. I couldn't help but- ugh. never mind. You may continue with what you were telling me."

Asmodeus

Will rush over to you and hug you till you can't breathe

You'll have to smack his back repeatedly to get him to let go

Even then he's grabbing you my the shoulders

Shaking the life out of you

And smooching all over your face

"Awwww, I'm so honored! You have a shrine of me!"

Whenever he sees you, be prepared to be attacked with kisses

He is bragging to everyone everywhere

Will beg you to take selfies with the shrine you built of him

It's all over his Devilgram

The entire school knows

He didn't mean to tease you, he's just suuuuper happy that his favorite human feels the same way about him!

"I love you SOOO much! <3"

Beelzebub

You can find him snacking on the snacks you probably left there

He doesn't really mind it

He couldn't careless about it, but seeing you embarrassed and worried made him feel sad

"Mc... Don't worry, let's go to Hell's Kitchen together."

All in all, he's pretty chill about it

In a week or so he'll bring it up again and ask you about it

Once you explain it, his cheeks were redder than Diavolo's hair

"I didn't know you felt that way. It makes me oddly happy.. and hungry."

He's more protective of you now, keeping an eye out for you and even leaving snacks for you around

The cute bby is always following you around with Belphie in tow

Belphegor

He was looking for his pillow when he found it

The shittiest of all little shits

"Mccccc, guess what I found in your closet~?"

He's so smug

Watch him brag to Lucifer especially about it

He won't tell everyone about it, but he will mention or hint at it if he's particularly jealous

Like Beel, he wouldn't really care much

Buuuut, he would totes use it to his advantage all the time

"C'mon Mc, ignore the others and nap with me! Unless you want me to tell the whole school about your little secret.. Kidding! Just come here, I'm sleepy."

Geez, this took like- 3 hours I think. I never knew it was that hard to write these.. well, it is past midnight- I'm gonna sleep now 😭

Hope you enjoyed this random hc I pulled out of my ass

[hanaruri-tunes]

How the Demons taste like (headcanons)

Okay I may be going into a weird trip with this but you CANNOT convince me that demons have "normal" tasting cum. So after all the monster cock headcanons I went through for the seven brothers (and I suppose that if you’re here you may have come across them as well) I present to you these "taste" headcanons.

I won’t be including the side characters in this (like Diavolo or Solomon). Sorry but I don’t think I know them well enough to do this for them as well but you’re very welcome to share your thoughts dushdhshdh

To add onto this whole idea: I think it would make sense for demon cum to taste good because it would encourage and strengthen the sin of lust in-between demons and humans as well (if they fuck one and we damn well know they will). Taste aside I also imagine they all have aphrodisiac-like side-effects and maybe even sweet smell.

This is all silly and in good fun so don’t take any of this too seriously aha, though it IS technically "adult content" so please ⚠️MDNI⚠️!!!!

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Lucifer

This one was probably the easiest. He tastes like sweet wine, no cap. Probably a Rosé and smells intoxicating like one too. Drinking him literally makes you drunk (as it is his aphrodisiac effect taking a toll on you), you become more giddy and playful with him which he loves. As for how it looks like, I have no idea. I’m not super imaginative in that department so I sort of assume all demon cum looks like human cum but "thicker" and "richer" like condensed milk.

Mammon

Believe it or not but right after the easiest one to imagine (being Lucifer) Mammon’s was the hardest for me. I went through multiple ideas, those being apple juice, flat lemonade or even a cocktail but for some reason I ended up stopping at warm chocolate. And I PROMISE it’s not because of his skin color idhedhsu I know it’s suspicious since he’s the only one amongst his brothers with actual melanin but really, when you think about it, Mammon is MC’s "first" in every single way, first one to love MC, first one to form a pact, first one to kiss. In every single universe/game, in everything, he’s the first. He’s MC’s "home", and what screams home? Warm choco milk. Yup. As for the aphrodisiac aspect... I suppose it would be pretty standard? Making you more possessive of him, needy and clingy. All the things he would love to see you be like usually.

Leviathan

Okay listen. You know those cartons that look like regular juice at first glance because of the fruits on the packaging? But then you read what’s written on it and it's actually a "nectar", not juice. I suppose everyone knows what it is or at least has already accidentally bought nectar in the past instead of juice but BASICALLY it’s just thicker and heavier "juice". If you add water into it it’s legit just regular juice, kind of like a grenadine which is the same-ish concept. It’s syrup and you add a lot of water on top to make it into juice. Well Leviachan is in between juice and syrup, thus nectar! He tastes sweet and refreshing. And I imagine his aphrodisiac effect could possibly have some hypnotic side effects, making it easier for him to "control" you and making you his.

Satan

Alright. On this one I’m a bit stuck again aha. But I imagine something like sweet and spicy tea, as weird as it sounds. Kind of like nettle tea or herbal tea in general. Dude tastes like a warm and spicy arizona drink (the brand, not the state haha) As for his aphrodisiac property, I imagine his cum would have the same effect on others as catnip does on cats. So like, drugs. Yeah. On that note, the aphrodisiac side-effects would also include you becoming more agitated, more "rough" and assertive. Almost as if you’re hate-fucking him.

Asmo

His sin being lust, the aphrodisiac property of his cum is the strongest, tripling down on the pleasure sensation. And not only his cum but his saliva as well so it’s overkill. I think his cum would have a "magical" feature that allows it to taste different depending on the person that’s tasting it, as to change to this person’s favorite flavor and completely satisfy them. Thus ending with them succumbing to Asmo entirely. Everyone knows Asmo is a menace but especially in bed.

Beel

Tastes like honey, 100%. And does it not only taste like it but his aphrodisiac effect makes you hungry for his cum in particular, making you seek his dick. Desperately stroking him to get more of his juice into your mouth. Definitely has one of the tastiest and most filling juices, pretty fitting as the avatar of gluttony.

Belphie

Belphie is a pretty standard guy, his cum looks like condensed milk AND tastes like condensed milk. All thick, sweet and dense. His semen may or may not have some sort of hallucinogen effect, (only a little though) enhancing the experience. One second you’re in a bedroom, the next you’re tripping I mean, having sex in a surreal setting, stars lighting up and dancing all around while you’re being fucked senseless.

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Thank you for readinggg🫰 I’m considering opening up prompts for this summer btw, not sure how well that’s gonna go ahaha. In any case, don’t hesitate to interact with my silly posts or even leaving some messages in my askbox if you’re too shy to do it with your account, it’s really encouraging seeing any type of reaction!

[mageofseven]

The Boys Reacting to MC Calling Themself Luke's Mama

Ok so despite the feminine term, I see this for MCs of any gender being this sweet, loving mama bear to Lukey baby 🥰

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Lucifer:

"MC, the Celestial realm won't actually let you adopt him."

Pursed his lips as both MC and their new son stares daggers at him.

sighs Nevermind...

Doesn't think the conversation is worth the mental energy anymore.

Though is still worried that his love will feel even more heartbroken when Luke is sent back to the Celestial realm.

Mammon:

Actually finds it adorable that MC sees the kid in this way

Not that he'd ever admit it though.

Actively pretends he doesn't care about it at all

But in truth, his heart gets all warm when he sees his Human interact with the small boy

And is actually kinda jealous of the tenderness from their parent-child relationship.

Leviathan:

Bro is so jealous.

Levi often complains about it and calls it "weird".

Made the mistake of calling it that in front of Luke one day

And the small boy actually kicked him for hurting his Mama's feelings!

This man almost summoned Lotan on this boy's ass

But luckily didn't because Lucifer was there

So instead Levi just went to his room and pouted about the attention his Henry was giving the angel.

Satan:

Finds it mildly strange, but really has no issue with it.

He knows his Kitten is a really loving person with a soft spot for kids

And ultimately is happy that the small boy brings them so much comfort.

Does worry about how they'll handle it when the young angel is sent back to the Celestial realm

But decides that it's better left for another time.

Right now, the boy makes his Kitten happy and that's what matters.

Asmodeus:

Find their relationship super cute!

And tries to get Luke to call him 'Papa'

Which doesn't work in the slightest and just makes the angel boy annoyed.

He's still happy for his Dolly though and likes that the child is so good to them.

Beelzebub:

Oh boy, does this man want kids

Like right now.

Their relationship really makes his baby fever worse

But he's still really happy for his Muffin and Luke.

Does wish Luke would also call him 'Papa', but does not want to make the child uncomfortable.

Enjoys spending time with the two and watching the human be all motherly to the angel

And often imagines them being that way to a child they make together.

MC, maybe you should make Lukey a sibling? Like, as soon as possible lol

Belphegor:

Is honestly very annoyed by it.

Like, no you freaking chihuahua, they are not gonna bake or play a game with you

We are napping.

Sadly gets into some arguments with MC over this

Because dude, you did not just speak to their son that way.

Luke may be the child in this scenario, but Belphie is definitely the brat.

This stubborn man has learned to apologize after these situations because MC is just as stubborn, if not more than him

And literally won't even look at him till he apologizes.

To make matters worse, it's not them he has to apologize to

It's Luke

And by the devil, this man hates apologizing to that little gremlin.

Diavolo:

Finds their relationship so adorable and tells them that every day!

Honestly, it makes Luke blush more than it makes his Queen.

The angelic child doesn't mind this though

And honestly wishes he could call Diavolo 'Papa' too

Something that Diavolo also wishes from the small angel

But boy would that have a lot of heavy political implications that would set people off, both in his realm and in the Celestial realm.

Sorry boys 😅

Still, MC's incredible love and care towards the child is beautiful to the prince, who starts showing Luke the same from himself.

Another man whose baby fever gets sparked up, but unlike Beel, is somewhat nervous to bring up the topic to MC.

After all, any children that come from him would be tethered to the Royal Family and the Devildom as a whole, which is a lot of pressure

Something he worries about putting on his love and their potential child.

So for now, he just enjoys spending with MC and Luke

And dreams of having a child of MC and his own.

Barbatos:

Barb has always been one to like kids, so to see his partner has such a strong love for this angelic child really warms his heart.

Barb already cares about Luke a lot at this point and is very grateful for his stay in the Devildom.

Luke is his little baking buddy and it would be a lie to say he hasn't grown found of him.

However, this butler is also realistic; he knows the child will eventually be whisked back up to the Celestial realm

And he and MC may not see him again.

Has this conversation with his love, but only once.

Doesn't want to hurt the human, but wants to make sure they know how this will eventually end.

Overall, loves their cute little parent-child relationship

And makes the butler think...what if--

But no. It would be much better if he and MC do not have children.

With his job, it wouldn't be fair for the child to not get the attention they deserve because he is constantly working.

That and his...'gift'; he would never want to risk his child inheriting it

And the pain that comes along with it.

Solomon:

Finds it really cute how attached his little minx has gotten to the angel.

Honestly, Soli already sees Luke as a little brother to him so he can see why the fellow human is so attached to the child.

Doesn't see himself as Luke's father because the sorcerer really has trouble imagining himself as parent

But has no issue in his little minx seeing themself as Luke's 'mama' instead of their sibling.

MC and Luke are happy and that's what matters to the man.

Unlike the others, Solomon isn't worried about Luke getting whisked away to the Celestial realm.

This sorcerer was one of the few non angels to have more or less full access to the angel homeland

One of the perks of being a former servant to their Father.

Soli was so sure that even if Luke had to go back up to his realm that he could get some strings pulled to get MC brought up to visit him.

So no worries from this man; he lets his little minx love their new 'son' as much as they want to.

These two will never be separated for long; not if he has a say in it.

Simeon:

Honestly, this man is conflicted about their relationship.

Simeon loves little Luke and loves being his guardian

So he loves seeing how well the child and his secret partner get along.

This man also feels guilty that he can never give MC the child from him that they really want since it was a general belief that angels cannot procreate.

The human so desperately wanted a child and Luke enjoyed getting to see what it was like to have a 'mama'.

The two were happy and he loved that for them.

However, at some point, Michael will ask him to send Luke home

And the boyfriend will have no choice but to take the sweet boy away from his new 'mama'

And the idea pained him severely.

He never wanted to hurt his Feather or young Luke

But someday...he just might be forced to

And the thought killed him inside.

[tokkiiecloud]

lol, so I saw a few posts about Belphie’s card and went on the game just to see him, saw the prologue and..I couldn’t stop laughing from the MC and the kings just like “WE NEED THEMMM AHVSHSGDJDHJDHDJ” so here I wrote this small thing lmao :

Running away mission :

It was a normal day in hell, actually heaven no it wasn’t at all, this weird phenomenon dude appeared and for some reason ALL the kings turned beastly! The only ones that aren’t on my track are Lucifer ; Belphegor and Asmodeus, which is the biggest Blessing ever! Now to escape those breeding crazed maniacs….

First one to dodge is Satan, which is actually pretty easy just steal one of his motorcycle and run away while looking extremely badass.

Second Mammon. After arriving at Tartaros, just gotta find a teleporter (sadly in the palace) and end up in Abyssos…

Which third and probably hard one Beelzebub, this fucker as an extraordinary scent, so maybe if I go see Bael while dodging the other three who might try to capture me I’ll be able to get out of here just avoid those freaking flies at all costs!

Okay made it out and now I’m…in Hades…WHY SO MANY PEOPLE LOOKING FOR ME?!—

Something grabs Tae Hyun as they float in the air and start punching the air very aggressively :

“FORAS! YOU CUTE BASTARD!! LET ME GO THIS INSTANT!!”

“My apologies…I must take you to see our Majesty I have been running around to get you all day you’re not very easy to catch…and you also go too fast on a motorcycle I fell off…” Foras feels sick, remembering the moment they had hoped on the motorcycle, happily blushing to be able to be so close to the son of Solomon, when suddenly he hears a shout and Satan was chasing them with another motorcycle, while laughing maniacally and Tae Hyun had pumped up the gas and he fell off-

Tae Hyun struggles as another man grabs them using roses ivy, his voice as bright as the sunshine.

“Haha! You really made our poor Foras run around Son of Solomon!”

Tae Hyun glares at the man and pouts angrily, “I’ll find a way out just you see!”

Arriving at Leviathan’s palace, he personally ties up Tae Hyun :

“I’ve been in your head, I know how you think. You were tiring to catch but now I can finally have you to myself to win the contest.”

“Do you really think so? Cause I’m already gone~”

*illusion dissipates and a laugh echoes through the palace*

“…they’re in the walls..! THEY ARE IN THE GODDAMN WALLS?!”

(I had to use that meme I’m sorry)

“Finally! Successfully escaped! Now I’m back to Tartaros…”

A golden hand suddenly appears under Tae Hyun grabbing them :

“Mammon….” They said.

“Master! I found them” He said smiling with his phone out

On the other side of the phone call was Levi, Beel and Satan

Levi : “Hey make sure they don’t suddenly disappear!”

Mammon : “of course I wo-…Master?”

The golden hand had dissolved and Tae Hyun disappeared along with it.

All of the kings : “…”

“they were right on the teleporter weren’t they?” Leviathan asked.

And then that’s when they call Belphegor! And after that they were on their way to Abaddon until Belphie decided to use Monster #7’s power to get Tae Hyun who were scared as hell cause they are scared of the dark.

And also they ran to Bathin and Andrealphus the moment they saw him like :

“Huh…wtf? *looks around* …..*spots Bathin and Andrealphus* BATHIN AND BABYGIRL!! 😭😭”

*runs to hug them, completely ignoring Belphie and Beleth*

“Am I in Niflheim??” Tae Hyun asked not letting go Bathin smiles and pets their hair and Andrealphus does his best to hug them back smiling softly

“Ah you caught me off guard” Andrealphus said

“Yes you are indeed in Niflheim” Bathin says

And after that the card goes as the same story y’all I still don’t have that card and do I want to farm? Not really but do I have to? I’m hella curious about the card story… maybe I don’t know also I had to reinstall that whole game

[showtoonzfan]

i would like to say that ozzie COULD have been better as i do love his character but MAN did they fucking butcher him in the new episode

he is the embodiment of lust, making him the WEAKEST sin is well a sin and also since he’s apart of the seven deadly SINS he should be ya’ know POWERFUL because in that episode he just feels like some rich guy akin to every other rich guy in this show, he should be a guy that the whole cast are afraid of(and honestly the same thing happened to bee where she’s a deadly sin and NO ONE is acting like she of any importances)

how i would fix him personally is well not make him soft uwu boy i do like the fact he cares about fizz but well he’s powerful we should FEEL how powerful he is make some imps or succbi be cowering near him, fizz not sprouting jokes and blowing a BLOW HORN in his ear give us the feeling that he’s not to be mess with, and the stolas and ozzie team up honestly should be studied on how to kill a character, they shouldn’t made ozzie just be the same hight as stolas and i mean that IN EVERYWAY POSSIBLE because stolas seems to be scared of him thats good but ozzie ya’ know is chill about everything i mean stolas didn’t cause anything but him being chill is very stupid. thats my take of everything about ozzie and honestly im curious on what your take of fixing him is

So I’m not against Ozzie being nice and soft to Fizz, but him in general being the nicest sin and a cool “chill” dude does bother me. Again, these characters are supposed to be the rulers of Hell and I refuse to believe they’re just nice, it’s how I felt for Beezlebub. Same for Leviathan since Viv confirmed she wants him to be a chill surfer dude and so far the only sin she plans to be an asshole is Mammon. In Ozzie’s case, it’s also weird seeing him say how “lust shouldn’t be forceful” when I feel like the writers are confusing love and lust again. He’s also called the “deadly SIN” for a reason, he’s normally supposed to represent the sin itself, how sinners let lust consume them, in a bad way.

For Viv’s interpretation, I genuinely have no idea. Despite being called the “sins”, I feel like the seven sins in this show aren’t connected to the sinners at all, since they’re all in the Pride Ring and Lucifer was the one confirmed to be ruling over them, so we’re only left to believe that the sins tend to the hellborns. We know that Ozzie rules the Succubi’s, I guess you could say those are the types of demons for his ring, but I thought that the whole reason he gave the succubi’s crystals in the first place was to let them tempt those on earth….and yet he’s saying “lust” shouldn’t be forceful. See how it kinda doesn’t make much sense for his character? Then again there’s not a lot we know about Ozzie, outside of Viv describing him as chill and nice. For his job, all he seems to do is handle the sex objects that hellborns use. I’m not against the idea of him being an inventor/tinkerer either, these are interesting concepts, I just feel like not much is done with them. There’s still tons of empty gaps for this character, even after the new episode we still barley know him, so it’s kinda hard to say on what I think would “fix” him.

All I can say is just make him more threatening and intimating, which is funny because Stolas CLEARY was intimidated by Ozzie in S1E7, but Oops really makes you wonder what he was afraid of in the first place, especially if you’re going to paint him as the “weakest sin”. What if…as a better contrast to Blitz and Stolas, what if Ozzie was nice to Fizz, but mean and threatening to everyone else? His workers, other demons, basically a guy you don’t want to mess with, a person who takes his business seriously (whatever that would be lol). And while Fizz loves him, he questions their relationship and if he should be getting involved with a sin. There’s a lot you can do, I’m just kinda tired of characters in Helluva being “just good” and “just bad”. It’s very black and white and this is Hell.

[mammons-lover]

(I wanted to write a cute moment between them, but I think I lost myself😭) This is longer than I thought it would be but I think it's because of all the spacing.

MDNI: Drugs! Drugs are bad mmkay!

Leviathan (staring at his fish tank wall): Do you ever feel like you're behind in life? Like everyone else has more funny memories than you?

Mammon (sitting next to Levi, also staring): Not really, I like to do what I want. But I guess you are the exception.

Leviathan (turning to Mammon): What’s that supposed to mean?

Mammon (looking back at Levi): You know, you get scared to do things so you don’t give yourself a chance to experience what you want. I didn’t mean it in a negative way.

Leviathan (sulking): How am I not supposed to see it in a negative way? I sound like a loser.

Mammon: Nahh, if you’re doing things that don’t make you feel uncomfortable, it’s a good thing. You know how many things I did that made me feel uncomfortable.

Leviathan (looking back at the tank): I guess you have to do some things for witches, right?

Mammon (in disgust thinking of the things he’s done): Yup, and if I was more like you and thought of outcomes more, it could have been prevented.

Leviathan: That makes sense, but what I want to do is not that dangerous… I think.

Mammon: What do you want to do?

Leviathan (looking back at Mammon): If I say it, you won’t judge, right?

Mammon: Is it kinky?

Leviathan: What! No, geez Mammon!

Mammon (laughing): Sorry, sorry, go on, tell me.

Leviathan (speaks shyly): I always wanted to try marijuana…

Mammon: Dude, you never smoked weed?!

Leviathan: You said you won’t judge!

Mammon (puts his hands up in defense): I’m not, but we’ve been alive for decades. I thought by now we would have done most drugs.

Leviathan: How many drugs have you done?!

Mammon: All of them…

Leviathan: Dude! That’s so dangerous!

Mammon: Not really, most of them don’t work on demons.

Leviathan: Oh, does marijuana work?

Mammon: Yeah, you wanna try it with me?

Leviathan: Yeah, but don’t tell anyone!

Mammon: Gimme a sec, I’ll be right back.

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Leviathan (pacing in his room): What’s taking him so long?!

Mammon: Sorry, it took longer than I thought.

Leviathan: What happened?

Mammon: I forgot Asmo and I stole drugs from the guy, so I had to be stealthy and steal more from him. I also bought snacks.

Leviathan: You stole! Wait, you’ve done drugs with Asmo?

Mammon: Yeah, we did them together. Anyways, are you ready?

Leviathan: I guess…

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Mammon: So, how are you feeling?

Leviathan: I feel the same, kinda hungry and tired though.

Mammon: You're probably just a chill smoker, is all.

Leviathan: Hey Mam?

Mammon (munching on chips): Yeah, what’s up?

Leviathan: Thanks for doing this for me and all. It means a lot.

Mammon (hugging Levi hard): Awww, anything for you, little bro!

Leviathan (secretly loving it): Mammon, stop!

Lucifer (in the hallway): What’s that smell? Is—is someone smoking marijuana?!

Mammon and Leviathan (hugging and looking at the door): Oh shit!

[verosikastrikerstellaexcuser]

i think im the only one who still cares about the von eldritch family, because ever since i got into hazbin thru the pilot, i always automatically thought, "oh, they must be the rulers of the envy ring since they look just like the morning star family intentionally (making themselves look similar to the most powerful family in hell out of envy), and because they look like eels/deep sea creatures!" along with the fact that yeah, the king of envy would probably want his son to date the princess of pride for power.

the concept of sins having kids since they probably have to be hundreds of thousands of years old now is a underutilized overall despite charlies existence, and i wouldve had less of a problem with beezlebub not looking anything like a bee she had a mom was the real beelzebub, and her dad was maybe someone like cerberus. maybe him being there could explain hellhounds too. i still hope leviathan doesnt end up being a surfer dude, because that archetype feels like the exact opposite of what envy is.

sometimes i just feel like the sins are made to be as subversive as possible like lucifer and bee, instead of actually researching into the real world lore behind these demons. maybe thats part of the reason i liked the von eldritch family being the rulers of envy too, because viv made them all on her own. shes better off just making characters to fit these roles in hell instead of trying to make pre existing demons fit into boxes of what she needs, and its another part of why i generally don't care for the goetia family. like, andrephlus has ice powers for no reason, despite being a peacock, a tropical bird, and vasago wears sunglasses? if octavia cant even wear her beanie when taking family photos and has to wear a crown instead, then why does he get to wear sunglasses all the time? is the ars goetia stupid? /j /ref

Very interesting insights anon!

I do get what you mean about the subversive thing. It works with Lucifer to me though I get why people hate it because it does make it a bit ??? That somehow he can rule over all these other powerful demons. I think Beel annoys me in particular because we already have hellhounds and furry carnivoran mammalian designs, couldn’t we please have gotten a genuine proper bee. She’s barely a bee and insects are under appreciated and cool. Bees are fucking cool, just let her be a bee she doesn’t need to be a fluffy furry… the lava lamp thing is interesting and fun, why can’t she be a lava lamp bee? Her being a fox just felt so unnecessary and it feels like it adds clutter. A fox bee lava lamp… one of those elements isn’t necessary. Bee because Beel and queen bee, being the ruler of a ring that makes sense. Lava lamp tummy because she burns food up so quick, ok cool. But fox? I get they’re cunning and raid chicken coops etc but like. There’s already the bee thing, and to make her a fox subtracts from the bee, so don’t bother then, keep the bee strong. And it’s fine for her to rule the hellhound ring imo because Mammon rules greed despite not being a shark so who cares… no one would have cared. Same with rooster Ozzie, the succubi aren’t chickens but no one minds it’s fine.

I think often that’s my biggest gripe with helluverse designs, at times they have extra clutter which could have just been left off and they’d be stronger for it. I definitely don’t dislike them like some people do, but yeah.

Also as an aside from what we’ve seen of gluttony it seems really quite luxurious, so honestly the hellhounds given how downtrodden they are, unlike wrath and the imps it feels kinda out of place? Unless maybe thats because the hellhounds body guard for a lot of celebs that live there or something and the hounds live in the less luxurious bits. If not then idk where would suit them better because we’ve not seen enough other rings. But yeah… the hellhound ring and Beel in general feel so clunky to me, idk.

I also agree very hard about the Goetia bird lore 😭 Stella’s apparently a swan, which is like. What? Look at her fucking BEAK! I’ve seen the headcanon she’s a secretary bird and I love it, a raptor that stomps lizards and snakes and mice to death? And then striker working under her? Please, that’s so much better.

Birds are warm blooded so there are plenty of artic and cold climate birds that could have been picked for Andre as well yes. There are other gamebirds that exist outside of peacocks that could have been a great pick.

[devildomwriter]

Obey Me As Tumblr #20

Diavolo: If it excites you and scared the crap out of you at the same time. You should probably do it.

Asmodeus: Time to fuck a blender

Diavolo: Wait no

•

Asmodeus: “Forgive me father for I have sinned” and “sorry daddy I’ve been bad” both mean very similar things but have wildly different connotations

Simeon: How do I delete someone else’s post

•

Mammon: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing

Satan: No it’s called highjacking

Belphegor: Guys no it’s weedwhacking

Raphael: No it’s called disappointing your father

•

Mammon: Imagine being stuck in a room with everyone you’ve ever had sex with

Leviathan: #empty chairs at empty tables

Satan: Imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

MC: Oh god NO

Solomon: Oh god YES

Asmodeus: Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

Simeon: What

Raphael: What

Lucifer: What

•

MC: I’ll speak French between you legs is the hottest thing I’ve ever been told

Asmodeus: I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

Mammon: #SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA #HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

Satan: TITTY CROISSANTS

Lucifer: None of you should ever be having sex

•

Mammon: If she’s even able to walk after sex you didn’t do it right

Diavolo: Yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off

•

Mammon: Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together” and I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

•

Beelzebub: If you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons

Satan: Man I can’t wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks

•

Diavolo: When I die I want that cool thing done where you take your ashes and pressurize them enough to turn them into a precious gem. I then want that gem forged into a sword’s hilt so my heir can avenge me because I’m not dying unless I’m killed I can assure you

•

Mammon: I heard my brother say he was going to Dairy Queen so I snuck into his car and he has no idea I’m in here

Mammon: He asked his friend what he wanted and I popped up from the floor “I was thinking about a milkshake” I have never heard two grown men scream louder

•

Asmodeus: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not because they’re extremely cuddly and comfy but because whenever the sleeves are really big I get to flop them around and smack people

Leviathan: I love sleeve smacking people

Like flippity flip you need to stop

Mammon: Whippity whap don’t talk crap

•

Satan: In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’ statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

Barbatos: So you basically planted a bomb

•

Asmodeus: People who wear pants last 7 are not the kind of people I associate with

Asmodeus: I’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when that’s nit what I was saying

7:00 PM

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

Simeon: I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

Diavolo: “Happy birthday son, since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts”

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Mammon: Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

Asmodeus: Shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuuurl

Mephistopheles: Shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

Lucifer: Shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone

Satan: Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea

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[faerieismm]

Hello!!! How are you?? :D

Thank you sm for the other request!! I really enjoyed it sm ^^ I hope you wouldn’t mind if I send this one!! And I hope it won’t be to hard or anything… but anyways!!

Could I request Lucifer, Saten and Leviathan(all separately ^^) With a GN!S/O who has a Flamingo(aka Albert Aretz) Personality??

Thank you!! Have a wonderful day ^^

HI HELLO!!! SORRY, IVE BEEN SO BUSY ^^; i’m happy to make ur requests but i must admit i don’t know this dude at all tbh(ㆀ˘･з･˘) so uhm i just googled him and took the described personality traits as an m/c! hope thats okay!

𝓵𝓾𝓬𝓲𝓯𝓮𝓻 , 𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷 and 𝓼𝓪𝓽𝓪𝓷 with an m/c who is childish but has dark humor!

tw: none

genre: humor

type of writing: headcanons

𝓵𝓾𝓬𝓲𝓯𝓮𝓻

lets be honest

this dude thinks ur fucking annoying.

especially when he hasnt seen the other side of you yet

he is so done with ur sudden raging and childish pranks already

its like leviathan and satan had a baby but the baby is even wORSE

suddenly he hears ur jokes tho and you swear his eyes have never been this wide

“you… wait- repeat.”

having his moments of dark and dirty humor himself, he found this quite enjoyable

when you two finally grow closer, he finds himself looking past your childish demeanor, and accepts the rages

he made a whole being out of his rage himself after all

𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷

has he met himself in human form???

sure, he is quite less childish, and doesn’t really do pranks but-

dude thinks ur the funniest mf he’s met

raging together during game nights?

HELL YEAH

finally someone that gets him!🥹

this is mostly the part that gets you closer, and as time goes on, he might even participate in your pranks, he’ll show you how it’s done!

𝓼𝓪𝓽𝓪𝓷

stfu

like fr

thats what he said to me, he whispered it into my ear just now i swear

but also you guys are the exact same so like-

satan just slapped me

rude.

ahem anyways

i think that after a little while, and after asmo trying to play match with you and him- he realizes that, indeed, you guys may have some things in common

especially the raging-

its nice not being the only one blamed for that

the childish side still bothers him a little, but eventually he can look past that

the occasional comment on it stays though, but just confront him on how he is the same and you will only get a “hmph!” and he shuts up

if your in a relationship with him this may include: petty arguments, pranks, the occasional smashing of things, but overall understanding eachother

alrighty! that was all for today. thank you for reading and requesting!!

[strawberry-cowmilk]

OK a sequel of to the "MC's Brother asks an inapropriate question" fic. Mc's brother's next 6 months (after the incident in the night club) in Devildom were not too good. He was constently failing his classes (despite trying) and really didn't like Lucifer's lectures. Or Lucifer in general. One night during a party for the nobility Diavolo needed Lucifer's help to take of something in the dungeons. All the brothers, side charecters and MC were present at the party as well. Lucifer and Diavolo are gone for more then 30 minutes. At the same time the brother gets absolutely drunk/wasted and when the pair return from the dungeons the brother points at them and yells "Lucifer comes out of the dungeons with his top." So it is a Lucifer x Diavolo joke. Brothers and datables react. Would the brother survive?

Hi! Summary: he'd better run. Anyways, I hope you like it!

the obey me cast reacts to a diavolo x lucifer joke

mc's gender is not mentioned, not proof read

content warnings: alcohol use, implied suggestive content, mentions of violence

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Lucifer

did you brother really just say that? how dare he tarnish diavolo and his reputation

luckily for lucifer, cerberus was just looking for a new chew toy

diavolo has to stop him from throwing chairs at your brother

Mammon

look, he hates your brother and all, but that was funny

he regrets snickering though, lucifer just threw the worst death glare known to man

yep, mammon's gonna be on bathroom duty for a good while

Leviathan

the shock takes over once levi has processed what he just heard

he doesn't like your brother, so he whispers 'bad idea, bad idea' to you

another reason for levi to never attend parties again

Satan

let's face it: none of them like your brother

but satan was one of the loudest laughers in the room after that moment, he and belphie joke about this stuff as well

good for mammon, he's not going to be alone on bathroom duty

Asmodeus

well your brother sure loves to make inappropriate comments doesn't he?

asmo thinks there's maybe some sort of humor to it, but the setting and alcohol make it uncomfortable

especially since nobody but your brother is wasted yet

Beelzebub

look, he's guilty of joking about lucifer and diavolo's connection from time to time as well

but this dude, at this point he's just taking his family as a whole joke

if barbatos and lucifer weren't going after him, beel would have

Belphegor

another one who laughed at the comment (big mistake)

that basically means: 'another soul gone off to bathroom duty'

but whoever thinks he'd actually show up would be wrong, sadly for belphie that means more punishment

Diavolo

honestly doesn't get it at first until realisation hits him

'huh? yes lucifer is wearing a shirt- oh-'

diavolo himself can just move on from the comment, but he has to stop his friend and butler from going insane

Barbatos

on the outside, he's smiling

but on the inside, he is seething with a burning rage that cannot be quenched

yea, your brother will probably have a curse or two following him

Simeon

immediately covers luke's ears

deep down inside, simeon thinks it's funny, but clearly it upset lucifer so nevermind

he already thought your brother was a peculiar human, this confirmed all those theories

Solomon

lucky for him, he's good at holding his laughter in

solomon is lowkey curious how this will play out, and forgot why you're all at a party in the first place

lucifer may or may not have seen through his act of not laughing though

[mmmhoneyvibes]

Things I hate about the obey me brothers

A/N:

This is my first time writing in a while so please be nice to me 🥲 also I literally made this in five minutes.

THIS IS A JOKE!!!! THIS WAS FOR FUN!!!

Warnings: a bit mean

Lucifer

I can't stop imagining him as a grandpa! He literally so old😭

In my brain I can think of him as super hot one second then a old man the next!

He seems kinda mean. When the MC arrived at the devildom he was SO RUDE!!!

Why is he so angsty and mysterious? Yeah we seen the tragic past but dude can you lighten up a little?

JK I love him 💀

Mammon

I love him with every bone in my body but.. why does he love his stupid credit card more the US

My man would trade us for 25¢ and a pack of gum.

Why won't he say he loves us!!!😭

Like we'd be having a cute moment next thing you know he backs out so quick!

Leviathan

Guys... His hair..🥲

He needs to fire his barber! Like who ever decided to give my man a bowl cut is wrong for that!

Also I'd love to have just one nice moment with him before he cry's! Like Ooo nice cute cuddle moment

"I know you hate me.. you can say it"🥺😥

LIKE NO I WOULDN'T BE HERE IF I DIDN'T LIKE YOU

I feel like he'd trade me for an anime figure.

Satan

I had to think real hard here.

Maybe his cat obsession? He needs to tone it down a bit there..

Also he's kinda a know it all..

Idk💀

Asmodeus

I hated him at the beginning of the game😥 feel bad for that

I hated how he was always trying to get in my pants!!!

Also kinda zero character development! He's the same as he was at the beginning of the game and know.

Not much to say because I love him

Beelzebub

Didn't he try to eat us once or twice😒 ugh hate when that happens.

Would give us up for a pack of gum

Ed Sheeran

Also he destroyed our ROOM ONE TIME 💀 and half of the kitchen! All over some Custard

Belpie

Do I even need to say anything 😒

He used us then murdered us!! The only reason he even like us is because we have 1% Lilith in us!

Would trade us FOR ANYTHING.

I'm convinced he hates us sometimes

[faolanmoon]

Random Short Solomon headcannons

Stfu I know I’m literally posting this the day after his birthday ( which is also my mother’s birthday) but I had more important shit yesterday like my mother’s birthday being the next day.SOME OF THESE ARE CRACK.

He’s probably forgotten to die at least more than once. I just find this to be funny as hell honestly .You can’t convince me that if he physically aged he’d look so old he’d like he forgot he’s passed his life’s expiration date even though he doesn’t have one. Dude just gets in a situation that’s supposed to be fatal is just like “wait I’m supposed to die?”

Is probably the only MF who has tried challenging Leviathan to the Devildom’s equivalent to Smash Bros. before MC that has come close to beating him.Levi almost lost ONCE due to RNG and Solomon spamming, and he refused to play another game with him for a long time because of the spamming.

100% has a stick enchanted with knockback II in Minecraft called the “Yeet Stick” he uses primarily for trolling. Especially on Asmo who doesn’t wear armor, like ever. Levi has kicked him out of the game several times over the Yeet Stick. Only MC is safe from the Yeet Stick because they have “Hide-the-body-anatior ”( basically a netherite sword with all the best enchantments possible) and can one shot his ass without proper armor.(Levi is the same, he just doesn’t have a funny name for his netherite sword like MC does)

He’s the reason why the ice cream machine at McDonald’s is always broke, don’t @ me. He’s so bad at cooking he couldn’t even work at fast food.

Shouldn’t know what Gen Z slang is because of his age, but somehow does. It’s scary because of how he’s able to blend into modern human culture, not as scary as Diavolo trying to be trendy and just being cringe, but it’s still “how do you do fellow kids?”.

Is not allowed within 100ft of Lucifer sometimes because he gets so pissed of at Solomon trying to make a pact with him. Solomon, it’s literally like my dad bringing home the milk, it’s never happening.

Speaking of dads I feel like he’d probably have the worst dad jokes, I would list an example ,but not even I would get it.

Would be the type of mf to shitpost on the main account. Idk how ppl on Instagram shitpost , I grew up on the SparkleCat and Sparkledog days of DeviantArt, you think I use Instagram? I just know it’s what Devilgram is based off of.

Speaking of one of the social media platforms I know more about, whatever the Devildom’s equivalent of Tumblr is, he Levi and MC 100% have one. Solomon only has an account for chaos and some of the shitpost this beautiful Superhell( complementary) has meanwhile Levi is here for fandom stuff and is 100% a Tumbler Vet, Mc has an account for both reasons.

Solomon is also the only person besides Levi and MC who would know wtf Discord is and would have one. Remember the time before Rhythm bots 1 and 2 shut down in 2021? Yeah he’d 100% be trolling in VCs with those bots. (Also before someone in 2023 tries to be a smart ass check the date before you “Well actually the Rhythm bots are back as if 2023 🤓” because it’s not 2023 as I write and publish now is it?) The very last thing he ever had a Rhythm bot play was The Sound of Silence ( or more commonly “Hello Darkness My old Friend) on that famous day in September 2021 when the bots shut down. After the bots shut down he’d instead troll with Discord voice mods. Besides trolling, Solomon would be a massive shitposter when a hard drive of memes that are no where near as many as Levi has.

When no one else is around ( especially Luke) Barbatos goes full Gordon Ramsay on him.

Beel can be heard weeping whenever he smells Solomon’s cooking.

Him and Mc are the only humans who don’t fear God nor death. Not even 13 can make them fear death.

Mammon, Luke , Simeon, Raphael and 13 get trolled the most by him.

Do not let him or anyone in general discover MC’s fan base, fanfics about MC, or any ships involving MC. He’d be the one most chaotic fans MC has the moment he does. Would be the type to make shitposts out of MC ships and use it to fuck with Mammon and Levi who totally wouldn’t already have started shipping wars.

And on fucking with Mammon he’s 100% been robbed by him and would use magic to fuck with Mammon since he’s why we can’t have shit in the Devildom or Detroit.

Solomon and MC are both Asmo’s feral gremlins that should be feared, Solomon is just less bloodthirsty than MC.

None of the Henrys trust him, not even 2.0. Henry 1.0 would kill him without hesitation while Henry 2.0 flares his gills up when he sees him.

[girlucifer]

nightbringer initial thoughts

i know no one gives a SHIT about hashtag girlucifer's thoughts or anything also this blog has been mostly dead at least from my own original content for a while. my life majorly sucks at the moment but also i'm super cool about everything. ANYWAY so here's my updated mc in the new game

*of note, i lost some weight hehe i'm growing out my hair and i'm utilizing this like... coconut butter thing which brings out like these natural funky waves which is really cute on me with my longer hair! and also i've been vibing with this black turtleneck so there's that. okay to my thoughts now

DISCLAIMER: i'm only up to lesson 4 so leave me alone if my ideas show up later in the season, i'll get to lesson 10 hopefully by tomorrow but we will see

i really think solmare needs to hire me ASAP. as if i don't have enough stuff going on. anyway so the way the story is going, i am fearful of a repeat of the original obey me! app where it's basically regaining our pacts with the brothers + maybe some lore sprinkled in to keep us from ditching the app entirely. yes, while it's great to see some scenes where mammon admits he feels worthless and just goes along for the ride (eg, the great celestial war) because he's afraid of being alone, or satan's rage, or even the quirky stuff like leviathan's origin story with ruri-chan + "snake" - like it's cute and fun but i really honestly came to nightbringer hoping for the ANGST. these brothers are POST-CELESTIAL-WAR. like not even post. like it happened like A FEW HOURS into lesson 1. i need you to understand that the great celestial war wasn't just something that happened. it wasn't just a thing lucifer & his brothers decided to do in the spur of the moment. that shit was PREMEDIATED. it took a number of catalysts, last one being lilith in love with a human, to ignite the war. they fell from celestial status to DEMONS. the very thing they were born, taught, fueled to hate. IT CANNOT BE THAT SIMPLE for them to just be like ok wig let's move past it. maybe i'm projecting. but i want them to GRIEVE. i want them to be ANGRY. to be fair, we did get the mammon + leviathan fight scene, which was AWESOME. that's what i want to see! we get to see satan TRULY ANGRY. which is also good! versus y'know, nerd bitch catboy. asmodeus beelzebub and belphegor unfortunately are not very well-rounded and seem the same. instead, the writers really should've taken asmodeus weird tendencies to become flirtatious, like it should be jarring to him. he should be terrified as to why he's all of a sudden so enamored with the demons around him. why he feels drawn towards physical affection, something deemed sinful and naughty in the celestial realm. beelzebub should've been ... well idk. belphegor had a lot of potential because he was the one so intent on destroying humans after he lost his SISTER that lucifer and belphegor should've had their falling out right then and there for MC to truly see how broken their family was right after their fall.

i think we all came to the consensus that the 3D models are wack. i really wish they used the anime style or chibi 2D style or something. i love that kind of shit, the 3D looks like just some rwby weird shit going on. but i'm a hater. so idk. i hate tiktok and whatnot so i'm kind of like ummm

the battles take so much longer and i'm so sad i have to start from essentially nothing again for cards. i worked for nearly over a year to get the strongest cards for each color, both for demon and memory. so to do it all again... not fun and i probably will give up just because i'm soooo tired.

i think lucifer is a bitch dude i need him to stop being such a fucking bitchhhh i'm already on the edgeeee i need love and romance and whatnot

i wish . i could see baby luke... and i really hope when simeon shows up, he's going to be like bitchhh fuck lifeeee like i need him to curse and scream and be a menace and evil and stuff. i think it would be fun. especially since we lost out on fallen simeon. fuck my baka life

i will always hate how the devs don't give a shit about basic common sense in regards to the timeline. if the great celestial war happened like, at least SOMEWHAT according to the motherfucking BIBLE . then humans were like not a thing when they fall. or if you want to be lenient, it would've bene ancient times for the humans. aka no phones, no manga or anime, no "otaku" phrase since NO JAPAN. well i'm not that great with ancient society, maybe there was japan. but yeah, basically with the DDD and diavolo's society being so advanced, it makes it that the only logical answer to convince myself from blowing up is that a demon is responsible for human's developments in society. but that's lame as fuck :sob: i want humans to be like. resilient and the ones who taught the demons because i'm a bitch and love humanity and wish to see the inherent good in everyone please oh god please

anyway yeah i'm a bitch and insane and like i honestly have been going through it guys i am not going to lie i had a fun little whirlwind romance and it's over now and i'm trying to convince myself it was fun while it lasted but i miss him so much so like, with nightbringer i'm like wow can this really distract me from the unrelenting sadness his face brings lol anyway yeah enjoy my ramblings but i know my blog is dead but maybe it'll be revived with this app <- says this but will disappear for another 6 months

[kxllerblond]

@demonstigma​ ASKED:  15. Even if they haven't met (or even if they're not even in the same universe!), what would your other OCs' first impression of them be?

This is going to be a doozy, lmAO. So most of my OCs ARE in Clark’s universe. The KCU as I lovingly call it and mmm, probably like 60% have interacted with Clark in some capacity.

Lance’s first impression was that Clark was an absolute twat and pretty easily saw through most of his bullshit since he was guilty of a lot of the same nonsense.

Anne’s so old she really didn’t care either which way but at least found some interest in how a little halfling was so intent on being such a nuisance to the world around him.

Olen hasn’t met Clark yet but I can say Olen would absolutely detest Clark.

Kaden and Clark canonically try and kill each other so you can assume the first impression there.

Meya’s first impression was a strange mix of that of an orphan child seeking attention from an adult and so there was admiration in the undertones of it all but it is Meya we’re talking about and so her main impression was that Clark was this hot shot businessman and she was going to prove that she could be just as smart, if not smarter. 

Michael doesn’t know about Clark but I’m sure she’d just want to be left alone. Her first impression of him would be that he’s more trouble than she wants to deal with. 

Lucifer would probably see him as having potential but also see him as a scorned child and a mistake of their past.

Uhhh Astaroth hasn’t met him but Asta is chill with everyone. Probably would think Clark was a funky lil’ dude who needed to loosen up.

Harahel is hard to pin even as his fucking writer. I don’t know what his impression of Clark was. Probably the same as with anyone, ig. A creation of his creator to be watched over and cared for, etc.

Life would detest him but also sort of admire him if only because he cheated death and she’s got like a whole THING with death, y’know?

Liluthe thought he was a tool but also he’s good to work with and wishes more of her clients were as fucking organized and without their head in their asses.

And then rapid fire because Clark hasn’t met any of the princes of Hell: Asmodeus would try and sleep with him, Beelzebub would try and rope him in to business shit to get his hands on Clark’s connections, Belphegor simply would not care at all, Leviathan would have the impression of like when you see a wet kitten on the street. Like oh look at this pathetic little meow meow. Satan would be very not nice to him. Mammon would probably only give him the time of day because of the amount of resources and wealth he’s managed. 

Destrian isn’t on my KCU page but he’s my immortal knight and he’s run into Clark a few times and they’re pretty close in demeanor. First impression: probably saw Clark as a potential threat and nonsense he didn’t want to deal with.

I’ve got non KCU OCs obviously but bdjmfgdfg this is long enough. 

[infinitelycomplexpuzzles]

So one other thing: it amuses me that in the 1600s, all of a sudden a bunch of guys decided now was the time to write their demonic fan fiction, essentially. Because within this century you get what we might call the definitive canon for most demons in western literature going forward, and Beelzebub is in all of them.

To quote wikipedia again, which isn't a great source but is useful enough for generalizations here:

According to the stories of the 16th-century occultist Johann Weyer, Beelzebub led a successful revolt against the Devil, is the chief lieutenant of Lucifer, the Emperor of Hell, and presides over the Order of the Fly. Similarly, the 17th-century exorcist Sébastien Michaëlis, in his Admirable History (1612), placed Beelzebub among the three most prominent fallen angels, the other two being Lucifer and Leviathan. John Milton, in his epic poem Paradise Lost, first published in 1667, identified an unholy trinity consisting of Beelzebub, Lucifer, and Astaroth, with Beelzebub as the second-ranking of the many fallen angels. Milton wrote of Beelzebub "than whom, Satan except, none higher sat." Beelzebub is also a character in John Bunyan's The Pilgrim's Progress, first published in 1678.

Side note, the balls on this guy naming his book 'Admirable History' and making it about demons and shit.

What I am saying is that Beelzebub deserves fucking better in media! Fuckers in the witch burning period were terrified of this guy, and modern media doesn't give him his due!

I mean sure, everyone rips off Paradise Lost, (looking at you, Neil Gaiman), but only gives Lucifer his due.

Beelzebub is the dude who knocked off Lucifer and took over hell and gets mentioned in the same breath as Lucifer and Leviathan, who you'll recall in Psalms getting into a fist fight with God.

That said, I fully embrace the idea that Beelzebub amuses himself by acting the fool and letting everyone think he's doing it for some nefarious reason, because his previous acts make everyone paranoid.

Dude goes full 'funny how? funny like a clown? Like i'm here to amuse you?' on a regular basis.