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gravity-falls-fanatic89 · 18 days ago
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Sitting here writhing in that special time of the month pain, I feel with the utmost certainty that either Pines' man would be very concerned and conscientious of how to treat someone during this time.
Stan: "Lemme get fresh sheets and a towel on the bed for you...Rinse yourself off and it'll be here when ya get back."
"Of course a little blood don't bother me...I beat up zombies, and their guts exploded all over my suit! This is nothing!"
"Quit apologizin' for somethin' ya can't control, babe....Now, didya want dill or bread and butter pickles? I know ya like salt when you're feelin' like this."
Ford: "I have been in more dimensions than you could ever count....Do you think a normal body function is going to make me find you repulsive? Not in the least."
"Let's get you to the couch, my dear...A warm compress and chamomile tea will help soothe and alleviate your pain."
"I'm going to the store to get you the sanitary products that will help you feel the most comfortable. Please tell me what would help most. Then, I'm getting us cheeseburgers and my favorite jelly beans!"
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svdaily · 4 months ago
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Earth’s candy.
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saydesole · 10 months ago
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Healthy Foods
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majestq · 2 months ago
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theonewhowails · 1 year ago
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Golden Fleece
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graceandopulence · 2 months ago
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picky eater Dallas is rotting my head from the inside out I need to sit down and write immediately
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myfuture-self · 20 days ago
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Why hate, man, you know? It’s an expensive emotion. Hating requires a fckload of caring. I’d rather not.
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toyastales · 2 months ago
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Glass Block Breakfast Bar
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princessdumpling · 3 months ago
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I'm not just Fat, I'm *Eat Cupcakes In The Bath* Fat 🧁
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canisalbus · 1 year ago
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Whenever someone says "This would kill a Victorian child." Or "This would kill a medieval peasant." I have to think about Machete. Would he... would he survive eating a Dorito?
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saydesole · 10 months ago
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Pho🍜
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majestq · 2 months ago
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tiredyke · 1 year ago
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y’all really think cis dudes who dress femininely as a joke for views online are more enlightened and nuanced in gender than literal trans women lol
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international-adventurer · 15 days ago
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POV: you have unlimited funds to invest in nurturing yourself 🌿
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insecthusbandry · 5 months ago
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