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svnnnne · 23 days
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redsray · 7 months
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the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?
Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??
Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.
Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.
Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.
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hinamie · 2 months
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morning glory
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bixels · 10 months
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Baffled.
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William Afton has top tier FNAF parenting skills
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thetransguard · 5 months
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kabru is canonically too smart for miscommunication trope. if anything laios would flirt with him One Single Time and kabru catches on immediately and runs it through his mental processor (does laios not know what he's doing? -> no he does. is he doing this to practice?? -> laios would not lead me on like that -> is he aware of how i feel? -> am i aware of how i feel???) and then literally the next time laios is free he schedules a meeting they sit down at the table kabru leans across looks him dead in the eyes and says very calmly on a scale of im just playing to lets get married how serious are u about this
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eyes-of-nine · 8 months
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pls assume i'm thinking about this moment 24/7 all week every week
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ruushes · 3 months
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mom said it's my turn on the silly batstarion drawings
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fanaticalthings · 3 months
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it's tough being the oldest.
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alectology-archive · 2 years
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most annoying breed of author is actually someone who doesn’t respect a genre and sets out to subvert it.
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zuzu-draws · 13 days
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[ To Save your enemy (Your Family) ]
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lilislegacy · 2 months
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percy, sighing: why are you all in my dorm room
piper: we were bored
hazel: we wanted to see you
nico: we were looking for your blue candy stash
frank, will, and grover: *guiltily looking away from him*
percy: please guys, i had to go to 4 lectures today and took 2 exams. i’m exhausted and just want to go to sleep
leo: ah come on, you know you secretly want to hang out with us
percy: well in about 10 seconds i’m gonna take my pants off, so if anyone wants to stay-
*everyone immediately gets up to leave*
percy: goodnight!
annabeth: leo, i see you crouching behind the mini fridge
everyone staring at him:
leo: what? you’re telling me that none of you are even a little bit curious?
annabeth: get out.
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ymbly · 3 months
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anyways shout out to the older aromantics and asexuals yall under appreciated fr
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s1 jon anyone?
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aceissomunster · 2 months
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discowing + jaybin ! press for quality
txtless + ref under the cut
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ignore my horrible art please i drew this on ibis paint x with my finger and the soft felt tip pen brush. and my crappy penmanship.
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alteanroyals · 1 year
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Miles Morales Kilometres Morales
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