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The only thing I will consider canon of the Teen Wolf movie is Eli. Because seeing this side of Derek WAS MY EVERYTHING. GOD TIER DYNAMIC, THANK YOU.
#ALSO nevers saying who is the mother ??? THATS suspicious#but yeah EVERYTHING else?#no thank you 💗#teen wolf#teen wolf the movie#derek hale#eli hale#so yeah obviously i saw the movie now#and oh boi#what in the good god was all of that#anyway… i really loved eli i’m sorry i’m a basic bitch HE is my type of character#is was liam couldnt ever be#aaaaa and also i cant belive this fucking show made me CRY with his shitty montage after dereks death#i took that personally#and i’m offended
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I don’t go here f1 tumblr did I get this race right
#f1#my dad and brother watch it#they know I’m only interested when there’s a crash#So I’m very offended nobody called me downstairs for THIS#I root for whoever is funniest and right now it’s ocon
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glad to see that a lot of people were disappointed by the fact that Niko’s colourful lights were not her lesbian vibes but just some parasites
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Canon crimes that have happened in Twisted-Wonderland.
I am not counting general magic usage as a weapon unless it’s someone’s Unique Magic or used with extreme intent on bodily suffering. Other than these exceptions, standard legal definitions of a weapon apply as normal.
Attempted murder - Any Overblot victim, plus others.
Human trafficking (on a technicality) - Fellow Honest and Gino.
Kidnapping - Shrouds, Jamil Viper, Fellow Honest and Gino.
Assault and battery
Aggravated assault - Overblot victims, Rollo Flamme, Ortho Shroud, Ferrymen, Deuce Spade (exception: cauldron), Rook Hunt (maybe?? Usage of bow and arrow)
Arson - Grim, Ace Trappola, Jamil Viper (attempted during Magicam Monsters), Lilia Vanrouge (kitchen)
Doxxing - Idia Shroud, Ortho Shroud (threatened)
Coercion
Signing a contract under duress - Octavinelle trio.
Breaking and entering
Inducing panic - Ruggie Bucchi, Rollo Flamme, Fellow Honest and Gino.
Property damage
Chemical/biological weapons - Vil Schoenheit, Lilia Vanrouge (should be)
Blackmail
Child abuse (labor/neglect) - Dire Crowley, Ashton Vargas
Stalking - Rook Hunt, Jade Leech (possibly)
Theft
Harassment - Rook Hunt
Bribery - Dire Crowley, Azul Ashengrotto
Extortion
The ones that don’t have anyone listed is either because too many cast members have committed it or I just didn’t care to list them.
#i got really bored#made this in Discord. decided to post it here#twisted wonderland#I’m not tagging everyone but I’m tagging the most common offenders#fellow honest#ernesto foulworth#twst gidel#twst gino#idia shroud#ortho shroud#overblot#jamil viper#ruggie bucchi#rook hunt#rollo flamme#dire crowley#azul ashengrotto#jade leech#lilia vanrouge#vil schoenheit
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What do you mean you don’t jerk off to my selfies and cum on your phone screen???
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i’m just gonna say it i love how kaos handled orpheus and eurydice. i really did, im a huge greek mythology nerd and that story has always been about the refusal to give someone up even when you should, its not a love story its a story about grief. and i just- ah they did something really cool there didn’t they? i’m gonna rewatch the season and like properly form my opinions but i really like it.
#i love a retelling#i love messing with mythology the way we were intended to#myths change over time to reflect the times#that’s why we look at when they were written and by who#having a fun show like this does nothing to harm the original myths#and their various versions#because there are already various versions of every myth#it might even get more people into it!#that would be cool!#idk#i’m also pagan if that matters and i work with apollo#like#i believe they’re real#at least in some way#and#i’m not offended?#idk it’s fine to mess with it#and if it’s not for you that’s okay#kaos#kaos netflix#kaos 2024#riddy#orpheus#euridice#orpheus and euridyce#euridyce
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#the real scientific method#scientific method#science side of the internet#science side help me#science side#science side please explain#science side explain#science side of tumblr#mad scientist#memes#dank memes#dankest memes#mental meme#memes are my coping mechanism#memes are my love language#i’m offended by this relatable content#relatable memes#relatable shit#fresh memes
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Just my fav heros- kind and empathetic ☺️ agile freaks of nature 🤩 Linchpins of their franchise 🥰🥹💜
Now I just need to find a hero who fits the bill and happens to be a middle child
#dick grayson#peter parker#michelangelo hamato#nightwing#spiderman#tmnt mikey#dcu#marvel#tmnt#dcu fanart#marvel fanart#tmnt fanart#dc comics#marvel comics#tbh dick is a lot more like Leo than he is Mikey#but both Mikey and dick have been called the#Spider-Man of their universe#and it makes sense since they got that charisma#that pulls ppl twords them#and they are kind and incredibly agile#as a middle child I’m offended that I don’t#have an example of a middle child vigilante#who happens to be my fav#maybe I should look into the power rangers or smth idk#gotta catch em all#anywho#i just think their neat#and they have been#the subject of my obbsessions#at some point in my life
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if you have time,can you draw me a girl with brown hair and freckles playing videogames please?
That sounds boring as shit, absolutely not
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Red Tornado: You are all insane and I want to study you under a microscope so I’m your babysitter now
Robin:
Impulse:
Superboy: Hey what the fuck
#red tornado: I thought I had lost all of my humanity but you are so annoying I realize I do have a shred left#robin: I don’t know of I’m offended or not#impulse: why are you in our house#I started reading the ‘98 young justice comics and like I’m on the floor dying they are so funny like peak teenage boys (affectionate)#they are just in a cave with some snacks and sleeping bags like college kids in their first apartment#JLA you could give them a computer but not like a table and chairs??#young just us#young justice#yj98#yj#superboy#dc impulse#dc robin#tim drake#kon el#conner kent#bart allen#red tornado#dc incorrect quotes
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Took me three hours to find a fanfic where the main character has any other emotion outside of bone-crushing fear for the other characters to sympathize over
#spiteful musings#heavy on the spite this morning#this is about Detroit become human actually#and how Connor for some reason is an uwu baby instead of a killing machine#OUGH it makes me so annoyed#but you know what? this also extends to malevolent#what do you mean Arthur Lester is going to whine and pout and be kidnapped every seven seconds and not fight back#fanfic#fanfiction#ao3#malevolent#dbh#Detroit become human#TMA#the Magnus archives#avengers#marvel#yeah I’m tagging the worse offenders right now
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Btw, not okay to make fun of religion. Being queer? Amazing! Putting down religion and making fun of people's believes? No?????
It's a joke I get it, but it may not mean anything to you but religion is a really big thing, people find comfort in Jesus and what you're doing is actually disrespect, like extremely.
I don't mean this as hate mail, but please realize, respecting one community but making fun of another is not good D:
Sorry but if your faith is exclusionary to groups of people and actively encourages the persecution of them then I do not care if they’re offended by the fact that I said Jesus and Judas fuck nasty.
#alex answers#I don’t appreciate how this is phrased either like trust me I’m aware what is good and what is bad#you need a hard look at my account if you think I give a fuck about offending people
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*clasps your shoulders gently and looks you straight in the eye*
Keferon. Please read Ninth by Kyn on AO3. I think you would love it very much. It has a large chapter count, but don't be intimidated, it's very easy to get into. It is currently unfinished, but is being updated regularly.
You are the seventh person that recommended this fic to me so ahahahaha yeah
I’m doing great Help I hate some parts of it but I love the other parts I’m spinning in the blender
…..I made the moodboard….
#chapter 37#of 120 or something#I must be like 90k words in haha#large word count is not an intimidation. It’s an invitation haha#I love the fics that I can’t read in just one hour:)#I gotta say I don’t enjoy the concept of making robots into organic life#it’s just my preference#seeing them as humans or animals or whatever feels so fucking wrong#the concept itself drives me off#like. Strongly#But at the same time. This fic isn’t about them being ‘haha cute organics’#it’s ‘oh god. I was turned into something I’m not’#instead of teeheee they’re fluffy#it’s please free me from this fucking nightmare. please let me be myself again.#idk how to explain. I resonate I guess#it often feels very disturbing but the characters are also disturbed#So now I’m kind of stuck reading this fic because I just can’t stop lol#just politely skipping the parts that make me too uncomfortable#also#the body horror is….damn. Impressive. I didn’t expect to read about grotesque fleshy creature turning itself inside out#it’s not even aesthetic or symbolic#it literally looks like a fucking nightmare. Which is impressive also.#the flesh is g r o s s#the beginning got me struggling and skipping#but the intermission is currently ruining my sleep schedule#oh fuck….I usually send my posts to the authors of the fics I read…..but I feel like I might offend the author of Ninth if do this……..#there’s a tiny chance they’re following me….if it’s true then I wanna tell I’m sorry pls don’t take this seriously#your fic got me waay out of my comfort zone#huge points for writing Ratchet. Drift in this fic is…the grossest fucking thing I could probably imagine but Ratchet doesn’t even hesitate#he helps him and he cares for him. Which is…..imma be real my first instinct would be to set Drift on fire to end his misery
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#GOOD MORNING!!!!! how is everyone#I’m the worst offender of stoping something that I’ve been consistently doing then having the hardest time to come back to it bc of guilt#but here I am missing the blog I just need to remove pressure#apple#old apple#cybercore#y2k#old internet#old web#cyber y2k#00s#2000s#tech#moodboard#cyber core#y2k nostalgia#nostalgiacore#nostalgia#iPod#iPod shuffle#tech aesthetics#tech core#tech blog
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i know this will be a controversial statement for some people on this website, but you guys need to understand that being a radical communist with zero awareness of the nuance of living on planet earth is really not very different from being an alt-right extremist.
if you’re past the point of using logical thinking and understanding that societies and politics are complex and can be wildly different from one place to another, you’re just a fanatic, in spite of the place in the spectrum you place yourself on. you’re too swayed and brainwashed by propaganda. you’re just a blind fanatic, and your agenda becomes dangerous for real people living in the real world.
#you’re no better than a twitter stan but actually worse bc you don’t give a shit about misinformation and harming real human beings#just to try to make a point and prove how you’re ideology is perfect and anything who identifies with it is perfect and fuck anybody#who dares have critical thinking and nuance bc they’re just fascist traitors#and the fact that i can apply all this to two different topics. see: american election and venezuela’s crisis just further shows what i say#i’m tired. TIRED!!!!!! of ipad communists trying to spread misinformation so blatantly and maliciously#fucking stop!!!!!!!!!!!!#i don’t think this applies to any of my mutuals / people i follow btw so pls don’t take this personally bc it’s not any of you#if you follow me tho and feel offended by this post. well. question yourself and your beliefs!#politics
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It is an actual crime that sitting in the sun and daydreaming is not a viable career choice
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