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lettucing · 2 months ago

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genuinely had a dream last night that jack manifold and ellie neale broke up and they weren’t saying why but after a few weeks jack revealed on shut up im taking that it was bc he caught her reading schlatt fanfic on tumblr and it became a really public messy breakup and schlatt got involved and then a bunch of drama channels started covering it and defending ellie like "its not real. its not cheating its called real person FICTION. she didn’t do anything wrong" and the other side was like “that’s so fucked up schlatt and jack are good friends and she’s a cheater and a BITCH” and schlatt was like “what can i say ladies love me🤷‍♂️” and it became a huge drama thing that ppl got SO invested in and there were like hardcore stans and it went to court and was being streamed on twitch and it was all so fucking crazy. schlatt paid everyone off and put jack in jail at the end and i woke up with tears in my eyes and im dead fucking serious.

#like 😭😭😭#i love all three of them so dearly i’m so sorry my brain put them through this #u can’t make this shit up #and i wasn’t even high!!! for once!!!#the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma #jschlatt #jack manifold #eleanor neale #ki talks

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candyheartedchy · 2 months ago

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I wish I had the original drawing, but back in elementary school we would have these Dr Seuss weeks once a year were the whole school would do actives and projects based on the characters and books. And one year in the 4th or 5th grade (I can’t remember..) they had a drawing contest for our grade to draw ourselves hanging out with our favorite Dr Seuss character and I went with Thing One and Two because I figured everyone else was going to draw the Cat in the Hat (they were) and had an excuse to draw two characters because the Things came as a pair. So basically I ended up getting second place while this one kid got first place and basically traced the Cat in the Hat and didn’t even include herself in the drawing (because she couldn’t trace herself) so it’s like why did we even needed to draw ourselves with these characters if the person who won didn’t?

Anyways I just think it’s funny that here I am still drawing Dr Seuss characters years later and now publicly posting about them and even made my self insert the adopted mom of the Things.

#did this story have a point? probably not.#am I still salty about that contest? yes #BUT!! I had a teacher literally tell me once that the only reason I would always get second place in any art contest #was because they wanted other students to get a chance #but all of the students who were getting these first places were straight A students and never followed the directions of the contests #had one of the winners tell me he didn’t even know why he won because he was half assing the assignment and goofing around #but he was a straight A student so 🤷‍♀️#and this school had a history of burying shit and appear as a high ranking school (but it wasn’t like I have stories..)#anyway yeah I’m just rambling at this point and kinda forgot what I was trying to say #💬 chy chatter 💬

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hplonesomeart · 3 months ago

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Hey!! So turns out a video I made between a certain “well beloved but highly sensitive/emotionally reactive T.V” and an “orange haired inkling-turned-human” has managed to sweep my YouTube channel and accumulate 100k VIEWS!! THAT’S A LOT OF PEOPLE ACTUALLY?? My most widely viewed video EVER to exist in this moment in time?? AAAAA?? Not even mentioning the various comments and staggering increase in subs! It’s so much more then what I expected or even prepared for—might even be the most impactful thing to happen for me this year <3

…aside from graduating high school + the social connections I’ve been fortunate to make lol

BUT THE POINT IS I’d been closely monitoring the YouTube growth through the entirety of October. It’s make me smile like a dork, gawk in astonishment, dance frantically in my room from the energy boosts, and grow courage to stop being so selective/self-conscious with what I wish to share with the world! It’s kept my ambitions going!

I needed to find some way to celebrate the occasion and express my thanks—because I can’t NOT acknowledge this milestone jksjskp. Typically I try to avoid getting tunnel visioned focusing on the metrics/numbers. Mr. Puzzles had already demonstrated how much those things can mess with the minds of creatives. Caring too much about chasing views or placing your artistic value in attention seeking gets damaging. But at same time…it’s hard to deny the sense of pride the 100k achievement has filled me with. I understand that reaching 100k views doesn’t immediately make me any “better” or “worse” then I was before. I’m still just me! It only helps me feel seen by others—and that’s all I really needed. To hear some nice words & receive reminders that my ideas are cared about. So thank you SMG4 fandom for that, seriously thank you.

Please accept this Mr. Puzzle drawing as a way of sharing the happiness around. He’s so entertaining. Love him for simply existing. So glad we can all collectively be super attached to him (and the rest of the SMG4 cast of course). Can’t wait to see more incredible artworks from the fandom :)

Just incase anyone is confused by my vague description over which “animated video” I’m referring to here—hopefully this photo will help clarify lol. It’s this one!! Sorry about not outright stating the title at the start, I got carried away with writing!!

I’ve been in an odd place mentally when thinking about it. Wondering to myself if any of the attention is deserved considering it’s not even fully colored and could be dismissed as “low effort” content (despite taking several days making it). It’s easy to get into a trap of comparing yourself to others and questioning how much of the videos success is based on your skills, sheer algorithm luck, or only because you used popular characters and catered to a specific fandom. And then judging yourself by looking at other peoples videos. I’ve seen several artists post higher quality works then my own but it somehow gets less views. So why did mine succeed when others (who should have gotten just as much attention if not more) didn’t? Sometimes you feel like you’ve unfairly robbed them of that chance to be seen. However I’ve realized that I can’t ever expect views to be consistent—and comparing is pointless. So why worry about it or feel inadequate? I mean it’s pretty common for funny cat videos to go viral, so who am I to question the system lol. “Popular” YouTube videos can range from a passion project which took 7+ artists…to a clip of Toad singing Chandelier or a nonsensical Vine sketch. Anything can happen when it’s the internet! And just-so-happened my video was chosen. I should stay glad about that and get rid of all the overanalyzing. So that’s what I’ve chosen to do :)

#OKAY SO SO SO actually started doodling this once the video was around 98k this morning #it wasn’t even meant to be art specifically designed to celebrate the milestone at first #I just wanted to draw the funky fella who makes me laugh #but as you can see that changed up fast jksjksp #I was under the impression that my video wouldn’t reach near 100k until December UH?? WHAT HAPPENED MY PREDICTION THWARTED??#seems I’ve severally underestimated how long the traction would continue for geez wow uh #people sure do enjoy comedy gotta love ‘em laughs and giggles #I CAN’T BELIEVE WE REACHED IT THO. THAT’S INSANE TO ME—ALL THE SUPPORT AND COMMENTS AND SUBS #thank you SMG4 fandom I would’ve never fathomed the algorithm to carry it so far like this #you wanna know the real kicker?#things would have gone so differently for the channel if I didn’t wrestle with my anxiety & post there #because there was a point during that day where I fullheartedly figured it would cause me to loose subs #I was kinda terrified ngl #this goes to show that you should never hold yourself back from sharing different aspects of your interests #you don’t need to confine yourself to just one thing #or to strive only to make the most high quality videos ever (I put that pressure on myself a bit too much nowadays)#sometimes it’s the simple ideas that manage to charm people #and those who see the effort will stick around to support you. You just need to trust yourself during the process and take that chance :)#EWWWW MUSHY GUSHY SENTIMENTALITY CLOGGING UP THE ATTENTION HERE #whatever happened to keeping the focus on ✨the star✨ who made it all possible to begin with huuuu??#show a bit more gratitude to the charming TV who boosted the viewership in the first place…don’t be so self absorbed with morals lonesome 😒#what is this some sort of My Little Pony episode oh pleaseeeeee 🙄#<- all of that was a simulation of Puzzles interjecting and nagging a bit lol. I’d imagine he’s tried of my nonstop nonsense #….yea the Puzzle brainrot is reaching maximum severities. So there’s high chance I’ll be animating him more down the line :3 #stick around to find out!!#hplonesome art

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meikiran · 8 months ago

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fhjy finale spoilers but

Brennan mentioned that the ritual was different for people who electively chose to participate like Kipperlilly.

Do you think that Kipperlilly was initiated before or after the other team members? Was there something she had to do to prove her loyalty and cause?

Did she have to kill the first member or members of her team so porter would know that she wouldn’t betray him so he didn’t have to kill her himself? Who was the first one to be killed and resurrected again?

If she did, was she thinking about the glory that this would bring to just herself or for her whole team?

Did Porter promise her that he would make her into a legend? Tell her about the potential she has to make a change in the world? Was she only driven by the pure rage she felt?

Did she think that she was going to turn them into heroes?

I’ve been thinking about the complexity of the characters that we didn’t particularly get an answer to all night.

#fantasy high junior year #d20 fhjy #d20 fantasy high #fantasy high #dimension 20 #the bad kids #the rat grinders #1 am ramblings about character studies #i know some people weren’t happy about the ending #and why was kipperlilly the only one not resurrected which made sense but i feel like it would’ve been even more interesting #to see her see them succeed once again i suppose #but also jace??? cause he had the scar too like it wasn’t his idea #kipperlilly copperkettle #porter cliffbreaker #jace stardiamond #lucy frostblade

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fridayiminlovemp3 · 5 months ago

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i hatttttteeeee when i reference some stupid internet joke irl that i assume everyone knows about and people don’t get it and i’m like oh never mind lol!!! and they make me explain it 💔😞 and now i just sound crazy like if you don’t know who dan and phil are i can’t explain to you the significance of them being at the fall out boy concert and if i try i’m gonna sound crazier

#i had to do this last night 💔#i said they were like smosh 😭#and it wasn’t even related to what i really wanted to talk about which was the reason i hate this guy i went to high school with #who everyone is now cool with despite the fact that he once blamed me for a suicide attempt 😐#and side note he went by [redacted] howell 😭 because he was obsessed with dan howell #and he got blocked by him on twitter #for doing some crazy ass shit #use your imagination #like imagine what one has to do in order to get blocked by dan from youtube #mari.txt

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tsuchinokoroyale · 7 months ago

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Was soooooo happy with this phase 1 which is what made it so much funnier that I was immediately clapped by his phase 2 😂

#romina is still my fave boss but messmer is a solid second #almost every other boss I would describe as “would’ve been good if their damage wasn’t so overtuned”#my stance if that if I’m consistently losing to a boss with 10/14 flasks left the damage is overtuned #vs me losing to sword saint isshin with no gourds or pellets left bc he was tough enough to whittle me down #fromsoft bros will say get good but think high numbers is big difficulty #an actually difficult boss doesn’t need big damage output if the mechanics are the challenge #I don’t actually mind how relentless the bosses are in ER but I mind how HARD they hit on top of that #dodging a 12 hit uninterruptible combo where each move does like 1/10th of your health? that’s fine.#if I properly time 3 of those dodges I can still make it and it’s honestly my bad if I’m getting killed by that #dodging a 12 hit uninterruptible combo where each hit takes out 1/2 of ur health bar & has a 50% chance for an additional retaliation combo?#I *can* do it but Jesus Christ what a waste of my time lmao #how am I supposed to learn a boss when I can’t get into a flow state bc a single mistake can end a run smh #I just beat gaius and I didn’t even feel accomplished I was just like ugh finally #I feel like 95% of his moves are fine once you work out the delays and positioning #but I kept getting clipped by his charge attack like I would dodge out of the way but once the i frames were finished I’d still get hit #bc I guess I wasn’t dodging a perfect 90 degrees to him and the hitbox for that attack is long as hell #which would be whatever if that move didn’t take out like 2/3 of my health and come out nigh instantly #I don’t even really know the tell for the move bc I beat him before I learned it bc I lucked out on a run where he didn’t charge me a lot #luckily the game is absolute DELIGHT to look at and explore that I can forgive the absolute bullshittery of the bosses #like I just got to the summit of dragon peak and I’m blown away by the design of that mountain #if we’re talking verisimilitude in games how about that whole shebang #no obvious well worn path up to the top of the mountain bc it’s just for dragons who’s gonna be walking up there?#having the player follow a trail of increasingly dense dragon corpses is SUCH a great tone setter #which means I’m probably going to hate bayle but whatever I’m already invested let’s gooooo #tsuchi plays games

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hanzajesthanza · 5 months ago

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don’t let me reread because i saw this

and an image of reynevan pleading innocent like the crying cat meme flashed across my mind

#szarlej: if the sorcerer does not fit you must acquit!!#you know we were robbed of a scene where szarlej pretends to be reynevan’s lawyer? that should have happened at least once #what is with bandits robbing tax collectors in sapkowski’s novels??#you know of all the get rich quick schemes out there robbing a tax collector has REALLY dropped off in terms of popularity #i guess this is what happens when you study foreign trade - economics and then have an interest in medieval history #im still like omg. raubritters were a thing you didnt just make that up? that’s fucked up. but cool that it wasn’t made up. but fucked up #and it’s literally raub + ritter. obvious german should be obvious #the first is a cognate and the second i know from rittersporne which guess how i know that 🙄#anyways…#you know… if angoulême still had friends around there’s a less than zero chance they would have tried to jump regis #he would hear it coming from a mile away (… maybe literally) and just disappear around a street corner #or… hide under a rock… like canonically. honestly still not sure why he did that.#ITS THE FULL MOON. YOU CAN FLY #regis answer = ‘idk… i got scared 😥😥…’#honestly interesting conundrum because too many ideas i have seen are like ‘someone tries to fuck with a vampire they get ripped to shreds’#which ok wish fulfillment i get it but #consider that 1. regis is nonviolent and would likely put someone to sleep over kill them #2. they are teenage hooligans 3. he understands teenager hooliganism #honestly he would pacify them and then while their eyes are empty he would just be like giving some solid life advice #bandits: standing with head drooped. probably drooling on themselves | regis: sounding like a turn your life around podcast #the elbow-high diaries #not even interesting post sorry just totally ramble nonsense here

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goblin-enjoyer · 3 months ago

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*draws something for the first time in a while. “Man I suck at drawing! Maybe go back to being good at it if I draw more!”

*doesn’t draw

“Oh I got a neat idea for a drawing! Surely I have gotten better by now!” Loop post

#this revelation brought to you by the one and only #midnight brainrot #probably could not of put these things together without the malaise of a mind awake at 3 am again despite saying that they’re ”trying to fix #their sleep schedule ~”#bah. I say things yet never do them. my brain always blocks any sort of progress with ”just one more video”#even fun and enjoyment bends the knee to this declaration #even other YouTube videos!#when I do break it I end up back where I was because like asking for literally anything my brain does so much pushback that it feels #inherently wrong on a fundamental level #I don’t think I’m depressed I like life too much and enjoy existence #is this my brain punishing me for not dying before reaching adulthood like I always thought I would? or is it punishment for not constantly #going from the end of high school to another school like I planned because my purpose in life was to learn and go to school until I die #now I am left without purpose. literally wandering my house like a ghost when no one’s home #I say the two same things to my brother when he gets home so much that he once made a joke about me being an npc #and the worse part is. it wasn’t about that dumb TikTok brainrot meme thing. no it was because I say the exact same things the exact same wa #y every time he gets home. worse more is I can think of several other ways that that statement could be more accurate that he doesn’t know a #bout #I wish to game but never do #I want to make art and such but I never do #I went to an art class for years when I was a kid for Pete’s sake!#my parents complain about my hair being too long and I agree but I still want it long I just always kept it short because of simple ma #maintenance. the only reason I ever grew it out was to keep warm I. the winter!#I spent my childhood with self imposed utilitarianism for no reason #no reason to expand my horizons and explore myself because I thought of myself as a lesser being that was fated to die randomly before #I could reproduce.#oh my goodness the reproduction thing! I thought I was straight for the longest time because I had to be #because the purpose of a person is to reproduce. yet I was all like”I can’t reproduce as I am autistic and would taint my offspring. I am a #genetic dead end and deserve to have the effect of natural selection take place”#through tv show mimicry and being a utilitarian little git I forced myself to be straight for years #and the worse part is I KNEW GAY PEOPLE EXISTED AND I ENVYED THEM FOR NOT HAVING TO REPRODUCE OH MY GOD IS THIS WHAT KARKAT FELT LIKE? NO I

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raeathnos · 4 months ago

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#having one of those nights where I’m so desperate to be out of here that I’m searching prices for plots or land and yurts #why do rent and house prices have to be so high 🥲#like get me the fuck out of here holy shit #I cannot believe that like just a few years ago me and my dad were fine and not I can’t fucking stand being around him #I found out recently he’s been bemoaning never getting to be a grandfather again and I’m like #gee I’m sorry that I have a major medical condition that makes me horrifically ill and all you can focus on is that it makes me infertile #news flash! even if I didn’t have this I never wanted kids anyways!!!#and I can’t get that fact through his head #despite me always very loudly voicing that I didn’t want kids from a young age he’s co Vince’s this is a recent thing #fucking wild man way to show that you never paid attention to what I’ve ever said #also shoutout to never paying attention to how fucking sick I’ve ever been either #but you know you’re the real victim in this situation #I swear to fuck I am getting closer and closer to going no contact when we finally leave #I am for sure going limited contact but like #literally doesn’t care about the suffering I’ve been through in the past 22 years #I am once again reduced to only being a fucking uterus #it’s so fun dealing with the physical pain from said problem the emotional pain of him being an asshat and the dysphoria #I think he thinks the nonbinary thing is just a phase 🫠#I am very much in fml territory tonight #wish it wasn’t a work night I need a fucking drink #I wanna fucking scream and cry and leave and just never come back

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jikigo · 9 months ago

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you ever just see a post and just

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#Worst emoji combo ever but it’s gon be such big depression hours down here so scroll if you want im on the brink of throwing up #don’t you just bloody love it how over the past 3 years you’ve only seen people the large total of…. 4 times!!! An average of seeing someon #outside of school 1.3 times per year!! What a bloody fantastic way to spend your teenage years!#Don’t you also just love it when people talk right to you about how they all went out together over the weekend and like did some stupid #shit like your average high schooler would do and you’re just like “oh. I went to my 1 and a half hour long dance class and got ignored the #entire time and when you did try to talk they just spoke over you” oh my fucking god I hate that place so much even the teacher fucking #ignores me once we were going in a circle and she was asking everyone what they got for Christmas and I was in the middle of the circle so #thought hey maybe someone will actually acknowledge my existence but she fucking ignored me and went to next person like why the fuck #And now I’m debating staying in that shithole bc I was invited to a gc for that class and I stupidly thought that someone might want me #There. I wasn’t even invited I secretly scanned the qr code to join over someone else’s shoulder #everyone else there is the best of bloody friends and I’m just there talking to one friend who I don’t even think is my friend #“Hey man I’m really fucking sad rn can I talk to you” “womp womp have you heard stupid fact no.3848594 about my ocs while I ignore you when #you talk about anything else about me” oh my god shut up literally no one else sane would see someone like that their closest friend rn #At least someone wants to talk to me #Like what is it that makes people not want to see my please just tell me I’ll change I’m amazing at changing my personality to fit others #promise me on that I’ve done it my entire life #Even just messaging me more than once every year and I’d consider you my best friend this is how bad I’m getting #What is so bloody bad about me that no one else likes I don’t care how badly you fucking word it just something #It shouldn’t be normal to wish death on people you call your mates bc you heard about them all going out together without you #Oh dear did the gc’s without me in it there’s one for every friend group I’ve ever been in why isn’t there one for the main group I’m in rn #Idfc anymore just tell me what I’m doing wrong I keep asking people if they want to go out or how far away they live from some place #And it’s always met with ignoring me talking over me or immediately changing the subject #Please if you’re someone I know irl what the fuck am I doing fucking wrong I can’t fucking do this anymore be as mean as you like #Why the fuck does no one ever want to be around me why do I hear so much about stuff others are doing together but never me #It shouldn’t be normal to prefer being in a toxic relationship than what I’m in rn #I fucking hate everything

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mellomadness · 10 months ago

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sometimes I wonder if I should take a gender studies class just so I can bitch every day about how an imaginary boyfriend is often seen as a requirement for a woman to feel safe enough to have fun at a club, or the idea that an imaginary person with a fake “claim” over me has more influence over predatory men than my own voice saying “No, I’m not interested, get lost”

#venting #hnnnnng the double standard is really really making my teeth hurt recently #(in that I’m grinding my jaw at the mere thought of this particular breed of injustice)#I honestly miss going out with my friends. I miss going to bars and clubs and enjoying the night #but I wanna go with my friends and leave my boyfriend at home for once #he gets to go out and enjoy himself all the time with his friends and they never even have to deal with unwanted flirtation #meanwhile I go out in a tshirt and jeans and get fucking catcalled or flirted with just fucking getting groceries #and it’s not a narrative on beauty or anything. it’s about men’s perception of women #specifically predatory men and men who don’t realize they’re BEING predatory #perhaps it’s because I’ve been going to this fucking gamer school for far too long #and I’ve interacted with so many socially inept/incel men from there #who don’t know what no means or dont take women seriously when they do say no #or they literally cannot read between the lines of a woman politely declining their advances #‘but she was being so nice to me’ yeah bc if she wasn’t you’d either call her a bitch or try to force her anyway #anyway. I’m angry #im tired of living in fear of morons #I’m tired of not being able to go out on a Tuesday night and just walk the town with my friends #specifically my femme friends #we should be at the club!! instead we’re trying to make sure the group is like a school of fish so we’re less of a target #and like. I could talk about this on twt or reddit but. cmon. let’s be real here #MelloMoans #really does feel like we’re going backwards when it comes to gender equality and feminism #especially with the influx of the whole sigma male/high value male bullshit #I understand how it came to be I really do but that plus the whole pick me girl thing is just another toxic view of gender identity #and all it has resulted in on both sides is a wider degree of separation between the genders #therefore allowing both extremes to dehumanize every one that doesn’t identify as sigma male or not like other girls YET AGAIN #(and therefore also opens up the door for dehumanizing lgbtq+ folks but. let’s be real. that hasn’t really gone away yet :/

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riickgrimes · 2 years ago

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how is it ep 7 and amerie still doesn’t remember what happened that night like babes pls try harder

#im lowkey sick of their fighting and the whole mystery of that night #like i understand that she was drunk and high #but i really feel like she ain’t try hard enough to remember #or wasn’t persistent enough in asking Harper #like she did ask multiple times but once harper hooked up with dusty #it was just pure hate harper mode #even tho harper was clearly not acting like herself #like clearly SOMETHING IS WRONG #heartbreak high

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avatardoggo · 11 months ago

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THIS MAN MADE ME A WEBSITE FOR MY BIRTHDAY 🥹😫😣😳😭🥰

#sooo it’s past my birthday now and FG didn’t get me anything besides a real alt sweet card and a heart shaped box of chocolates which was #nice but he kept insisting that he wasn’t finished making my present just yet so i was like ok cool whatever and i would ask him every once #and a while bc i really thought he was making me like lego flowers bc he likes that type of thing (which is so cute omgoodness idky i love #that sm about him like he likes to build legos 😆😆 so cute!!!) aannnywayyssss he came over the other day to drop off my present so expecting #some box or whatever and he just pulls up with his backpacks but i’m like ok that’s fine it has to be Somewhere right??? and then he pulls #out is laptop and i’m like ookkkaaayy idk where this is going and the. he pulls up the page aND ITS A WEBSITE FOR MY CROCHET BUSINESS AND 🥹🥹#HE MADE IT FROM SCRATCH WITH CODING AND EVERYTHING BC DUH HES A COMP SCIENTIST AND!!!!!!!#he was like i wanted to make you something that’ll you’ll need and would want as well and i was so shOOketh i was using my soft girl voice #and i was looking at him like 🥺🥺🥺 the whole evening bECAUSE!!!! SIR 😭 YOU HAVE SET THE BAR SKY HIGH and he was all shy (so friggin cute)#“do you like it 👉🏾👈🏾🥺 and i was just looking at him like ☹️😣🥺😧 I LOVE IT!!!#he hasn’t finished it bc he needs my input on some stuff before he continues but it should be done by the summer and he’s like maybe we can #work on it together LIKE BABE SWEETHEART DARLING OFC WE CAN DUUUHHHH #i’m honestly so in awe of this man i can’t even #Friendly Giant ™️#FG #mutuals my beloved <3 #vk overshares in the tags

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rosicheeks · 2 years ago

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02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

07: What did you last eat? (I bet it's goldfishies)

26: What are you craving right now? (I bet it's goldfishies)

31: Does somebody love you? (I do Princess)

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

2 - my parents 💖

7 - chocolate cake 🤭

26 - I’m not craving any food right now tbh. I’m craving love and financial stability and a comfy cozy house

31 - I hope so

40 - if skinny dipping counts then yes? Otherwise no lol

#I know you sent this agesssssss ago #but better late than never right?#i haven’t had chocolate cake in i don’t even remember how long tbh #my friend and I picked up food from a nearby restaurant and I had a coupon for a free dessert so we split a slice of cake #it was suuuuuuper filling #it wasn’t the best chocolate cake I’ve ever had but it was still pretty damn good ngl #but yeah I’m still pretty full from that even though we had that awhile ago 😂#if anything now I want like ice cream or a shake or something #oh no no no #actually I’m craving a slushy or a smoothie #or some nice cold fruity drink #that sounds nice right now haha #I’ve only ever skinny dipped once with two of my best friends #it was back in high school and it was only in the backyard of one of their houses #so not like in public public and I think it was around midnight so I doubt the neighbors saw or anything #a pretty boring skinny dip story #but what I remember it was super fun #I think we were pretty tipsy/high/cross faded at the time #thank you for the questions lovely 🥰🥰🥰#ask #ask me shit

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frenchtwistresistance · 2 years ago

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Match Game ‘77 question: Did you hear the terrible news from down in the orange groves? They just discovered that drinking orange juice makes you _____.

The contestant says sterile, Just Some Guy and Brett have said gay.

Gene: Now wait a minute, Charles. You don’t have to answer the question, but you have a public forum here. Would you like to say a few words about Anita Bryant?

A beat.

Charles: Who?

#once again Charles Nelson reilly’s delivery just kills it. I love him so much #match game #said gay rights at 10am on a Thursday 😂#charles nelson reilly #anytime Anita Bryant is mentioned my brain recites that suzanne Sugarbaker rant about her:#It wasn’t like she was some homely girl who had to worry about all the homosexuals stealing all the good looking men or anything like that.#And you know the last time I saw her even her hair looked sort of deflated.#I watched match game on gsn a lot when I was in high school but my recent obsession with it has really deepened my understanding #of the cultural references of my other long-standing old ass tv show fave designing women #like Anthony has this whole metaphor about skiing bandini mountain in one episode and I just kind of figured it was local and ignored it #but then Betty white gave bandini as an answer to a question whose best answer was bullshit if that had been allowed #and explained that it was a brand of fertilizer and I looked up the ‘70s commercials for it #and lo and behold Anthony’s metaphor made so much more sense to me!

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justjwab · 5 months ago

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Top 10 posts customer service workers hate reading

very controversial opinion here, but sometimes customer service workers are the problem 😶

#once again reminded to be nice to the customers #reminds me of a time a customer wasn’t mean but was really overbearing and took like an hour to finish assembling his gift #admittedly a very nice gift for his mother #part of that hour was him coming back to the store and wrapping the box right in front of me #and he was doing such a terrible job i just ended up helping him anyway #i had to ask my boss to stop me if he came back because i couldn’t tell this guy to fuck off because he was being nice #but that kind of nice where you say stuff like oh i must be so annoying right now #yeah you are get out i wanna sit down #hate this post especially because i absolutely cant be mean at my job because most of the people who do get on my nerves are parents #who usually have their kids with them #and i always feel bad whenever i have to raise my voice at children or teenagers #like im not perfect and i know my shortcomings but what is this post achieving #not to mention being a little rude is normal we get angry for a reason thats why customer service workers put up with it #that and we need to keep our jobs and pay rent #and deal with 50 more customers for the rest of the day #but then again i guess that customer i got impatient with has to deal with 50 more cashiers today so tough world #I agree with op but its one of those things that is such a little problem compared to the other bigger problem #IM JUST BEING TOLD TO BE NICE AGAIN #if you made it this far you should read Bright-sided by Barbara Ehrenreich #its about toxic positivity in the united states #like why is everyone in this country so opposed to being upset #dont get me started on food service #which is already a high stress environment #with most of the staff in kitchen not even getting the opportunity to have a word with customers #and the ones that do are usually teenagers anyway who should not be judged for giving attitude #like i started these tags from the mind of a retail employee #but now i remember i worked in food service #some of the nastiest stuff you hear from people day to day isnt even from customers but your coworkers #who may have to pick up your slack if you fall behind whether thats your fault at all #anyway cool sentiment but this post reeks of i-never-worked-a-customer-service job or i-did-but-im-complicit-in-worker-suffering

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