#and he won’t tell me

[mercurysketches]

skitters in. offers you a copia. i'm niceys now. treat for treat?

hmmm. okay. here u go

idk where he got the skull from tho

[tinkywinkyschauffeur2]

(they have made out passionately at least twice by this point)

I NEED TO THROW RAVIOLI INTO THE SUN. WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING. UNIRONIC ALPHA WOLF SHIRT????? GO AWAY. SHUT UP. HE CAME HE SAW HE FUCKED THE ROCK STAR. WHY??? WE DONT FUCKING KNOW. CARDINAL JONES YOU ARE DOOMED. YOUR TASTE IN MEN IS ATROCIOUS.

in other news Ravioli takes second place in my ranking of DotMPC characters smashability. he’s just that annoying and bad. horseshoe theory baby.

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

Okay 3 things

1. I was thinking about an aroace Sonic who says things that can be taken as wildly flirty/romantic but he just means them genuinely. “You have beautiful eyes, I keep getting distracted while looking at them,” not cause he’s interested romantically in them but because eyes can be really cool and pretty man I dunno what to tell you he likes looking at cool things and he thinks his friends are neat. “You’re the most beautiful person here,” because he really thinks that, he loves his friends

2. Sonic randomly dropping heartfelt genuine comments on his friends out of the blue completely blindsiding them and then moves on like nothing happened while they’re left going ?????? Bonus points if he does something immensely stupid or jerkish just before or immediately afterwards and they can’t tell if he was serious or not with the compliment (yes he was)

3. Sonic usually being so allergic to truly vulnerable moments that when he expresses something heartfelt randomly Tails thinks he’s been stabbed or something and does not believe him when he reassures him that he’s fine he’s fine he’s not dying yeesh

[hoechlinth]

eddie for literal months: I can’t ask chris to come home, I deserve to stew in my misery.

eddie the literal second he makes buck sad: chris you have to come back home rn, buck is sad.

[mobei-juns-wife]

[bookshopbentley]

something i noticed is that whenever crowley and aziraphale do have physical touch it’s always ( ? ) aziraphale initiating it . it’s aziraphale who occasionally puts his hand on crowley’s chest , arm , back , whatever to guide him . it’s aziraphale resting his hand on crowley’s arm to tell him something . it’s aziraphale took crowley’s hand to dance , something crowley would have never done otherwise . but the kiss . that is the first time crowley has been the one to initiate physical contact . the first time . and as far as he knows , the last .

[ikebanaka-art]

Song is Choke by I Don’t Know How But They Found Me

[satellite-runner]

being physically disabled as a young adult after being an physically active child in and physically active family, who still participates in the online spaces for physically active hobbies but cannot participate physically means… i’m a living nightmare. i talk to people who share this interest with me, and my existence is their worst nightmare. they see my crutches and hear that i cannot walk far or climb a ladder and think, thank god it isn’t me. my existence is horrible and unimaginable to able bodied people.

[elstabler]

we talk a lot about ‘i may not believe in god but i believe in you’ but not enough about ‘let me curse god for a while’ because that’s mulder’s way of saying he’s there to unburden scully, to really listen to her, to share her pain, to learn about her worries and take them from her to himself, and, more importantly, to be the bearer of a shaken faith so she can keep hers intact 😭

[lizaisdrawing]

MR. JOYFUL 🌈

[emmcfrxst]

this is high school benny miller as the captain of the football team 🫡

[foldingfittedsheets]

Me to my coworker: Hey I forgot my headphones, do you mind if I have the Good Place playing quietly at my station?

Coworker: No problem, I’ll just do my own thing.

Coworker: *Proceeds to talk over the show nonstop*

[butchmammon]

obey me stoners who’s in your dream blunt rotation who’s in your nightmare blunt rotation I’ll go first

dream: mammon (says really stupid stuff that makes you laugh really hard, can keep up with insane and convoluted bits), beel (experienced stoner, keeps a cool head when everyone else is fried out of their minds, always has munchies), belphie (really good at finding the most comfortable spot to smoke, passes out early so you don’t feel bad about getting sleepy), asmo (will fill the silence with chatter when you’re too high to think anymore, looks really pretty with hooded eyelids <3)

nightmare: levi (the filter is always wet when he passes it back to you :/), solomon (he’s your dealer but the kind that it feels really weird to smoke with yet he insists on smoking with you every time you buy from him), lucifer (NEEDS to fucking relax, gets paranoid instead), barbatos (seems completely unaffected by the blunt and makes you feel stupid)

[rederiss]

Headcanon unlocked: Jeremy knows how to shoot a gun and punch a bitch. He just chooses not to.

Look, I love softboy Jeremy. He rocks it. But I feel he got some hidden crazy behind those Lucious brown eyes. He just knows how to keep it under wraps as to not be THAT person anymore

[mochi-kitty]

The thing is.. I wonder if they could’ve found out the mole in their group sooner if Wally just trusted Bart more. Default Relationship Dynamics aside, Wally could’ve asked for help when he was doing the vibrate thing because Bart as a speedster can also do that (and I have to assume 4 hands are better than 2), but as Barts gotten his brain wiped he wouldn’t answer the call then Wally would’ve turned around and everyone’s attention would’ve been drawn to Bart dazed and holding his head while standing next to a creepy dude who wasn’t doing shit to help him.

I know Wally’s idea didn’t work in the end but still,,, idk I wonder

[bodega-catto]