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theyre going to kill me because nobody in history has acted strangely and im the very first
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I hate how 3 pm is so close to 2 pm so there's an illusion that there's still time left in the day to do things but in reality 3 pm is also close to 4 pm and if it's close to 4 pm you might as well just wait till tomorrow. <- can't argue against this by the way.
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already 4pm? time flies when you're dumb and your life is falling apart
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afflicted by dual curse of "will cry listening to iris" and "watched the godawful nicolas cage movie the song came from and can't take it seriously". it's terminal
#.txt#it's a really bad movie btw#but deeply funny that nic cage as an angel becomes mortal because he has the hots for a human#and then she like. immediately gets hit by a truck or whatever and dies and he's stuck as a mortal
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which ao3 tag are you?
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"I should kill myself": self-serving, reactionary
"we should all kill ourselves": building community and connection, ideologically correct
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i fear it's one of those days for me
#.txt#NEIGHBOR SAID SHE MOVED AWAY FUNNY HOW IT RAINED ALL DAY. etc#and also the whole juliet simms part#i'm not coming back i've done something so terrible i'm terrified to speak but you'd expect that from me#KEEPING AN EYE ON THE WORLD SO MANY THOUSANDS OF FEET OFF THE GROUND#I'M OVER YOU NOW I'M AT HOME IN THE CLOUDS TOWERING OVER YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!
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Hana-Rawhiti Kareariki Maipi-Clarke, the youngest MP in Aotearoa, starts a haka to protest the first vote on a bill reinterpreting the 1840 Treaty of Waitangi
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my wisdom teeth seem to be trying to erupt and it hurts sooo bad and it's making me so so grumpy
#.txt#and it's a public holiday tomorrow so i dont even think i can go get numbing stuff#and if they do erupt they have to be removed cuz i had braces#and local anesthetic doesn't work at all on me and sedation is iffy#so if i need them removed its between no anesthetic and a general anesthetic#and i cant afford a dentist that will do a general and idk if the hospital dental will if i can get accepted by them
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woke up with "who am i kidding, i can't get past you / you are the cops, you are my student loans, you are a head-shaped hole in a sheetrock wall" stuck in my head. what does it mean
#.txt#not even the lyrics i usually listen to this song for. usually it's the whole#come on baby calm me down you're the only one who knows how#also i haven't listened to this song in a while so i'm not sure why i woke up with it in my head
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rb to give the previous person a fucking break because life aint life-ing the way its supposed to life and it fucking sucks.
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#like the effect absolutely hate the taste#unfortunately i have an unhealthy relationship with alcohol at times so i drink anyway#alcohol cw
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making a masterpost now of every time i run into a dead guy in skyrim with their whole pussy out
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#degree#working towards finishing my BA with good grades so i can do a BA(Hons) and get good grades on that#this is all so that if i ever WANT to do a PHD i don't have to do an MA#because if i get good grades in hons i can just do a PHD lol
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15?? More like 5.
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Customer: (not on record) DMV: DRUG-CKRAK/CRACK Verdict: DENIED
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