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can’t find my eyeglasses and have been wearing prescription sunglasses all day, free me of this shadowy prison

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new variant on “your boos mean nothing; I’ve seen what makes you cheer”

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You actually do need noble lineage to rightfully rule, but since lineage doesn’t dilute, and given the historic sexual tendencies of people in power wrt their servants, eventually noble lineage spread wide enough that everyone had it and that’s why democracy happened.

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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “linguistics class” you'll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel nothin.

50 minutes later: dude i swear there's invisible words in these sentences

my ∅ friend, pacing: the determiner phrases are lying to us

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fall on your knees and hear the Angel voices and maybe you’ll calm down

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The Lily of Life: A Fairy Tale, 1913 by Helen Stratton (English, 1867–1961)

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possible sticker sheet, mayhap?

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Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

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I think there's some medias that you just cannot meaningfully engage with if your main priority is shipping

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my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."

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wikipedia editors are like if redditors were monks

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And after endless engineering calculations the result is achieved.

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