#and gf is a death god instead of a demon

[sparkly-caroline]

Down the rabbit hole we go !!

FNF Rain Code AU yippee :D

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Bubbles watches SPN pt5? Annotations throughout the episodes.

Season 2

Series 2 breaking my heart right out of the gates huh

Dean Kill count: 4

I mean how even, bestie we have only just reached series 2

Omg sams acting during this scene is phenomonal

The relief on his face oh my lord it made me cry

JOHN YOU FUCKING LYING PIECE OF SHIT OF A DICKWAD

Did John Bitchester trade his life for Deans

Jup. Jup he did

What crazy fucked up child smiles at the clown standing in the garden staring at her in the middle of the night

It got long. Get readmored

GIRL WTF??? STRANGER DANGER?? (Small child let's clown into her house)

more thoughts. now this isn't always the case but very often um hitting someone is a taught behaviour, right. But um Dean hits Sam a couple of times and you can argue that this is because they live quite a violent life. but there's a theme, the things they fight always fight back, it is always violent towards them. but we see Dean hits Sam a couple of times when he's not being physically violent when they re just having an argument so um theory John bichester also beat the shit out of a dean

Jo! You cant be angy at them bc of the sins of the father

Because Dean and Sam are the main characters you get very used to them and their banter and so it becomes very familiar

meaning that now in the next episode when I got to see the intro where Dean is holding hostages?? My first reaction was literally to laugh and go 'oh dean what did you get yourself into this time'

SAMMY IS A CHRISTIAN???

Sometimes you learn things abt a man

Like a daily prayer, this guy?

SAMMY WTF

🎶my daddy shot your daddy in the head🎶

Why do they keep saying 'waste' instead of 'kill'

Dean death count:5

Welp nvm

HOW DID BOBBY KNOW SO QUICK???? (That Sam was possesed, I'm guessing)

I love that in this episode they basically called Bobby over to be their Dad

KATE??

Kate from teenwolf is abt to get killed

Thats great catharsis

And ofcourse the bitch dont die

John shouldve been killed so much sooner so bobby could raise em instead

Oh man I fucking love Madison (werewolf girlie)

I need her to be part of the gang

No

Nuhu

No no no

Im crying

I dont like this episode

Nono (werewolf girlie had to die)

YOU CANT MAKE DEAN CRY

ISNT MY BOY HURTING EBOUGH YET

No wtf

Dont hurt my boys like this

Wtffff

There better be Maddison lives ABO fics out there

I need this guy to have a sweet lovung gf

I mean, he has good puppy dog eyes for suffering and painBut like, the guy smiles real cute too yk

Yk. Them breaking in to get themselves arrestet is very funny and all until you remember that the fbi have a frigging open case on dean

IM SORRY IM IN PAIN AGAIN

You are telling me that Deans biggest wish is that their dad never went demon hunting and thus never got them ended up in this life

Oh my fucking god the mom is going to be alive isnt she

Bunbun (my friend) I dont like this show it hurts me more often than merlin did

Dean hahahah this man has no tact

No im sorry his exitement to mown a lawn is actually heartbtreaking

It shows how severely he lacked normalcy and how deeply he craves it

Another thought

The. Fact. That. John. Is. Still. Dead. In. Deans. Ideal. World.

*War flashbacks* (my fellow AFTG fans will understand)

His impact on the wolrd😭😭😭

No Bunbun help I literally -sobbed-

When dean is talking to johns grave 'why do I have to be the hero. Does mom not deserve her life? Doed sammy not deserve to be happy?'

Sam slaugher count: 1

Gotta love that the literal demon from hell says 'im proud of ya' more often than their own father does

Love that NOBODY is surprised the guy crawled out of hell (john bitchester)

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What is the full lore\story for fnf executed souls I need to know

Giving you the full lore is a lot??? Since thats literally 7 weeks worth of dialog and shit but i'll give you the best summary i can??? god it's still so much even looking at it- sorry in advance.

Fnf ex souls is an au where Keith (Bf) is a vessel for all 3 of Gabby's (Gf's) previous relationship partners (Senpai, Garcello, and Tabi) who died at the hands of Daddy Dearest. The concept that DD kills those he doesnt deem worthy of his daughter is not new- but in Ex-Souls the consequences are treated a lot more serious- He kills them in horrific ways regardless of if they pass his musical trials or not and the result of their seemingly out-of-nowhere disappearances causes Gabby to think they left because of HER, impairing her self image a lot more then canon Gf (This is why She wears a sweater and is a lot more modest then canon).

When she starts dating Keith, they find out that DD killed Senpai, and are told by Garcello and Tabi directly that DD cursed them before their deaths in their weeks (which happens one after another after another because Senpai's warning causes them to try and look into her ex's disappearances more). Feeling awful and with the support of Keith, she makes a vow with them to perform a special witch assisted Demon and Ghost ritual that allows the ghosts to live in her body with her- so that they can still have time to live until they're officially ready to go and she can be relieved her guilt.

The problem is that the ritual can only be done at midnight on Friday the 13th- and when DD and MM learn of Gabby's plans they race to catch her and Keith before they can complete the ritual. Gabby is caught in the chase- with only minutes to spare she tells Keith to leave but he knows this is important to her and chooses instead to use HIMSELF to complete the vessel part of the ritual. Evne though the ritual works and the souls are in Keith- he's a human and cannot withstand their abilities at full force or it will cause his body to erode (this is known as overdrive mode as ive called it). He's so stressed out by the situation that they learn of his inability to deal with the powere immediatly- the tutorial week literally would have been GF calming BF down from this overdrive in the graveyard where the ritual was held, with DD and MM in the background looking shocked and scared.

The ritual being fucked up and Keith's sacrifice for her causes Gabby to lash out for the first time and disown her parents- running away into the city with Keith and the souls (Their original plan was to use the souls power to teleport out of the city with no hassle, but Keith can't do that without breaking his body so they're stuck on foot.) This causes the rest of the weeks to play out- Bf and Gf hiding out with the spooky kids they babysat to lay low for a bit until skids newest dad and lila's boyfriend the lemon monster basically chases them out of there. Pico hunts them for a little bit, having been manipulated by DD into thinking the Ex (Keith) he still cared about was being forcefully possessed by ghosts under Gf being a brat and not wanting to let her old partners go- but he stops chasing once he's convinced that Bf is still himself. They have an encounter with MM who apologizes and says she doesnt agree with DD, getting them a personal bus to take them outta town. Captain (tankman) is in charge of the bus- and they have to rap him once more as DD calls him up and tries to convince him to kill BF or DD will kill his husband Steve. In the end GF ends up distracting her dad enough for Steve to get away and for them to make it out of the city.

The Au from then on is a normal cottage life between Gf and Bf in the countryside. Spending time taking care of the Spirits issues until they pass on naturally and Gf and Bf live in happiness without them.

[chidoroki]

182 Days of TPN - Day 139

Chapter 139: "Demon Search, Part 2"

Yo demons can be so rude. Norman's extermination plan is extreme and while I think it should only target the aristocrats and those in charge of any farms instead of drag down innocent lives down as well, these select few randos can bite the dust too simply because they're making fun of one of the kindest demons this series has to offer.

I know this world runs differently and the demons only see us as food, so this scene is essentially like us watching fish or something on a conveyor belt being tossed out, but it's still a hard scene to witness as these are literal babies.

His panic over stealing from the farm is actually kinda cute and I love how quickly his intentions changed, even from him switching from saying "it" to "her." He could've very well just had her for dinner, possibly improving the state of his face (since eating other humans haven't really worked in the past so who knows if she would've helped or not), yet he decides to treat her as family instead because of the empathy he feels simply because both their faces are a little messed up.

Someone please help this precious demon, he's trying his absolute hardest to figure out how to raise a human child and it's adorable! It means everything that he's raising her as his own daughter and not as food like the plantation mothers/sisters are forced to do. I wish he has an official name though aside from us just referring to him as Ayshe's dad because he's just so special and I love him. He's tied with Lucas & Alex as one of the best parents in the series and I'll go as far to say he's my second favorite out of the whole roster. (no need to ask about number one when it's obvious.)

I don't have any strong opinions on Zazie, like he's okay, I don't necessarily like or dislike him a great amount, but I gotta say that killing this amazing dad ain't gonna reward him with brownie points.

A moment of relief for me that this scene wasn't animated because I'm sure it would've made me tear up. Poor guy didn't deserve this.

Of course, by extension, this means that Ayshe didn't need to suffer this unfortunate loss either. This whole event sorta parallels the shelter raid, to the point where Andrew & his men invaded the escapee's home & ended up killing Yuugo & Lucas. Only difference is the children managed to escape their pursuer while Ayshe was basically captured by hers. We learn later on that Norman was already knowledgeable with the demon language at this point, so it's pretty bold of him to bring this traumatized girl back with him to paradise knowing fully well that she's hellbent on ending their lives.

I'm.. starting to remember why Norman is my least favorite of the fullscore trio and unfortunately it's partly due to all the pain he caused Ayshe to experience. Granted, her father's death was a direct result of Zazie's attacks, but it goes without saying that the kid was acting on Norman's orders. Sorry not sorry but I don't do well with people who make my favorites suffer, just look at all the dislike I have towards the demon god (the effects the reward had on Emma), Andrew (killing bunker dads & the injuries inflicted on Dominic & Chris), the GF demon (taking my queen's life), and Peter (he's a Ratri, there's literally so much I could list here). Norman isn't as bad as the rest of them, but eh, I can't find it in myself to adore him as much as Ray or Emma.

It's smart of her to remain quiet though. She can't risk acting out, whether it be on her desires or just being rebellious, since she's seen first hand how powerful the Lambda crew is.

Not really relevant to these panels but it's what made me think of this.. I wish we got to see Ayshe and Emma interact more. Or at all, actually. Ayshe learning that someone like our best girl actually cares this much for demons must have been such a relief to hear. I get that Ayshe kept quiet around the Lambda crew because of the stuff regarding her father, but she couldn't really bond with the other paradise hideout kids either since they all have opposing opinions about demons than she does.

HELP she is so darn adorable!! I would've been fine if Ayshe remained this cool assassin throughout the whole story because I really do love those cold, silent characters but being able to see her have a little silly side is such a pleasant surprise.

Just because Ayshe is now an ally doesn't mean that the idea of assassins magically goes away! That's still a concern!

Favorite panel/moment:

I pretty much adore every moment of the flashbacks between Ayshe and her dad, even the tiny moments we get in this panel are super cute. Norman wondered in ch127 if it was possible to refrain eating your favorite food if it asked you, so let me tell him that this tiny, happy family is living proof of that! Aaahh, they deserved so much better! (ALSO, the lights on the small table behind them are identical to the ones Ray & Mujika used back in ch45, so it's cool that all kinds of demons use those plants the same way.)

Ayshe has many lovable panels as well, but the tiny one here has a special place in my heart for some reason.

[goblinbugthing]

ok so there’s stuff in my brain again. thoughts

basically i have this group of 7 ocs that i originally made during my dra phase and haven’t touched in years, but ive been thinking about them a lot recently and ive started to feel like revamping their characters, giving them a good old redesign, and rewriting them and their story.

ofc im gonna remake them so they’re less. yknow, really terribly written. but when i say i wanna rewrite their story i mean i wanna turn it into a fic, instead of just remaking them and leaving them alone and rotting again.

im gonna ramble more under the cut, but that’s the basics of what’s happening in my brain rn

(cw for mentions of cults, human experimentation, death/murder, and implied abuse)

anyway, these guys are pretty old characters — i made the first two of them when i was like 11 — and so of course, they are. Not Good. and its gonna take a solid amount of work to actually fix them up and make them decent. but i really want to.

lemme introduce their dumbasses real quick:

first of all, we’ve got jay! real creative name, i know (/sarcasm). they’re 16, agender, intersex, and bisexual, using they/them pronouns, and they’re a human experiment. they were abandoned when they were 6 by their (super religious) parents who thought they were a fucking demon, and they got picked up by some cultists that claimed to work for an orphanage. spoiler alert, they did not work for an orphanage, and those fuckers grabbed jay, dragged them to a facility, and experimented on them for the next 10 years. those experiments turned them into a shapeshifter. dont ask me how because i dont know. they’ve also got several very badly written mental illnesses, as is the usual with creepypasta ocs. oh yeah they were a creepypasta oc btw

then there’s jay’s gf, willow. she’s 17, cis, pan, and ace, using she/her pronouns, and she’s just a normal human girl with no special abilities. but she does have a shitty dad and a dead mother. she and jay kill her dad after a bunch of Wild Shit. violent revenge, yay!

aaand cora. she’s 17, cis, bisexual (i think, i cant find her info anywhere), and uses she/her. she’s jay’s identical twin, and also a normal human, but she has psychokinesis. like she can move stuff with her brain. cool

next on the list is sigasi. she’s 21, cis, and aroace, using she/her pronouns, and she’s also a human experiment. jay sees her as an older sister, but they’re not actually related. she’s not a shapeshifter like them, but she’s got weird void claw hands and some fucked up wings that don’t work.

and then oh dear god, delta sun. he’s 26 (i think), cis, neptunic, demiromantic, and asexual, using he/him pronouns, and he’s in the same boat as jay and sigasi. instead of being kidnapped, though, he was given to the cultists by his mother (who thought he was a demon) and was raised in the experimentation facility. also, he’s half angel. his dad is an angel while his mom is a (super religious) human.

and SPEAKING of delta’s mom, it’s hope! she’s technically in her 50s but she died at 27, cishet and uses she/her pronouns. she’s essentially just hara before hara, but she is SO MUCH MORE INSANE. LITERALLY. she’s super religious and superstitious, she’s scared of everything, she’s been gaslit and indoctrinated into the same cult that the human experimenting fuckwads are in, she’s dead, she’s fucking crazy, she’s so badly written. i love her.

and as for delta’s dad, that would be ea. he’s 427, completely genderless, and doesn’t label his sexuality. uses all pronouns because fuck it, and they’re a somewhat biblically accurate angel. i dont have much info on him unfortunately, and what i do have written down is unimportant.

as you can see, three of them are human experiments. this is because i had a phase where i was obsessed with human experimentation. i thought it was so fucking cool.

anyway! the lore behind these bastards is super complex and ive been hyperfixating on that for a few days. i dragged some old shit out of the abyss to actually remember stuff about them, and uh. god theyre so badly written it hurts me.

fuck it im making a lore doc

[kaleidoru]

Still no art bc I'm feeling a bit unwell : ( so instead I thought I'd share some LORE tonight. You may have seen some tags on my posts like "oc group: (name of planet)" for grouping all chars of a planet under them so you could see who lives where / who is associated with who.

Here's some very basic info of the planet groups and the people in charge and the basic plotlines. My GF is in charge of Mercury, Venus and Neptune so I'll add info on them when they're ready. I'm still working on Jupiterra (Jupiter) on my end. But here's what's up so far:

Saturnalia: The planet created by Samael (aka Sam). Due to the selfish actions of Sam's moon, Pandora, the world has undergone a mass extinction, and now the few survivors that remain have banded around Sam to help him try to fix things before their situation gets even worse. The top half is a mysterious and strange toy land where most things are made of various materials... and the inner core of the planet acts as a giant prison and processing plant for all the universe's evil souls, gathered up by Saturnalia's reaper, Lebka, whom receives souls from the other planets' death gods/deities/reapers.

Marzon: the planet created by Jaro, it's pockmarked with craters and dust storms from the carnage he wrings out of it in revenge against his own people for their past disrespectful treatment of him and treating him as a tool/servant. For that reason, there is a civil war between those who support him and those who would wish to be 'god slayers', even if it would doom them.

Ouranos: the planet created by Caelus. It's both a holy planet and also a major tourist/party and entertainment planet due to the two siblings running it, Caelus and his sister (who is owned by my gf). Due to an infestation of Space Worms and Wormholes opening in the area, the main cities are protected by giant magic domes, with the rest of the world outside battered by blizzards to force the worms into hibernation. The guardian OPHAN unit of the planet, Kushiel, is in a one-angel clean up crew trying to deal with the infestation to help his gods out.

Plutonia & Gigaia: Plutonia is a dwarf planet that is not classified as part of the major planet group, but one Frax chose to create for and rule over instead of Gigaia, the main setting that our other OCs live on. He was meant to develop Gigaia, but aside from creating a blank slate planet-wise, Gigaia turned into a group project between all the gods on Frax's behalf. The Council of Angels and Demons were left to manage it, but there is a power struggle between both sides on how to best lead the mortals into the next era.

[moodymelanist]

Potential nessian prompt-

Cassian thought his gf was just super into Halloween but turns out she’s an actual witch and Nesta dated him against her better judgement after Tomas but he doesn’t even care he just gets excited about magic lol

this is amazing thank you so much for sending this one in. happy Halloween 🎃👻

“So let me get this straight,” Cassian said, still in a state of disbelief. “You’re not just really into witch cosplay?”

“Oh, for the love of…” Nesta trailed off, throwing her hands up in the air. “I’m a witch, Cassian! I thought you knew this already!”

Cassian had been dating Nesta for almost six months at this point, and she still managed to find ways to surprise him. He’d always thought she was just super dedicated to the Halloween aesthetic all year round, so he’d never thought anything of the spooky to downright creepy stuff he’d seen and experienced with her.

Really close relationship to her cat? He just figured she had a soft spot for strays. Super old books written in Latin? You could get anything off Etsy these days. A heavy pot that looked like something out of Hocus Pocus? Maybe she was just super into cooking stews.

But then he’d walked in on her doing an honest to God ritual in her living room, fully intending to use the spare key she’d given him to surprise her with a homemade dinner, and instead had come to the realization that she was actually a witch and not just someone who looked phenomenal in black robes.

“Well now I just feel kind of stupid,” Cassian eventually replied. He finally unfroze from where he’d stopped right in the entryway and started making his way over to the kitchen so he could prepare the dinner he’d intended. “So what kind of a witch are you? Wait, is that rude to ask?”

He heard Nesta sigh from the living room before she got up and walked into the kitchen, snagging a seat at the nearby table. “Kind of, but I’ll let it slide because I like you. Witches — spellcasters, really — train in all sorts of things, but I’m most talented with Old Magic. Death magic, to be specific.”

“Old Magic?” he asked. He turned to face her as he stopped unpacking the ingredients for spaghetti carbonara. “What does that mean?”

“I’ve definitely complained about this to you before,” she grumbled, an adorable frown taking over her face. Death witch or not, she was just as beautiful — even more so, now that Cassian was seemingly finding out the truth. “All the kids today got hooked on Harry Potter and think magic is about charms and using wands and flying on a broomstick. Back in my day, you joined a coven and became someone’s apprentice if you were lucky.”

“Right. New Magic is stupid, then.” He made a choice not to think too hard about the back in my day comment for his own sanity, but to be honest, if his girlfriend turned out to be a serious cougar… well. It wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. “Wait, but when did you tell me you were a witch?”

“Cassian, we literally met right outside a spellcasting supply store,” Nesta answered slowly. “You’ve met members of my coven. You’ve heard me speak demonic languages. Why wouldn’t you know this?”

Cassian thought back to all the things she’d mentioned and realized just how oblivious he’d been. Not noticing the store was one thing, but now that she was pointing things out, it seemed incredibly obvious. Emerie and Gwyn had been lovely, although at the time he’d just assumed equally committed to the Halloween aesthetic as Nesta, and he’d just figured the languages were something he’d never heard before.

“I just assumed you were really into Halloween,” Cassian said sheepishly. Now that his girlfriend had laid everything out for him, he felt like the biggest idiot on the planet. What the hell was someone as clearly powerful and accomplished as her doing with a regular guy like him? “Which… feels really stupid and I completely understand if you don’t want me around anymore.”

Nesta just stared at him like he’d grown three heads. “Why would I not want you around anymore?”

“Because I’m an idiot who didn’t even realize his girlfriend was a real witch? And an insanely powerful one at that?”

“You’re not an idiot. If anything, I’m the idiot for assuming you already knew and thinking you didn’t have a problem with what I am.”

“Why would I have a problem with it?” Cassian asked, even more confused about the turn in conversation. Nesta was staring at him like she expected him to freak out in a bad way, and that wouldn’t do. “Nes, this is so fucking cool. Are you kidding me? My girlfriend is powerful as hell and can keep herself safe. Who wouldn’t think this is awesome?”

Nesta looked at him like she couldn’t quite believe what was coming out of his mouth. “Really? You don’t think this is… weird?”

“Sweetheart, this is the coolest thing that’s ever happened to me,” he told her, delighted when she blushed and looked down at her knees. “You’re the coolest thing that’s ever happened to me. Who the fuck made you feel differently so I can beat them up?”

“Trust me, it’s been taken care of,” she promised, looking back up with a secretive smile. “I’m just glad you feel that way. Now move over, I have a spell for this.”

“You’ve had all these spells and you’ve been holding out on me all this time?” he asked. He was more than happy to move out of the way and let her do her thing, but now he had even more questions. “Wait, have you been holding out on me?”

“Of course not, baby,” Nesta responded sweetly. She muttered an incantation and the food began unpacking itself, utensils and pans easily maneuvering around the kitchen before Cassian’s eyes. “Why do you think you leave here so well-rested?”

Cassian didn’t have an immediate response, but by the time his girlfriend was through with him for the evening, he’d certainly gathered an answer.

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top 5 ouat moments? i've only seen a few eps but everything i've heard about the show is wild so i'm curious

jesus christ let's go

first and foremost I would be absolutely refuckingmiss if I didn't talk about Emma and stupid fucking eyeliner Captain Hook absolutely sucking face in the goddamn cursed jungles of Neverland while an absolutely demonic Peter Pan was skittering around abducting children. absolutely insane payoff to that sexual tension. this woman's annoying 12 (???) year old has been abducted by his own shit-eating immortal great-grandfather and she has this absolute mess of a wet one-handed man dragging himself after her in 700 pounds of leather rambling about how he's in love with her because they have the same abandonment issues... and he was right. she truly said fuck it I will climb this particular leather-bound tree don't mind if I do. this might as well happen. most desperate make out ever aired on a network that doesn't allow kissing with tongue. goth kings do not despair there is a jock gf out there for you and if you go on enough stupid little adventures together she WILL want to peg you.

do you guys remember when Belle went off on an adventure by herself for a episode and she had the absolute KICKIEST little leather booty shorts outfit you ever did see? god. a fashion icon. and then she met this flamboyant CGI Lumiere which absolutely no goddamn sense because he wasn't even, like, IN the Beast's castle because the Beast was just Rumplestiltskin and he had a completely different deal but OUAT was only kept alive through the goodwill of terminally unhinged Disney adults so they had to pepper in little movie references no matter how misplaced and inexplicable they were? okay good now that we've layed the groundwork for that one let's talk about this:

when Elsa and the cast of Frozen showed up as major supporting characters for an entire arc in goddamn live action LESS THAN A YEAR after the movie came out. hello??? HELLO??? unhinged. also very funny how the show played exactly as fast and loose with Frozen as they did with all the older Disney fare up to and including introducing Elsa's Evil Ice Aunt Who No One Ever Mentioned Even Though She Has The Same Goddamn Powers Don't Worry About It.

okay sorry I've sat on this long enough but we simply MUST discuss that a not insignificant chunk of Rumpelstiltskin's backstory is that his wife left him for Captain Hook. and then however many decades later (like every fairy tale character in this show was 500 years old because of *magic* and no one talked about it) Captain Hook came back and. god you guys are not going to believe this. he came back, still the exact same age, and he cucked Rumplestiltskin's son (WHOMST HE ALSO MET AS A CHILD) with tremendous success. please see point #1 again. if you need a reminder. this is so funny and I will genuinely never get over it. this show is nothing but convoluted connections between public domain characters but that is by FAR the most insane. Henry better watch his fucking back when he grows up because this patrilineal is evidently cursed with Getting Cucked By Captain Hook Disease. "Makenzie that's crazy what are the odds it would happen a third time" WHAT ARE THE ODDS IT WOULD HAPPEN TWICE. of all the women you could have fallen gobsmackingly stupid in love with. it was your stepson's baby mama. idiot.

the final season finally coughing up some canon gay rep in its death throes but instead of getting a really popular existing ship like Mulan/Sleeping Beauty together or canonizing a beloved Disney character common headcanoned as queer like the aforementioned Elsa they decided to get Little Red Riding Hood together with never-before-seen Dorothy Wizardofoz in a 5 second scene that was disrespectful to Mulan, Aurora, the audience, and Dorothy's book gf Ozma.

and I'm like barely even scratching the surface here. OUAT is insane. a pre-MCU-fame Sebastian Stan is there for a few episodes. Star Wars is canon. there's an alternate universe based on classic horror instead of fairy tales and everything is black and white there. Christian Gray is a pretty significant character in season 1. Rapunzel showed up like three different times and was a a completely different character each time. Maleficent and Zorro had sex. Emma Stone wishes her Cruella had a SLIVER of what Victoria Smurfit was bringing to the role.

[xxtoothachexx]

Hi!! If you don't mind could I request an angsty scenario?

How would the hashira (either all or any of your choosing, don't want to stress you out!!) react to their s/o (gender non conforming/nonbinary) saving them from a member of the twelve kizuki but dying in the process? Maybe the s/o is calm thru it all and is trying to not make their bf/gf sad- giving them a warm smile before they go..

Its ok if you don't feel comfortable writing this! Hdbfjdhdh

a/n: death isn’t something I’m against writing so don’t worry! this actually interested me! I did all the hashira but I’m splitting them all up in groups of 3

part 1 (includes: rengoku, sanemi, uzui)

part 2 (includes: giyuu, gyomei, muichrio)

part 3 (includes: obanai, mitsuri, shinobu)

warnings: HEAVY SPOILERS TO THE MANGA, death, blood, hints to suicidal tendencies in some and general sadness and angst

Hashira reacting their s/o’s death

Rengoku

Ever since he’d become a demon slayer he lived by the rule of everyone’s lives over his own. Even when you joined him along on missions with your own promise of rather dying than letting a demon place a single finger on someone innocent, he’d silently assure himself it’d never happen. He’d always save you before you’d even get a chance.

And he thought that was how it’d be when the demon lashed out in an inescapable attack aimed directly at him. Crimson blood splattered through the air when the attack met flesh but he never felt the pain.

Instead of himself, it was you on the ground, gasping for breaths and desperately trying to push yourself back up onto unsteady feet to continue the fight. Before another blow could land, he scooped you up and placed you off to the side, then faced the demon himself with a burning fury in his bones.

Tired and emotionally wrecked he soon found his way back to you. He shucked his haori off his own shoulders to cover you up, not wanting to face the alarming amounts of your own blood pooling around you. Tears welled up but he fought them back. He didn’t want you to see him cry in your last moments. He feared it’d make you feel guilty

He carefully pulled you closer to him and brushed your hair soothingly from your face, then cupped your cheek in his rough hand. He spoke uncharacteristically softly to you, low enough for only you to hear. “You did so well y/n, I’m so proud of you. I love you so much.” Every word he told you was kind and filled with love.

Once the life left your glossy eyes he let himself cry while still holding you close. He couldn’t care about the blood staining his uniform or the people watching on. He’d lost one of the sole things he swore to protect.

Sanemi

Sanemi had never felt more angry in his life. For a man who was always on the edge for almost all of his life he’d never felt the red hot anger coursing through his veins other than now. All he saw was red the minute you fell to the ground.

The smiles and soft words of assurance you were giving him did nothing more than have the opposite effect on him. You shouldn’t be smiling, there was nothing to smile about. And not a single thing was okay, why won’t you stop trying to tell him differently?

You were dying, and there wasn’t a single damn thing he could do about it. He felt like he was eight again, helplessly watching his mom try and tell him she was alright even when his own father would strike her until she was bloody.

Scratch that, he felt like the day Masachika died in almost a conveniently similar way, begging the gods for his friend’s life over his while he died in his helpless arms. The both of you held so much in common. Your kindness was eventually your downfalling.

“Sanemi, it’s okay. I’ll be okay.” No you wouldn’t. Your voice was faint. You were losing consciousness quickly and becoming weaker by the second.

“Shut up!” He snapped, immediately regretting it. “Shit, I’m sorry. I’m so fucking sorry.” Why didn’t you let him take the hit that was so clearly meant for him. “I’m sorry I can’t fucking do anything, just please hang in for a few more seconds.” He was crying now. It didn’t matter how stupid he looked sobbing over something he couldn’t fix, the tears were falling uncontrollably.

“It’s okay Sanemi, just try and worry about yourself. I love you.” You went limp soon after the words left your mouth and Sanemi collapsed over your body, sobbing. He held you tightly just like he wished he’d done more before.

Tengen

It was no question that he was strong. He could take a hit that would be the certain end to others and he’d be able to get up and keep fighting. You, on the other hand, were more fragile than him. So why in the hell did you jump in front of the attack instead of letting it hit him?

It didn’t matter if he walked away with more scars or even missing a limb, you shouldn’t have done that. You were so valuable to him, just as much as any of his other wives. He’d hold your own life over his in a heartbeat. But he couldn’t do that anymore.

“Talk to me y/n, please just talk to me.” His voice was cold and flat, robbed of its usual flamboyance. He felt as if he raised it in the slightest you’d disappear right from his hands. He ran one hand through your hair and lowered it to wipe the blood alng your mouth.

“It hurts a lot.” You tried to laugh but only coughed up more blood. “I hope you don’t hate me for this.” Tengen’s eyes softened and he shook his head but didn’t answer audibly. Carefully, he pulled you against his chest to hold you closer.

It broke his heart to know you were in pain, he’d give anything to make it go away. It didn’t matter that he could go home to his other wives. You were just as amazing and had a piece of his heart ever since you’d first met. He’d loved and cared for you the same as the others. And it hurt just as much as if anyone else was in your place.

He couldn’t bear the thought of delivering the news home. That would make it true. So instead he tried his best to just focus on you in the moment. The way the rising sun glowed against your skin. The warmth made a pale smile tug at your lips while the two of you watched it make it’s way over the horizon.

Leaning down, he caught your lips in a kiss. “I love you y/n.” You didn’t get to answer but he knew you loved him too.

[g-taire]

episodes 5 & 6 let's go!

shax is actually really good, but i think that's only because miranda richardson is incredible

again "maggie and nina are depending on us" BUT WHY? literally the only reason you're doing this is because you lied to michael about it and they sent muriel and none of the other angels actually know what love is, so how hard would it be to prove. oh. unless aziraphale is referring to maggie's crush, in which case i care even less because nina outright rejected maggie. move on!

"just enjoying the show" nina they weren't even talking that loudly and you just got here what a weird way to butt into a conversation with two people you don't even like. also you're very nosy considering how much you don't like people in your own business. anyway, embarrassingly heavy handed dialogue here.

i have to stop nitpicking or my post is going to be a mile long and since i haven't used a read more yet, it feels wrong to start now. sorry to your dash or whatever.

i don't take back my miranda comment, but god this scene is dragging on. the interrupting demon bit was funny a few times, but we're 12 minutes in.

ok so nina's gf takes herself out with the trash. great. what was the point then.

i get that aziraphale is using miracles to make them all happy and austenian but like again, why am i supposed to care about nina and maggie!!!!!!!!!!!

"there is something REALLY wrong" WELL MAYBE SPIT IT OUT INSTEAD OF DRAWING THIS CONVERSATION OUT POINTLESSLY

ik it's for the drama of the .05 second pride and prejudice dance but god! it's just fanfic tropes, like it's not good, it's just fan service, and not even GOOD fan service

FINALLY some idiot bureaucracy. actually wish it was real and one of crowley's lesser known demonic thingys

ew david's angel wig is so bad but i do like that he's wearing off-white instead of white. why is his tattoo so low and bad

"she's braver than anyone i know" because she's an idiot and egging on a demonic power that she knows nothing about, but has proven itself deadly already?

oh! now they're in the bookshop! well done you moron! they literally couldn't think of a cleverer way to get the demons inside? really?

i REALLY don't like the implication that crowley was ever a "throne/dominion/above" because THE WHOLE POINT IS THAT THEY'RE NOBODIES!!!!! THEY AREN'T SPECIAL!!!!! THEY'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE THE MAIN CHARACTERS!!!

i just remembered that tumblr dash automatically cuts long posts off anyway so i'm going to keep going

anyway, i don't want to say i was wrong, but i get the sense that the whole "being written out of existence" stuff might actually not be right, and i'm even more confused by the choices they've made this season than ever because otherwise WHAT WAS THE POINT!!! it's a gun, it needs to go off!!! jesus!!!!!

"some kind of institutional problem" allllllmoooooost touching on the main themes!!!! i'm sure this won't get muddled or undermined at all by one of the main character's (who isn't supposed to be a main character!!!!!!) actions

they're not seriously doing gabriel/beezlebub are they? i thought that was a collective joke? right, guys? right????

aww. flashback of anna as beezlebub. i loved her, she's such a good actress. go watch north and south, she has a small role but it's a fantastic mini series. or, god bletchly circle! anyway, either are better than wasting your time on this shit. (no shade to shelley conn, she's been great! i just am not as familiar with her filmography. bridgerton? most recently, i think?)

anyway, gabriel, you really don't recognize beezlebub with the fucking giant fly hat? really?

oh no. we're like actually doing a speed run of beezlebub/gabriel. why. just why.

the inconsistencies in the miracle use is driving me insane. why can crowley bring someone back from the dead (mustache man) but like aziraphale couldn't miracle people out of the shop earlier? one seems a bit more outside the range of certain abilities aka life and death

why is this even a question posed to either gabriel or beezlebub? why suddenly allow them to run away? they pitched a big enough fit about azirpahale and crowely

OH! Book of Life mention!

oh okay, that doesn't come to anything. sure. ok.

god they're really hammering home the whole nina/maggie aziraphale/crowley stuff huh. just really hitting us in the head. just. as subtle as a car crash. if only i cared about them. if only we spent time developing them. i'm sure they're attempting to subvert our expectations or whatever bc maggie and nina don't get together (yet. "angel" vomit), but it didn't work.

the crow road by iain banks i'm sure that will have literally anything to do with...... something. eventually.

"like the old times" god i hate that they retconned the meeting. the book meeting in the garden is PERFECT and shouldn't have been fucked with. i'm sure someone much smarter than me can articulate all the reasons why, but literally FUCK the rewrite of their first meeting

"obviously you said no to hell, you're the bad guys" i really thought they couldn't destroy his character more. jesus christ!!!!!!! this is why you don't let ONE HALF of a writing pair take over — of course they're going to write their angsty self insert in whatever way they want (though i do think they did crowley dirty, just not as bad) but GOOD LORD NEIL talk about murdering your irl best friend's character for?? what??

what happened to humanity, what happened to our side, what happened to literally ANY of the growth from s1? (different and better in the book, but along the same vein)

48 minutes into the FINALE and we finally have some semblance of a relevant plot???? the second coming????? why wasn't THIS the plot of season 2?? oh , that's right, so they could milk it for more money. great.

I don't have words. I don't think i'll write anything more on the topic (for the 3 people who have liked this post lmao), but jesus christ, i've never seen something fumble the bag that hard. like, this is actually embarrassing. i went into this with low expectations (didn't think s2 should exist) and by god did they find a shovel and dig.

it's such a disservice to terry prachett just first and foremost. there's a lot of lore about how they passed the drafts back and forth, editing each other into oblivion until their writing was seamless, etc, but it's so very, very clear that neil gaiman needed terry prachett to rein him in, to keep him on message, to... accomplish what the book accomplished. i've only read one other book by gaiman, american gods, and it was a slog in desperate need of a heavy handed editor, and this continues to reaffirm that belief for me.

If you cut out everything — Nina/Maggie, the flashbacks which honestly cheapened Actually Good moments from s1 and juuuust draaaagged oooonnn, all the stupid shit with Gabriel, you’re left with Metatron setting the second coming into motion. that could have been ONE episode, tops.

why did I need SIX episodes to set that up??????

all the info related to it came in the last five minutes anyway!!!!!!

to then hear from neil gaiman himself that s2 was just to set up s3?? to set up the """""REAL""""" sequel?? i'm sorry, you're such a shit writer you couldn't do that from the LITERAL SOURCE MATERIAL?! THAT YOU CO-WROTE?

It’s so clearly a money grab that, while I didn’t really like neil gaiman to start with, has left such a nasty taste in my mouth regarding him. i can't even touch the whole bit about them literally not wanting to write a sequel. deliberately!

what an embarrassment. my expectations were low, but jesus christ

oh gomens season 2 is bad bad, okay

[shinobusupremecy]

Shinobu x f!reader

A/N: God I'm so pissed, I accidently uploaded it too early, forgot to screenshot the request and just ughh I'm so fricking mad! Thank you anon for the request and sorry for my mistake!

Basically the request was about the trio and you going to mountain natagumo in season 1. Instead of Shinobu saving Zenitsu she saved you instead (you two are gfs) so Shinobu teased you about you turning into a spider.

“Can you all just hold up for a second!?” You all paused to look at Zenitsu with questioning looks. “I’m scared! Now that we’re finally here on our destination I’m quaking in my boots!” Zenitsu continued to shake and cry while Inouske looked down on him. 

You, Tanjiro, Zenitsu and Inosuke had finally reached Natagumo mountain. The vibes you got from it was overflowing with death and bad vibes. You shivered a bit while Inosuke seemed way too eager to go to the mountains.

“Why the hell is his ass on the ground? Hella creepy” Zenitsu became quick to defend himself.

“Who are you to talk, Pig Face!? Don’t tell me you’re not getting weird vibes from that mountain!” You sighed. 

“Guys, I really think we need to get going. Who knows what lives could be lost while we’re out here talking?” You spoke up with a worried look etched on your face. 

“I must say I agree with Y/N. What good will it do if you just sit down on the ground Zenitsu?” Tanjiro said while closing his eyes and slightly shaking his head.

“Told you he’s creepy” You lightly slapped Inosukes head giving him a disapproving look. “What? He is creepy” You glared at him and Inosuke turned his head away from you all while huffing. 

“I AM ANYTHING BUT CREEPY! I’M THE NORMAL ONE! YOU GUYS ARE THE ABNORMAL ONES!” You began to tap your foot impatiently.

Tanjiro soon began to stiffen up before running away. Inosuke and you following in suit. Zenitsu whined to wait for him. 

You all saw a demon slayer laying on the ground crying while blood ran down his face.

“H-help me!” Before you guys could do anything his back rose up and he flew backwards straight into the forest. He screamed as he disappeared and you felt a shiver run down your spine. 

Tanjiro and Inosuke didn’t say much and went into the mountains leaving you and Zenitsu behind. 

“T-they left us” Zenitsu stuttered out.

“Well, their reasons are justified. The people in there need us, they can’t wait for us any longer. Come on Zenitsu, let’s get going” Zenitsu shook his head still quivering. You let out a hum thinking deeply on how to approach the situation before your face lit up. 

You crouched down to Zenitsu patting his back. 

“You knooww~ Tanjiro has Nezuko. If you wanna reach her then you should get going” Zenitsu looked at you surprised before grabbing your wrist and he started to run. 

“WHY WOULD HE BRING NEZUKO-CHAN IN THIS DANGEROUS FOREST! IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT!” He screeched. You tried your best to keep up with his speed. 

-

You panted and coughed. 

“You sure run a lot when it comes to Nezuko” You wheezed out. 

“W-where are you Tanjiro and Inosuke!? Don’t leave me and Y/N-chan all by ourselves!” Zenitsu shouted. 

Sounds of tree ruffling reached your ears and Zenitsu began to scream. You ran to him and covered his mouth with your hand. 

“Zenitsu please! It’s just some crows flying away. If you scream so much we will attract attention and will not be able to move smoothly to the others!” Zenitsu nodded and you smiled at him, trying to comfort him by patting him on the back. 

You and Zenitsu continued to walk down a random path, you trying your best to be on the lookout for the others while comforting a scared Zenitsu. Soon enough you two reached a clearing and the sight you saw shocked you both.

A house was floating above. Wait. No, threads were holding it up. People were hanging down and some were in worse condition than others. Some looked bald and had bruises all over with short limbs. Least to say you were disgusted with the sight. But the smell was enough to kill all fragile flies in a 50 meter radius.

Zenitsu plucked his noce already looking a bit dizzy and you couldn’t blame him. The smell really was enough to make you vomit on the spot. 

You suddenly heard creaks coming from the house and there you saw a giant spider with a human head. Your eyes widened and Zenitsu finally yelled. 

“AHHH WHAT IS THAT!?” The spider began to cackle before he got to utter a word Zenitsu cut him off. “Y’know what!? I refuse to talk with someone like you!” Zenitsu yelled and began to run away, once again grabbing your hand. 

“There’s no reason to run away! You’re already loosing” The spider said as he looked at you. 

“The hell are you blabbering about!? I don’t wanna talk to you, capiche!?” Zenitsu yelled as he continued to run.

“It seems like you don’t know what’s happening right now. You see, you there my friend is in a very dire situation!” He pointed one of his hairy legs at you. You stopped running, making Zenitsu almost fall on you. You looked at your hands and saw it was purple, veins popping out everywhere and a big gross circle blister. 

“It’s venom! A spider must’ve bitten you. The venom will make you turn into a spider. Give it thrity minutes and you’ll turn into my spider slave, crawling around doing whatever I say!” The big spider began to cackle loudly. You began to shake, fear and anger the only emotions you’re expressing. 

The spider brought out a clock showing when you will begin to feel immense pain and when your limbs will begin to shrink. You had enough of hearing this bringing out your swords.

“Hmmm? You still wanna fight?” The spider laughed at you. You narrowed your eyes at him, your brows furrowing together. 

Zenitsu tried to once again grab your hand and run away but you slapped his hand away.

“Go find the others! I’ll be fine!” Zenitsu shook his head. A spiderderling suddenly came from behind and tried to bite Zenitsu. You kicked the spider away. 

“I said go! I’m not gonna let you become a spider like me now go!” You yelled. Zenitsu hugged you before running away. 

Dozens of spiderlings began to attack you and you started to run away, quickly climbing up a tree and jumping from branch to branch. You moved your hand through your hair as an attempt to calm yourself. You suddenly felt your hair fall off with ease, hair strands on your hand. 

The spider began to laugh more and more.  

You jumped straight to him, he spit some sort of purple liquid at you which you dodged mid-air. He hissed in slight frustration.

“Hey! What are you waiting for? Attack her!” The spiderlings jumped after you and you avoided them, all with fair ease, some you kicked away. Knowing they were technically human you cannot slice them. 

The big spider once again tried to hit you with that purple liquid which you jumped away from. 

‘Alright, focus’ You closed your eyes, taking your stance. The spider spit his purple liquid at you again. Your hands began to shake uncontrollably. 

‘I have to finish this quickly’ The spiderlings attempted to pounce on you once again but you quickly jumped and rolled away from them. You tried to prepare your breathing technique but was interrupted with you coughing out blood. All the spiders took their chance and jumped on you, covering your body entirely. 

‘Finally’ You thought and sended all the spiders flying away from you. You quickly moved from tree to tree finally meeting face to face with the big spider. His horrified shocked face will forever be one to remember. Your blade satisfyingly separated his head from his body and you fell on the house with a large thud. 

Your adrenaline faded away and the pain began to increase and increase. You felt hot wet sensation run down your nose.

‘Ah, nosebleed’ You sighed out and quickly came to regret it with the shock of pain you got from that one move alone. 

You heard cawing and looked to your right to see your crow with tears in her eyes. 

“Hi...please call...for help” Your crow let her tears fall before flying away. 

You began thinking of your life. Your childhood, when you became a demon slayer and Shinobu.

You closed your eyes, in your head you saw you and Shinobu's moments together like a movie. You smiled with tears in your eyes. You opened your eyes to see the moon when you saw something flutter in the corner of your eyes. It looked like a butterfly. 

‘Ah, Shinobu, you came. This is so embarrassing. I’ll never hear the end of this” You thought bitterly. 

Shinobu tapped down from the sky beside you and her mouth formed an “o” before smiling.

“Moshi moshi~ Good evening Y/N! You must’ve really gotten into trouble this time” Your eyes snapped to her, you wanted to say something but couldn’t, Shinobu watched with pity as you tried to speak. 

“I...saw...you and...me” You finally manage to croak out. Shinobu looked down at you, processing your words before it clicked in her head. 

“Wow, it seems like you were near death! Since you saw life flash before your eyes it means that you’re trying to avoid death by looking through your memories! I myself have never experienced that before so don’t take my word for it” You smiled at her words, her voice doing a great job to soothe you despite the current state you’re in. 

Shinobu then placed her finger on your head. 

“Great! You did a great job on slowing down the poison with your breathing. Of course you did great, I was the one who taught you that!” Shinobu looked at your limbs seeing them still shrinking. “My my, it seems like you’re gonna turn into a spiderling soon! Such a shame, my girlfriend turning into a disgusting looking spiderling or maybe you’ll manage to hold your beauty in tact even as a spiderling. That would be something for me to remember! Now, do you wanna try that?” 

“N-no” 

“What? I can’t hear you” You frowned at her words knowing full well she heard you.

“My my Y/n we have spoken about this. You really do need to speak up. If you waste so much time you’ll turn into a spiderling!” 

Even at your weak state you managed to muster up a glare at Shinobu.

“Alright, I’m sorry. I’ll turn you back now, I’ll be shunned by the other hashiras if they find out you turned into a spiderling because of me” Shinobu let out a light chuckle before taking your short arm, easily puncturing a needle through your skin and reaching a vein. You smiled at Shinobu before closing your eyes letting sleep engulf you whole.  

-

Your eyes slowly fluttered open, you began to instantly feel unwelcoming pain and you groaned. 

“Ah, finally you’re awake! I’ve been waiting to kiss your face for hours now!” Shinobu quickly placed kisses all over your face before kissing your lips.

“Thanks Shinobu. I was welcomed with immense pain but seeing you makes me feel much better” Shinobu cupped your cheek. 

“Aww, corny as usual” You scoffed, very offended by Shinobu's comment as you were about to hit her lightly on her arm you soon realized that your short baby arms didn’t even come near Shinobu.

“Hmmm? Can’t hit me now can you?” Shinobu quickly teased.

“Just you wait!” You said as you gritted your teeth.

“Your revenge plan has to wait for now. Until then, I’ll brace myself for your wrath” Shinobu giggled and poked your nose.

“Now drink this medicine” Shinobu helped you get up before letting you drink the whole medicine. 

Your eyes widened when you were hit with a shocking disgusting taste that came with the medicine. You were about to spit it out but Shinbou quickly covered your mouth with her hand, lifting your head up forcing you to swallow it. 

“Ew! What the hell did you feed me!? I thought you teasing me long enough for me to almost turn into a spiderling was enough, now you had to poison me too!?” You yelled, raising your baby arms in frustration. The sight of you raising your baby arms with a pout on your face was so adorable to Shinobu! She swore she was gonna remember this moment forever. 

“I’m sorry darling but it’s the only medicine that will make your limbs grow to normal. You’ll have to hold on for a little longer” Shinobu kissed your lips which you happily returned. 

“Love you, now I gotta go and treat the other patients” You nodded.

Shinobu was about to leave your room before she paused. 

“Oh and you have to drink that medicine three times a day” 

“ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?”

[robbyrobinson]

What if the Night and the Axolotl Were Related?

More of a crazy theory that I don't see being true due to the fact that it heavily relies on Easter eggs/coincidences.

In the promo for Amphibia Season 2, we see what appears to be Marcy Wu being possessed by the enigmatic eldritch abomination and Andrias' master the Night. We hear what could be him speaking to Marcy telling her that it was time for her to "say goodbye to those friends of hers."

With Marcy being fully possessed, we see that she is wearing what looks like armor or at the least, she merged with the Night through some unknown means. But looking carefully at Marcy's form, what comes to mind when taking a more analytical glance at it?

An axolotl.

Now, that by itself isn't really significant at first glance, but I want you to really think about it: what other Disney show featured an axolotl or at least alluded to one? That's right: Gravity Falls.

You would know of the Axolotl first from the backward message Bill gave when he was being erased as a means of invoking his name. In one of the non-canon books, Dipper and Mabel meet the amphibian god in all his frilly glory and he tells them some nice facts on Bill.

So with that, it got me thinking back to how the Night's appearance appeared to resemble an axolotl in its "horn-like" appendages. So, here is where the theory comes in: what if there is some connection between the Night and the Axolotl.

The Axolotl...don't worry, not going to suggest that he is evil. For the most part, the Axolotl appeared to be a benevolent being, though he did have contempt for Bill Cipher. I mean Bill was a dimension-destroying bastard so can you blame him? But even then, he is implied to have given Bill a second chance at life...but in a different form and a different time should Bill wish to shirk the blame of his past sins. So instead of suggesting that the Axolotl is two-faced...what if instead, he had an evil brother and that brother would be the one attempting to undo some prophecy in the world of Amphibia?

I mean, it would make a lot of sense. The Night takes on an amphibian-esque appearance and is implied to be a near godlike being. What if the Night shares similar powers to the Axolotl and, much like the triangular, demon nacho, struck deals for its own end?

Of course, the two shows are different in terms of writing, characterization, and there is the fact that just because Matt worked on one show does not mean an automatic connection between them. But...the show does have a few nods towards Gravity Falls, some subtle, more blatant. Like, take the Curator from the Wax Museum episode who is not only voiced by Hirsch but looks like Grunkle Stan in a frog form. Or take how it has a similar dark comedy regarding death. But the Axolotl having a brother would also fit in snuggly with the sets of twins we have in GF: Dipper and Mabel; Stanley and Stanford, etc.

So, the idea I have fuming in my mind is that the Night and the Axolotl are siblings each with supernatural powers to give them deity status. It could be that the revenge that the Night is seeking is on his brother.

[sexhaver]

You get to talk about dark souls lore with a hot new player damn you’ve won life. At least for now haha the benefits of that will fade but you’ve got something special for now :)

me: "so most characters throughout the game tell you to link the fire, but the thing is, linking the fire and extending the Age of Fire only benefits the gods and is directly harmful for humans. furthermore, as shown by almost every demon in the game having died and turned to stone as their fires go out, and how small the First Flame is in the flame-linking ending, the Age of Fire has been extended for so long that the fire is almost out. all of your fighting and pain and sacrifice amounts to extending the status quo into one last pathetic death rattle before plunging the world into darkness. by letting the flame go out and heralding in the Age of Dark, you allow humanity to rise and take power from the gods, exactly as Gwyn feared so many ages ago. usurping the flame has much the same effect, but instead of every human being equal, you would have used the power of Hollowing to absorb the power of the First Flame within yourself, much as you absorb the boss souls to gain their power. this seems like it would be good; however, there is reason to believe that the Sable Church of Londor has been manipulating you throughout the questline, although their motivations for doing so are unknown. furthermore,"

my gf: (dying to iudex gundyr for the 12th time)

[chidoroki]

TPN - “Dreams Come True”

What better way to cheer up the TPN fandom after the second season’s final episode than with the special exhibition chapter finally being fully translated. I caught glimpses of a few pages here and there over the past couple months but seeing all the children live happily together in the human world in their own little village that they made close to Emma and Alex warms my heart. Of course I would’ve loved if we got to see more of the GP Resistance (because the anime denied us of them) but following the GF kids around the world as they experience their dreams is fair enough. We started the series alongside them so might as well finish strong with them too. I really loved seeing everyone grow up but no matter how old they get or how much time passes, I’ll probably never get used to seeing Emma without her iconic “63194.” It’s a bittersweet feeling for me, but her smiles bring me so much joy and I’m beyond happy that she accepted everyone into her life as they accepted her without her memories.

I haven’t a clue on how much time passed since everyone found Emma in ch181 to now, but seeing her call out everyone’s names is a little detail that I love so much considering she had no idea who anyone was at first. Trying to remember 60+ names doesn’t seem like an easy task to me. No doubt I was just as shocked as our girl upon learning these mere children bought a goddamn plane! We learn in a couple pages that it’s because of Norman’s company that they can afford it, but still, he’s like 15 or 16 now? He’s still a child! And I’m impressed! Not only at him, but that Oliver and Violet became pilots as well! It’s especially cute when you remember that Lucas gave Oliver a little toy plane during their time at Goldy Pond.

Speaking of GP, is it just me or does Emma’s current outfit resemble her GP one just a little bit? Sure we have no idea what color scheme this one has but come on, the short jacket, the dark shirt and jeans.. just imagine it! Jemima, Yvette, Alicia and Mark remade Gillian’s original GP outfit sometime before the Grace Field Raid arc (ch137 extra page) so I don’t doubt they could’ve done the same for Emma. Of course that’s just me being completely hopeful and missing the Goldy Pond arc to death but yeah! I’m also so happy to see Chris up and moving again! Seeing him wake up briefly in ch181 was nice but this is so much better. I imagine he and Emma have a lot to catch up on in terms of stories, with him being unconscious since ch105 and Emma not remembering anything.

But here we go, the original 15 escapees plus Norman, Phil, Sherry, I believe I saw Carol somewhere and a couple other random kiddos ready to see the entire world. They get to accomplish so much.. and in a single day too I believe? At least that’s what Phil and Alicia say a bit later about everyone’s wishes, but aahh what a lucky bunch. Hell, I’ll say we’re lucky readers too to be able to see such a great story. Can’t thank Shirai and Demizu enough y’all. I wish we got to see more of Alex though. He’s such a kind soul but I’m sure he’ll be just fine staying behind with everyone else.

This entire page where we learn about Norman as a CEO is gold. I still can’t believe this child successfully built up an entire multipurpose company not only to help their search for Emma but also because he didn’t want to live off the Ratri clan. I wish I knew about this last week when writing out Norman’s birthday post because hell yeah this deserves some praise! AND he managed to graduate school as well during all that! Well, by skipping grades which totally makes sense. I mean, if he managed to pass all the Grace Field and Lambda tests effortlessly I’m sure normal human world school was a piece of cake for him. Holy shit dude, keep on impressing me why don’t ya. Not only him but Nigel and Sonya too! I’m not surprised that Vincent helped out but I’m glad those two got a tiny moment to shine as well! Ray is another obvious choice when it comes to helping Norman, as they’re best friends and he’s always been good with machines.. but boy, I can’t take you seriously when you’re just sitting there unamused and eating chips! Hahah I love him so much! And the fact he replies to Norman’s idea with just a simple “kay” is an eternal mood.

Okay boys aside, can we talk about our fabulous girls now? Because oh my god, they’re so darn beautiful! They’re more fashionable than I’ll ever be and it’s so cute how they drag Emma along to take advantage of the 3-for-1 deal. But our girl pulls off that sporty look so well! (r.i.p. goldy pond outfit ver2.0). I’m not at all surprised that Nat wanted to go see the opera. That's perfect for him and I’d like to think the anime did something similar with that one shot we see of him in the human world. We don’t see him in a theater like this but to me it looks like he’s on the streets of Broadway? At least that’s the vibe I get from it. I’m sure there was something music related on one of those signs.

I can’t get over how adorable all the children look and how happy they are fulfilling their wishes, even if some of them aren’t as extravagant as others. Like eating a fluffy pancake and a ton of ice cream? We can do that whenever we want. But for these kids, it means everything and they absolutely deserve to experience such simple joys like that after all the harsh nonsense they’ve been through. I also love how Ray continues to be such a great older brother by still looking out for them too. The fact he remains completely unfazed by the haunted house is perfect. This boy has been haunted by his own nightmares and demons his entire life, there’s no way a couple of lousy jump scares are gonna spook him. Though I do find it funny that Alicia and Rossi still manage to get scared while Yvette is having the time of her life. I can’t help but laugh at Thoma’s “Shirai face” as well.

I find it interesting that out of all the different kinds of exhibits they could’ve shown us while Rossi visits a museum, they give us dinosaurs.. like that seems so silly to me. Y’all have seen several demons in your young lives already and yet dinosaurs manage to amaze you too? God these kids are precious. And then our boy Phil finally gets to see and ride a train! Just look how happy he is! The poor kid can’t even sit still he’s so darn excited and I can’t help but smile with him! Thankfully the anime showed us this too.

We eventually get to Ray’s wish and guys.. oh my fucking god. Tell me that this is not the absolute best and prettiest smile we get to see from him!! It honestly leaves me speechless okay? Ray never imagined he would ever get to see the outside world, let alone live past the age of 12, and yet here he is, seeing such a beautiful sight such as this, right in front of him instead of from inside a book. You can’t believe how happy and proud of him I am right now. Did you see how ecstatic I was when the anime kept Isabella alive? Multiply that feeling by ten and there ya go. That’s my level of happiness upon seeing my favorite boy smile like THAT! AAHHH!! That panel is gonna live rent free in my head until the end of time. I can’t get over how damn perfect it is. His smile is so pure and how he looks like he’s in complete awe is beautiful. He’s about to burst into tears and I swear I might do the same because I’m making myself emotional over this fantastic boy. Someone hold me.

No seriously, hold me because we’re about to get into some angst as we move onto to Emma’s wish. We all know that ever since 2039 her one dream was to ride a giraffe once they got outside, so here we are, about ten years later and the animals in question are within reach. Our girl should be totally excited, right? Ha, not quite.

That wish was something the old Emma wanted, but since demon god had to be such a bastard, this Emma doesn’t know what to think, let alone what to even feel. She hasn’t experienced the same hardships as her family. She hasn’t gone through hell and back while holding onto that one wish that would make all the suffering worth it. The amount of joy everyone else felt upon living out their dreams, she wonders if she would be able to feel it too.

They brought her here to make her happy, but is this truly want she wants as well? This is old Emma’s wish after all. What about her and what she wants? Could this wish make her just as happy as her old self? She knows her family is only trying to help, but seeing her doubt herself does a number on my heart. Even without her memories, she’s still the same Emma deep down, as she doesn’t want to disappoint her family. She spends so much time worrying about living up to her family’s expectations, to try and be that Emma they all love so dearly.

Little does she know that she acts the exact same as usual, almost as if nothing has changed when she finally expresses how much she wants to ride a giraffe. And that’s great considering when they first arrived at the giraffes, no on had even mentioned riding them. She came across that feeling all on her own and everyone else can’t help but laugh and feel relieved. Her mind may have forgotten but her heart remembers everything. There is no “old Emma” and “new Emma” to her family, just “Emma” and words can’t express how wholesome that is because they love her regardless. All that matters to them is Emma’s happiness because if anyone deserves to feel and experience that, it’s her.

I just made myself tear up, damn it. I started this series with season one okay? I heard about this precious girl’s dream within the first minute of the first episode and here I am, a little bit over two years later, finally reading about it coming true and seeing that bright as hell smile on her face. Do you know how amazing it is to come full circle like that? My heart feels so full right now. I’m beyond proud of her and love her to death. Say what you want but I believe this to be the true manga ending in my eyes.

(damn this series for always getting me emotional)

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Is it just me or does Norman's relationship with the Lambda kids seem kinda weird? For example, he is constantly burning down factory farms, therefore killing the children inside them, yet Jin and Hayato, who are from factory farms, don't seem to care. Idk about you, but I would be at least a little upset if someone I trusted killed a bunch of my peers. Did Norman just not tell Jin and Hayato about burning the farms, or are they in a weird toxic situation where they think Norman can do no wrong?

MMMMMMHHH ok I get that the Norman burning farms keeps being problematic, and I know that people despise him for that. My personal take on the matter is that he really thought he had no other choice, and the other Lambda kids thought the same. In chapter 113, Norman explicitly states that there's nothing they could do to save them, for removing the devices from the children would cause their dath. At least to their eyes, there was nothing they could do to save the mass-production kids, and when the only option was them being eaten by demons, burning the farms probably felt like an act of mercy. And it's not like Norman was ok with it- as I've said before, I consider Norman to be an extraordinary emphatic person, and it's pretty clear looking at chapter 113 how it phisically hurt him to see those children suffer and to cause their deaths.

On the other hand, I won't deny that the relationship between Norman and his close circle of Lambda subordinates (including Hayato and Jin) is... Complicated to say at least. I've talked about it a little here already if you'd like to check it out. Overall I still stand by my statement that it was not anyone's fault for it being like it was, they were just a group of people that met in very unfortunate circumstances that didn't help them grow an healthy relationship. First of all, much of their coming together was for their common hatred towards a group end their desire to kill them all which is... Definitely not something that helps build and healthy bond, you know. Reading the interactions between Norman and the others, it's particularly disturbing how cold and emotionless he is towards them, and it's all the more striking when compared to how warm and gentle Norman is towards his GF family. I mean even in chapter 145, when he was supposed to reassure them that they won't die, it sounds more like a "this is my plan so it's impossible for anything to go differently from what I predicted, so you won't die." It's not a speech of a friend, it's a speech of a leader- and that's the whole point! In a moment of deep insecurity and unstableness, after having been abandoned of all the firm point of their lives, the Lambda group needed a strong, stable point to rely on. It's not like they asked him to guide them, it was probably more about everyone subconsciously taking on a role: Norman, who has remarkable wits and good leader abilities, became their boss, and the other Lambda people became soldiers that could rely on him. Since in this context there isn't any difference of status between the highest authority and his subordinates, it's natural that the Lambda peers were ok with their roles: after all, finding their place within a system is often considered a reassuring factor for people. Again, this separation was dictated by the circumstances: in a different context, Norman would have had no need to lead them, and they could have just been, you know... Friends. Instead in this case the distance between Norman and the others grew to be bigger and bigger: I'm guessing that for his gentle nature, Norman wanted to fit the best he could in the role of a strong leader, but that made him become cold and stone hearted, someone who, being the one everyone relies on, can't rely on anyone, because that's his role. Again nobody asked him to- I guess Norman is just like that. I'm not saying either he liked to act that way (he most likely didn't), but still did because he thought that was what the others needed.

I think I got lost along the way, but the point I wanted to make is: I think the Lambda group doesn't work as a group of friends simply because... Until chapter 153 Norman doesn't act as their friend, but as their leader / emperor: I believe that for a friend group to be healthy and balanced everyone needs to feel equal to the others, and that clearly isn't a thing in that environment. I like to underline that, excluding Norman, the Lambda squad is pretty cohesive and makes a nice group of friends (I mean chapters 123/138 even imply that Vincent, Barbara and Cislo hang out together which is... Honestly heartwarming 🤧); it's just that Norman wasn't part of that group to start with. (A pretty visual depiction of it:)

But... At the same time, that doesn't mean he never will? As soon as Norman stops feeling like he needs to be a god™, and as soon as everyone else realizes they have to treat him as the human he is, I really believe they can become friends in the healthy way of the term pfft. And the manga put very nice basis for such development: most notoriously the chapter 154 Cislo speech, but I also consider very important for Vincent's character growth the moment in chapter 168 where he stops calling Norman "boss" and starts addressing him with his name (for real, it's such an emotional moment: it's Vincent chosing to sacrifice himself not for his leader, but for his friend).

So yeah to sum up: Norman's relationship with the Lambda group is pretty unbalanced and not what I would define an healthy friendship, but that is something that can happen when the environment you live in is hostile, and it's really nobody's fault (like, for real- life lesson between the lines lol). That doesn't mean that they can not be friends once they've overcome their differences, and I personally think, once in the human world, they'll be friends who love and support each other <3

I answered all of that not knowing there was a part 2 attached rip.

Ok now I've talked a little about what I think of Vincent and Norman relationship and Vincent “buttler” role here. Overall, I guess that even if you're a very smart person yourself, thinking there's someone who holds all the answers and can give you solution to any problem is still a very compelling concept. For real peoples, it shouldn't be so surprising... These kids live in a constant nightmare, it's only natural for them to seek for reassurance, even if it comes from a very tall 13 y/o who acts like an emperor. I may have done the same at their place.

Yeah I TOTALLY GET THE FEELING OF THE CHILDREN IN THE PARADISE HIDEOUT BEING LIKE "there is now war in Ba Sing Se" like:

But I think... This is what Norman wanted to give them? A safe place to be happy without having to worry about the horrors of the outside world, because he was enough to handle them. I believe all the hideout children knew about the war against the demons Norman was getting ready for, but it was ok, because their Mr. Minerva was so good at what he did that they would have never been in danger. I think part of their easy believing is also due to the fact that most of them are just little children... It's easy for them to believe in that happy tale, they lack critical thinking lol. They were children rescued from farms, right? They most likely never saw a demon themselves, contributing to making them distant, abstract entities that couldn't hurt them. So more than “there's no war in our world” it's more like... “there's a war in our world but our boss is just so good that it's never going to effect us in any way :)". Can this considered brainwash?? I mean, I think Norman was just trying to be hopeful and spread some positivity among the children who would have probably been very scared to be taken away from their homes... Besides, Norman believed in that story as much as the other children did.

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Also because you’ve been talking about them recently… any headcanons for the Pony Island gang as a whole? I read your post about the Daemons and you’ve absolutely got my interest (Asmodeus and Buer in particular are such interesting takes).

Good bc my gf and I have developed Buer and Asmo the most (I’m sorry Azazel and Beel but yall are mostly comedic relief rn)

Doing this in order of character appearance (as far as I can remember anyways, I can’t perfectly remember when Baphomet makes their first appearance)

Theodore (the player):

Chronically sad

He misses his family, but also can’t perfectly remember them, so he’s stuck grieving in a confused state

Was a bit of a flirt when he was alive, though p much dropped that shortly after getting with his gf/future wife

He’s a sad drunk

I don’t have much for him, or anything for HS, since my gf plays them, and we’re biased towards Asmo and Buer rn

Lou Natas/Lucifer:

As old as the concept of sin itself

Only started going by Lucifer/Satan after humans nicknamed him that

Souls he wants to take are regular player souls, souls he already has in his possession when the person dies becomes a demon. There’s many different demon jobs

The only demon of his who isn’t a stolen soul would be good ol’ farty mcgee Vallamir

Like I said in my Barry hcs, they dated for a bit. Lucifer’s a gayass

Struggles with issues that he dubs ‘mortal issues’, such as pain of any kind or emotions. He hates it

Made Gamefuna so he could keep making games, though obviously sucks at it

Created three ai’s to aid in game creation, Irving being one of them

The pony in Pony Island, creatively named Pony, is his daughter and he would kill on sight for his kid. All his other kids (the demons, not actual kids they just call him ‘father’ as a respect thing) can go die in a ditch tho for all he cares. Especially Bu-

His sister is as old as the concept of morality, basically being God. I’m taking some basic religious things and moving them a little to the left bc im not fuckin reading the bible so I can go make Lucifer a manwhore /j

Baphomet:

They/Them, very gnc to the point where you cant tell their gender

Sold their soul for infinite knowledge and wisdom, as well as the ability to see into the future

Was like a parental figure to Buer during their time on the overworld map

Baphomet lived back during BC times. I don’t have an exact time as to when they died, but they’re the oldest of the daemons

Killed themself back when they were alive so they could have immortality

The braincell AND the impulse control of the group

Azazel:

Was a party animal when he was alive

Sold his soul for simple power, most likely to have as a cool party trick

Somehow the nice one when compared to everyone else

My gf plays him in the rp so i got NO idea what her interpretation of his death was. Sorry folks

Buer:

Lived back during the black plague

Came from a highly religious family of priests and nuns. His family wanted him to do the same thing but he wanted to study medicine

Only ‘supportive’ relative was his uncle. His uncle was still highly religious, but hey. We’ll get to that later

Had a boyfriend back when he was alive! Gayass

When the black plague started up, he and his bf switched to love letters instead of meeting in person, since Buer decided to become a plague doctor to help with fighting off the plague

Was typically unbothered by all the death around him. He grew used to it

That changed though when a little girl in his village fell ill with the bubonic plague. He didn’t know the kid, but every attempt to help her get better proved to be useless

So, after doing some research, he summoned Satan and sold his soul in exchange for the girl to be healthy

Weeeeeeell the family was then accused of witchcraft, the parents and little girl all burned at the stake. Buer still hears the girl’s screams in his sleep

Went on with his life for a bit, but his uncle found out about Buer’s newfound connection to the devil. His uncle told others, and Buer was soon burned at the stake, too

Lucifer used him as a temporary solution, just someone to guard the third core file while he looked for a better daemon. Buer was none the wiser

Buer’s mechanic would just be that you’d need to wait him out. That’s it. He’d make it impossible to reach the core file via glitchy walls blocking said file, but it drains him of so much energy he kills himself in the process

Obviously, grew resentful and angry when he was replaced. Stayed in the overworld map, only talking to Baphomet

Did take his own life at some point between being replaced and Theodore showing up, but Baphomet brought him back

He’s also severely mentally fucking ill. He uses drawing as a coping mechanism

Beelzebub:

Was a soldier in his past life

His side was losing a war, and he didn’t wanna die. So, he traded his soul in exchange for his side winning the battle

Was later killed on a different battlefield, being dragged down to hell to become a daemon

Living up to his namesake, Beel snacks a lot. His non-file demon form is also based on a fly, since canonical mythology Beelzebub is the lord of the flies

Asmodeus:

He’s albino!

Was born into royalty in the 1600’s

Had a twin brother

When his father fell ill, he and his brother started competing to see who would be better fit for the crown, constantly battling for their parent’s attention

Asmo constantly lost at these challenges. So, he sold his soul so he could be better than his brother

Upon becoming king, he banished his brother so he wouldn’t have to deal with him again

One day before a royal meeting, he came in to do his makeup. Thanks to his poor eyesight, an assassin snuck up on him after Asmo sat down in front of his vanity

Asmo was forced to slit his own throat

Quickly replaced Buer, and hated him because he thought he had to, thanks to the competition thing with his brother

He knows how to sing! Has a low and sultry singing voice

Also had a pet raccoon who was a golden colour names Vanilla. I found this out in the rp last night. I was expecting a cat or something but Vanilla is much much better

He’s a clean freak because he got in trouble once as a kid for making a huge mess and not cleaning it up. Fun

Twink (affectionate)

Aaand that’s all! That I remember, anyways. Would’ve been quicker but wifi isn’t working on my chromebook so I had to type all this up on mobile. Fml