#and he’s a philosophy professor

[gojonanami]

why did I check character ai and see an ai of professor geto fjfjfjf

[essektheylyss]

It remains so funny to me that Caleb's idea of 'settled' is definitely "stirring up revolutionary talk in the capital like a 19th century philosophy professor while his wanted criminal boyfriend shows up on his front porch once a week in the flimsiest disguise imaginable." Icon shit.

[cannibal-nightmares]

"Stein teaches NOT/EAT classes" - accurate to canon*

"Stein [primarily] teaches biology" - skewed(?) by canon shenanigans

"Stein teaches ethics" - not true at all but makes for a hilarious headcanon, let's play with it

[doriantomybasil]

you know when i first started studying philosophy i was like “hm i don’t really like kant” and i noticed that other people didn’t really like him either, some went as far as to say they hated him but i was like, i’m not gonna set my opinion in stone just yet, i’m gonna take a kant class next semester, and i did, and i’m so glad that i didn’t make up my mind about him before because now i hate that guy so fucking much i want to reanimate his corpse just so i can kill him with my bare hands

[orphyd]

The physical embodiment of a Banker's Lamp📚

[maulfucker]

idk who or what he is yet but I already love him

[daenysx]

got myself a new pink blush and chocolate chip cookies for staying alive with the headache & cramps at school

[laurelindebear]

Help

Why am I reading Wikipedia articles about post-structuralism and anti-humanism when I'm stupid-tired?

[catominor]

also like this drawing of his modern au version<3

[ghost-in-the-corner]

I'm currently catching up on Puppet History, and about halfway through the most recent episode (Pope's Nepobaby) and when the Professor read the quote about the dude getting ripped in half, I snorted.

When he got to the question, I didn't even wait a beat. "Chapter 8 of Machiavelli's Prince, thank you and good night."

Didn't even realize I said it until the Zach bought a letter. Then I just started laughing.

Do I win Puppet History? Am I a History Wizard??? 👀

[mataurin]

so riddler is a personal fav of mine (like everyone else ikik) but i’d love to see your design of him if you have one? tysm💕💕💕

I also love the riddler!!! I’ve never actually drawn him, so I don’t have much opinion on his design (although, as with most of them, btas holds a special place), but I remember forever ago on deviantart there was someone who drew him in riddler themed pajamas doing the morning crossword, and I found it so charming that it has been since stuck in my head as the ultimate depiction

[dykeseinfeld]

the only thing that guarantees you will not achieve your dream is if you give up pursuing it. you WILL be a professor, and you will excel in your field. your passion is so clear even from posts in this silly little app, I’m sure it’s awe-inspiring in person. it’s just like you said, SOMEBODY has to make it, now make sure that someone is you!!!!!!

actually you know what. a professor came into the bookstore a few months ago and we chit chatted and he said almost the exact same thing so. i’m taking this as a sign. thank you.

[ribbittrobbit]

one of my uni friends just had a baby and im losing my mind

[bunniesandbeheadings]

Checkmated the husband because I was trying to get a read on legacies or whatever. He was going on about the Duke of wellington.

I hit him with a, “so what was his name?”

“The Duke of well-“

“No that’s his title. What. Is. His. Name.”

He didn’t know.

This proves something but I don’t know what.

[elsbbg]

Girls when their favorite latin and philosophy teacher moves to another city and they’re on the verge of crying and a full mental brake down, I’m girls

He literally looks like he came out of Dead Poets Society, who the fuck will have intense conversations about books and poetry with me now

[pawphin]

time to work on my among us homework for school