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mercurysketches · 4 months ago

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skitters in. offers you a copia. i'm niceys now. treat for treat?

hmmm. okay. here u go

idk where he got the skull from tho

#trick or treat 24 #and he won’t tell me

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tinkywinkyschauffeur2 · 1 month ago

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(they have made out passionately at least twice by this point)

I NEED TO THROW RAVIOLI INTO THE SUN. WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING. UNIRONIC ALPHA WOLF SHIRT????? GO AWAY. SHUT UP. HE CAME HE SAW HE FUCKED THE ROCK STAR. WHY??? WE DONT FUCKING KNOW. CARDINAL JONES YOU ARE DOOMED. YOUR TASTE IN MEN IS ATROCIOUS.

in other news Ravioli takes second place in my ranking of DotMPC characters smashability. he’s just that annoying and bad. horseshoe theory baby.

#every centimetre i take off cardinals height i add to his eyebrows #this is so lazy and unfunny i’m sorry but i’m art blocked #severely #and sad #and too uncomfortable all the time to sit still enough to draw #there is no circumstance in which these two would have worked out #i keep forgetting that ravioli is mine #he’s like a malicious entity to me #hes still dghdwksjsgemmemmugumgum tho don’t get me wrong #i don’t don’t know what his fucking deal is #and he won’t tell me #mine #cardinal jones #ramoi voss

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ninja-knox-ur-sox-off · 11 days ago

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Okay 3 things

1. I was thinking about an aroace Sonic who says things that can be taken as wildly flirty/romantic but he just means them genuinely. “You have beautiful eyes, I keep getting distracted while looking at them,” not cause he’s interested romantically in them but because eyes can be really cool and pretty man I dunno what to tell you he likes looking at cool things and he thinks his friends are neat. “You’re the most beautiful person here,” because he really thinks that, he loves his friends

2. Sonic randomly dropping heartfelt genuine comments on his friends out of the blue completely blindsiding them and then moves on like nothing happened while they’re left going ?????? Bonus points if he does something immensely stupid or jerkish just before or immediately afterwards and they can’t tell if he was serious or not with the compliment (yes he was)

3. Sonic usually being so allergic to truly vulnerable moments that when he expresses something heartfelt randomly Tails thinks he’s been stabbed or something and does not believe him when he reassures him that he’s fine he’s fine he’s not dying yeesh

#KNOX ART (me)#Sonic the Hedgehog #Aroace Sonic #Rouge the Bat #miles tails prower #amy rose #knuckles the echidna #Shadow the Hedgehog #how to explain the fact that I think Amy crushing on aroace sonic is lovely. I love you but not like that and you liking me doesn’t make me #uncomfortable so you can keep doing it its okay i won’t’ ask you to get over it quickly no ones as fast as me #dysfunctional in the sense of Sonic says stuff like that without meaning it in that way and it feeds into Amy’s crush even though she knows #he’s not going to return her feelings #ALSO I DREW ROUGE!! SHE’S LOVELY!! OUGH!! I LOVE DRAWING WOMEN!!!!!#sonic dropping the fact that he views shadow in a very positive light after they’ve been at each others throats arguing for thirty minutes #multi-ship but make it mostly one-sided who isn’t’ a little bit in love with sonic romantically or platonically or anything else in between #look at him #then he scarfs down a chili dog and no one can take him seriously #drives them all absolutely insane with his nonsense #imagine hearing this dude say something genuinely heartfelt and for a second it flips your perspective of him #and then he’s telling you your eyeliner is crooked or pointing and laughing at you cause you stumbled or doing a handstand and bragging #about it and nope he’s exactly the same except IS HE?#hyper-competent sonic that leaves everyone wary of him #heartfelt sonic that makes so no one can ever quite hate him #jerk sonic so that no one can ever quite worry for him #I’m mentally ill over the hedgehog can you tell CAN YOU TELL????#HAPPY AROMANTIC AWARENESS WEEK IG THIS IS NICELY TIMED HGLKJSDLFAKS;LDJ #are we getting into ooc territory? I honestly couldn’t begin to tell you I’ve seen 3 clips of of rouge and Amy between the two of them HGLK #i forgot i wanted to do one of sonic asking shadow ‘can i hold your hand now’ and shadow looking at him like he’s insane

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mobei-juns-wife · 6 months ago

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#you can’t tell me this isn’t something SQH would say #SQQ definitely took him out via fan after he says it #svsss #shang qinghua #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #scum villian self saving system #cumplane #sqq #sqh #sqh: bro *smack* ow! *smack* pls *smack* it won’t be gay if you say no homo! *gets smacked into the heavens*

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bookshopbentley · 2 years ago

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something i noticed is that whenever crowley and aziraphale do have physical touch it’s always ( ? ) aziraphale initiating it . it’s aziraphale who occasionally puts his hand on crowley’s chest , arm , back , whatever to guide him . it’s aziraphale resting his hand on crowley’s arm to tell him something . it’s aziraphale took crowley’s hand to dance , something crowley would have never done otherwise . but the kiss . that is the first time crowley has been the one to initiate physical contact . the first time . and as far as he knows , the last .

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satellite-runner · 6 months ago

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being physically disabled as a young adult after being an physically active child in and physically active family, who still participates in the online spaces for physically active hobbies but cannot participate physically means… i’m a living nightmare. i talk to people who share this interest with me, and my existence is their worst nightmare. they see my crutches and hear that i cannot walk far or climb a ladder and think, thank god it isn’t me. my existence is horrible and unimaginable to able bodied people.

#i’ll never forget the guy who when i told him i was physically disabled and couldn’t walk much but could walk with aids #he said ‘oh that’s not that bad!’#he meant it genuinely and i understand where he’s coming from #but man #tell me you know nothing about disability without telling me you know nothing about disability #i just agreed and moved on but it stuck with me #cripple punk #cpunk #disabled #physically disabled #physical disability #spoonie #fibromyalgia #vent #this is a vent post #vent post #you can ignore this #this is about urbex but i don’t think it’s relevant so i won’t tag it #okay to reblog

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lizaisdrawing · 8 months ago

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MR. JOYFUL 🌈

#welcome home #welcome home puppet show #clownillustrations #my art #fanart #digital art #sketch #human jonesy joyful #wally darling #I am in love with this man ‼️#he definitely runs a music shop #and was in a band #you can’t tell me differently #I won’t listen #tpowh #welcome home au

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foldingfittedsheets · 4 months ago

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Me to my coworker: Hey I forgot my headphones, do you mind if I have the Good Place playing quietly at my station?

Coworker: No problem, I’ll just do my own thing.

Coworker: *Proceeds to talk over the show nonstop*

#ramblies #was dreading this day #I finished my commission and my next tactic is gonna be posting up on a bed with my kindle #surely he won’t come tell me why a tablet would be soooo much better than my kindle

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emmcfrxst · 3 months ago

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this is high school benny miller as the captain of the football team 🫡

#just to precise i am NOT writing high schooler AUs i am a grown ass woman LMAO but it’s background for the chilhood friends to lovers #***childhood #concept that won’t leave my fucking brain #with an angelic face like that u can’t tell me he wasn’t the golden boy.#benny miller x reader #ben miller x reader #triple frontier imagine #benny miller imagine #benny miller #ben miller #benjamin miller #triple frontier #garrett hedlund

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glittergoldie · 22 days ago

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obey me stoners who’s in your dream blunt rotation who’s in your nightmare blunt rotation I’ll go first

dream: mammon (says really stupid stuff that makes you laugh really hard, can keep up with insane and convoluted bits), beel (experienced stoner, keeps a cool head when everyone else is fried out of their minds, always has munchies), belphie (really good at finding the most comfortable spot to smoke, passes out early so you don’t feel bad about getting sleepy), asmo (will fill the silence with chatter when you’re too high to think anymore, looks really pretty with hooded eyelids <3)

nightmare: levi (the filter is always wet when he passes it back to you :/), solomon (he’s your dealer but the kind that it feels really weird to smoke with yet he insists on smoking with you every time you buy from him), lucifer (NEEDS to fucking relax, gets paranoid instead), barbatos (seems completely unaffected by the blunt and makes you feel stupid)

#obey me jesus gets an honorary spot in dream rotation rhat dude rocks #om jesus always has extra prerolls and dresses in really ugly comfy outfits and always makes you feel included #cw drugs #cw weed #obey me #obey me mammon #om jesus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me asmodeus #obey me lucifer #obey me leviathan #obey me solomon #obey me barbatos #reply or put in the tags who ur dream or nightmare blunt rotations are I wanna knowwww #I’m barking so loud I NEED to do bits with mammon when we’re high #dream blunt rotation #nightmare blunt rotation #I didn’t put diavolo in either of these spots even tho I think he’s the biggest stoner in the devildom and let me tell you why #he’s constantly stoned but he’s kind of annoying about it.#the kind of stoner that also disc golfs if you know what I mean #acts really normal bc hjs default state is stoned but he also won’t shut up about it #the kind of guy where you’re like ohhhh my god we get it you can outsmoke all of us #also might laugh at you for tapping out early #but like it’s a good-natured sort of laugh he’s not actually making fun of you #so you can’t really be mad at him but you are annoyed

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bodega-catto · 1 year ago

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#jjk #gojo satoru #geto suguru #jujutsu kaisen #sugusato #gego #satosugu #jjk manga #this is how the scene went actually #people try and make it into something else but Japanese fans where going crazy because of the wording #Geto used the jealous word you use with romantic couples #so yes he was indeed jealous of Gojo talking about other men #LMFAOOO #I’ve been telling y’all Gojo is the sappy romantic one and Geto is the possessive jealous one #but you guys won’t listen to me!!!!

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shaissa · 3 months ago

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#natalie scatorccio #shauna shipman #shaunanat #shorccio #jackienat #taylorccio #jackieshauna #shackie #jackieshaunanat #shauna x nat #jackie x nat #jackie x shauna #yellowjackets #*#i’m obsessed with this moment. earlier in the episode we see nat sitting outside just staring at jackie’s bones. she’s clearly been thinkin #this over. that they can’t just leave her there. a visual reminder of what they did. making them all feel sick #that jackie deserved better. that in death. even now that she’s just bones. she deserves a burial or something. and nat takes initiative.#comes up with a plan and shares it with the group. but even then she looks to shauna for permission or maybe reassurance? maybe it’s out of #respect. they all remember how shauna reacted when it was initially suggested they get rid of jackie’s body. this is hard on all of them #jackie’s death and what they did. but they all know it’s affecting shauna the most.#maybe nat is even hoping shauna will want to help or that someone else besides natalie is feeling the way she is. that she won’t have to do #this alone. that someone else wants to honor jackie or feels as sick as she does about it. and they clearly do!! so many of them feel that.#i mean maybe only shauna and taissa are feeling it as strongly as she does? but shauna is kind of in shock and sick with guilt and grief an #in no place to meet nat half way here. she’s retreating into herself. and tai doesn’t even remember eating jackie. think she’s still #processing that it even happened. that they all aren’t lying to her. and also dealing with the knowledge that she’s having memory gaps.#dissociating. so nobody that is present there with natalie is feeling the way she is. lottie seems to think it was necessary for their #survival (probably true and nat even tells jackie’s bones as much.) but lottie doesn’t seem to be feeling guilty and when she takes a mug #out to natalie while she’s wrapping the bones. nat seems angry at the way lottie is handling it. and travis offers to go with her but it #reads to me like he is worried about nat specifically and not that he’s feeling that bad about what happened. i think nat is just feeling s #alone in this episode. and the one person that gets that is shauna but she’s just not in an actionable state. just tells nat to take the

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spineless-lobster · 4 months ago

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Thinking about patroclus in the hades 2 trailer and begging to every god out there that he isn’t a placeholder or a glitch please I want my girl back I have to see her please give her back to me

#PLEASE HE’S ALL I HAVE!!!!!!!?#his husband has been fucking cubed he’s gotta help get him back #someone please tell me I’m not delusional in thinking this #please tell me there is one other person out there who is banking on him being in the game #I can’t be alone in this #patroclus #hades 2 #I won’t tag this as a spoiler since there is zero context and also he’s in the right(?) corner of the trailer #so like #idk

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24hrsoda · 2 months ago

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broke: talia isn’t ra’s’ heir because ra’s is sexist and wants a male heir and doesn’t trust a woman

woke: ra’s doesn’t want to make talia his heir to something that has simultaneously prolonged and destroyed his life

bespoke: ra’s does not want her to be the next ra’s al ghul because she wants to make her own path and decisions for herself and ra’s loves her and would do anything for her, his little girl, his darling daughter, and that includes allowing her to choose what she wants for herself, and being okay with that decision even if it means it drives them apart and she leaves the league entirely because all he wants is for her to be happy and not suffer form his choices

#is that how the meme goes #idk #he loves his daughter please don’t tell me otherwise. mostly because i won’t listen

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totallynotsilversora · 1 year ago

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So I had another head canon on twt about Uncanny Vash and basically what’s stopping people from drawing his pupils turning into slits or dilating whenever he’s about to snap?

Because trust me Knives canNOT be the only twin who can pull a thousand yard stare and scare the shit outta people like cmon:

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#trigun stampede #vash the stampede #Tristamp #uncanny Vash #tristamp vash #you’re telling me this guy won’t use this to further his Diablo agenda??#he could make his eyes do the sideway slit if he wanted to #seriously it’s so hard to notice if you’re not paying attention bc he looks so… disappointed #he can be outright mad if he wants to but no he CHOOSES to be disappointed in you #yes I’m thinking about episode 3 when he goes /enough already/ like he’s sternly scolding a child vs a grown adult #He got it from his bro

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mrmanbat · 3 months ago

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In honor of me not getting a Spotify wrapped here’s what I think the the bats got as their top artist (I know shit about music):

Babs: you can’t convince me she isn’t a audiobook girly.

Dick: panic! at the disco. I can not for the life of me tell you why.

Cass: Chappell Roan. She likes to play Chappell on patrol to fuck with the villains.

Jason: no one. He doesn’t listen to music. The emo bitch prefers the silence of his thoughts.

Steph: Hozior. Pretty self explanatory I think.

Tim: Green Day. Again- pretty self explanatory. (He lowkey gives me punk dad vibes but nepobaby?? I might be on something)

Duke: same reason as Cass but with Lady Gaga

Damian: Imagine Dragons. I’m sorry. You know it’s true.

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