#and he’s relatable😔

[feelssogoodinmyarms]

fran farter my beloved

[chloesimaginationthings]

Glamrock Freddy's life is so hard in FNAF...

(Based off @/sweepswoop’s comic)

[staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty]

Imagine, if you will, that everyone single one of the primarchs ended up having a child EXCEPT Roboute Guilliman. He had no children.

in 30k that is

40k is an entirely different matter and the Emperor is screaming in Mexican abuela from the golden throne as Roboute deals with his lovely half-eldar child.

[residentfurry]

I think you're cute

I'll keep you in the cellar.

-

my new resident evil oc, C-8T, or Cee for short :)

[crystallizsch]

more blushy jamil in my life pls

[hexxter]

What if Luxu and Player encounter each other with each of the player’s reincarnation

Luxu who is stealing bodies vs the kid that keeps coming back to life

[vani-ash]

Raon if he was a K-drama CEO 😭

[hijinxinprogress]

Coffee addict Never sleeps Tim drake ❌ 

Solving cases in his sleep off 87 energy drinks Tim Drake ✅

The coffee addict never sleeps perpetually tired Tim Drake thing is a widely accepted headcanon however that was elementary school tim but after he stayed up for a week straight subsisting entirely on coffee to decipher the bat weekly patrol schedule and how it aligns with rogue attacks/Arkham breakouts, he crashed then when he woke up it was fucking wednesday so he missed his chance to commemorate his discovery with pictures of Robin and he decided that shit would never happen again and made himself an ‘efficient’ sleep schedule so he could run around doing fuck shit, add to his robin shrine, and stay on honor roll bc he was even more pissed to see the gotham gazette had pictures of Robin with an on site interview credited to Vicki Vale (listen bowl cut tim had a one sided beef with vicki vale that included tim judging who gets better pics of the bats but she isn’t even aware that she’s competing with a whole ass child 😭 he’s sitting at the table with a mug of orange juice and looks at the newspaper snorts and goes ‘fucking amateur I could do better’) 

Regularly unsupervised tiny businessman in training Tim ‘Ten hours of uninterrupted sleep?? That’s so inefficient not to mention fucking stupid’ Drake is so pissed he missed getting shots of Robin dropkicking a rogue from 6 six stories up (for absolutely no reason dick just thinks it’s fun) that he just takes at least 3 hour naps every eight hours 😭 he refuses to spend almost half a day sleeping ‘for no reason when he could be doing something productive’ 

And he still does this as a bat but it’s just easier to tell if he didn’t take his nap bc he has less than zero impulse control and he’s just fucking done with everything like the gcpd is terrified bc tim’s saying shit like ‘This guys a fucking moron, I could’ve done this in half the time without killing anyone fucking loser doesn’t he know if you keep them alive you can prolong the torture?’ and ‘you’re like all hysterical and for what 🤨 ‘you blew up 83% of Bristol waah’ stfu and fucking rebuild it?? It’s only rich mfs that live there, it’s just a matter of them opening their fucking wallets’ once a new recruit made the mistake of asking if robin had adult supervision regularly and Tim responded with ‘well if you’re gonna snitch to cps like a little bitch then yeah’ and that cop did snitch so tim fucking doxxed him

Yj has just accepted that sometimes they will find tim in an air vent, on the roof, in one of their closets, or something just fucking knocked out then an alarm will go off and he’ll just get up like nothing happened but for the first couple of months they were probably concerned bc ‘I’ve never seen you sleep?? wtf are you on man’ and Tim’s confused bc ‘I slept next to you this morning wdym??’ and that’s how yj discovers tim sleeps with his eyes open

But one of the worst things about Tim’s ‘time efficient sleep schedule’ nonsense is that it fucking works he’s one of the most well rested and coherent bats even after back to back Arkham breakouts however the absolute worst thing about his sleep schedule is the likelihood of going into the cave and seeing tim staring in a daze but wide eyed yet somehow never blinking at the batcomputer with 57 tabs open on top of being unresponsive and thinking he has a fucking concussion or he’s been replaced but he’s just doing case work while muttering nonsense in his fucking sleep for some reason

[iristial]

Dialogue like this really enforces that I may be a Glotta appreciator and Stomach Twins fan but I'm gonna need Shouma's siblings to die miserable, painful deaths to make up for a little under a quarter of Shouma's thought process here

Sweetie....Sachika will probably and literally burn down Stomach Inc. into ashes herself if she finds out what's been going on so your relatives have something to eat before she sends them packing to the afterlife because sure, they suck but it clearly pains you to kill them and how can she let her best employee of the month, the sweetest person to exist, down like that? Might as well give them a side dish, free on the house, along with that knuckle sandwich

[raddestrose]

I unfortunately AM Shen Qingqiu/ Yuan, cause I am OBLIVIOUS to when people like me

[sophsun1]

Queer As Folk – 2.02: All Better Now

[riickgrimes]

THE BEAR (2022-present) 2.09 | "Omelette"

[webshood]

i love my nonbinary he/they midwestern conservative wife

[cocogum]

Ruel wanted to gouge his ex-wife's eyes out for using his kamas to build a town.

Meanwhile ruru's gonna find out sooner or later that Yugo would fuck up his entire billions of suffering (from nagging, pleading, cosplaying as a homeless, bargaining, bidding, etc) by swallowing that town with a cute little wave lol

(his old broke ass is gonna feel more broke once he realizes the guy he wrote in his will to inherite his entire wealth will end up drowning his money in water either way.)

[ibetittering]

The washing machine one has more than one meaning if yk what I mean, anyways just learned my great grandma had ties to the mafia

(Part 13)

[bayetea]

just all of this from moa regarding frank/hazel/leo. the most uncomfortable romantic tension ever because nobody understands it and nobody involved wants it to be there

especially "Hazel's eyes glittered like gold. 'Gold is easy,' she said. It didn't seem that way to Leo--not when he looked at her." like we can interpret this in a few ways. what an interesting thing to think about a girl you just met

and the whole "if this is a private special thing that she's only done with her boyfriend then I either really don't want to try it or I really really do want to try it" like STOP cut the cameras