#and he’s all i don’t know what ur talking about

[phoenixfire7894]

Okay, this might be controversial but Hua Cheng is inherently not cool! And I don’t mean i don’t like him or anything, it’s just, the whole series is told via the perspective of Xie Lian and you know, Xie Lian thinks Hua Cheng is the most incredible person ever! He’s super biased!!

Like, mans made over ten thousand status to his crush he’s had since he was ten. Lowkey pathetic. Made an entire ghost town and named it “Flower City” because Xie Lian was a flower god. That is simp behavior. I’m a hundred percent certain that if we heard the internal monologue of Hua Cheng when talking to Xie Lian it would be him panicking cause he doesn’t wanna fuck up.

Now, the main reason I bring this up is that too many people don’t acknowledge that out of the two of them, Xie Lian is the cool one! Sure Xie Lian’s luck is garbage (hah pun cause he’s the trash god lmao) but he is inherently the coolest of the two.

Like, do you wanna know what is the most badass thing? It’s when the traditionally polite character loses their shit. Sure Hua Cheng burned the temples of 33 gods but that will never be as awesome as Xie Lian slapping Qi Rong across the face because he is typically level-headed and a lot needs to be done to make him react with such a way. There is nothing more badass than being calm and collected when the world goes to shit when you have the strength to resort to violence (excluding ur cousin being an asshole, this rule doesn’t apply then, beat the shit out of them).

Tldr: Xie Lian is cooler than Hua Cheng; Hua Cheng would probably agree with me so I’m probs right

Edit: So there has been some discussion about my post lol and I want to clear up some stuff. First of all, I don’t think I worded this very well which is my bad lmao (I kept the post above the same so that people know what others are talking about). I do think Hua Cheng is cool, I just also acknowledge that a lot of the book is told via Xie Lian’s perspective so his good traits are gonna shine through a lot more. I was thinking more through a lens of other onlookers watching the Tgcf events go down (which I didn’t clarify so obviously my bad). I stand by my opinion that out of the two of them, I think Xie Lian is cooler than Hua Cheng but that’s an obviously subjective opinion that is grounded by Xie Lian being my favorite character in the series. Also some people have said “pathetic” is not the right word to use. I was using “pathetic” in a more charming way here like the “I love pathetic men” type way. I thought that people would get that. I was wrong. (Super sorry, *strums ukulele*)

I’m very sorry to the ones I have offended with this post lmao.

Tldr (but for the edit): I made probably not the best worded post (my bad babes) but I feel bad and would like to say I also think Hua Cheng is cool, I just wanted to go through and highlight how Xie Lian is also badass.

[miumura]

HYPE BOY! ──── S.JAEYUN SMAU

8 — one of ur tricks…

Jake’s eyes darted to the vending machine behind him, his hands fidgeting with his phone. He had noticed you walking towards him from the corner of his eye—you, the one who had followed him on Twitter recently. And now you were coming right up to him.

His heart raced as a wave of nerves washed over him. He’d always been a bit anxious around new people, but this... this felt different. There was something about you that made his stomach twist in knots in a way that wasn’t entirely unpleasant.

“Hey, you’re Jake, right?” Your voice was cheerful, light, and it made Jake’s pulse quicken even more. His palms were getting sweaty just trying to process the fact that you were actually talking to him.

He swallowed hard, trying to act normal. “Yeah, that’s me. Jake. You’re Y/N?” he stammered, offering a slightly awkward smile, hoping you wouldn’t notice the full extent of how flustered he was.

“That’s me!” you replied cheerfully, your eyes darting to the vending machine beside him. You couldn’t help but notice the way he stood there, hesitating, his hands fidgeting slightly. He looked like someone who had just realized they were out of coins but was too shy to admit it.

Without a second thought, you reached into your pocket and pulled out your wallet, quickly flipping it open as you started rummaging for spare change. The movement caught Jake’s attention, and his brows furrowed slightly as he glanced between your hands and the vending machine.

“Oh no!” he blurted, holding up his hands in protest as his cheeks flushed. “I don’t need something from the vending machine!”

He laughed nervously, scratching the back of his neck as he tried to explain himself. “I was just… uh, standing here. You know, taking a break.” His attempt to cover up his awkwardness only made the situation more endearing.

“Then, let me just get you something,” you said with a soft smile, already pulling a coin from your wallet. “Something for taking up your time.”

Jake blinked, his mouth opening and closing as he tried to form a response. “What? No, no, that’s not necessary!” he said, his voice laced with panic. He stepped slightly closer, as if to stop you. “You’re not taking up my time at all!”

But your fingers were already hovering over the vending machine buttons, your determination clear. Jake let out a small, nervous laugh, rubbing the back of his neck as he realized he wasn’t going to change your mind.

“You really don’t have to—” he started, but his words faltered when you gave him a look, one that was both playful and resolute.

“It’s just a snack, Jake,” you said lightly, your tone leaving no room for argument. “Now, what’s your favorite?”

Jake hesitated, his eyes flickering between you and the vending machine. He could feel his cheeks heat up under your expectant gaze. Finally, he let out a small sigh of surrender. “I’ll just get the barbecue chips then…” he said, his voice trailing off, as if unsure if he was allowed to make the request.

A grin tugged at your lips as you nodded and quickly pressed the buttons to select the snack. The faint whir of the vending machine filled the air as the bag dropped into the tray below. You retrieved it and turned back to him, holding it out with a small flourish.

“Here you go,” you said cheerfully. “Barbecue chips, on the house.”

Jake took the bag from your hands, his fingers brushing against yours for just a second. “Thanks,” he said softly, his smile now genuine, though still tinged with a bit of bashful awkwardness. “I guess I owe you one now, huh?”

You raised an eyebrow playfully. “I’ll keep that in mind.”

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[maxdibert]

hii!! i love ur blog immensely, i literally spend so much time reading your analysis, and i agree with everything u say abt severus (my fav character), which is very rare for me

so, id like to know what do u think sev would be doing if he didnt have to go back to hogwarts at 21 and be forced to teach? like, if there was no voldemort (but everything else stayed the same like his childhood with lily, the marauders bullying him etc), what would he be doing nowadays? i always thought he would open his own potions store, maybe he'd try to heal from his past, find someone to love, idk, u probably have a more detailed answer lol

First of all, if Voldemort didn’t exist, I don’t think Severus would have ended up with the Death Eaters because, well, they wouldn’t exist, right? The story would be very different. I think his "break" with Lily might have taken longer, but eventually, they would have drifted apart quite a bit, and when she got together with James, it would likely have been Severus who distanced himself completely. Because, I mean, Severus isn’t exactly brimming with self-love, but I can’t imagine him handling his friend ending up with his bully very well, for obvious reasons. That said, I don’t think it would have been such a traumatic break but more like one of those friendships where, as you grow older, you just don’t have anything in common anymore and go in completely different directions. Then, one day, ten years later, you run into each other on the street and have no idea how to greet each other. You know what I mean?

That said, without him being part of the Death Eaters, without Voldemort in the picture, and without Lily dying and creating a lifelong guilt trauma that led him to sell his soul to Dumbledore—no, Severus wouldn’t have been a professor. At least not at Hogwarts, which is a pretty triggering place for his personal traumas. I see him dedicating himself to magical research and experimentation. I’m not sure if there’s an equivalent in the wizarding world, but like a typical Muggle university researcher working on specific scientific projects, only applied to magic. We’re talking about Severus Snape, the guy who rewrote his own Potions textbooks and invented complex spells as a teenager—the same Severus Snape who, despite everything, was a Slytherin, which means he has ambition. I think the perfect mix of those two things would have been dedicating himself to magical research, publishing his findings, and maybe—just maybe—teaching. But only teaching adult wizards who had already graduated from Hogwarts and wanted to further their skills by applying advanced knowledge. Like the equivalent of a university professor who only teaches because they’re required to in order to continue their doctorate.

I think with a life like that, with the peace to follow his own path and achieve his own successes, he could have healed from a lot of his issues. Probably not entirely, because the magical world sucks when it comes to managing mental health, but he could have moved on from Lily and built his own life.

[cheesecakethots]

you complain about mosquitos to xiao and he’ll mutter something about humans being so fragile, and act as though he doesn’t care.

if you wake up in the middle of the night however, you’ll find him hovering beside you, expression dark and focused, eyes darting around the room.

suddenly your mosquito problem is gone.

[dykedvonte]

Danse and Hancock work only after blind betrayal because it’s the equivalent of the one closeted person you kinda pity getting kicked out after being outted and you and your like 7 other faggot friends take them in and help them do a 180 on their outlook on life and personal style and get them to weed (possibly grape mentats in this case).

[girlsdads]

sooooo what we’re NOT gonna do is hold max responsible for his dad’s bs and we’re not gonna villainize him for the fact that his dad has influence over him we’re definitely not gonna do that right

[stunie]

ume

[monsterfuckermilligan]

i am not anti sam but i sometimes find myself hating sam because some samgirls are super into bio/gender essentialism whether or not they realize it. sam is a woman and dean is a man and sam is the victim and dean is his abuser like what show are you watching?

[fellhellion]

Something something the spot’s goofy antics distract from how dangerous his own entitlement and resentment is

[dexter-erotoph]

are you still the dexter velseb theory guy cause if so i'd love to hear your thoughts & ideas about it ^^ /nf

YESSSSA TY FOR REMINDING ME TO TALK ABOUT IT AFTER SM6 . i was thinking about this last night cuz it like just hit me That episode confirmed that dexter never had a father figure around OR he left early on . michelle doesn’t mention one at all she doesn’t say anything like his father took it hard too Nothing. and i LOVE that because it both implies a lot of stuff about his upbringing and puts things into more perspective AND ALSO leaves a TON of room for this theory . although i will say ever since theorising michelle being his mom i have like. switched over to that. loving the concept of dexter having a super strict forceful overbearing dad who wanted him to be a coldblooded killer just like him is like the main appeal of the theory to me but the canon thing instead being him only having a super gentle understanding mom?? JUST AS GOOD IF NOT BETTER. I LOVE BOTH. Idk if what im trying to say is clear enough so basically. i still love the theory and everything it entails but i dont actually believe it anymore. like it’s still real in my mind but i dont actually take it as real outside my brain does that make any sense at all

[abnormalpsychology]

thrilling sequel to my poll from back in January

[milflewis]

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[whumpy-wyrms]

hey guys

[reikunrei]

can’t stop imagining scott holding his hand out to a disheveled henry and saying “let’s take ibuprofen together :)”

[starscelly]

hm .

[inkykeiji]

*JJK Spoilers*

Yeah the next manga chapter was leaked and he’s OUT AND LOOKIN BETTER THAN EVER!!!! ^-^ I literally drooled and dropped to my knees when I saw hehehe

(I will say as someone who read up to this point- it is long and grueling after the Shibuya Arc into the Culling Game Arc)

jjk manga spoilers

AAAAAAAH IS HE REALLY OH MY GOD I COULD CRY I MISSED HIM SO MUCH 。ﾟ(ﾟﾉД｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡ i literally stopped reading after naoya died because i was like WELP all of my faves are dead or locked away and now i’m bored HAHAHA so i’ve just kinda been ??? waiting for daddy gojo to return. i promised myself i’d pick back up where i left off as soon as i knew he was outta the box so!!! i’m gonna catch up to bsd manga first and then i’ll start devoting time to jjk again hehe c: