#and for a moment I felt bad that I hated her cuz oh! she said girlfriend! she must be a gay!

[forfuckssakejim]

I just. Fucking hate straight women using the term girlfriend for their female friends. Like please fucking stop. Next time I hear it I’m just gonna play stupid and be like “oh that’s amazing! How long have you and your partner been together?” And fuck their world up. Try me bitches

[applejuicefruit]

Well i have a request.

Where y/n & kylian have their first actual big fight and she saw his angry side cuz he was stressed and it came out on her, fluff ending would be the cutest :(

i love writing angst so this is a yes

kylian mbappe x reader

tw : kylian being a little mean and toxic, reader being scared, ends with fluff tho…

Stressed out

“Please…just stop” Kylian said after storming into your shared apartment. You two were having a meeting with a few people in the football industry and apparently a man tried to have his way with you. It didn’t matter that you said no, it didn’t matter that you tried to not hurt his feelings and gently avoiding him, it didn’t matter that you wanted Kylian and Kylian only because all he saw was you talking with that guy and now Kylian was furious.

“Why? You don’t even let me talk!” you shouted back after slamming the front door closed.

“Talk? About what! How that man was all over you and you let him? That’s what you want to talk about?” he said, his voice filled with poison. In all honesty Kylian knew you didn’t do anything, he knew and he saw how you rejected that man but in that moment he was so stressed, with everything, his career, the team, his teammates, his friends and family, everything felt like he was going to explode at any point and unluckily for you, you were the one who was going to be his target. He didn’t want to hurt you, that’s the last thing he wanted to do but he was so fed up with everything that he couldn’t help himself.

“Okay Kylian, you’re taking it a little bit too far…” you spoke, your voice calm, trying to resonate with him.

“Too far? Are you even listening to yourself? That man was all over you and you let him!” he screamed back as he threw his jacket on the floor.

You’ve never seen Kylian so mad and honestly it was scaring you.

“I suggest we stop this conversation now or we’re both going to say things we’re gonna regret later…and I don’t wanna fight, let’s just sleep over it and then we can talk about it tomorrow okay?” you suggested, keeping your tone calm and gentle but Kylian wasn’t having it.

“You don’t wanna fight because you know I’m right!” he screamed back at you, his eyes full of hate and in that moment you were terrified.

“Okay I get it Kylian but stop screaming please…” you tried to left the living room and going straight to the bedroom but Kylian followed behind, not wanting to drop the conversation.

“No! You don’t get it!” he screamed so loud that it made you flinch away from him. You turned around and looked at him with teary eyes but it felt like Kylian had a rock instead of his heart in that moment.

“Stop it…please Kylian” you begged him. You’ve never seen him so mad. He never screamed at you that much. He never screamed at you at all. You’re both used to sort things out just by talking to each others, so you had no idea where this outburst of energy was coming from but it was terrifying you. You sat on your shared bed and brought your knees to your chest and crossed your arms around them.

“I’m gonna drop it the moment you admit you let that man all over you! Is it so hard to say that you liked the attention he was giving you? Uh?” he shouted back but you weren’t even listening at this point. You put your head between your knees and your hands over your ears, trying to stop the noise that was coming from Kylian.

He had no idea he was scaring you this much. He was just so mad and stressed that he took it out all on you.

“Please stop it Kylian…” you said, your voice completely breaking to the point you were crying.

It took Kylian a few minutes to realise he hurt you so bad.

The moment Kylian saw you sat in that position on the bed he knew he fucked up really bad. He never meant to scared you.

“Y/n?” he called your name but you pretended you didn’t hear it “babe…please” his voice became sweet and a bit scared “can you look at me please?” he sat on the bed next to you but you flinched away.

“Oh babe…I’m so sorry” he said, a few tears falling from his eyes “I never meant to scare you, I’m so sorry babe” he said tearing up a bit. You looked at him and his gentle hands wiped away your tears.

“I’m so sorry…” he cried.

In that moment you realised Kylian wasn’t mad at you, no, he was mad at something else and he just needed a way to let it all out, that way involving you.

“Kyky…” he melted when you called him with his nickname “can you tell me what’s going on?” your voice was still shaking a bit.

“I’m just so stressed…that’s all” he held your hands in his bigger ones “I’m stressed and I think that was the only way to let all out…I never meant to hurt you, believe me please” he said and you nodded, smiling a bit.

“Why don’t we take a hot shower? Or a bath?” you proposed and Kylian smiled, agreeing with you.

“I think that’s perfect” he kissed your hands. 

you both got up and went straight into the bathroom where Kylian prepared the tub with your favourite soaps and he gently undressed the both of you. There wasn’t anything sexual in his movement, he was just caring for you and that was his way to say how sorry he was.

you both got into the warm tub and let the warm water wash away the stress you both had.

Kylian’s hands gently massaged your shoulders, leaving kisses and love bites in different places.

“I’ll never apologise enough for what I did” he said.

“It’s okay…” you whispered.

“No it’s not…I scared you” he took a deep breath “I scared the most important person in my life…I scared the person I promised to protect…I’m sorry baby” he apologised again, leaving a soft kiss on your cheek.

“I love you Kyky” you laid down on his chest and let his arms falling around your waist.

“I love you too mon amour” he said, enjoying the moment you were both having.

[robby-bobby-tommy]

Well, it's time for my hcs. (Mostly UM and KO)

Ultra Magnus has a terrible CPTSD. Sometimes he hears a plane and immediately transforms his hands into blasters. When he talks to someone he tries to continue the dialogue, but all his attention goes to figuring out the location of the enemy. (+ he has bad sleep schedule)

I'M also has a terrible case of 'bad things happen to bots when I leave them'. He doesn't like staying away from the battle, because he cares very much for his new found family. He isn't afraid of dying for the cause, but he doesn't want to lose anyone.

At the free time he has helped some Autobots make their battle skills better. Like he spared with Miko in Apex armor so she could practice her punches and also had classes for medics (Ratchet and KO). They didn't have blasters, which is disadvantage, but they figured out the way to fight almost as good as others.

Speaking of KO. He wasn't very welcomed at team at first, so he was watched very closely. Yet sooner or later they've warmed up to him. KO was a bit afraid at first, but seeing that they meant no harm, he came back to his sassy attitude.

Also KO has some appreciation problems. When he was a decepticon he had to earn the respect and after Shockwave came along he felt very replaceable. He wasn't thanked for his work half as much as he should. So when Ratchet thanked KO in 3 season he genuinely said "you're welcome".

But the moment he felt he was accepted into team prime was when OP didn't let him on some mission. It went like "Why can't I join?", "Knock Out, comrade, you aren't in need of another warrior, yet we may use the help of a second medic." "We can't just lose medics around. Too important." Ratchet adds. After like the whole team nods. And KO felt so appreciated

After that he became very close to Team Prime and (if they stayed on earth) to kids. When some bully is rude to Jack, KO would let Darby drive himself in school just to show off. He'd watch horrors with Miko, and even tell some interesting stuff abt Cybertronian culture, organism ect to Raf

Also he'd race with Bee and Smokescreen, but he is hella competitive. Like this scene in Avatar The Last Airbender, where Azula plays volleyball. "You'll never rise from the ashes of humiliation!" "Dude... It's not that deep bro.."

Oh, and he'd be very awkward with Smokey cuz like... He tried to open him up. But Smokey doesn't mind it, saying that they're even after he put KO in the wall

The other very strange relationship he has with Bulkhead. It's because of Breakdown. Bulkhead hated him and, as we all know, KO was in a relationship with him. Bulk ofc doesn't hold anything against KO for his relationship, yet they'd have a lot of different opinions on BD. They would talk a lot, finding out more about BD's past

And boy oh boy he had a wild one. Him and Bulkhead were born in the same class. They were builders, as Bulkhead said 'I can build stuff, I can break stuff. That's all.' Yet both of them wanted to do more good in the world, so they joined the Wreckers (before the war it was a gang that helped everyone in need and protected the weak), where they've met. Bulk and BD quickly became brothers in arms but the war seperated them

Once BD heard a broadcast of Megatron's ideas of reforming Cybertron and became a great supporter. He joined the decepticons cuz he thought it was his chance to make the world better. He was so blinded by Meg's promises that he thought this crimes were justified. Bulkhead was more observant, and felt something shady and was grossed out by bombings. But the thing that brought them apart and made them enemies was BD's betrayal. Early in the war Megatron was merciless and Wreckers mostly opposed him. Breakdown pledge allegiance to Megan. He wanted whole gang to join, but they refused and Big M wanted to destroy them all. Breakdown told the location of their hideout, and when Wreckers met there, they were greeted by pistols. It was a big fight, some lives were lost. After that BD went with Decepticons and Bulkhead with the Autobots. Now Bulk hated BD for his betrayal

KO never knew abt that cuz he met BD later. Knock Out was a doctor in one of the neutral cities, that were captured by Decepticons early in the war, and decided to join the "winning team" Just to survive

After all the talks Bulkhead started to respect KO more

Knock Out, Bee and Smokey regularly forcing the gang to go to the drive in theaters.

Arcee, June and Miko have a girls nights where they judge everyone

OP and UM are very close. To the point they're mistaken for brothers (they call each other that in private)

Ultra Magnus doesn't like to show affection in public, so when someone wants to hug him or smt like that, they always ask him to another room. Like after OP came back in season 3, Optimus said smt like "Ultra Magnus, old friend, for a word". And then they are just hugging in another room

Optiratch. Just them. Married. Conjux endura. That's all

Megatron, Soundwave and Shockwave are mean girls.

Megasound cuz you can't stop me. And Shocky just third wheeling his spark out.

Shockwave actually started to like Starscream when they were left on earth.

Agent Fowler and June dating, cuz they both deserve better

KO, Arcee and Ratchet form a widow club after the film.

KO and Arcee beat Arachnid's aft together.

That's all for now.

[heyimcelery]

Okay so I watched all of Ninjago Dragons Rising s2p2! I've got so many thoughts and I'm dumping them all here in a long list. SPOILERS AHEAD!!!

to start: Cole!! He's a family man! He's got a boyfriend and they hold hands and they care for their kids and Bonzle so obviously came out to them and omg I wanted to cry. The joy of acceptance. I mean come one she kept saying how alone she felt, they're found family, she was repeating that she chose he town name and identity and the villains were insistent that she wants a person but just a spell like come on

But there's more than that, I have questions I have concerns!! Like wtf happend on Coles quest?? With Sensei Wu??? Like he disappeared and turned up again and said he would explain but never did.

Cole also came back from that in his bolder form so did he figure out he could do it on his own then? Is that what he learned on his quest?? If so it's gonna be a little awkward when he tried to explain that to his bf Geo.

With part 2 I really want to see the whole gang meet them and talk and catch up on everything. Like cole has been missing since the merge and no one this season cared. At all. They hadn't seen him in ages- didn't even know if he was alive until drs1 but nope no worries or concerns. Not even a question of what he was up to.

When he came through the portal Zane wasn't worried or confused at all, just oh? You need some help?? Sure let's beat these bad guys and not worry or show emotions! Is a tearful reunion for my fav character too much to ask?? Cuz he clearly deserves it. :(

And then into both Zane and Coke this season!! Love them!! They've always been my fav duo (gonna have to start shipping geo/Cole/Zane as poly now) it was so fun to see them going around together with Bonzle. They had some great moments and I'm praying we get more in the next part.

On the other hand it was a shame they got such small roles- just seperated from the others as a way to help Bonzle. It means they didn't have the same lessons or knowledge the others got which is totally unfair!! They have a lot to catch up on. They also never got a chance to be part of the main battle

It's dumb but I was kinda hoping for Cole to show off his stronger powers (he always seems to get new powers every other season but that's a discussion for another day). Like sure he could use his robotic mech suit but that's been done before! He can do his boulder thing now (unless somehow he still thinks he can't which means he kept up that form for several days on his quest) and when he made that giant mid hut to protect his family!! I want to see him do that again! Let me man go ape shit to protect Bonzle.

And on another note, Geo my beloved, you should get a chance to shine with your powers. A chance to show off or at least have a talk about them with Cole.

Next up WyldFyre. I was worried they would make her the annoying comic relief cuz if her injury but her talks about losing loved ones and dragon culture and her home were really sweet and it was great to see some development so driven by battles. I love those too don't get me wrong but like I needed to see this side of her. And I adore her relationship with Kai, being besties/mentors/dad for her works so great for both characters.

I will be first to admit that

Kai wasn't really my favourite. If you couldn't tell I love Cole followed by Zane. Always have and likely always will. I suppose that early Kai reminded me too much of some guys form my class and they turned into shitheads and I've always struggled to reconcile Kai's image form theirs. He was always a little too brash, hotheaded, and too often written as stupid to fall into my good graces.

And yet this season I adored him. Of course I've never hated him but like this season made me see what all his fans (many many fans) see in him.

I thought Kai being the first to master such a new, difficult and crucial skill was incredibly satisfying. Form all the way back to season 1 he's been the butt of jokes- having to learn he's not the centre of the universe and sometimes it's others like Lloyd who are the chosen ones. That's all great but him now getting a starting role, his ability being fueled by thoughts of his family, by his childhood and by protecting is friends was just too good to ignore him. Love this form of his character more than any other I've seen.

And now Kai is trapped :(

I'm glad he's got Bonzle with him tho so hopefully they can have each other's backs (she's meant to be a POWERFUL spell after all) they'll need each other if they're trapped with those other 4 guys. If they can apparently demolish everything then I'm rather worried for the duo. Tbh I'm sure they'll survive just fine, probably making jokes at Cole's expense all the while.

On a side note, I found it super cute how WyldFyre was willing to protect and go down with Kai. Besties I'm telling ya

Now Jay. I've never thought too hard about him I know he's one of the favs of the fandom but like Kai I was never so besotted with him. Still a great guy and omg I feel so bad. One of his worst fears was always being alone and now stuck, confused, forced to hide such a fundamental part of himself.

On the other hand he's got a gun now so that's fun!!

And you can't talk about him without mentioning Nya. He worst fears being him forgetting hurts my soul. And she was so sure it could never be true that she snapped out of her nightmare state!! She's going to break when she finds out.

She's already grieving her own brother, we saw her break down into WyldFyre (more proof she's an honorary sibling by now) but now knowing what's happening with Jay, I'm saying the angst is going to be overpowering. It's a greek tragedy fr

Part 2 is going to be rough. Jay only had a single scene but it's already a sign for the worst to come.

Speaking of things being rough, Lloyd is going THROUGH IT!! give this poor guy a break. I do appreciate that we physically get to see the effects of all his trauma- that everything that's happened has real consequences for his character and the story but I can't help but feel bad.

I've also suffered from anxiety for most of my life so to see it in a character like that feels really personal to me. Hope he gets a little break though, god knows he deserves it.

Have to say it's pretty funny that Lloyd's had so much Oni trauma that he forgot that he's part dragon too. Yes ninjas dragons can do spinjitsu why are you surprised at this point

The animation this season has been incredible, the fights were beautiful the angles so interesting and dynamic and I could go on for hours about how much I love it. It's always great when kids -and even animation in general is treated with respect. It doesn't dumb it's ideas and stories and characters for the sake of it's younger audience, and that makes it so much better for me who is definitely out of the age range.

I have my more points to make but I've been adding stuff in and off for ages so I'll probably go through this all later. Thanks for reading, please I want to know your own thoughts too I love discussing that kinda stuff!!

<3

[astro-eats]

Gangle might be getting silly chat (tw, body issues)

Me: hm! I want to vent because today was a new experience! Oh wait I don't want to talk about myself, ima project my own problems onto a fictional character who has enough problems already! <3

Also, in this lets just say the characters can shower and eat a lot and throw up cuz its won't be accurate if not <3 also this is lazily written so I might do this for characters talking// Character name: "Words blah blah blah." Also there is abstragedy after the vent part

321 go

Gangle and the rest of the cast were celebrating! Bubble cooked a great feast (... "Great") and everyone was sat at the table, eating. Gangle put the food into her mouth. She started feeling a little sick. Just a little. But she kept eating. What a stupid decision. She kept eating, then the sick feeling in her stomach grew stronger. She needed to stop eating. But she felt like she had eaten so much already. She'd eaten so much. She ate. A lot.

...

She kept eating. She couldn't stop now. She kept eating. She didn't even want to with most of the things. She felt sick. She felt horrible. She hated herself. She hates herself. She hates he

Oh! Everyones going to the digital lake now.

Gangle feels horrible, but goes with everyone. She momentarily forgets about this whole eating stuff and tries having fun. Which she does. (But who cares about fun, we need angst.)

After all that, she grabs a drink and goes to her room. She walks into her bathroom and locks the door. Gangle stares at herself in the mirror. She feels horrible about herself. She chugs the drink, knowing its sugar contents and that it's gonna make her more sick.

With that "preparation", she goes into the shower and runs the water over herself.

...

She depends onto her knees and leans over the shower drain. She then shoves her ribbon hand down her throat and gently touches the back of her throat, causing her to gag.

Am I actually doing this..?

She does it again, her eyes now dripping with tears. She gags again. She does it once again. Again. Again. Again. Gagging and tearing up. Finally, she throws up.

...

She throws up again. Again. Again. Again. Until she stops. She looked at the hand that was previously down her throat.

... Why do I do this to myself.

She shoves it down her throat again. This time it doesn't work and she gags. So she does it again and doesn't throw up.

Time for a break. Just a moment of staring around and feeling the water. It was nice. Especially after she just threw up. Bit she wasn't done.

She gently puts her hand in her throat again, causing her to gag. Soon enough, she throws up. She throws up again. And again. Again. Again.

...

Time to wait for a bit. Just relax. That's all she needs to do. Its all she can do. Just lay back and feel the water. The water felt nice. It felt like it was washing away the pain. For just a moment. But it wasn't. The second she was out of that shower, it was gonna be bad again. It always is.

Gangle found herself leaned over the floor of the shower. She tried to throw up, but it didn't work well. It didn't work at all. She shoved her ribbon Albans into her throat multiple times, frustration building at the fact it wasn't working. She finally managed to throw up the last of her stomachs contents. She kept forcing herself to do that until there was nothing.

She instantly got up and rinsed herself and her mouth off.

Why can't I just be ok. There's always something. Always. I can't have a break. I can't have... Anything.

...

Gangle was now laying on her bed. How pathetic. She felt so empty. And the empty feeling in her stomach didn't help at all. She was emotional and frustrated and depressed. And hungry.

...

A/N: after this author note, everything said has not happened to me and is more just Gangle angst and maybe abstragedy

...

Soon enough, the inevitable happened. Someone knocked.

Gangle: "Who is it..?" She spoke in a sad tone. Her voice made it obvious she felt empty and depressed.

Zooble: "Its me. I'd you don't open up the door I'm opening it myself."

Gangle: "... Hngh... Come in then..." She rolled in her bed to face the door.

Zooble opened said door, walking in with a neutral expression. They closed the door and walked closer to her.

Zooble: "You good?"

Gangle: "Mhm..."

Zooble: "You don't look good." They looked her up and down as they walked towards the bed, sitting next to her tired body.

Gangle blinked, almost comically slowly. This raised a red flag for zooble. She was basically a depressed mess.

Zooble: "Tell me what's wrong."

Gangle: "... Nothings wrong."

Zooble: "Gangle if you don't talk to me right now I swear I'm gonna f-"

Gangle: "... You're not helping.."

Zooble: "Oh uh.. Sorry. But you need to tell me what's wrong. If you abstract I swear Gangle."

Gangle was frustrated. She wanted to just cry or be cuddled, not talk. That's not what she needed. She needed silent comfort. But it was hard to communicate that without getting frustrated at them.

Gangle: "Stop.."

Zooble: "What do you mean 'stop' Gangle?! You NEED to tell me what's wrong RIGHT now!"

Gangle looked at them for a split second, before bursting into tears. The tears rolled off her face and dripped onto the blanket. Oh the look on Zoobles face. Even without a mouth, their expression said 'I F---ed up.'

Zooble: "Uh.. I uh- what-"

Gangle muttered out pieces of sad words. Her sentences were a puzzle that the smartest person in the world couldn't put together. One word that could be made out was 'Hug'. Zooble really didn't want to. Physical affection wasn't their thing. But since they got with Gangle, they were warming up to it. So they awkwardly pulled her onto them and ran their claw across her torso.

The action was comforting. This is what Gangle needed the most. Silent comfort. Meanwhile, zooble felt awkward and slightly uncomfortable. But they're willing to put in work for her. She obviously needs it..

Zooble: "Do you want to talk now?"

Gangle: "... I.. Hate.. I- ugh..!" Frustration was obvious in her tone.

Zooble: "... Ok."

Im to lazy and obviously hungry to write the rest. Enjoy my vent turning into yuri lolll

[bonjas]

betty la fea: la historia continua episodes 5&6

Well that was a whole lot of...nothing. With how fun episodes 3&4 were, I was so optimistic about the rest of the show, but damn, they stomped out that hope REAL quick. I don't even know where to start lol, I guess at the beginning...

The opening scenes were so jarring? Firstly, this show LOVES cutting scenes in between entire fucking conversations so we get an awkward 5 second betty scene, then it goes straight to the walking through the jail scene that felt like it was supposed to be a dream, but we never got a "waking up to reality" scene, he was just IN JAIL LMAO like?? We went from confession, straight to jail? There wasn't even an ongoing investigation going on into what was happening at ecomoda or anything like that, so he just went to the nearest jail and said "i did a bad thing! guilty!" and into the slammer? IF WE HAD KNOWN WHAT WAS GOING ON AND THERE WERE AUTHORITIES ACTIVELY INVESTIGATING, IT WOULD MAKE SENSE. but nah, these writers hate explaining ANYTHING lmao. literally, it went: armando and mario nervous about betty finding out, betty becoming prez, armando and mario trying to hide the evidence with guttierez, betty finding out from hugo, confronting armando, him still not saying what happened, failing to fix it, then JAIL? PLEASEeeeeee

i'm finding that this show doesn't know what to do with betty. like, at all. with a show being named betty la fea, it sure doesn't look like it. poor betty only gets to look sad, or look mad 24/7. or if she's briefly happy, she then immediately has to get sad and/or mad. we get so little precious betty time as it is, i wish they would give her more to do! seeing her confront mario was cool in the previous episodes, betty always had a spine and defended herself, what happened to that! she just stands there silent and lets everyone make false accusations against her then walks away?!

i'm seeing a lot of "hugo is the villain again!!" ummmm??? hugo is the one actually helping the entire staff by letting them know what's going on and demanding justice??? everyone would lose their pensions if it wasn't for him, and if it was the real world, uh YEAH lawsuit bitch!!! after all the abuse they all took from armando, to learn that on top of that he stole their retirement funds? ELECTRIC CHAIR.

mila...sigh. i already said idk what to think of her character, we literally don't know a thing about her, but drinking and driving? gurl. armando is her father after all and we all know how he was about that shit, but damn. dont like that at all. her saying that shit to marcela was so out of line since she herself cried to marce about her being the only one who cares about her or w/e and the minute marce shows some parenting traits and worries over her she flips out and said now i know why my dad left you?! yeeesh. and she's obviously a TERRIBLE judge of character, wtf was there ever to see in ignacio? ewwwwwwww. that whole story line just fucking sucks. i dont care about him, even if they told us ANYTHING of what the fuck is going on with him, i just dont care. he's so boring and one note, if he takes down all of ecomoda with his pinky, i couldn't care less. the hacking stuff is stupid. "hackeado" is funny though lol. oh ALSO about mila, i totally expected betty to run into her at the jail and she bails her out and they have more of a bonding moment but nope!!! fuck any potential bonding moments i guess, or even sharing the screen together. could have been such a good "i always help the people i love even when they're doing something wrong" moment!! like a foreshadow for mila for when she finds betty's diary and finds out the truth (cuz of course she is)! please i beg, a scrap of foreshadowing!!!

patricia is a stepmom!!!!!!!!!! that made me laugh. and they hate her, omg that's so fucking funny. her sleeping with nicolas again tho, i'm half "why?" and half "i get it" cuz he's the only guy that's ever showed real feelings and respect for her, but it just happened so quick and we didnt really see it develop, they just hit it off again after 20 yrs lol? but the whole "secret tapes" montage was pretty good, that was a highlight for me.

quick fire:

armando's lawyer is still fucking pointless, and still throws herself at him for no fucking reason lmao WHY????

the jail scenes suck, antiquated gay jokes and boring jail tropes. i fast forwarded those scenes, NEXT (if I'm wrong and they're worth watching pls let me know!! I saw Freddy was there and the therapy guy or something?? idk I was so checked out at that point) (edit: I rewatched the episode in its entirety, I was right the jail scenes are pointless! he just ends up leaving after like a fucking day!!!!)

so did nicolas stop working at ecomoda when betty left? did patricia barely get her position in the time betty left? marcela just works full time at ecomoda again, since before or after betty left?? hello??

the timeline still makes no sense, mila was gone 5 yrs, the armando marce kiss was 5 yrs ago, but armando was only president for 2 yrs? but betty left armando that night presumedly, so were they separated for that time until marcela waiting 3 yrs to demand betty be removed as president?????

nothing happened plot wise :( armando went to jail, everyone finds out and has a freak out, hacking and Mario was looking for some shit??? site character shenanigans, armando gets out. nothing happened!! two whole episodes wasted 😔 when you only have 10 episodes, everything needs to be important.

fernando gaitan was a fucking magician cuz i could tell you every single plot point of OG BLF without stuttering. the reboot is a mess yall i'm sorry 😞 i really hope it gets better, cuz now we have a confirmed second season?? bro why

why did Betty fall down the stairs like that?? what was the point? will it be relevant later?

also we just haven't had any good patsy pat and Marce moments :(

please let me eat my words and get better for the last 4 episodes!!!! i beg of you

[borathae]

Chapter 36

idk feeling soo content cuz last chapter ended fluffy and she is cleaning the library (i lobe her and she is my wifey) and the warning is slightly scary haha 😃👀

“Again, it kind of is”, he answers you HE IS SUCH A LIL SHIT SCARING HER FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES

“I’d love to see you try. Your uppercut is weak.” VIOLENCE

WAIT HIS SWEATER??? RAAAAAAH HE SAID SHE LOOKS GOOD IN IT AND CAN TAKE IT *jumps out the window

he really said you want it? here take it (irl tae's power lol)

“what’s gotten into you?” fr did he drink some love potion or something lol

I’m entirely yours for the rest of the evening SOMEBODY ARREST THIS MAN HE JUST KILLED ME

He seems….sad, OH NO UM CLEAN THE CEILING

YOU CANT FLY man that sucks

He looked for a book about plants for her? OMG HE READ FOR HER He wanted to be prepared so he could sound intelligent and professional and maybe also impress you or whatever. UWUW AAH “Just some books”, he says, scratching the side of his neck. shy baby What did he look up? um smut SORRY I HAD TO

their banter aaah i love it so cute NO WE DONT HATE U WHO SAID THAT

Yoongi seems confused at first, moving his head away until your fingers finally brush against him. Like a cat that doesn’t know if it wants to be petted or not.

what do you want me to say? Yeah, I care about it.” YES OLD SOFT KITTY ADMITTED IT

HE PURRED FUCK IM LEAVING IDK WHERE BUT IM GOING TO WALK THROUGH WALLS

“I didn’t purr! Shut up, I’m not a bat. This is racism against vampires”

This awful sorcerer cursed you to uncontrollable violence and blood thirst, but you broke that curse. Are you even aware of what you achieved? What you did? You wrote your own destiny, Yoongi. And honestly you always speak of redemption, but in my eyes you have redeemed yourself a long time ago.” namjoon stop cutting onions, i love this para

you think that’s something you can handle?” STOP IM BLUSHING AAAH like her compliments are making me giggle like my crush smiled at me hhahaah

“okay…thank you”, he says nonchalantly. oh my tsundere kitty i love you

"But they’re honest”, he sounds offended as if he doesn’t want them to be cheesy.  did i tell you i love yoongi? (definitely not) and that i love the way you write him? (nope never)

“Is it another prison?” He looks saddened for a moment. “Sorry, dark humour. POOKIE NOT THE TIME 😭😭

“That’s so weird, I was never here before.” how big is this house man? narnia? who cleans it?? the cleaner needs a raise we got the keys? im so emotional dont touch me

TAER IS GETTING OUT YES MY LOV EMY OOOKIE MY BOY MY HEART AAH

oh boy this is going to end bad huh yoongi, at one point, she has to leave and go to university soo... oh thank god its winter break. imagine she has a bestie and she just texts, "guess what happened during the break", "you probably rot in your bed like the potato you are" "well, im now dating 3 vampires???" "BITCH WTF" "i may or may not have been kidnapped too??"

TAE OH TAE OH TAE MY HEART IS HURTING FR WHAT DID YOU ADD HERE SIBI

yoongi wtf man

oh no yoongi is already upset and tae provoked yeah jimin my baby 😭😭 we didnt get to give him a chance 😭

ok yoongi is right about that, but tae regretted it and felt real for her

YOONGI STOP HURTING HIM PLEASE waht are u doing no no

yoongi idk waht to say

“Again, it kind of is”, he answers you HE IS SUCH A LIL SHIT SCARING HER FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES

I love him he is just a goof 😔

WAIT HIS SWEATER??? RAAAAAAH HE SAID SHE LOOKS GOOD IN IT AND CAN TAKE IT *jumps out the window

He is my pookie <3

“what’s gotten into you?” fr did he drink some love potion or something lol

he is just in loooveee

I’m entirely yours for the rest of the evening SOMEBODY ARREST THIS MAN HE JUST KILLED ME

I NEED HIM VIOLENTLY

He looked for a book about plants for her? OMG HE READ FOR HER He wanted to be prepared so he could sound intelligent and professional and maybe also impress you or whatever. UWUW AAH “Just some books”, he says, scratching the side of his neck. shy baby What did he look up? um smut SORRY I HAD TO

I'm so sad :( he loves her so much :(

their banter aaah i love it so cute NO WE DONT HATE U WHO SAID THAT

I LOVE THEIR BANTER SO MUCH!!!

you think that’s something you can handle?” STOP IM BLUSHING AAAH like her compliments are making me giggle like my crush smiled at me hhahaah

heheheh she is so cute heheheh

“okay…thank you”, he says nonchalantly. oh my tsundere kitty i love you

i love him so MUCH!!!

"But they’re honest”, he sounds offended as if he doesn’t want them to be cheesy.  did i tell you i love yoongi? (definitely not) and that i love the way you write him? (nope never)

i love him so so so so so so much!!! my beloved boongie <3

TAE OH TAE OH TAE MY HEART IS HURTING FR WHAT DID YOU ADD HERE SIBI

:)

hahah the downfall at the end is so funny to me JFJADJF

[beanzzzont0ast]

Not on my watch

Dysphoria and stress hitting hard so I made this lol

Also still learning in how I wanna lay out my writings and shi-

° Fluff. Comfort . GN Reader

Tw!: Talk of bodily insecurities and lack of confidence on self image

Imagine being the Creator. Imagine having some bad self confidence on yourself

Always covering up almost completely. Long sleeves, gloves, baggy clothes and pants. Etc

At first your dear acolytes don't think of it much. It's just your style in clothing, why bother?... That is until you start wearing the same type of clothing even in the hottest of weathers. Sumeru's scorching desert or summers in Liyue. The same covered type, it was like you were Begging for a heat stroke!

They get concerned at this. Some asked you about it but for the longest time you kept saying it was just how you like to dress. Finally tho, you reveal the reason why to your most trusted (or your main idk)

“ I just... I just don't like the way my body looks ”

You stammer out in almost a whisper to [character], even avoiding eye contact and fidgeting with your fingers or the fabric of your clothes.

Characters like Ganyu, Yun Jin, and perhaps more would understand and try their best to subtly drop compliments to you in hopes to ease your insecurities. Some characters would suggest thinner but still covering clothes and slowly introduce you to slightly more revealing clothes and such.

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" Your Grace!, Let me carry Ya! It's pretty rocky here. Wouldn't want you to trip or fall "

The captain of the Crux, Beidou. Ever so bold and bright spoke up as you and a handful of acolytes are out in the chasm. Accompanying you in seeing the state it's currently un

“ o-oh , it's alright Beidou. I'm quite too heavy- ”

Ok so you TRIED to protest but before you could finish she had already scooped you up in her strong arms bridal style with a big grin on her face. Leaving you flustered red (or gold? Cuz blood-)

" oh? It's not a problem at all your grace!. "

Beidou remarks with a chuckle whilst you were speechless at the way she carries you so easily... In all honesty a warm feeling of joy bloomed in your chest, did you get lighter?. From the sheer amount of festivals and celebrations thrown for your name you were sure you had gained.

" oh Beidou, such a brute! You must be more careful when handling their grace! Here give them to me "

Your thoughts were snapped when your body transferred to another individual carrying your weight in her arms. Yelan

" I do hope you are comfortable like this your grace "

She said with a small smile. You were somewhat lost in her silky voice but hastily looked away. Needless to say Beidou was pouty the whole descent down the chasm, as were some of the acolytes with you at that time.

It felt... Nice to feel weightless at that moment if you were honest. And you knew why they were doing this.

The effort Ganyu was making with how soft she spoke her compliments to you

" you look lovely today, your grace! "

She spoke with a nod and a smile. When you faced her though, she immediately turned away in a flustered mess

" ah! Not that you don't look lovely everyday, your grace! You always look lovely! "

Or

How Venti visits you everyday to make sure you have eaten today, even if you don't feel like eating he will still make sure you eat something, think small snacks or cut fruit! He brings you apples and shares them with you, while you both much away he would strum his lyre singing a song of your great image and how stunning you are. Not just as the creator, but as who you are

" What a beautiful day~ oh how is this so? Surely because it is from how wonderful you are! "

.

If ever there are days when you are the crushing anguish of the hate you have in yourself... The dysphoria too heavy to handle that you don't want to even get up from bed. Just know that they will do everything in their power to make you feel special. Your favorite things? Teyvat's most wealthy bought it and is sending it to you. Need a cuddle buddy? You got it!. Heck even the kids and helping out! They don't understand much about the situation your in, but you bet Klee is making little drawings of you with the other kids. There are scribbled words around the supposed drawing of you ' awzome! ' ' so cool! ' ' their grace is amazig!! '

( they tried ok? )

They will do just about anything to Let you know that you are special to them, no matter how you look ❤️

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┊

✧

Wow that was alot lmao- but yeah just some fluffy things cuz I'm not feeling too good at the moment

But if ever you aren't feeling the same I hope you know that you are amazing! Your doing so good and you are loved, however you look or feel or who you are! Keep being you, you awesome human being ❤️❤️.

[mezmer]

Mention of death toward the end

Lately I've been thinking about how much pain my grandma was in during her last days and how she was opening up for years about the pain she felt, how she felt nobody was respecting her or helping her in her last years, how she felt like everyone hated her cuz that's genuinely how my mom kind of treated her. And I grew up yanno when I was old enough to handle it, with my mom telling me how bad my grandma was. And id ask her what grandma did and one thing that seemed to really bother my mom was my grandma having a breakdown and stabbing the couch with a knife. That's it. And stealing my mom's Ritalin. Idk that's a mentally ill woman. Maybe I feel bad looking at it from the granddaughter's point of view as opposed to a daughter. My grandma had a hard life. She was close to her brothers and lost them both in freak accidents when she was young. Both her parents also in freak accidents, separately. Swear to God. And my grandma had a good handle on life probably 90% of the time. She was a very funny and sweet talkative woman. And I've seen her cry, when I was very young, and it changed me, not in a bad way. My mom has huge resentments yet calls me "little sue", as in, she compares me to my grandma often, and I've gotten similar trwatment. My mom has chilled out a lot about her treatment of me since I moved out though.

Anyway, the point is, I feel that growing up with my mom whispering in my ear that grandma is a miserable woman, dramatic, always complaining, shaped me before I was able to take a step back and reason with those comments fairly. So while my grandma was growing more ill and weak in her last few years, my mom would make comments like "she's being so dramatic, talking about how she's going to die" well yeah. She is. And everyone is acting annoyed by her. Everyone is leaving her to cry instead of listening to her. Well it isn't easy to be there for somebody in that situation, I know.

But one thing my grandma taught me from a. VERY early age. Respect your elders. Respect your grandparents. And she told me that her own grandparents taught her that when she was very young.

I regret not listening to her and sort of gravitating toward whatever it was my mom said to me. But really, I never believed my grandma was being dramatic. I JUST COULDNT comprehend her suffering. Now I do. Now I understand. It was like blank space to me, and I would just avoid it. I never should have avoided it. Her final days, I was there about a month before she passed. Usually a month before old folks will still be lucid. God, she was in so much pain, crying out, still even on very strong opiates. In contrast, my maternal grandma was smiling and talking to me two days before her passing, similar situations and ailments between the two of them.

But lately I have been thinking about it so much. She moved to Michigan toward the end so my aunt could help her. She was living with us a year prior and that's when my mom was just a mess. I can't blame my mom too much, but I know it was wrong. I'm remembering all the YouTube links she was posting on my wall that I wouldn't always watch. Remembering her making a photo of me her profile picture before her last fall. And when she passed, it was her profile picture. My aunt went on and changed it back to a photo of her which I appreciate. It was hard seeing that. And she loved me so much. When I came to see her, she said "Maddie oh Maddie ..." And started to cry. After that, she did not recognize me or interact with me ever again. What I would do to hold her. Why didn't I embrace her and hold her in that moment? Why did I step back and watch? I am sickened by it. I regret it so much

[allaboardthevespa]

An All-Star Proposal

Greetings my fellow Disventurers, this is ya gurl Vespa back in action with another one-shot.

This one is just something I'd REALLY like to see at the end of All-Stars. I got inspired for this one a while back when I read a fic on Wattpad that had a Jaiden proposal, and I decided to do that but for my favorite ship!

I made it ambiguous who wins, cuz I don't really wanna make any stupid predictions ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I dunno if this will ACTUALLY happen, but I think it'd just be an AMAZING way for the season to end. Hope you enjoy!

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“Well, everyone,” Kristal spoke to the audience, looking proud, “I hope you’ve all enjoyed another incredible season of Disventure Camp!” She high-fived her co-host Oliver, “It’s been a crazy season, but at the end of it all, one champion reigned supreme! And though this story may be over, there will be more Disventure Camp in the future! So keep an eye out, and until then-”

“Wait, Oliver, Kristal!” a voice spoke up from behind them, and both hosts turned around to see Ellie stepping out from the group of the season’s competitors. “Before you sign off…I have something to say.” Everyone put their eyes on Ellie, who gave a determined smile to the two hosts. Oliver and Kristal glanced at each other for a moment, then Oliver nodded to the Minimum Wage Worker, “Go ahead.”

Ellie took a shaky breath, steeling herself for what she was about to say, and walked up to stand between the hosts and the competitors as she began speaking…

“Everyone…I’ve done some things I’m not proud of during my time on this show. I’ve made some mistakes, I’ve fallen in with the wrong crowd, I’ve been a real jerk.” She cringed a little as memories flew through her mind of some of the things she’d done – eliminating Lill and Ashley, break up Tom and Jake, and lash out at Jake in anger in the caves. “That’s why I’ve stepped up to be a better person this season. Did I succeed? Not all of the time…but I hope I showed a better half of me." The contestants – even Jake – all smiled back at the workaholic, letting her know that she’d done well in showing her better side to them, and they knew she was a good person at the end of the day.

“But…I won’t lie to your face and say that everything I did in season one…doesn’t still haunt me.” The redhead involuntarily clenched a fist as her bad memories rushed through her mind. “I still hear what I said to Jake in the caves echoing through my mind. How I said those mean things to him and disregarded his trauma…” She took another breath… “I feel awful about it to this very day.” She quivered as those painful emotions took hold of her. “After I got home from the first season, I felt like I lost everything from it. I’d humiliated and exposed myself on live TV and I thought all of you hated my guts. And I blamed myself for it all. My mind went to a dark place after season one, and…I don’t think I ever could have recovered from that time in my life…” Wiping away some tears that had been misting up her eyes, Ellie brought her gaze upwards and turned to face one certain other competitor…

“…had it not been for someone very, very special to me.”

And with that, everyone’s eyes fell upon Gabby. The nature-loving girl felt her heart skip a beat as she registered that Ellie was talking about her. She gazed at her lover with a look of pure adoration, soothing her heart with her beautiful smile. Ellie stepped towards the brown-haired girl, who approached her in turn. Both girls took hold of one another’s hands, feeling their hearts warm as they gazed into one another’s eyes.

After a moment of quiet, Ellie went on with her speech, keeping her gaze fixed on her beloved…

“Oh, Gabby…I wish I knew what to say to express to you just how thankful I am for everything you’ve done for me. Even when I was in that dark place, you still stood by me. When I didn’t see the light in myself, you showed me that I was still worth something. You didn’t give up on me, ever.” “Of course I didn’t, sweetheart,” Gabby responded tenderly, “You’re still the most important person in my life, and I don’t know where I’d be without you. You deserve someone who cares about you, even if you feel like a failure. That’s what you taught me back in season one.”

For a brief moment, the girls pushed their lips together in a soft, gentle kiss, and everyone behind them cooed at the wonderful sight of two girls expressing their never-ending love and loyalty for one another. “Oh, those two are just the sweetest couple!” sniffled Rosa Maria in tears of pure emotion, wiping tears from her face as Lake patted her back in comfort.

And when they separated, Ellie moved forward in her speech, still keeping her eyes fixed on her lover…

“Now, I don’t know what my future holds. After all it’s been years since season one and a lot has changed in our lives, but something that hasn’t changed is my love for you. In fact, all that’s changed is that I love you more every day.” She closed her eyes for a moment, taking a deep breath. “And I don’t know how I could ever repay you for the support you’ve given me over these past years. I just…love you so much. And I hope you know that, my beautiful Nature Princess.” “Oh, Ellie! I’m just…so…I’m just so happy,” Gabby sniffled, having been brought to tears of pure joy by the loving words her girlfriend was giving her. “I love you so much too, and I hope I’m in your life forever!”

Ellie, holding back tears of her own, let out a little chuckle, “I hope so too…and you know…it’s funny we should both say that…because…” She took in one more deep breath, and, behind her back, she sunk one of her hands into one of her pockets…and now Kristal and Oliver realized what was truly happening here…

“I want to be yours for the rest of my life, Gabby,” Ellie told her lover, “I don’t want anyone else in my life. You are all I have ever wanted or needed. And I hope that until our dying breath…we are always by one another’s sides. All I ask of you now…is this.”

And with that…the ginger-haired girl got down on one knee, and, from behind her back, raised a tiny box which she opened wide to reveal a sparkling star ruby gemstone that sat upon a shining silver ring. The competitors gasped in awe at the sight. They couldn’t believe this was actually happening, here, on the final episode of Disventure Camp All-Stars!

And with that, Ellie gazed at Gabby with the most loving smile she could manage, and simply spoke five simple, but powerful words…

“Gabby, will you marry me?”

No-one else could even say anything before Gabby let out a shriek of pure joy and excitement and tackled the redhead to the ground, crying rivers of tears of happiness and pure adoration. Then, her response came. “YES!!! YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!! Of COURSE I’ll marry you, my sweet, beloved Sunset Angel! I’m so so so happy to have gotten to know you and I wanna be yours for all of time! I promise you I’ll be by your side forever!” She started covering her lover’s face in endless kisses, “I love you so much, Ellie! I love you with everything in my body! I’ll love you until the sun burns out and beyond!” Ellie couldn’t help giggling a little. “G-Gabby, that tickles!” She gently put her hand on her lover’s soft hair as she gazed into her beautiful eyes, “I love you too, my darling Gabby. And I always will until the end of time and beyond.”

Both girls brought one another into another soft, deep and passionate kiss, gently holding one another in a warm embrace as they cuddled on the ground. They didn’t even care who was watching, all they felt was pure joy to finally have their souls bound together forever – this was a truly magical moment, and they felt just so happy to be alive right now.

And after they’d finished their cuddly kiss on the ground, both girls got up, holding one another’s hands. Then, Ellie brought out the star ruby engagement ring she had on hand, and slipped it upon one of Gabby’s fingers – in that moment, her beloved girlfriend had officially become her fiance. They had officially made the promise of having their futures joined as one.

Then, Lake jumped forward and, giddily clapping in excitement, shouted aloud in glee and pride, “Three cheers for Ellie and Gabby!” And with that, every competitor present cheered loudly for the two girls, who held one another and nuzzled their faces together, still crying tears of joy as they silently told one another “I love you” as the shouts of approval rung loud through the hills. “Way to go, you two!” Aiden’s voice rang out behind them. “I’m proud of you, Gabby!” Tom also praised his long-time friend. “I hope you girls have an amazing future ahead of you!” Rosa Maria chirped in excitement. The girls payed them no mind. Nothing and nobody could take their attention off one another. In that moment, all that mattered to them was their lover - and now, they knew that no matter what their future would hold, they'd always have one another.

This was, simply put, the happiest moment of their life.

As the contestants all celebrated the wonderful events that’d happened – the spectacular finale of All-Stars and the engagement of two soulmates – Kristal and Oliver turned to one another happily, applauding the scene that had unfolded before them. “Now that’s what I call an amazing way to end a season!” Kristal cheered, “Not only have we found our All-Star Winner, but now two people have made a promise to be together until the end of time!” “It’s been an incredible experience hosting this season with Kristal for all of you at home,” Oliver told the audience, “And I hope you’ve all enjoyed watching it as much as we have hosting it!” “Thank you all for joining us,” Kristal spoke proudly, “And know that there will be more Disventure Camp coming in the future, and we hope you’re all excited for that!” She put an arm around her shorter co-host, “Until then, I’m Kristal…” “And I’m Oliver!” “And this was…” And with this, both hosts spoke in unision…

“Disventure Camp: All-Stars!”

[terristarstrike]

Meeting Khadija

Another day at the cafeteria was another meeting for the Terrestrial Kids. Normally, they'd had their afterschool meetings at one of the member's houses every 2 weeks, but at school, every day was a perfect day for all of them to have a meeting. Terri and Bailey were chatting, Candy was reading her fantasy novels, and Izzy and Sprite were watching videos together on Izzy's phone.

"So who's going to host the next meeting?" Terri asked. "I wish I could this time around" Bailey responded. "But my brother Jody is bringing his girlfriend Bella over for the night, and I don't wanna ruin his moment." "I wanted to be host sometime.." Sprite added in "but I'm a mermaid, so I literally live underwater. You thought we were gonna have a meeting on the boardwalk?" "Actually, that's not bad!" Izzy told Sprite.

"Bailey!" A starry-eyed Arab girl with caramel skin and a pink hijab waved at Bailey from the opposite side of the cafeteria. "Oh, that's Khadija, she's in my science class." "Well, I'm shocked! You actually got someone who really appreciates you. Aside from us, that is!" Izzy laughed. They always know how much Bailey felt like a misfit amongst her classmates, but Bailey has been gaining a lot of friends after she met Terri, and this one was a notable example.

"Hi! I heard that we got the same lunch period, and I was really shy to meet all of you guys, cuz you're like super cool, and Terri? She is THE superstar of the school!" Khadija began to blush in the presence of the alien. "Wow, thanks! I didn't think I'd have fans here!" Terrina flicked her ponytail back with a warm, sassy smile. Most humans her age were the ones who felt more open towards her instead of fearing her, so naturally, the teenage students were very protective of Terrina. "So, I wanted to join your team. I hope there's still room for more, if that's possible." Khadija asked Bailey. "Well Khadija, I guess we can always use a tech genius like you, if you're up for it." "I accept!" Khadija's eyes were beaming with excitement and sat down with the Terrestrial Kids.

"So I wanted to know about Terri and her kind. Is is true that your marks glow underwater? Do your people feel emotions like anxiety or depression?" Terrina was overwhelmed with many questions but she couldn't help smiling at the human's enthusiasm. "Whoa, whoa! I hate to be that person, but maybe once you join the team, you'll get to ask me all the questions." "Terri, she's only curious, I'm sure there's plenty other students who want to learn about the Jotuzons. Right?" Bailey rubbed Terri's shoulder, while Sprite asked Khadija "So what kind of gadgets have you been building?" "Oh, I built remote control toy cars and robots, and maybe someday, I'll get to be an robotic engineer! But I'm mostly just the head of the School Events Committee." "Wow, so you're the voice of the speaker??" Sprite asked. "Well, most of the time, it's just the Principal, but when it comes to Spirit Week and the Prom, I'm always the one who's planning and making announcements over the speaker. It still hits me that I'm a senior this year!" Khadija was no stranger to proms, she's been handling the job for three years, and she was almost close to finally graduating from Westshore High, albeit not ready to leave the school halls behind.

"Oh, I feel so lucky!" Candy was beaming with joy to have a school leader like Khadija at their team's lunch table. "Do you think you can spill some secrets on the theme for our next pep rally?" "I'm afraid that kind of information remains classified for now, but once you see it, you'll be amazed!" Khadija winked. "Okay, okay, okay! I know I said I wanted to join the team, but also, I'm mostly a very secretive person. I'm always busy at home working on my gadgets, so maybe I can be your little 'mission control' if you want!" Khadija smirked. "I don't see why not, you'd be great!" Bailey agreed with her classmate. "Sweet. Here's my phone number, in case you want to contact me. See you tomorrow!" Khadija waved goodbye to Bailey and went back to her usual table.

"Wow, I didn't know I was famous." Terri giggled. "Terrina. You're an alien, of course everyone's gonna recognize you." Bailey pointed out to her girlfriend. "So how does this work? Is Khadija gonna be like a honorary party member?" Izzy asked Bailey. "I guess she said she wanted to help if we needed gadgets, so I think she wants to help us." "Well I love that there are other people who want to help us, I mean we're not gonna do all this Jotuzon stuff by ourselves." Izzy snarked with Bailey. "Yeah, it always helps to have allies on our side."

[akidcalledalex]

WAIT ALEX ALEX QUESTION

ID PEPERMINT CANDY STILL aROUND IN QFTIM W MINTY,,,

II just wanna know but I feel like I'm gonna know the answer b ut still

hdhddhh hii and to answer your question I'll tell you a little about the lore back years when mint was 10 years old everything was good mint loves him small family that is just him and his loving mother he used to love everything even after his father death when he was younger ( yea in tqftim mint's father is dead ) everything was alright till one day his mother told him she was going to get married from a man who lost his wife and he has a daughter who's younger than him mint was SO excited he always wanted a little sister and finally having a father he was so happy finally his family will be completed he used to meet his step-father once on a while and tbh he used to think he's cool but his new sister had a shy personality and she refused to play with him at first but she was getting closer everytime they meet mint decided he should give her some time cuz he knows how does it feels because he used to be like her.... Then days passed and his mother got married and FINALLY their family is officially completed !!!

Or that was what mint thought looks like having a completed family has a negative side as It has a positive side..

His little sister got used to him and when she did her true self appeared she was a girl with alot of energy mint didn't mind that at all the problem is that they would get in alot in trouble and he's the one to blame cuz he's the older besides his sister was a bit spoiled and REALLY HATE spoiled children but he tried to ignore it as much as he can..

His father was a good man he used to take care with him he was nice and all but you don't want to know him when he's angry he laterally would snap out of nowhere mostly cuz of his work's pressure and that what make him and pepper fight alot and mint REALLY HATED when his parents fight years passed mint became a teenager and he began to get bored of all of this not only his family is a pain the most of the times but he barely talk with his mother..his mother who he loved the most..he simply got tired of this got tired of everything he wanted to yell at someone he wanted this to be someone's fault but he knows it's nobody's fault and it's ok for the family not to be so perfect but he was tired he liked his life better when it was only him and his mother till one day when he came from school his mother greeted him and :

Note I still didn't figure out what the father's and sister's name or design is going to be so their name is father and sister till I find good names

Peppermint candy : oh hello honey how was your days at school ?

Mintmocha:.... Since when do you even care

Peppermint candy: what was that ? *She asked out of curiosity*

Mintmocha: I said SINCE WHEN DO YOU CARE !

Father: LOW YOUR VOICE WHILE TALKING TO YOUR MOTHER YOUNG MAN DIDN'T THEY TEACH AT SCHOOL THAT IT'S BAD TO RISE YOUR VOICE ON YOUR PARENTS?!

mintmocha: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER !

peppermint candy: MIKA!!!

mintmocha: what ?! I'm saying the truth he's not my father and she's not my sister they are not my family YOU are my family we were supposed to be close mom but now I feel like you care about them more than you care about me

Peppermint candy: Mika I don't...I... I'm sorry I made you feel this way

Father: wait are you really apologizing to him ? DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID HE NEEDS TO BE BANISHED HE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE WHO'S OLDER THAN HIM CUZ IF WE LEFT HIM LIKE THIS WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WILL DO TO US IN THE FUTURE????!!?!

Peppermint candy:... I think you're right..

mintmocha: mom ?

Peppermint candy: even though what do you think is the best banishment?

Father: idk all I care that it will be something painful for him SO HE COULD LEARN FROM WHAT HE DID

Mint felt like his face was turning red he was so angry he was going to snap at any moment

mintmocha: OH REALLY? DO YOU THINK BANISHING ME WILL MAKE ME "LEARN FROM MY MISTAKE" WOW YOU REALLY HAVE A WAY OF EDUCATING DON'T YOU ?

Father: should I take this as a challenge or what young man ?

He said while narrowing his eyes his eyes which was filled with rage and anger

mintmocha: TAKE IT AS YOU TAKE IT I DON'T CARE !!!

Peppermint candy: MIKA THAT'S ENOUGH!

mintmocha:....

Peppermint candy: GO TO YOUR ROOM AND DON'T MAKE ME SEE YOUR FACE I'M TIRED OF ALL OF THIS

Mint felt a sharp pain in his chest he never saw his mother mad at him like this he felt guilt when did he do all of this so instead of saying anything mint ran into his room he can her his mother calling his name but he ignored her...

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He started sobbing he felt bad he made his mother mad why why would he be such a disrespectful child

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M̡̻̦̹̟̖̐ỉ̢̭͎̼̭̝̪͆ͦn̨͎̜̠̣̤͓̰̓t̲̣̝̖̠̟̰̖͋̒͞m͔̖͙̝̖͓̉̓ͣ̇͠o̰̰̍̽͡c̶̝̳͕͒ͦ͛̐h͉̬͎͍̦ͥ͘a̮̖̼ͮͩ̀

mintmocha: huh ?

He heard something or someone calling his name

It wasn't his mother

M̡̻̦̹̟̖̐ỉ̢̭͎̼̭̝̪͆ͦn̨͎̜̠̣̤͓̰̓t̲̣̝̖̠̟̰̖͋̒͞m͔̖͙̝̖͓̉̓ͣ̇͠o̰̰̍̽͡c̶̝̳͕͒ͦ͛̐h͉̬͎͍̦ͥ͘a̮̖̼ͮͩ̀

He heard it again

Then he remembered this voice

He used to hear it when he was young he thought he was just imagining back then

And it always used to come from

The Forest

Mint opened his window and made a tall rope out of his blankets and tied up to his bed as he used to see on tv

When he reached the ground he ran to the forest he really needed to know what's this voice WHO was this voice but whatever what was that he knew one thing

it needed his help

He walked and walked and the voice was getting louder be each step he didn't realize that yet but he was getting in the depth of the forest..

....the voice stopped

Mint wondered to himself what happened and why did the voice stop

?????: Boo

mintmocha: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

?????:*chuckles* calm down I'm not gonna hurt you

What is that...? It was a girl around his age she had cat ears and she wears a pink dress and her head was a.....cupcake???

?????: Hello mintmocha my name is cupcat but you can calm me kitty or cuppy if you wanted nice to meet you !

She said with a wise smile on her face

mintmocha: how...how did you know my name...how do you know who am I ?!

Cupcat: silly mint cuz I'm the one who got ya here

....ohhh so she was the voice... Cool ?

mintmocha: IT'S YOU !!!!

Cupcat: yep me and only me !

Mintmocha: ok so I have alot of questions but the most important one right now is what do you need from me ?

Cupcat: you see Mika..

Mintmocha: don't call me Mika

Cupcat: ok Michael

Mintmocha: I don't like that either

Cupcat: I don't care... So as I was saying I need your help only you can help me with that

Mintmocha: what is "that"

Cupcat: Soooo long story short there's an illness called the ink Illness it kills people and I need your help to find a cure

Mintmocha freeze in his place wasn't that the same illness his father died with ? He took a deep breath

god it's gonna be a long day

Mintmocha: yea I know about it but why do YOU think I can help I'm... I'm just a CHILD

Cupcat: cuz you're special Michael there's something about you no one knows about well kinda no one I know about it already

Mintmocha: what...is it ?

Cupcat: ok let's not spoil on you shall we ? You should discover it yourself..so what did you say will you help me ?

Mintmocha: WHA..WHAT??? well.. I REALLY want to help but I'm not sure... How could I know you're telling the truth

Cupcat: trust me or not that's your choice

Mintmocha: UGHHH OK OK GIVE ME SOMETIME TO THINK AT LEAST

Mint started to think....

of his family..no only his mother he knew the other doesn't care about him he thought about how worried she will if he suddenly disappeared from existing but rat the same time he didn't want to come back there not again not after all of this so he decided to write her a letter and leave it on his bed

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"Dear mother,

I know you're still mad at me and it's ok but I'm not here to talk about it I'm wanted to tell you that I'm going to be away from home for a while I just need sometime alone don't worry tho I'll write to you from time to time everything is ok besides I'm not a child anymore I can take care of myself

Your son, mintmocha"

Mintmocha wasn't sure why he's doing this but if it meant to get rip of this illness which killed his father and ruined his life once and for all then IT'S WORTH IT

And then it was a new beginning of a new life of mint.. who knows what will happen next

[socdarlings]

Rosemary

there's no sound but the engines drone our minds set free to roam. [ao3 link]

based on this post. tw for ableism & ableist language, misogyny, and cheating.

God, this fair is so disgusting.

He never went to the Tulsa county fair literally ever and for good reason. The only people that hung around were annoying ass kids, crackheads, and beer slingers who had nothing else better to do. He could be at Randy’s house or something. Or pretending he missed Cherry and begging her to come back.

Bob never did anything bad to her, why was she so mad? Just cause I called Marcia ugly? She is! If she just stopped fuckin’ eating, maybe she’d score-

“Bob, I’m bored.”

The arm candy he brought along for the evening, Sylvia? He thought her name was, complained. “Let’s just go home.”

“Who the fuck are you telling me what to do?”

He asked incredulously, almost offended that she would dare suggest he do something. She wasn’t even his girlfriend. And in spite, he responded. “I’m staying. If you wanna go, you go. I ain’t done yet.”

Sylvia just gave an annoyed eye roll. This was gonna be a long night.

They were almost to the top of the ferris wheel. Sylvia wanted to get on, and because Bob was on his second beer for the night he was more easygoing. Both with his personality and his wallet.

The wheel stopped, and Bob just leaned back in his seat. Sylvia leaned on him, and he felt disgusted. He shrugged her off.

“Hey I ain’t your boyfriend. Find somebody else to pimp out.” He could’ve slept with her if he wanted to. He was free. But the soc kinda knew Sylvia’s reputation. And would rather keep himself from catching any fleas she might have.

“I have a boyfriend already.” She mumbled, staring at the stars. Almost looking sad. Did she still like him? It just made Bob even more grossed out. 

“If you do, why’re you coming to me?” He fished around for his cigs. Marlboro Reds. The only ones his grandma’s willing to get him. ‘Classy’ she called ‘em.

“Cuz he’s in the cooler, and I’m bored.” She just sighed, leaning on her hand. “And I’m kinda tired of him. He hates me too.” She kicked her feet back in forth.

“Oh?” He gave one of his evil grins, lighting one of his cigs. “What you do now?” Now Bob was interested. He rarely heard these broads talk about their relationships because it’s just annoying but this one? A guy that’s still in jail and he has his girl?

“He told me once. He’s crazy. Takes all these meds for it, I think he’s a junkie. Can never get his shit together. Anyway he started talking about these things he’s been hearing in his head like voices and shit.” She reached for a cigarette and Bob only let her because he wanted to hear the rest of the story. “And I told him he was crazy, ya know? I mean he is if he hears voices all the time. He asked me if I loved him and I said no, I don’t. Don’t want you to kill me. I didn’t know I was dating a psycho.” 

Man, she was mean. And Bob thought he had the title of biggest asshole in Tulsa. Sure he definitely said something like that once, but that was a while ago. 

“What, you think he’s gonna strangle you in your sleep cuz the voices tell him to?” Bob shrugged, blowing smoke up towards the stars. “I’m glad I don’t gotta deal with that shit. I don’t hang out with freaks.”

“Yeah. He gets all excited sometimes and it’s the only time he gets happy. But he stopped. Apparently I found out that’s cuz he’s on drugs for it.” She kicked her feet back and forth, lighting her own stick. “So one time it went missing. He was digging around for it everywhere and turned it upside down. Thought the cops got to him and took it away.”

The light of the cigarette lit up the small booth they were in. Bob took his lighter away. “He end up finding it?”

“Nah. I flushed it down the toilet.” Sylvia leaned back, as if she was gonna fall asleep any moment. “I told him later. He got all quiet like I told him his family died. And he wouldn’t talk to me for a week.” She shrugged. “Thought it would make him happy again. And it did. He was so happy it landed him in the cooler.” 

Bob was starting to think ‘happy’ wasn’t what he thought it was. But he just readjusted in his seat so he could look down, wondering when the wheel would turn already. It’s like they want him stuck here.

“You’re a mean bitch, you know that? No wonder he hates you.” He started snickering, seeing her wince at his words. Was he starting to feel… Bad? Angry? No… Randy would call it ‘pity’. Like when he sees little greasers alone on the streets. “Bet nobody else likes being around you. Is that why you’re with me?”

She shrugged again, trying to not let his words get to her. But it failed with how much her leg was shaking. “Just thought it was funny.”

“Uh huh.” He snubbed out his cig when the wheel jumped to life. “Take a guy’s meds and he’s got nothing. Cheat on him and he’s got no one. He ain’t happy. He’s in pain.” He snorted. “Thought you would be smart enough to know that. But turns out I was right. You’re dumber than you look.”

Sylvia doesn’t answer. It’s obvious she didn’t anticipate Bob telling her off. She probably thought he’d laugh along with her, or think she’s all that. But if Bob thought about flushing down Randy’s epilepsy meds, just to see him go in a seizure because it’s ‘funny’. That’s one level of comically evil behavior that he isn’t sure he’ll ever reach.

They landed on the ground, and Sylvia wasn’t holding onto his arm anymore. Bob’s attention went to some huge rabbit some kid got from a prize, and when he looked back she was gone.

He drove home alone that day. Wasn’t in the mood to roam the streets with his buddies or drink himself into a stupor, though he did have one more beer back there. He just thought about that poor junkie Sylvia was banging on the side. If she's that bad while he was behind bars, what's he gonna do when he gets out? He wouldn't be surprised  if she ended up in the newspaper murdered. She's got it coming, that's for damn sure. I know I woulda if I found out 'bout half the things she's been saying about me.

And Bob was right. Not about being murdered, but about everything else. Dallas and her got into an ugly fight when he found out she’s been fuckin’ other dudes behind his back. To the point he was found sobbing by Two-Bit in his room after he refused to leave for hours. 

Either way. He got a lot more stories to tell to his buddies.

[listieshadows]

Listie says something about every movie she added to her spreadsheet in August 2023

So, like, as only the second entry in this series, and from such a new account on top of that, I doubt anyone's really wondering why it took so long for this to come out. And, well, the answer is really short and simple—I took my advice from the first entry and got a Letterboxd account.

I guess I'll be posting all of my thoughts about the new films I add to my spreadsheet there, then. But since I already had a majority of this post typed up, I may as well go ahead and finish it off. Send it off proper, y'know?

Transformers (2007)

Date watched: 2023-08-02

And here's me continuing to watch the Transformers movies after seeing the original 80's film back in July. 'Cuz, I mean, with how far removed that one is from the rest of the films...

But anyway, Michael Bay's Transformers! It's honestly not as bad as the Bay hate train I was on in, like, 2017 made it seem. Like, I still think the design of the Transformers is a little too complicated, but whatever. I got used to it.

In hindsight, Bumblebee pissing on a guy isn't even in the top 10 dumbest moments in this series. "I ate the whole plate" still remains an iconic moment, though—thanks, Lindsay.

Cocktail (1988)

Date watched: 2023-08-04

Patrick (H) Wilson said in his Letterboxd review of the film that it takes a turn the moment it gets to Jamaica. I think it turns a little earlier than that, 'cuz lemme tell you, the slight whiplash I had going from a dramatic scene to the opening bars of gawddamn "Kokomo"...!

I'unno, it's just damn something to me to see the dramatic beats in this movie and consider that I knew it best for launching songs like "Don't Worry, Be Happy".

Hardcore Henry (2015)

Date watched: 2023-08-07

See, this is a film I actually already had on my spreadsheet, but not the part that counts. So here it is now.

I get why people don't like this film. I do, honestly. But, gawd, to me, it's just fun. Dumb, fun and damn unique. I ain't never seen another movie like this—and maybe that's a good thing, 'cuz if I had motion sickness it would've taken me way longer to watch this thing with all the breaks I would've need to take, I swear.

Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009)

Date watched: 2023-08-07

This is one of the three Transformers movies I saw in theaters back when they came out, and literally the only things I remembered about this movie before watching it again were Megan Fox's boobs bouncing in slow motion in the climax and the line "I AM DIRECTLY BENEATH THE ENEMY SCROTUM." And, I mean, there was other stuff, too, but I honestly thought a lot of it happened in the next one, like the panty shot of that one girl who turns out to be a Decepticon.

And it's funny that those are among the only things I remembered this movie, 'cuz I did not have as much horny brain back then as I do now, so for those to be the things that stuck out in my mind...

Oh, and of course Megan Fox on the bike—which I thought was how she was introduced last movie, so maybe these movies jus' all kinda blend together for me.

Any case, it's not the worst thing, either. A step down from the first, sure, but compared to how things are gonna go, this is like a stairstep compared to going off a cliff.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023)

Date watched: 2023-08-09

It's a good flick, but if this is really how the teens of today talk, then, gawd, I already felt a million years older than the current generation, so this doesn't help at all.

But at least I got to experience to rush of hearing SLACKCiRCUS's cover of "What's Up?" playing on the big screen in a room full of people who haven't spent as much time online as I have. That was damn magical, right there.

Transformers: Dark Of The Moon (2011)

Date watched: 2023-08-10

Before this movie, everything I thought I remembered about this movie was from the previous movie, like the ass/panty shot to introduce the replacement for Megan Fox. And after watching this movie, realizing that this is where that happens is really the only thing I gained.

Well, I did get to see Optimus Prime merciless kill Leonard Nimoy-bot begging for his life. That was funny.

Phineas And Ferb The Movie: Candace Against The Universe (2020)

Date watched: 2023-08-11

It took me so long to watch this movie because I didn't wanna watch it until after I finished Milo Murphy's Law, which I didn't wanna watch until I finished Phineas And Ferb, which only took me so damn long to finish because I was lazy, and then when I did finish Milo Murphy's Law it took me so long to watch this because by that point it was Fall and I didn't wanna watch this until it was Summer again, and so here I watched it exactly one year after I watched Phineas And Ferb The Movie: Across The 2nd Dimension.

And all that run-on sentence just to say, "Damn, they still got it. And it's jus' damn fun to see these characters again, too."

Also, I don't know how much I entirely buy the head canon I saw that Vanessa is a lesbian, but I like the idea, so I'll accept it anyway.

Transformers: Age Of Extinction (2014)

Date watched: 2023-08-13

I remember when I saw this movie in theaters with my family, I was joking with some stranger beforehand that this was gonna be the start of the "Mark Wahlberg trilogy" after the Shia LeBouf one had come to its end.

Imagine my surprise, then, when the movie ends how it does.

Also, RIP T.J. Miller, and heck on that one "Romeo & Juliet law" guy. I can't believe I had to look up Texas state penal code. Gawddamn.

Dreamgirls (2006)

Date watched: 2023-08-16

I came from Eddie Murphy, stayed because it was real good, and spent a lot of time in-between stuck on the thought that we're supposed to think that Beyoncé isn't a good singer.

Transformers: The Last Knight (2017)

Date watched: 2023-08-17

I don't like to get mad at movies, 'cuz I'm still real regretful of the days when Douglas "Funnyman" Walker was the single biggest influence on how I discussed film, but, gawd, this one jus' kind of overwhelmed me with nonsense to the point where I did.

Remember way back at the top, when I said that Bumblebee pissing on a guy wouldn't even be in the top 10 dumbest moments? I think this movie contains most of them, if not all ten. I mean, this is a movie that starts with drunk Merlin and digs deeper rapidly from there.

Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves (1997)

Date watched: 2023-08-18

I watched this ahead of the podcast Escape From Vault Disney, so allow me to present my answer for the "what's the attraction?" segment.

As a new method of transport, one of the Disney parks is gonna install a huge bubble machine, where you can hop in and get blown around to a different land at random. And there's only a 10% chance you'll get dropped in a bowl of chip dip and hafta avoid getting vored by giant teen-age girls.

Alternatively, the damn tiki statue gets installed looming over the castle like it's Chicken Little.

Bumblebee (2018)

Date watched: 2023-08-21

Honestly, the best Transformers movie. And I'm not just saying that because it references ALF twice. It's very charming, not even despite, but because it's a largely cliché take on "kid makes friend with a beast" movies, especially the ones that came out in the 80's.

Like ALF.

Super Mario Bros. (1993)

Date watched: 2023-08-22

Look, as an adaptation of the games, yeah, it's dogshit. But making the near impossible attempt to put that aside, it's not that bad. Not, y'know, great, but I think this film's badness is blown way out of proportion. Even if a lot of it doesn't 100% work, I feel like I gotta give it some credit for trying to put its own cinematic spin on what are pretty non-cinematic games.

And seriously, I was not prepared for when the Twin Towers started decaying.

Sonic The Hedgehog (2020)

Date watched: 2023-08-24

Y'know, I've eaten at Olive Garden before, but it was so long ago that I can't remember how any of it actually tasted. I just remember that the game I was playing on my DS before and afterwards was New Super Mario Bros..

Anyway, this is a movie about the fastest thing alive where he spends, like, a third of the movie's runtime in a truck passenger seat, and also he has the same voice as Dewey Duck. Some people say this is better than Birds Of Prey? Man, it's fine, but calm the hell down.

Sonic The Hedgehog 2 (2022)

Date watched: 2023-08-25

Yeah, this is the better movie of the two. Since all of the introductions out of the way, it allows for so many more elements of the games to be included, and naturally it makes it feel way more like a Sonic movie than the first's whole "family road trip movie" vibe.

And all the credit to Jim Carrey, really. I wish he'd gotten to wear a fat suit like he wanted, but seriously, if you were gonna have anybody playing against anthropomorphic cartoon animals, you may as well get one of the most cartoonish men alive. Even if I did end up variously hearing a lot of Count Olaf or The Grinch in his performance.

Anyway, see y'all in Sonic The Hedgehog 3 when we finally get to see the big screen debut of what is clearly and obviously Sonic.EXE~.

Transformers: Rise Of The Beasts (2023)

Date watched: 2023-08-25

A preface: during the scene before the credits rolled, I came up with two jokes I wanted to say to my friends to refer to the "secret military force" or whatever that was being talked about. I decided to go with the second and say "G.U.N" since it was a runner for me that the film that the main character and his little brother would refer to themselves as Sonic and Tails.

Now, look, up until this movie's climax, I was willing to call it the second best of the modern Transformers films. Yes, even with the presence of Pete Davidson, and with how most of the Maximals end up superfluous, and with how the villains turn into absolute cardboard during the climax, which just largely consists of CGi flopping around on a dull, grey landscape. I liked the first two acts a lot, and I felt the material there was a lot stronger than a lot of the Bay films.

But then imagine how much worse this movie got for me when it turned out the first joke I thought of that I didn't go with because I thought it'd be too obvious turned out to be true and that it was actually G.I. Joe.

The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)

Date watched: 2023-08-26

Sure, it might be Illumination's best movie, but for me it still just largely amounts to someone jangling a keyring of Mario-branded baubles in my face for 90 minutes.

Mortal Kombat (1995)

Date watched: 2023-08-28

As I'm writing this, it's been a month since I saw this movie, and I'm only now getting around to writing about it so I can post this. At this point, I don't really remember much about it, which you can also blame on the fact that I was really tired for some reason the first time I sat down to watch it. Seriously, I had to stop and pick it up later, and I have no idea why.

I'll say this much about this movie—I was probably being too hard on it when I watched it. Like, I was stuck on this mentality that, "Oh, this is a famously bad movie. Not as much as its sequel, of course, but it's not good, and I should probably just view it that way." And I regret that. These days I try so hard to has little bias as possible going into movies, so I don't know what I was thinking acting like that.

It's an enjoyable movie. It really is. Whatever it gets wrong about the games, it's not so egregious that it destroys the movie. Honestly, I'd rather it get a couple of things wrong than be so committed to being faithful to the games that it forgets to do anything else all that well. Lookin' at you again, The Super Mario Bros. Movie. So, whatever. I can live with it.

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, probably less so, but I'll see what I think if I ever watch it.

And also, of course the soundtrack CD by The Immortals that scores part of this movie is amazing. "OOOOHHH, CHINESE NINJA WARRIOR, SUB-ZEROOOO, WITH YOUR HEART SO COLD....!"

[kiss-me-muchoo]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 || 𝐄𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐌𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐱 𝐅𝐞𝐦!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

✿ Synopsis: After going to the Upside Down, Eddie can’t stop being protective with reader, even when she told him that after everything was over, they wouldn’t be friends again. When they steal the RV, it’s time for Eddie to confess his feelings for pumpkin (reader), and beg her to forgive him.

✿ Warnings: sexual insinuations at the end, fluff, reader is emotional, Steve and Nancy finally give their blessings. oh, and prob bad grammar cuz I never corrected this

✿ A/N: This is what I want with a boy, but boys like Eddie or Joseph Quinn are not real:) IM OFFICIALLY OUT OF TUMBLR JAIL, BRB GONNA CRY;) oh and I’m in college now 👍

POSTING THIS AGAIN BC I DIDN’T KNOW I WAS ON TUMBLR JAIL;)

The whole parallelism series is here👇

✿Masterlist✿

Playlist for Eddie here 👇

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When he looked at your eyes for the first time, Eddie lost interest in blonde girls with big breasts. Now he could only think of your eyes and your small perfect body. He got so lost in the softness of your big bright eyes, the way your hair swayed, and the scent of roses and bergamot in your perfume. In the beginning, it was weird for Eddie, he never crushed so hard for a woman, not even for a female rockstar or a model from his adult magazines. This was different, it was real.

One of the most special memories he had with you was from the week of thanksgiving. He gave a small concert with Corroded Coffin in a bar, and he told you to go with him. Eddie thought you would get bored, you were not the most rock-metal girl in Hawkins. But he was very surprised when he saw you dancing with Jeff’s cousin, watching you dancing to one of his songs was a boost for him to perform it better. After the show, he drove you home, and you told him you were proud of him. That night was the first time he thought about kissing you. Sure Wayne told him good things and made him feel better, but Eddie felt he constantly failed his uncle. So having you healed him, made him want to be better. He even got a C- on the classes he had with you.

So he watched you now, your hair was messy, your green shirt had some blood, and parts of your neck were scratched with dry blood. But thankfully, you didn’t have a big injury like Steve had. And yet to Eddie, you were still perfect, after seeing you fighting with tons of demo bats, he knew you were made for him; a strong, hot, and gorgeous woman.

You could feel his eyes on you, but your attention is on Lucas and Max talking at the end of the RV. You could see that Lucas lightened your red-haired friend. Maybe they were three years younger than you, but it looked like what they had was real love. They were in the phase where they didn’t know what was love for real, and you conclude that is better that way.

Finally, your eyes meet Eddie’s, it feels like he’s appreciating you. So you arch your brow, questioning him.

“What?…” it doesn’t feel like it did some days ago, you can’t hate him. Not when he’s been so protective over you.

“You’re smiling, I haven’t seen your smile in some days” After Max almost died, you valued what you had. A gorgeous guy who hurt you, yeah. But, he wanted to give you a proper explanation and had been so attentive to you in the harshest moments, which you considered the most important moments when validating a friendship.

“Look at them…” you indicated in a low voice, pointing at the young couple with your head. Eddie turns to see them, he doesn’t say anything, but he understands. He saw that with Nancy and Steve back at the lover's lake and the Upside Down. “That’s love…”

You don’t mean to make it awkward again, so you look down at your legs, ending the conversation. You hadn’t been too close to Eddie since everything started, it mostly had been looks that said: be careful, it’s gonna be fine, oh thank god you’re alright.

Maybe the actions had been speaking more. When he grabbed you from falling in the Upside Down after that tremor. Or when he pushed you to prevent more demo bats from scratching and biting your neck.

“I can’t believe you slaughtered that bats while bleeding” he tried to start a conversation again. You raise your head to see him, and your smile, but the thought of your aching neck made you touch it with your fingertips.

“Does it look that bad?” You ask shyly. Eddie gets a little closer, pretending to inspect your damaged area, but instead, he’s looking at your necklace. A gold string with a microscopic ring hanging, pretty, he thought.

“Nuh-uh, you have to take care of it, but… you looked badass right there. I said to Harrington you two had an Ozzy level moment” he feels like he won when he hears you laughing. And he remembers Steve’s words, he said that you were like his little sister, he cared for you a lot, so he made him promise to never hurt you. Eddie was relieved to have Steve on his side when he explained what happened with you two the day that Chrissy died.

“You’re an idiot, Munson” you mutter, still laughing a little at his musical concert references. “Pray I don’t get a disease as Ozzy did, please”

You stop laughing when you hear Steve and Nancy talking, so you guide your eyes and head to them, indicating Eddie to hear. He stays quiet and hears about Harrington's six little nuggets.

He definitely doesn’t want six fetuses, he would go crazy. But he can see you with at least two nuggets. So he can’t blame Steve, he can’t laugh, because he wants the same thing, but with you.

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“You have to be fucking kidding me” so every girl in Hawkins who was buying guns decided to also take all the black turtleneck shirts, leaving just one extra small.

“You can fit on that, plus, it’ll cover your neck,” Max says, handing it to you. You take it hesitating and grab a pair of military boots.

“At least it’s a cool outfit” Max giggles at your words. She throws a package of little explosives at you, making you frown, but there’s nothing weird with that anymore, since you were preparing to kill a supernatural monster.

“Let’s go, we need more bandages for Steve” the red-haired follows you through the store, grabbing more things around.

“So when are you talking with Eddie?” Her question surprises you, you didn’t think Max would ask you about the topic.

“I don’t know, Why are you asking?” She drags the car across the hall, slowly.

“The poor guy looks so down for you” you smile, feeling blushed. Even when there’s a big crowd in the store, you feel like there’s anyone around, just Max and you.

“Funny, because when we found him in the boathouse, I told him we were never being friends again” Max stops the car. Looking at you with wide eyes.

“Girl, you’ve traumatized him!” You start laughing, and she joins you. Maybe she was right, you weren’t being an easy girl with Eddie. “No, but, you should talk with him. With all that is happening, I wouldn’t want to leave anything on bad terms, especially with someone special to me”

You feel bad for her suddenly, Max was cursed. Her life was in danger, real danger. Of all your girlfriends, Max was the funniest, her dark humor matched yours, and hanging out with her and Steve was one of the best things. You missed her, you missed the Max from 1984. And it saddened you that just when she was becoming herself again, she was at risk of being gone again.

‘I promise you I will talk to him. Just as you are getting out of this…” she stood quiet, so you hugged her, and she accepted the hug. “It’s gonna be fine”

“Hey, we really have to go!” Steve Robin and Erica were waiting for you at the beginning of the hall, looking agitated. Max takes the car and walks at a fast pace to them.

—

Lucas pushes you and Eddie is fast enough to catch you, falling against his chest.

“Sorry pumpkin,” he says in a rush. After encountering Jason and his friends, everyone knew they had to get out of the store.

“Yeah, sure, asswipe” Eddie laughs confused after Steve throws some things at him and helps you seat beside him again.

“What happened?” you sigh, feeling the RV finally moving.

“Jason and his anti-satanic club hunting us” everyone takes a breath after getting into the highway again, you brush your hair, spreading it across your scalp.

“You should have seen, the guy questioned a lot for the blood on her neck” Jason tried to intimidate you, but luckily, Robin saved you. The news caused Eddie to react.

“What? Did he hurt you?” He asks trying to find something in you that could tell him if you were hurt.

“No, I’m fine” you simply say.

“I’m sorry…” he suddenly says, and you frown, confused. He noticed though. “For dragging you into this”

“Hey, I know I said we weren’t going to be friends again, but… What are friends for?” you offer him a sad smile. And Eddie feels a shiver when he sees your face, he can’t let you go.

“We’re talking about it…” his tone is serious, and you feel your heart beat very fast.

“No, please. Not now…” you promised Max you would talk with him, but that wasn’t the moment at all.

“Pumpkin…” he calls your name a few times. But you stand up to go with Erica and Dustin.

Postpone that talk as much as you can, you think to yourself.

—

It was nice to be able to peacefully breathe, and have a moment to rest. There was nothing around, no traffic, no hysteric people, and no sounds of civilization. You look around, Steve is near counting some bullets with Erica and Lucas, Nancy and Max are seated a little far, then Dustin and Eddie are playing like some idiots.

You remember Robin’s face at the store, she briefly told you what happened with Vicky.

“Hey, Are you, okay?” she stops working and looks at you.

“Yeah, I mean… well, I don’t know” she shrugs and sighs. “It didn’t feel cool to watch her kissing some dude. Not when I thought…”

“…There was a spark in there” you complete for her, and she nods. That was exactly what happened with Eddie and you, but it was worst in your case because it was your best friend. “That’s exactly how I felt when I saw that asshole with Chrissy.”

Robin giggles when you point at Eddie playing with Dustin. “It feels like, all you did, all your feelings were for nothing. You feel like an idiot with yourself”

“That’s exactly how I feel” you place your arm across her shoulder.

“Don’t worry, we’re not even twenty. There’s a whole world outside of Hawkins” she smiles and then looks around too.

“I don’t think your feelings were for nothing…” you look at whatever she’s looking around only to notice Dustin and Eddie looking in your direction. You rapidly hug Robin, hiding your face in her neck.

“Please tell me they stopped looking…” Robin laughs and pats your arm.

“No, but Dustin just kicked Eddie” your heart was beating faster than in the upside down, you want to hide in Robin’s neck forever. “Oh, he’s coming here”

“She doesn’t want to let me go, Munson” it’s the first thing Robin says when he arrives, innocently, trying to have your back. Some seconds of silence, and you know Eddie and Robin are having a battle of killing looks.

“Well, that’s it…” you suddenly feel someone grabbing your waist. And then, Eddie is carrying you over his shoulder.

“Eddie, what the fuck? Put me down!” you can hear Robin laughing loudly. Erica looks confused and Dustin looks happy. The other idiots are not paying attention, thankfully.

“You left me with no choice. We’re talking, right now” finally, he lets you go. You are far from your friends, and the smell of the plants was stronger, it wasn’t bad though.

“Great Eddie. Here I am, ready to pull up a memory I want to sink in the bottom of my heart” he sighs, covers his mouth, and takes some seconds.

“Okay, first of all… I’m sorry for not letting you know I was with Chrissy” you suddenly feel awkward, so you cross your arms over your chest, looking at the grass. “I had the deal with her at school, we talked for some minutes, but she told me she wanted something stronger. So I told her she could come to my place”

“I had any intention with her other than selling her drugs, okay? I thought about driving her to her home and spending the night with you. I wasn’t ditching you…” you hear him, but you focus your attention on the clouds, appearing in pink and orange colors.

“And… you should know that I’ve never had anyone who cared so much for me, not even Wayne. You are the best thing it happened to me, when you walked on your first day of classes, I thought you were the prettiest girl, and then you said you liked me” he smiles at the memory. “I felt so relieved that you accepted me just the way I was”

“Not only you care for me, but for all the kids right here” he points at the guys, and you glance at them “you’re smart, pretty, caring, and so hot. I’m so sorry I said in your face some of it about Chrissy. I think I just wanted to… make you jealous”

“Well, it worked, dickhead” his hands end on your shoulders, and you know it’s time to finally look him in the eyes.

“I know, the thing is… I love you too” nothing in the world could compare to the nervousness you were feeling, how hot your cheeks felt, and how you could even hear your heartbeats “Fuck, I’m not the best with feelings but, I know I love you. I was already attracted to you the moment I saw you, but I really fell in love with you the day you came to the concert. Remember that you told me you were proud of me?”

You nod, smiling. That night was so memorable, and you weren’t lying when you said that to him.

“Yeah? Well, I wanted to kiss you so bad. On all those occasions I’ve called you sweet things or hugged you, kissed your head. All those times I’ve looked like I am at your feet, it was real. Because I am madly in love with you”

When you look at his face again, you burst into tears, his beautiful brown eyes look worried and he carefully wraps you in a hug.

“Oh no, don’t cry. No, I swear it’s real, pumpkin”

“Oh gosh, now I feel like an idiot,” you say hugging him back, crying in his chest. “I’m sorry for being so… harsh. You needed me and I was being stupid. I’m sorry, Eddie”

“Hey, don’t feel sorry. For example, if I had found you with Harrington when we had plans together, I would be pissed, sweetheart” you laugh looking up at him, still in his arms.

“I’m sorry that all of this had to happen to tell how we feel about each other” he nods, he understands. You feel sorry for Chrissy, even if it sounds weird, you feel bad for Jason “But I’m so sorry for you, Eddie. You don’t deserve any of this” his hand reaches your wet cheek, and he smiles.

“Hey, hey, it’s fine. We just have to kill this fucking Vecna and we’re free, and now I know the love of my life also loves me. Everything is fine” you laugh, and you realize he’s right. You can do anything, you can prove his innocence, and fuck it.

“Yes! We’ll get you a fake high school diploma and we’re leaving to California”

It’s been days since you haven’t seen his cute smile, he’s happy, very happy. For some seconds he even forgets they’re not over with the mission, it’s about to start, but now he has you.

“Babe? it could be a little fast but… I want us to get married on the beach” your smile only grows, surprised by his statement. But, if you survive whatever your next encounter with the upside down brings, fuck yeah!, you are marrying Eddie Munson. “What do you say?“

You jump to hug him again. “Yes, yes, yes!” you feel him carrying you again, and then he spins you a couple of times.

“You are the most amazing woman, you know?” You’re laughing, he’s laughing, it’s perfect.

“I love you…” he says once you’re on the ground again. You don’t think you’ll ever love somebody as you love him. Because nobody would fight monsters for you, nobody would risk his life for you as he did.

“I love you too” and finally, he kissed you.

It felt like in those old French movies, the romance, and love. You tug your fingers in his long hair, while one of his hands is on your hip and the other is lovingly caring for your cheek. You can hear Dustin screaming finally, causing you and Eddie to smile in the middle of the kiss.

“I need Steve and Nancy’s blessing…” Eddie rolls his eyes, and follows you, while you hold his hand.

“My parents are together?” Dustin asks as you get closer to them.

“Kinda…” you respond to him. “But we need Steve and Nancy’s blessing”

They finally look at you, Steve’s expression is serious, but then he nods, approving.

“Break her heart and I’ll get you in jail,” he says, making you laugh. Nancy only lifts his finger, also approving.

“Just don’t do things that could traumatize the kids, please” Nancy’s words make Eddie laugh this time. He hugs you from your back.

“Oh no, Wheeler. We’re going to be a couple of responsible parents” Dustin throws a plastic bag to Eddie, laughing.

“Dude, go and help her to get that wound healed” Eddie grabs the bag and drags you inside the RV.

He guides you to the small bathroom, there’s a small sink and shower, and you feel relieved, you needed a shower.

“I’ll wait for you outside, then I can help you with your neck” before he can step away, you grab his jacket.

“Wait. Come with me… we can have five minutes of fun before getting into the monster hunt” he opens his eyes, he wasn’t expecting that insinuation. He wasn’t protesting, you two had been in closer situations, it wouldn’t be weird to show all of your love when you just confessed your feelings.

“Are you sure? Because fuck, I’ve wanted it since I meet you, but…” you take the clean towel you bought and start taking off your shoes.

“I’m getting in the shower. You can just sit and watch…” your flirting tone sends a shiver through his spine. And blood starts rushing through some parts of his body, creating a fire in his stomach.

“Coming!” he says quickly following you.

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Next part is smut, pray for me.

[thegreatstoryteller]

The Great Shift: Vacation

It was another cold winter night working at the office. Fredrick was throwing himself into work after the divorce, trying to not think about how this is the first Christmas he’d be spending apart from his former husband.  They were two different people after all. He knew he was tired. He knew that it probably wouldn’t be wise to be working this late. He knew he could probably use a break, or better yet a vacation. But the empty house he’d come home to just didn’t seem appealing. More than anything he wished he could get away. From all the tiredness that came with his life.

Like it or not Fredrick would get his wish as before his very eyes a bright light engulfed his vision. When he came to he was blinking behind a tinted view of a warm welcoming beach. Some beach goers were freaking out, others were smiling giddily, and Fredrick was laying back confused. Holding a canned drink?

“Now this.... this is a strange dream? I’ve definitely been working too hard.” Fredrick muttered to himself in a deep bass voice. He’d had dreams like this before. Fantasies where he’d look down and see a completely sculpted chest, huge arms that effortlessly flex, and a commanding voice that would get him hard. However, those dreams typically ended in him seducing a guy at the gym or at his office. Never had one left him in a confused beachfront with people screaming. He hated the beach! His pale sensitive skin always burned way too easily.

While he pondered the nature of this dream he tried to stand up and got a head rush at the vantage point he now occupied. He wasn’t used to being this high up, and given how he towered over most everyone here, he knew he was probably rather tall. Still taking in his surroundings Fredrick was completely caught off guard by the woman rushing his directions. Her reckless sprint caused her body to run right into his, and right into an area which hurt. She recoiled her knee and said, “oh my gosh. I’m sorry! Geez. Man! Are you ok?” she said gruffly.

At that moment Fredrick knew this was no dream. Maybe a nightmare but no dream.

“OOooooooh” Fredrick moaned on the ground. Even his groans of pain sounded manly. 

“I’m so sorry man. I thought... I was freaking out cuz I’ve got these boobs and this long hair now... Are fuck. Stand up man!” the woman said.

It took a few minutes of deep breath and coaxing but Fredrick finally got to his feet, palming a rather sizeable appendage in his new body. 

In that time, thousands of devices delivered the same news. A worldwide event has caused the entire world populace to switch bodies with one another.

“Damn that makes sense. Fred right? Fuck. Well my name is John and I’m still freaking out.”

“It’s Fredrick. And I still can’t believe I’m awake. What on Earth are we going to do? I... uh...” Now that he was reoriented to the news and his pain, Fredrick’s eyes widened as he saw John’s body.  As a lifelong gay man he felt the familiar sensations of attraction, but now focused primarily on the body of the rather voluptuously form John now called his own. Never in his life had he expected to be caught ogling large yet firm breasts of a woman wearing a bikini, but there he was, somehow filtering out all of John’s words and staring.

“And anyway,” John continued, “I recognize this place I think. Family vacationed here a few years back. There should be some hostels or motels back closer to the city side if- Hey. Hey! Jackass! You listening?” John barked.

“Huh? Yes! Terribly sorry. You were saying? Places.... to stay! Yes. We should... go! I’m sorry... I... I’ll admit.. I was staring. I’ve never... felt such intensity. You see I’m a gay man... or rather... was is probably the right word... I can’t seem to look away from your beautiful body and I would totally understand if you wished to travel alone.”

John sighed. As bad as this guy was, he’d recently run from a few handsy guys who wouldn’t take no for an answer. At least this guy was polite.

“Whatever man. Just keep it in your pants. I was a straight guy and now I’m this hot chick. So let’s just move on and not talk about it. Maybe you could use those big muscles and sexy voice to get us a room.” John said blushing slightly. Did he just call this guy’s voice sexy?

The two collected their new body’s belongings. Or at least Fredrick did. He seemed to have a wallet and small backpack with some belongings. An ID that confirmed his new height of 6′7, a name of Walsh Gray, and a new weight of 320lbs. John had no such luck, with just a cute fanny pack with a silver phone that was locked. 

John led the way, giving Fredrick an awkward several minutes of averting his eyes from John’s curvaceous ass. He was glad it didn’t take them very long before a local motel was in sight. The patrons were offering the rooms for free until things calmed down, but due to limited spaces Fredrick and John would need to share a small single bedroom. 

Finally behind closed doors the two could breath. John fell to the bead exhausted and frustrated, while Fredrick said. “I’m... going to freshen up in the bathroom. I feel absolutely sweaty with how warm it is.”

Curiously the tired behemoth had left the door to the bathroom ajar, allowing John to see the exposed body of this new bodybuilder. Each cravice was completely carved to perfection. Everything from the intense neck and back muscles to the granite like calves and thighs. It would appear it was John’s turn to be unable to look away. Every second he looked he realized his hand was inching lower and lower down his navel. Then before anything could happen the water shut off and he snapped out of it.

“Thank you for letting me go first... you can use it if you want.... thank you again for guiding me here and for letting me stay with you. You caught me at a rather weird time in my life. You see I’d recently gotten divorced and-”

Before Fredrick could say another word John had stood on the bed and kissed him. “Just shut up. I don’t care who you were before. But the you now is making feel some weird things. So just shut up and let me ride this out.”

Fredrick’s eyes were more than wide at this explanation, but as the kisses kept coming and the small delicate hands kept wandering, he realized, maybe this was just the vacation he needed.