#and i will not elaborate

[country-bumpkin-cutie]

Sunshine boyfriend and gloomy asshole is a great relationship dynamic, but you know what’s even better? An unhinged sunshine boyfriend and a nerdy asshole. One has a smile that can light up the room, but is willing to destroy someone if needed? Incredible! The other constantly spews insults and talks a big game, but goes to bed at eight o’clock? Exquisite! Give me more of that!

[moot-ramsey]

Stone is pearl coded post sonic 3

[thingsphoenix21]

Dionysus: Thanks mom. *silent at the olympus* Dionysus: Why everyone is staring at me? Ariadne *whispering*: You just called Demeter mom. You said thanks "mom". Dionysus: No. No I didn't I said thanks Dem. Demeter: Do you see me as a mother figure Dionysus? Dionysus*sweating*: No, If anything I see you as a bother figure cause you are always bothering me. Hestia*pissed*: Hey show you mother some respect. Dionysus: I didn't call her mom! Demeter *softly*: No, no, no Dionysus. I take it as a compliment. Zeus*trying to help*: It's not a big deal, I called Hera "mom" once and she's my wife. Dionysus: Guys jump on that! Dad has psychosexual issues. Persephone *with her phone filming*: Old news, But you calling my Mother mommy. Dionysus: Mommy is not on the table here. Hermes: You did call her mom dude. Dionysus: Shut up all of you liars.

[simonsnumber1fan]

They’re exes

[marc--chilton]

wilson is kind of like the giving tree if you think about it

[bastardsinthebayou]

magnus from the suckening? smash.

[c28hunter]

Let me introduce you to my manifest called

FUCK 'EM KIDS GET THE TITS

[yourhighness6]

"We were built to fall apart.... And fall back together"

- Out of the Woods, Taylor Swift

[sirlorence]

Gotta get some hater off my chest and say Falin is by far the least interesting character in Dungeon Meshi. I cared about her being saved, but only because of Laois and Marcille. She's cute, but that kinda felt like all there was.

[weirdnico]

Narcissa "Star" Black

[rockcat2112]

I love looking up scientific names for various species because there is some funky guys like Gorilla gorilla gorilla or Slippery dick

And then there are the monsters of pronunciation that you look at and wonder if the researcher was a bottom and received "Hi cutie" when attempting to type the name only to realize that they were in a wrong window CASE IN POINT: Myxococcus llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochensis

[lionydoorin]

peeta is so gender

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

My “everyone is wrong about them” list so far

Susie

Morpho Knight

Dark Meta Knight

Marx

Kirby himself tbh

[pplatonic]

my gender is doctor i am married to science

[dinsdjrn]

i already know swol is gonna cause a personal conniption for one reason only: cowboy pedro

[draptorronin]

N-no, it’s not. It’ll be Tuesday the 16th. Which is even worse.

Star-Gazette, Elmira, New York, June 12, 1924