#post about stan

[gravity-falls-fanatic89]

If you can't love the Pines' men through their terrible relationship eras, then you certainly don't deserve them in their sea grunks' peaceful era.

[gravity-falls-fanatic89]

Hi, I'm bitches.

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

[gravity-falls-fanatic89]

It's Funkle a Grunkle Friday.

You all know what to do.

[gravity-falls-fanatic89]

I know nature is healing, because I see so many artists' renditions of Stan now, and they give him an incredible tummy, so much hair everywhere, and they aren't afraid to let him hang out.

It makes me want to bawl all the happy tears.

*Ford has honorable mentions too...😊

[mroddmod]

out of context meme of an au i'm cooking

[gravity-falls-fanatic89]

Along with the community of the respective fandom they've come from. I love my blorbo and my people.

not to go all cringe on main but fictional characters have genuinely helped me through some of the worst shit in my life n i’ll forever be grateful to fiction for giving me comfort when i’ve needed it most

[hahaoatmeal]

[gravity-falls-fanatic89]

Sea Grunkles trying to hang with the ladies on shore at the bar(mostly Stan, Ford is tagging along)....

Stan: Ya see, sweet cheeks, my brother here has 12 PhDs....But I can assure you, his personality has emphasis on the Ph, and that's definitely basic....

Ford, pressing his fingers to the bridge of his nose, and closing his eyes, grimacing: Stanley, please stop-

Stan: But me, me on the other hand, I got the D, and it's anything but---

Stan gets beer to the face, and Ford once again, shakes his head, and puts his hand on his brother's shoulder.

Ford, cracking up a bit: Stanley, that joke never lands...But I will say, the Ph part is clever...And I still don't understand the second h-

Stan throws some beer in Ford's face, and they both crack up, like they did at prom many years ago. And Stan never tells Ford it's not about the joke...He is just happy to make his nerdy brother chuckle.

Stan: And you never will, Sixer.

[paintedcrows]

Revelations - Little peek at a longer continuation to my Stan & Bill accidental internet buddies comic!

After the reveal, Stan initially doesn't want to tell Ford his (former) internet best friend was Bill Cipher, because he doesn't want him to worry. Stan later doesn't want to tell Ford because he (and Bill) would rather die.

[sanct1f1ed]

favorite stan twins characterization is that they're both equally insane. stanley just gets more air time to show it off. loosely inspired by a post i read earlier but here's some absolutely insane things both of them have done

stanley:

drugged a person and turned them into an exhibit in the mystery shack

had a vegas wedding to a prospector-themed novelty dispenser

gave mabel a grappling hook

failed to steal an animatronic badger

chewed his way out of the trunk of a car

punched at least three bald eagles

is multiply divorced, possibly even with the novelty dispenser

committed premeditated murder on a llama

faked a heart attack to get on Wheel of Fortune

took his clothes off in front of a live studio audience on Wheel of Fortune

has a rivalry with a fifth grader, a grandmother, and a man who exclusively dresses like a corn cob

stanford:

pulled a gun on a bus driver when he wouldn't let a pig on board

directly assisted in mind-controlling ronald reagan during his election in 1980

gave mabel a crossbow

got bitten by a vampire bat and subsequently began sampling human blood

owns contraband outlawed in 9000 dimensions; keeps it in an extremely flimsy plastic case

"accidentally" set a hawk on fire

has exes ranging from as normal as his old college buddy to as weird as a triangle and an alien with 7 eyes who put a metal plate in his head

wears turtlenecks because he's hiding multiple tattoos he regrets, including one themed around "all star" by smash mouth

is an Extremely wanted criminal across hundreds of dimensions; was completely kicked out of one for card counting

is, bizarrely, super into the band Eurythmics

can see shrimp colors

[gravity-falls-fanatic89]

Anytime you have a bad day, please remember this:

Ford Pines would absolutely love to hear you tell him about all of the most mundane and amazing things in your current life, after missing 30 years, and he would listen lovingly while making cookies with you.

And Stan Pines would love to sit and have a drink on his old crappy couch outside the Shack, telling you all the places he's banned from to let you know that you're not a failure, you just haven't found your niche yet.

If they adore 2 small people that are weird and wild, they're gonna love you and I too.

And here's a hug for good measure 🫂❤️🫂

[rebisrot]

MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT GRAVITY FALLS IS THE HAPPY ENDING!! STAN REMEMBERS!! FIDDLEFORD FORGIVES!! PACIFICA HAS FRIENDS!! SOOS BECOMES MR. MYSTERY!! THE TWINS HAVE A BANGING BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!!! DIPPER GETS A MEMENTO FROM WENDY!! MABEL GETS TO KEEP WADDLES!! STAN AND FORD MAKE UP AND SAIL AWAY ON THE STAN O' WAR II!! THE WORLD ALMOST ENDED!! BUT IT DIDN'T!! AND WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD IT IS!!!!

[gravity-falls-fanatic89]

Staaaaaaaan

is anyone else just like, having A Time of it lately

[m6lancholiaa]

I’m a perfectionist but also a lazy bitch

[gravity-falls-fanatic89]

Old men being overstimulated gotta be one of my favorite faces these guys make.

They couldn't deny they were related to save their lives.

[artsymeeshee]

Random idea I got this morning thinking about how small little things (mostly about missing important moments of the past) make the boys emotional and sorrowful.