#and he'd be so willing too

[teddybeartoji]

you know it's serious when i want to inspect his mouth

[densewentz]

rookanis players: why isnt Lucanis' romance more passionate, more physical!! Why is he so subdued and quiet!! You barely even kiss!! Lucanis, fresh out of a year in a demonic torture pit, having just had one of his two remaining family members taken from him just as he's freed, almost losing Treviso to the elvhen gods which are a) apparently real and b) that he's apparently now responsible for killling and who, oh yeah, also is always literally on the brink of exhaustion because he can't sleep or his spite demon goes around causing mischief and sniffing people: rook, mi vida, please give me a break

[indecisive-dizzy]

crying over all the dirt on DJ Music Man again,,,

He just- SNIFF SOB He deserves to be clean and shiny like everyone elseeee waaaaaaahhhhgahhdjaa UGLY SOBBING 😭😭😭

Me with the biggest bucket and towel I could find with a small army of mop bots also holding buckets of water, towels, and soap.

Me: tears in my eyes, "Please- 🥺"

DJMM: ????

[bixels]

What did/do you like about Pharah?

Uh, gameplay-wise, I really love characters in shooters who rely on three-dimensional movement techs. Chaining together hover and jump to stay in the air for as long as possible and keep momentum is so satisfying, and picking enemies off from the sky made me feel like a bird of prey. I was a good Pharah main.

Story-wise, there unfortunately isn't much to canonically go off because Pharah is so underutilized and neglected. Her personality's pretty boilerplate "heroic hero" (she's literally inspired by Captain America).

But it's the crumbs/bits and pieces that I really latched onto. Pharah's a confirmed lesbian; her short story with Baptiste implies she harbors a crush on Mercy (fucking thank you.). She's biracial Egyptian/First Nations. She has major mommy issues, having grown up both admiring and resenting Ana. She's the bridge between Old Overwatch, inspired by the idealized heroes who surrounded her childhood, and New Overwatch. She's one of the only inter-generational characters in the cast; someone whose experiences span the gap, which is why I seriously believe Pharah would make a great main character.

There isn't much to go off of, though; she's a very uncomplicated character (she's a soldier for a private military corporation, lol.). But that just means she's a blank slate character, so I've seen fanfic writers run wild and create some really interesting takes on her. My favorite interpretation of her's a dense, herbo gym-bro type (a lot of her liens are about work outs, exercising, and playing sports) who's easily excitable under her seemingly self-serious, armored visage. We see how she tends to gloat and hype herself up when she's on a streak too, so Pharah definitely has a competitive and boastful side under her more professional and militant performance.

Now Mercy? Mercy is a real complex character.

[purpleshadow-star]

Personally, I think Andrew would really like the song "I Sent My Therapist To Therapy" by Alec Benjamin. I think he would find it super amusing. He plays it for Neil one day and asks him if he ghostwrote it. Neil isn't amused. He then plays it for Bee one day in therapy, and she finds it much more amusing, though he finds the following questions and analysis of why he finds it relatable were less so. Secretly, though, Bee is just happy that Andrew found something that he liked enough that he cared to share it.

[qoldenskies]

CC!Donnie and his music-his music that the canon brothers have already expressed their audible dislike towards offhandedly, and how he likes to play it so loud. I know it doesn't sound too bad, but I'm sure a lot of people have had their taste in music mocked (especially when you're a teenager) and it's never a good feeling

i mentioned his fear to show passion not long ago and this definitely applies, especially when it comes to things like with the spreadsheet its obvious he'll try to connect things like little comments like that to any perceived current fault-- like an i should have seen this coming. its why even though they werent extremely specific about what he enjoyed in the family meeting, he got the impression-- they don't want to hear about what he likes, especially when it comes to things they've already expressed distaste for.

even if his tastes shift i dont think they'll ever know about it; pretty much anything he gets up to in his personal time is something he keeps close to his chest and never talks about, very rarely even when prompted. a year or two down the the line i think they're going to come to the realization that they dont even KNOW what donnie enjoys anymore, outside of tech. it makes gift-giving kind of hard, doesnt it?

[eustasskiddsprosthetic]

I have a terrible idea just now.

Do you know those consultants (?) the people who help brides decide on what wedding dresses to get for their wedding day. I feel like Ace would be great at that job. He might not understand aesthetics very well—he finds all that high key boring—but he would put the bride first in every decision he makes. He'd smile and his flirtish side would come out in complimenting the bride to encourage them. He has definitely beat up more than a few annoying entourage.

What if femlaw is a customer one fine day and Ace is absolutely smitten! He knows she's off-limits, like get it together she's getting married, but she's so pretty! Ace loves her pouty lips, piercings, tattoos and slightly muscular shoulders. She's also very shy and timid. To Ace, that meant very cute.

He's determined to help her find the dress of her dreams!

He's happy to see that she seemed to have a good man who's willing to pay whatever she wanted and seemed to treat her affectionately. She deserves that much, anyway. When Ace asked what she wanted for her dress, Law just looked away, very clearly embarrassed. He reassured her that whatever she wanted can't be 'that bad'! She just said she wanted something simple and figure-hugging. Ace said sure and went to work.

After thirty minutes, Ace returned with five dresses for her to try. Ace told her to knock the door three times when she's ready for him to add accessories. Law thanked him and closed the door.

Ace was surprised to hear her knock the door in just ten minutes. He closed his webnovel and walked inside. Fuck- She was stunning. Despite doing this for a living, he never wanted to get married but he was having second thoughts now. To have a beautiful woman willingly dress up, put in effort to feel pretty just to be with you was an honour.

Ace finally understood why some men would simp so hard for their wives. He sure hoped Law's man simped for her. A girl like that isn't common at all!

"Ace, can I be honest with you?" She said. She had only spoken a few words to him up to this point, and they were mostly pleasantries. He was surprised when she stopped him from putting the veil on her head, though he sensed there was a deeper reason than her not liking it. "I don't want to get married. I'm not ready."

"Oh?" Ace knew he looked stupid. "What made you realise that?"

"I knew it when I realised I love this dress," she said softly. Nearly tearing up, she said, "Which is why I don't see myself walking up to him in it. I don't think I love him as much as I think I do."

"What do you want to do? The consult is free, you're not obliged to buy anything-"

"I know. Thank you," she said. They looked at their reflection in the mirror. She looked so tired all of a sudden. She looked like she would pass out from exhaustion. Ace felt bad for her. "To answer you... I don't know. I've wanted to call it off for a while now. Might as well before I sign anything binding."

"How are you going to do that?"

That was when she laughed slightly. Granted it was a sarcastic laugh but Ace ate it up all the same. He knew he was falling for her.

"Again, I don't know. But I'm tired of waiting for a plan," she said. She smiled triumphantly at Ace like she was proud for even saying she wanted to rebel. That's it. Ace was gone. "I'm going to be reckless and I'm going to castrate him and take his money!"

Ace's heart squeezed.

"I'll help," he said easily.

She smiled like she accepted the offer. Ace fell in love for the first time in his life.

[kuruna]

I finally gave Xan's wife a name ^.^ miss Erenia...

[cementcornfield]

the way i know it's taking everything in him not to say some ridiculous comment to the press rn 😭

[kokitschi]

i've been rewatching code geass and lelouch and kokichi are so similar... that's been making me think of an AU (or maybe even a possibility for canon kokichi?) in which Kokichi leads a rebellion group...

[sysig]

It’s hard to put on a bright face, in spite of everything (Patreon)

[soupandsorcery]

Thinking a lot about Beaux, as always, and pinning down their final form because I think they will end up being my canon Rook (sorry Mags, I love you).

Right now they're a nonbinary rogue, but I'm wondering if being a mage might fit better for them? I LOVE the rogue combat a lot, but they do give me sweet mage boy vibes sometimes, and I think it would be interesting to play around with that. They'd be a spell blade because they like getting into the mix too much to hang back for long, but I think it would work for them.

I'm also thinking a lot about their gender. Beaux is definitely transmasc, and I think they'd shift to he/they pronouns because that feels right for him.

[townofcadence]

DATE! >:D

@splinter-sister

Date?

Who asks for it:

[ ✅] Your muse asks mine

[✅ ] My muse asks yours

Type of date:

[✅ ] Platonic Date

[ ✅] Romantic Date

[ ✅] First Date

[ ] Double date with: ____ & ____

Location for the date:

[✅ ] Movies -   • [ ] Romantic Comedy -   • [ ] Adventure Movie -   • [ ] Animation (Pixar/Disney) -   • [ ✅] Horror (campy slasher with shots each time they make a bad decision) -   • [ ] Drama -   • [ ] Buddy Movie -   • [ ] ___ (other options)

[✅ ] Restaurant -   • [ ] Expensive/High Class -   • [ ✅] Small and familiar [Borgar!] -   • [ ] Fast Food

[✅ ] Nature -  • [ ✅] Beach -  • [✅ ] Park -  • [ ✅] Forest -      • [ ] …and having a picnic

[ ] Visiting a Museum

[✅ ] Visiting an amusement park

[✅ ] Visiting a haunted location

[✅ ] Staying at home -  • [✅ ] Watching movies -  • [✅ ] Playing Video Games -  • [ ] Reading

[✅ ] Looking for Trouble in abandoned buildings :3 (other options)

The date might hopefully end with…

[ ✅] …holding hands

[ ] …a kiss

[ ] …in bed

[✅ ] …knowing each other better 

[ ✅] …sleepover between friends (he'd let her crash in his apartment lol)

[ ] …a marriage proposal

[ ] (other options)

Should you reblog this?:

[ ] Yes. I want to send you one.

[✅ ] Yes. (i stole it from you >:3)

[ ] No.

[brionysea]

love this shot. it's like mike is inviting them into his mind/game ("alright, wheeler, i think we found your hub") + max and dustin are the ones who step into frame. i am staring at the implications

[s2pdoktopus]

Totally normal 10 year old mindset

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

Do you ever read a post where someone is explaining a pokitical thing and from the way they're saying you know with absolute certainty 1) they got their info from a tumblr post and have never actually followed up on how feasible that information actually is to act upon (they may not even have checked if it was CORRECT, but when they do they have clearly not looked into how easy or hard it may be to follow those instructions with a positive outcome), and 2) you know WHICH tumblr post they're quoting because it is basically a copy/paste of it, and 3) it was YOUR goddamn post and the thing they are saying is entirely counter to the point you were making when you said it to the point that you genuinely wonder if they just like. Memory-holed the entire context once they saw that one itty bitty point.

It's like the motherfuckiny dating apps all over again. I do not want people to love my words if they are not actually willing to do the work of understanding them! Didn't your kindergarten ever make you play Telephone to teach you how heresay falls out????