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ashen--dreams · 9 months ago

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SOMEONE TAKE MY MONEY BEFORE I IMPULSE BUY HER

#shes being sold at a store near me for $220 i think #and free shipping..#maybe next paycheck #bwunni talks nonsense #figs #genshin impact #at least whenever i see her #shes in stock

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swan2swan · 5 months ago

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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

#the ship overall is C to A tier #but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A #titan ae #titan a.e.#cale #akima #it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space #that would be enough that's a point there #then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING #sharing their food #that's another one #and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself #so that's a third point #and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point #and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point #and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD #which is a SIXTH point #and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him #IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO #do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin #they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH #fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH

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hanjoj · 8 months ago

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their ship name might as well be theseus the way there's not a single original characteristic left there

#is this something?#if someone else already did this feel free to blast me into space #not about any ship in perticular i just wanted to be funny #but feel free to tag your own fave mischaracterized ship!

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jhezenkoss · 1 year ago

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posting niche fic on ao3 is like releasing a small creature into the wild and hoping it survives and finds sustenance

#go be free my niche little ship #perhaps your people will find you #mine

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astraystayyh · 10 months ago

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this post actually broke my heart.

#i can't believe more than ten thousands children were killed #and yet we are still grappling on whether israel is commiting a genocide #i can't believe how inhumane some people can be #how cargo ships matter more than human life #fuck you if you still support israel #if you still excuse it if you still think of “two sides”#fuck you genuinely i wish you nothing but pain for the rest of your miserable life #palestine #free palestine #gaza #free gaza

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justactgaussian · 7 months ago

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So I've seen the whole 'Math's Saddest Love Stories' (asymptotes that drift ever closer but never meet etc.), but I think we're missing the potential of Math's Funny Love Stories. The couple whose destiny is an infinite cycle of breaking up and getting back together again:

Oscillating rapidly in and out of each other's life for a while before drifting apart in opposite directions:

Drifting ever closer, until you finally meet and go fuck that:

One who drifts slowly closer to the other, until they acutally meet and decide to make a very sharp turn in the other direction:

Whatever hellscape of contrived coincidences these series of infinite near misses are:

#mathblr #Shipping dynamics #but for functions #feel free to add more

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datcravat · 2 months ago

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Ace Attorney Investigations Collection X Among Us Collaboration promotional artwork by Datcravat (me haha)

#my art #ace attorney #kay faraday #ace attorney investigations #Miles edgeworth #WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS #WHY DID I GET AN EMAIL ASKING ME TO DRAW OFFICIAL ART OF ACE ATTORNEY AMONGUS #I CANT BELIEVE IT'S HAPPENING #I make gay ship art they KNOW I do that #dude 10 years ago if you told me I was gunna make official art of edgeworth #I would have shat #my pants #anyway the amongus skin is free and you get it as soon as you open amongus if you want it haha #thank you everyone ;-;#b tw there's a secret gumshoe in the pic #and I also pitched to draw edgeowrth embarrassed but they wanted him smiling at the bean which I think is sweet haha

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maelicgrn · 6 months ago

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Self-indulgent showtime sketches

#my art #fanart #digital art #the amazing digital circus #tadc #showtime #showtime shipping #pomni x caine #caine x pomni #tadc fanart #look i get that he’s an ai and that she probably hates his guts #but their designs just compliment each other ok??#and they have such a fun dynamic too #i am cringe but i am free #tadc caine #tadc pomni #took me a lot of willpower not to draw them for a while now but the parasites the demons in me….they want me to draw showtime #paine

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arttuff · 1 year ago

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i redrew an old anim i did of some guys taking a post-patrol nap

dickie is gonna get in trouble for wearing boots on the antique chaise lounge. no one tell alfred

#dc comics #batfamily #dick grayson #damian wayne #nightwing #robin #batfam #batman #dc #don't tag as ship plz #i ran out of money for toonboom so i animated this in photoshop <3 worst mistake of my life #going to be looking into alternate FREE programs and see what happens #redraw #animation

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oobbbear · 11 months ago

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I want to post this here too because I’ve seen it happen a few times

Please understand that there are cultural differences and language differences, if you see this happening let the person clarify what they meant, that person might just not be familiar with words the western side of the internet use

#bearz rambling tag #no it’s not really possible to let everyone who uses this term to change #because as far as I know this is the most common word with use on Chinese websites #I didn’t know that pairing are called ‘ship’ here #like why would I even know that #‘ship’ makes zero sense to me #it took me a while to learn the fandom language people speak here #it’s hard #give people time #shipping culture is very different too #Like on Chinese site you HAVE to clarify the Top and the Bottom of this ship in the ship name #it is very very important to them #people who like the same ship but with different Top Bottom preference will fight till no end #imagine how confused I was when I first got here #where there’s no top bottom differences #it’s not really a smut thing #it’s more a dynamic thing #AxB and BxA is very different #oh I can talk so much about the differences on fandom cultures #if ya are interested in more please feel free to ask #it’s very interesting to me #I wanna talk about it

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illiaccrest · 5 months ago

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Based on what the subtle dialog in his backstory implies about what the slave masters used him for...I can't bring myself to imagine Aventurine as being totally normal about intimacy...😩

#another one where you can feel free to insert whatever character you ship him with #this is more musing about his personality #I like angst #hsr #hsr fanart #hsr aventurine #hsr stelle #honkai star rail #star rail #star rail art #don't surprise him...#spoilers #just in case #avenstelle

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nozukat · 2 months ago

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