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✞ 666 ✞

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Fannie Flagg style bedazzled sweater that says

I ❤️ Snake Oil

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imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora

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hate being at work. my coworker was like “I bought a neck thing for my neck pain on amazon the other day. it’s probably a scam lol” and I couldn’t even say “well just hope it’s not radioactive” because then everyone would look at me weird and I’d launch into a rant about the negative-ion producing pens available for sale on amazon and temu and aliexpress that are just radioactive, and I’d think that my little ramble was really cool and interesting but nobody else would and they’d just remember I bombed the conversation with a complete non-sequitur.

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twilight zone story in which a guy finds a niche gay fetish tumblr blog that exclusively complies pictures of guys who look uncomfortably similar to him with poorly written captions that evoke his lived experiences

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I always imagined it not being the computer voice, but being Lwaxana. Every episode is her narrating to her guests what happened at her daughter's workplace this week.

"Oh you'll never guess what happened to my daughter's starship this week. Apparently Jean-Luc, bless him, found some ancient mask from some dusty old species or another and the ship became some kind of Mayan temple. Oh, the scrapes they get into. So, are you single?"

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sometimes someone isn’t “toxic,” they’re just “abrasive.” or “mutagenic” or “highly flammable,” and you should always check their material safety data sheet to be sure

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we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women

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not watching severance and succession means i log on the day after an episode and everyone is like SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP THEYRE SO INSANE FOR THIS and the image cited is a man in a suit standing still in an otherwise blank, fluorescently-lit hallway. i'm happy for you guys or sorry that happened

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Dream Street

W. Eugene Smith, 1955-56

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good morning mutuals

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ABBA - Gimme Gimme Gimme

8-bit version (square waves)

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a litter of baby geiger counters gathered around their mother clicking peacefully

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You must know the only reason you got this job is because of your looks.

The Nanny – 4.01: Tart with Heart

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Angela Bassett | Town & Country(2025)