#and cause I use this account to vent

[thechaoticcheese]

D'oh shit, reached 100 followers sometime today

Well uh, Imma give y'all 24 hours to change your little info graphs into something interesting before I draw little doodle for 'em. Each one of y'all that have a description that is something I can draw can an will be drawn, it might just take a bit. So Friday, 12 pm PST, Imma be gathering those to celebrate those who followed me. If there is anything specific you want (simple doodle wise, like a chibi persona) I am more than happy to do that too!

[gourdlily]

so small update. i shared my main blog w people i can no longer trust in any capacity and am having a mini panic because i feel like i might get anon hate if i even breathe on poppyknitt which is hilarious bc ive only had anon hate that one time iirc. but like i have no reason to believe this and should actually be twenty times more scared theyre slandering me where i cant see them

[drygrasses]

🔇-

[staijey-the-creator]

wehhhhh...

i dont wanna change computers :[

[altarplay]

i guess it's good to have confirmation that our best is everyone's elses mediocre. lack of effort. doesn't care enough. etc.

[i-miss-breathing]

Guys I have got to get out of this fucking house I just found out my dads side of the family’s opinions on billionaires and I am unwell what the fuck who brainwashed you???

[chewysgummies]

Y'know, I still wondering how the fuck did my school managed to find my twitter account at the time around 2023

[cryptideye]

i am going to wake up EARLY. for mcdonald breakfast sandwich

[creativeexpressivename]

Grumbling hissing frothing at the mouth I hate being my brothers keeper

[demonic0angel]

DcxDp

Danny, after some encouragement (read nagging) from Jazz, decides to find a way to vent his trauma without it leading back to him. He's a bit hesitant about therapy due to Spectra, and there's only so much Jazz can do, especially since she's often busy with her classes over at Gotham University. So Danny decides to write a book under the pen name Danny Nightingale. The book quickly becomes a series of three so far called The Lab Accident Chronicles. He makes them about a boy named Neil who gets super powers in a generic lab accident and goes around fighting other super humans. The second book is about coping the trauma the ultimate enemy caused with changes, like Dan being Neil's superpowered older brother named Felix, Dani being a younger sister named Katey in the icu as a stand in for her destabilizing. There's also the older sister character based on Jazz named Amy. The third book is about coping with the trauma of the GIW vivisecting Danny with the stand in being an agency called The Anti Meta Foundation. The books become best sellers in a bunch of different cities, and the Justice League immediately can tell these books are trauma vents and are concerned.

Superman frowned at the books. “Is there a reason you believe that this is… real?”

Batman growled, “The level of detail within the novels are too… they’re too realistic. Something like this can only be written as a first hand account with personal experience.”

Green Lantern lifted the book with his ring, flipping through it rapidly. “I’m not too sure about this, Spooks. How are we sure that it’s just not someone with a good imagination? I mean, some of the things that happen in this novel are pretty… out of there. Like some sort of inter dimensional being capturing an entire town and being defeated by a teenager? His genocidal future self from another timeline coming to this world to kill him? Said teen also having a romance with almost all of the girls in his high school? Not that he described a lot but still…”

Batman pinched his nose. The first time Green Lantern actually read all of his needed materials and it was this…

Wonder Woman coughed and said, “Well, I believe you, Batman. If you think that there is a connection we can look into, it is no problem for us to give a quick check.”

Batman bowed his head to her. “Thank you.”

Superman nodded and said, “I agree. I trust you, Batman. So… where do we start?”

Batman flipped one of the books over and pointed to the name written under the drawing of a green, swirling portal. “Here. I say we start with the author. Daniel J. Nightingale.”

[eldritchkraken]

no i'm not done talking about mouthwashing. another symbol that fascinates me in the game is the pink hibiscus. this is connected exclusively to daisuke, it's the pattern on his hawaiian shirt and setpieces connected to him often contain them.

the pink hibiscus is often used as a symbol of love of all kinds, including friendship. and this fits daisuke well! he is the friendliest of the five crewmates, lacking the tension of the dynamics between curly, jimmy, and anya, or the cynicism of swansea.

i think pink is also meant to symbolize daisuke's innocence and naivete - he's the newest crewmember, appears to be the youngest, and out of everyone, he holds out hope they will be rescued the longest, and he trusts jimmy when he orders him to go in the vent that ultimately dooms him. i think this innocence is why the pink hibiscus appears so much in the late chapters - being the direct cause of daisuke's death fills jimmy with a lot of guilt and is the beginning of the wake-up call he needs to start being accountable for what he's done.

[midnightw4tch3r]

Yandere but they are actually close to you. You're scared and panicked because there's this stranger that's stalking you. "It's like they know everything about me! What am I supposed to do?" You're venting and crying into their arms as you tell them about the countless messages and alarming threats. They've even got their hands of pictures of you! Which caused you to stop uploading on your social media's. You're confining in your best friend, the most trustworthy and reliable person you know. As if they always know what and when to say it. They're comforting you and petting your hair asking if you want them to spend the night. If not, do you want them to be on the phone with you until you fall asleep?

+ Yandere best friend who's coming home with the biggest smile on their face. They can't help it! God, the way you were crying and pleading had their heart racing and hands shaking. "You're just so adorable! I want to take care of you and be the only one to see you!" They're clutching their chest as they sigh, oh, but what's this? If you truly focused, you'd have noticed you never once came over to your supposedly best friends house. That everytime you think about going to get serious help, they're telling you not to, strongly against the idea. Know nothing about the extra phones they have and endless stalking accounts they use to stalk you. Don't know about the pictures scattered all over their home, from the halls to their bedroom. Every single one being you.

[kyuuppi]

Genshin men Instagram HCs

Ft. Xiao; Scaramouche; Zhongli; Childe; Alhaitham; Kaveh; Tighnari

(gender neutral reader but wears a dress in Scara & Zhongli's parts)

Xiao // @ a1atus

★ ★ pre-relationship ★ ★

Very rarely posts

Never pictures of himself, you’ll only see his face in tagged photos

If he does post, it’s probably a new album cover of a band he likes, a particularly good plate of almond tofu from his favorite café, or—if he’s in a particularly good mood—a cute stray cat that befriended him on the street

Never edits anything but still takes pretty decent photos because he understands basic composition rules

Never tags anything but will sometimes write simple captions like “new guitar”

His pfp has not changed since he made his account and its literally just the blandest selfie you’ve ever seen—but he’s effortlessly photogenic so even when he’s just staring at the camera with a blank expression he looks hot

★ ★ in a relationship ★ ★

Xiao will unintentionally do his loyal boyfriend duties and like all of your posts but he never actually leaves a comment unless you specifically ask him to but you have to tell him what to say or else you’ll just get something like “your hair is nice” LOL

Maybe makes one post related to you but it doesn’t have your face—just picture of your hands holding each other or a photo he secretly took of you from behind as you admire some paintings from when he took you on an art gallery date

Still doesn’t write much in captions but if the post includes you, he always adds a little black heart emoji 🖤

Scaramouche // @ balladeer

★ ★ pre-relationship ★ ★

Vehemently claims he’s not chronically online but he definitely is

Def has a dark / emo aesthetic profile and puts more effort into it than he’d ever admit

Uses stories pretty frequently

Usually to show off his game stats and victories or to vent about some annoying inconvenience that's just happened to him 

balladeer Jfc the train is late again I may as well just walk home everyday ffs

All his late night gaming photos are so highly saturated in his pitch black bedroom, the only source of light being his screen on max brightness and his violet RGB keyboard. If you raise the screen brightness on your phone you might be able to make out some empty Monster cans and ramen cups on his desk—he absolutely gives Discord / Reddit mod vibes 🤢

Definitely has a story archive just for Valorant 🤮

I wanna fuck him so bad it makes me look stupid—

Posts a few selfies to show a new piercing or the very rare occasion where he’s feeling really confident in his looks

unintentionally thirst traps the emo boy lovers; yes, I am talking about you and I—

Lightly edits photos or uses filters to make them look good but nothing extreme or super aesthetic, mostly just for decent contrast

Usually the first one to see any of his friends posts but never ‘likes’ them

Will leave snarky or sarcastic comments when the mood strikes tho

His pfp is a candid picture someone else took that he thinks he looks decent in—sticking his tongue out and giving double middle fingers to the camera

★ ★ in a relationship ★ ★

Makes a post or story for every date you guys have, even if it’s just a vague picture of your shoes together

He likes to show off that he has such an attractive s/o but also lowkey just wants to have a memory to look back on for the nights he feels lonely

Doesn’t post just you though, he’s always in frame holding you or touching you in some way—he feels the need to put some sort of claim cause he thinks people are gonna shoot their shot with you—he’s kinda paranoid and insecure, pls have patience w him

Likes and comments on all of your posts. Sometimes it's a snarky quip like if you post about you and your friends doing something funny he might comment “lmao ur so dumb” but if its a selfie or something you’re proud of, he leaves a little compliment and heart emoji.

YN0103 [bedroom mirror selfie of you shyly posing in a dress]

YN0103  Bought a new dress today…it’s not my usual style but I rlly like it 🥺

balladeer cute 💜

If anyone ever confronts him in person about his nice comments on your posts tho he’ll get flustered and claim his account was temporarily hacked LOL

His heart def flutters when you post a picture of him on your own account

He kinda can’t believe you’re proud enough of him to publicly post about him

Changes his pfp to the two of you together and, if you zoom in and squint, you can tell he’s kind of smiling <3

Zhongli // @ rex_lapis

★ ★ pre-relationship ★ ★

I’m sorry but I have to do it…

He has Facebook grandpa vibes

Like he has no idea how to use half of the features; stories are an absolute mystery to him. What is a reel?

But he tries to be supportive of his friends and will leave way-too eloquent comments with a Wikipedia levels of supplemental information

a1atus [ photo of a shiny Fender acoustic guitar laying on what seems to be a bed]

a1atus new guitar

rex_lapis Lovely new instrument, Xiao. You seem to have quite good tastes – that particular model is popular among many professional musicians. It is well renowned for its clear sound and beautiful mahogany exterior. If you wouldn’t mind, I would love to hear you play it someday over tea.

a1atus @ rex_lapis thanks

the way I cackled writing that exchange ygweyufgwyu Xiaos just like ‘thanks for commenting dad’

His pfp is not him—it’s probably a famous painting he likes or a beautiful white flower from a garden he visited

★ ★ in a relationship ★ ★

If you want him to improve his Insta game, you’re going to have to teach him, I’m sorry

On the up side, Zhongli is a great student and is eager to learn anything you teach him

Will try to post pretty regularly; usually somewhat mediocre photos of beautiful scenery like sunsets and flowers

Like Scaramouche, he enjoys the idea of documentary your time together so he posts something at the end of each of your dates

Your heart lowkey melts when Zhongli, very earnestly, asks after dinner if you’ll allow him to take a selfie with you to post on his Instagram

Regularly asks for feedback on his posts to ensure he’s properly taking your advice and improving :,)

He even starts organizing and naming story archives on his profile—simple titles like “tea,” “nature,” “friends,” and “my dearest”

Likes and comments on every single one of your posts and replies to all of your stories, even if he was there with you

Usually just lathers you in compliments on your beauty or tastes but they’re so thoughtfully written that it’s obvious he’s not “just saying it” and genuinely believes all the kind things about you he writes

YN1231 [photo of you twirling in a summer dress amidst a colorful of bed of flowers in a botanical garden, take by your friend]

YN1231 It’s finally starting to feel like spring! 🌸🌼🌺

rex_lapis While the camelias are lovely, they pale in comparison to your radiance. Your yellow sundress is also quite lovely and compliments your complexion in the morning sunlight. Truly a divine sight. 

balladeer @ YN1231 @ rex_lapis ugh can you guys keep it in the DMs

- Changes his pfp to a selfie of himself smiling after you told him he should. The angle is a little odd but he’s so naturally attractive that he still manages to look good. 

Ajax // @ tartaglia_on_top 

★ ★ pre-relationship ★ ★

Doesn’t post too often but when he does, it kinda gives stereotypical frat boy

Like, lots of parties and shirtless beach photos with his friends

The surprise is the occasional posts of his little siblings and kids he volunteers with in between

He sometimes posts championship and practice photos from his martial arts competitions with captions thanking his team and mentors

Is pretty popular—has a few thousand followers, many are people he met just once or twice at parties or genuine friends and classmates, but the vast majority are online fans who just follow cause he’s hot LOL

Is the type of person you followed once after meeting a long time ago and never talk to again but you can’t bring yourself to unfollow cause he’s nice and his updates are kinda interesting and he’s hot

Isn’t online that much so he doesn’t like/comment on his friends’ every post but usually tries to leave congratulatory messages when someone accomplishes something or graduates

His pfp is a closeup of himself with a boyish grin he cropped from a group photo

★ ★ in a relationship ★ ★

It is super obvious when you guys start dating cause almost every post from that point is about you in some way LOL

tartaglia_on_top [photo of Ajax, sweaty and exhausted but clearly excited as he holds a trophy in one hand with the other wrapped around your waist while he presses a kiss to your cheek]

tartaglia_on_top Officially a 3 year championship winner! Thanks to my biggest supporter @ YN0720 😘

He’s not even consciously trying to post you all the time, it just happens because you are either always together or any memorable moment he thinks are worth an Insta post involve you in some way

You’re the only person, aside from his family - that he actually likes/comments on all posts for

Is the type of boyfriend to leave those super dramatic, embarrassing comments on your selfies like “DAAAMN BABE 🥵 finna make me act UP” and, in one particularly shameless case, “god youre so hot pls step on me queen 😍” 

Please block him

He shamelessly liked all your past posts from before you too met as well—you were kinda mortified to wake up one morning to a notification that just said “what a lil cutie ❤️” on a post of yourself from seventh grade. 

Changes his pfp to a couple selfie he took of the two of you kissing on a winter vacation in the mountains

Kaveh // @ kaveh.designs

★ ★ pre-relationship ★ ★

Obsessed with having an aesthetic profile

Like, the color palette of the background and clothing in his pfp selfie are carefully matched with the cover of each of his story archives, down to the hex code

He carefully edits every post and uses filters to make them all fit with his theme no matter how inaccurate to real life they may become

“Huh…I thought your bedroom wall was a bit more orange than this…” 

“Oh, that’s cause I use 30% Juno in all my bedroom photos for a warmer finish.”

“???”

Despite his aesthetic profile, he doesn’t come off as particularly vain or narcissistic—only posts selfies when he’s has a particularly good hair day or changed his accessories

Most of his posts are of places he travels to (museums and big cities with interesting architecture) or his own sketches and rendered design projects

Online pretty frequently, always checks insta when he wakes up, before bed, and during lunch breaks

His stories are often project updates, interesting things he encounters throughout the day, or food photos

Only likes posts he actually likes and sometimes comments with photography critiques

tighnar1 [photo of a cluster of three bright blue mushrooms clustered against vibrant green grass and patches of dark, wet soil]

tighnar1 Proof the forest is an amazing place: found this beautiful little cluster of juvenile Rakkhashava mushrooms on my hike today. Great spotting by @ colleeei. Check my story for some cool mushroom facts. 🍄

kaveh.designs great photo composition, Tigh, perfect golden ratio on the caps.

tighnar1 @ kaveh.designs Thanks I guess…

Has a decent number of followers, many of whom are also artists familiar with Kaveh’s reputation from the Kshahrewar. Others just like his OOTD stories and charming smile

★ ★ in a relationship ★ ★

Kaveh revamps his entire profile once you two become official

His pfp becomes a candid taken by a stranger of the two of you together at an aquarium, holding hands as you point something out to him through the glass

It was taken by a photographer working at the aquarium as part of a promotion—the photographer showed you two the photo and asked for permission to post it on their official website and Kaveh was absolutely obsessed with the photo—it’s still one of his favorite and it doesn’t even show your faces

He still matches his archived story covers to his new pfp but his actual feed had become a lot more relaxed and natural now

He still slightly edits photos so they look as good as possible, but he doesn’t like using filters on photos of you or the two of you together because he thinks it would be a disservice to your natural beauty

Like Ajax, his posts and stories naturally become mostly about you whether scenes from your dates—candid photos he takes of you where he insists you look like art even though you’re just in pajamas with an unmade face—or even photos of things he sees throughout the day that remind him of you

Sometimes he posts stories of funny reels or art pieces he knows you’d like and tags you in them with messages like “@YN0709 omg remember when we were talking abt this?” and “me & @ YN0709💕”

Similar to Childe, leaves the most downbad, dramatic comments on your posts

YN0709 [swimsuit selfie]

YN0709 happy summer! ☀️🌊

kaveh.designs Oh my god my heart– 💘 I cannot believe I get to come home to this every night 👅💦

YN0709 @ kaveh.designs omg kaveh pls 💀

al_haitham @ kaveh.designs Every time I see one of your comments I regret ever learning how to read.

Alhaitham // @ al_haitham  

★ ★ pre-relationship ★ ★

Only made an account so his friends would stop bothering him about not keeping up with things tbh

Checks his feed a few times a day but skips through stories if they’re too long/too many

Absolutely hates concert stories the most cause they’d loud, long, and filled with off-key drunken singing

Never likes or comments on anything unless it’s really interesting to him

Occasionally shares reels in his story that are like interesting history facts or official Akademiya announcements

Has a few posts (and only cause Kaveh would not shut up about it) but they’re mostly just pictures of book covers he’d just finished reading with a detailed review or literary analysis as the caption—but he’s mindful of avoiding spoilers for those who haven’t read it

However, he does have one post that stands out quite a bit

He posted an unintentional gym third trap because he just happened to be working out, as is routine, and thought it might be nice to share some tips on proper rope pushdown form 

If you’re not a gym babe and don’t know what this is, I beg of you, please look up a gif or video and imagine Alhaitham doing this, shirtless. You’re welcome.

It has become his most popular post by far

His pfp is probably taken straight from his faculty ID card: plain background, bright lighting, neutral facial expression

★ ★ in a relationship ★ ★

After you two have become official and are pretty comfortably established in your relationship, he’ll post a photo of the two of you—probably one you took - with a simple caption like “Late night at Puspa Café with my favorite person 💚”

Everyone who knows him freaks out in the comments with variations of “omg hathie got an s/o???” and “wow he finally posted a normal pic of himself, y/n is a good influence” but he doesn’t reply to any of them lmao

If you use Instagram a lot, he’ll naturally become more active too because he enjoys learning more about what you like through your posts and stories

He likes all of your posts but never comments—if one of your posts interests him, he’d prefer to wait until he sees you later to ask you about it in person 

He just wants an excuse to talk to you more

As he becomes more active, little bits and pieces of your relationship naturally infiltrate his feed

His latest book review post has your favorite mug in the background because the two of you had breakfast together

His informational story post of an antique Sumerian emerald he found at a street vendor is being modeled by your pretty hands because you were with him when he saw it and later given to you after the vendor insisted on Alhaitham gifting it to his “beautiful spouse”

He changes his profile picture to the two of you from one of your many reading dates, comfortably lounging on a loveseat in a quiet corner of the library—and this time, he’s softly smiling

Tighnari // @ t1ghnar1

Surprisingly active on social media

He thinks social media is a great way to share information about the importance of forest conservation and get people to appreciate the beauty of Avidya forest

Makes one post almost every day and multiple stories

Needless to say, 90% of his posts are of plants or small animals he finds on his hikes or while working

His most popular posts are those of cute squirrels and birds that are being nursed back to health after being found wounded—animals just seem to naturally love him so the pictures are usually taken by his coworkers because his arms are full with cuddly animals that refuse to move

The other 10% of his posts are from the occasional hang outs with friends or coworkers after work—snaps of iced fruit teas from Puspa café or colorful clay plates overflowing with Collei’s homemade pita pockets. 

He makes sure to reply to or at least like every comment, particularly those from people asking questions about the plants he posts or how to become a forest ranger. Even simple “wow that's so cool” comments often get at least a “thanks, glad you liked it” from Tighnari

He tends to use some cute forest or food emoji when they fit with his posts. For example, 🍄,🥙,🦊,🐦, etc.

Also tends to use “:)” when replying to his followers because he knows it can be difficult to read tone in text-based communications

Tigh is basically a social media manager at this point oops

Because he is online so much, he naturally keeps up with almost everything his friends post and will like or comment on things he finds interesting

His pfp is a selfie of himself with a small yellow bird perched on his shoulder from one of his patrols

★ ★ in a relationship ★ ★

All Tighnaris written by me WILL follow the “fennec foxes mate for life” trope regardless of AU, it is an indisputable law of the universe

If you’re in a relationship with Tighnari, you should be prepared for stability and commitment in general

While he doesn’t go out of his way to make an official announcement post or anything like that, you become a regular feature on his page

Will tag you in anything you’re related to, unless you specifically ask him not to

t1ghnar1 [photo of a small, cream-colored fox brushing itself against Tighnari’s leg and looking up at the camera with large eyes]

t1ghnar1 On a walk with @ YN1229 this morning we spotted this cute little kit without her mom. 🦊 While adorable, foxes - even kits - are wild animals and should never be approached unless by professionals. We have informed the local animal control where she will be taken care of until we can locate her family. Photo by @ YN1229

He never outright announces you as his lover but he seems to spend so much time with you and refer to you so casually that his followers who don’t know him just assume you’re his spouse LOL

He doesn’t bother to correct them either :,)

bennie_boy Wow, that mountain is so high up - wasn’t ur spouse scared to go up there?

t1ghnar1 @ bennie_boy Y/n has been on so many trips like this with me that they’re pretty used to it. :)

Likes your posts as he see them on his feed and occasionally leaves a short comment like, “beautiful <3”

[tom-foolery-incorporated]

Shockwave’s Pet Human

No particular Shockwave in mind (maybe a mix between G1, TFP, and IDW?)

Sequel to How to Share Your Pet! I might do more stories following this universe/idea/au/whatever in the future

AFAB gender neutral reader, sub reader, dom Shockwave, racially ambiguous, fingering, brat taming, pet play, mutual masturbation, dirty talk, size difference, thigh fucking

Shockwave’s cold metal digits parted your ass giving the mech a good visual on your dripping arousal. He had you on your hands and knees presenting to him like an animal in heat. At this point you should be used to your partner’s love to embarrass you but you still felt so vulnerable with your most delicate body parts open to his scrutinizing optic.

“Lift your hips,” Shockwave ordered in an even and calm tone.

You did as you were told arching your back so your hips lifted towards his directions. Goosebumps rose to your skin with a body encompassing shiver when you heard the satisfied rev of his engine.

“Your arousal is evident,” Shockwave said his optic trained on how your hole pulsed. “I might assume you’ve been fantasizing about this while doing your work.” You could feel the cylindrical shape of his gun servo slip under your hips to help support your body.

“I planned on moving you up to the next sized toy today,” Shockwave said. His finials twitched in amusement when he saw your head perk up. “But I do not believe that your human anatomy could handle any further training let alone my spike.” You could feel the taunt in his voice. He wanted to see you pout and cry that yes you can take his spike! Yes you can handle bigger toys in your tight pussy!

“Shockwave-“ you groaned wiggling your hips back to show your eagerness. Shockwave’s grip only tightened, his entire servo engulfing your hip and your side. “Can you really prove to me that your valve can handle my size?” Shockwave let his thumb run down your weeping cunt gathering the slickness you’ve accumulated to rub over your clit. The high pitched whine you made caused steam to swish out of his vents.

Shockwave leaned back to account for his chasis as his optic readjusted taking in the erotic scene before him. You were so small compared to him. So small and so vulnerable under his servo. His little human toy he gets to ruin. Your soft, plush flesh dipping under the weight of his servo, the way your stomach folded around his canon. The scientist finally let his spike release from behind his modesty plate, the hissing noise releasing into the air made you subconsciously push your rear further up. Shockwave let his heavy spike flop onto your ass, his transfluid leaking down the small of your back.

His plating was almost scalding burning with desire to finally spike you but not yet. Your fragile human form would tear if he tried to bully his aching spike into your all but too welcoming hole.

Shockwave pulled his hips back letting his spike drag between your spread cheeks before pressing the tip against your cunt.

You wanted to cry you were so desperate to have him inside you. Your poor pussy lonely without having Shockwave stuffed inside.

“Your heart rate has increased.” His cold, clinical tone making you whine in an emotion somewhere between desperation and embarrassment. The tip of his spike was practically the same size as your pussy. You could feel him from your clit to your desperate hole. “It would seem you’re as desperate for this as I am.” Shockwave slid his spike along your slick cunt. “Your arousal is very audible.” He gave a harsh thrust running his spike over your cunt with a wet clicking noise.

“Shockwave,” you moaned looking at your giant lover from over your shoulder. “Please! Please let me take you!” Shockwave released his hold on your hips while gently sliding his canon out from under you. You whined losing the feeling of his servos on you but your frustration would only be furthered when he pulled his spike away from you dripping folds.

Shockwave felt his spark thrum at the frustrated whine you made, his optic ogling at the trail of slick you left on the head of his spike.

“You know I am unable to penetrate you yet.”

You heard the heavy fall of his pedes as they carried him over to the cabinet you knew far too well.

“We will move up in size since you seem so eager.”

You followed the sound of his footsteps as he came back plopping something heavy behind you. You could feel the chilled silicone rubbing against your thigh. The head of the toy leaning against your anus when you pushed your hips back to sandwich the phallus between the lips of your cunt. While the motion didn’t bring you the stimulation you desired it was enough to satiate you for the time being.

“Show me how much progress you have made since our training started.”

Finally!

You pushed your body forward lifting your butt up into the air to make room for your what you were about to do. You peaked through your legs reaching your hand towards the fake spike then stopped when you saw Shockwave slowly teasing his digits over the tip of his spike. His transfluids smeared over the glistening purple metal just begging for your tongue to help clean it up.

With a quick flip of your body you changed your position so you were facing your robotic lover. His finials moved and his optic shifted taken aback by your sudden movement. While he didn’t order you to face him he was still curious as to what you planned to do and so he let you continue. He slowed his motions over his spike wanting to wait until you had found a position to fuck the spike into you with.

Then it clicked in his processor. You scooted on your knees to the edge of his berth taking the dildo with you. Your eyes trained hungrily on his leaking spike like you’d die without a drop of his transfluid. Shockwave felt almost satisfied seeing you so well trained as his desperate slut but you needed to prove yourself first.

He moved his spike out of your reach when he saw your greedy little hands move to touch him. The whine that came from your throat almost pulled a chuckle out of the scientist but he kept his cool.

“Prove to me our training has been worthwhile and I will give you your treat.” He exasperated the last word with a firm pump to his spike. Your mouth watered in anticipation.

“I’ll be good.”

“You always are.”

You felt your heart and soul melt into a puddle of romantic pinks and reds. You grabbed the fake spike angling it towards your dripping hole as you made room for its massive size by lifting your body up on your knees.

“Don’t be impatient,” Shockwave scolded stopping you from moving any further by pressing his canon against where you held the dildo. “You need to prep yourself or you risk tearing your perineum.” You huff so desperate to be filled that you forgot one of the steps Shockwave insisted on.

You fell back onto your rear letting the toy fall to its side so Shockwave could have a better view of your fingers against your glistening vulva. You slide your index and middle finger down your slit before pulling them back up letting them frame your arousal on their way back. A shaky exvent could be heard from Shockwave. While many would consider him in this moment still cold and emotionally detached you knew how excited he was just from the shaky flow of air he let out through his vents.

“I can’t wait until you can be inside of me,” you moaned rubbing your clit for Shockwave’s enjoyment. His optic was trained on your fingers. There was something so erotic to him about watching you finger yourself.

“Neither can I.”

“I bet you’d stretch me to my limits.”

You pushed two of your fingers in your hole. A shiver ran down your body finally feeling relief to your whorish desperation. Your fingers plunged in and out of you with slick noises that Shockwave was all too familiar with.

“If I were to penetrate you without training you first, there is a high probability at both internal and external injury.”

“You’d tear me in half.”

You quickened your fingers rubbing them along the top part of your vaginal wall. The ribbed texture of your g-spot slid gracefully under your fingers with the help of your slick.

You nearly jumped when Shockwave slammed his servo and canon onto the metal berth. His chasis pointed down while his optic was trained on your form.

“Continue.”

You returned to slipping your fingers in and out of your pussy. Shockwave’s optic bore into your soul while you stared back. Your lips were slightly parted in a pant as sweat rose to your skin. Your body felt incredibly hot from not only your current activity but also from Shockwave’s engrossed gaze on you.

He was absolutely enamored with you.

“Add another finger,” Shockwave ordered.

“Why don’t you work me open yourself?”

While your assessment seemed logical and while Shockwave would agree that him fingering you would stretch you out faster and therefore be the most logical corse of action, your disobedience wouldn’t do.

“I thought I had trained you better than this.”

A chill ran up your spine at Shockwave’s tone. His optic narrowing in on you. You were feeling bratty and impatient and Shockwave knew that all too well. He had done such a good job at training you to be so obedient and here you were talking back to him.

“I didn’t mean-“

“If that’s what you want then so be it.”

The air was knocked out of you when Shockwave’s canon pinned you in place by your stomach. You could only let out a soft “oof!” At the heavy weight of his canon arm. His other servo came up, three of his digits pressed against your weeping cunt.

“Your body should be well acclimated to three of my digits by now,” Shockwave said his optic casting a yellow glow over your body.

His digits breached your hole in a tight stretch. You arched your back to the best of your ability with Shockwave’s canon atop your stomach. His robotic fingers filling you gave you some much needed relief but you could still feel the stinging from the sheer girth of three of his digits.

Once Shockwave had sunk his digits down to the middle joint, he pulled them back only to slam them back inside of you. The pace he set was ferocious, your poor pussy squelching loudly against his rhythms. Your juices leaked around his purple plating making the mech scoff.

“You enjoy this too much.”

Shockwave continued his finials twitching forward at the broken and pathetic sounds you emitted. As much as Shockwave loved having you as his obedient pet he also couldn’t help but find enjoyment indulging in reminding you just whose toy you were.

“You are close to an overload,” Shockwave stated flatly. “If you overload without my permission there will be consequences.”

You bit your lip and curled your toes trying to hold in your orgasm. “I’m sorry!” You cried squirming trying to keep the fluttering feeling in your pussy at bay.

“You have nothing to be sorry for,” Shockwave started. “Yet.”

Shockwave’s canon pressed further against your stomach forcing you to feel the bulge of his fingers going in and out of your poor pussy.

Juices coated your inner thighs like a glaze of lust. Shockwave only exasperated your state by using his thumb to circle your clit. His three fingers curling and squirming inside of you.

You couldn’t do it.

It hit you like a train. Your whole body jolted up as you came. Your legs shivered and your mouth made a perfect O shape with your eyebrows thrown up. Your fingers clawed at his canon trying to grip yourself to reality as he continued fingering your sopping cunt.

“It seems you are incapable of following orders,” Shockwave mocked. His digits continued their ministrations through your orgasm. Electric jolts of pleasure tormented your lower body all the way to your toes.

“I believe a punishment is due.” Shockwave finally pulled out his fingers giving your pussy a break. He slowly slid them out letting a string of your slick still connect his servo to your cunt before breaking the string and presenting you with your mess. “First you will need to clean up my servo.” Shockwave ran his digits along your lips until you opened your mouth to lick at them and suck your cum off his metal plating. “Then I will use your holes however I see fit for the rest of the recharge cycle.”

You whined feeling your slick leaking between your folds. You grabbed Shockwave’s servo with your hands trying to get a better angle to lick your own cum off of his digits. A low hum of approval emitted from Shockwave. You looked up at your Cybertronian lover through your top eyelashes. Your eyes big, wet, and pleasing.

“Cease that,” Shockwave ordered shoving one of his digits into your mouth until he could feel you gag. “Your pleading will not change my decision. On your knees.” Shockwave pulled his digit from your mouth and removed his canon from your stomach. You sat up sitting on your knees with your legs folded under you and your hands neatly resting on your lap.

Shockwave grabbed the fake spike in his servo. It was so funny how small the massive dildo looked in his hand when it was practically the size of your thigh. He pushed the tapered tip of the toy against your lips. You looked up at Shockwave pleadingly making sure to keep your mouth shut. You didn’t want to suck on a damn toy you wanted his spike!

“Open,” Shockwave ordered.

Much to his pleasure you relented letting your plush lips wrap around the tip of the toy. Shockwave’s engine rumbled at the sight. Your pretty eyes looking at him so innocently while sucking on the end of a fake cock. He pushed the toy further and further into your mouth until he could hear you start to gag. Your throat hitched at the silicone intrusion then was granted relief as Shockwave pulled the toy back.

You stayed sitting with your hands stacked neatly on your lap. Sitting so obediently on your knees like the good pet you were. Shockwave noted this feeling pleased that you were being so well behaved despite your earlier bratiness.

Shockwave slid the toy back into your mouth feeling his spike throb at the sound of you choking before pulling it back out once again. He kept a steady rhythm fucking the toy into your mouth. You drooled around the toy, strings of saliva cascading down your chin. You didn’t do anything to wipe away your drool since Shockwave hadn’t ordered you to. He could feel his spark swelling with adoration at your behavior. How could he have found such a good pet?

Shockwave then pulled the toy out of your mouth for a final time, thoroughly enjoying how you chased after it with your mouth.

“On your back, pet,” Shockwave commanded.

You eagerly changed position so you were laying on your back with your knees bent and your legs spread. Shockwave’s optic narrowed in on your drooling cunt. The way your hole pulsed begging to be filled. He fantasized for a moment that it was his spike filling you.

Shockwave shook himself out of his fantasy and lined up the drool coated toy with your needy hole. Your breath hitched excited to finally have the relief you’ve been craving.

He inserted the toy excruciatingly slow. Your vulva spreading to make room for the massive toy. The stretch made you wince and moan out. You arched your back pulling your thighs in closer to your body trying to make as much room as possible for Shockwave’s servo.

“Very good,” Shockwave said barely above a whisper. You held the backs of your thighs with your hands. Pleased with how you presented your needy pussy, Shockwave pushed the toy as deep as it could go into you. You cried out feeling stretched beyond belief.

You tried to hold your hips down to keep yourself from humping the toy without Shockwave’s direction first. He noticed how your hips twitched ever so slightly and he couldn’t help but torment you by keeping the toy burrowed yet still within your hole. The only noises within the room were the sounds of Shockwave’s whirring internal fans and your soft panting. You stayed still for what felt like forever just holding your thighs open while spread out on your back with Shockwave simply observing you.

“Beg,” Shockwave demanded while pulling the toy out of you then slamming it back into you with enough force to push your body. You cried out clenching around the toy as it bullied its way back into your cunt.

“Please! Shockwave please fuck me!” You wailed unabashedly.

“I am still unconvinced,” Shockwave responded while keeping the toy still within you once again.

“Please, Shockwave! Please! I want to be your toy!” You pant while humping the toy trying to recreate that delicious friction. “I’m nothing but a hole for you to use! Please, please, please!”

Your begging caved into whining as Shockwave set a ruthless pace with the toy. Your hole squelched around the dildo as the silicone base slapped against your cunt.

“I didn’t tell you to stop begging, pet,” Shockwave scolded while giving your poor pussy a couple harsh thrusts with the toy.

“Thank you! Thank you Shockwave for fucking me!” You moaned out while arching your hips upwards. Your arms were sprawled behind your head trying to grab onto whatever you could find on the berth. Shockwave shoved his canon arm under your hips lifting your lower body into the air as he pumped the dildo inside of your needy cunt with the same precision he was known for in battle.

“While I do appreciate your gratitude,” Shockwave started as his optic was trained on where your folds parted to allow the silicone intrusion. “That is not begging. I ordered you to beg.”

You whined tears coming to your eyes from the intense pleasure your robotic lover bestowed upon you. “I’ll do anything!” You moaned out with your head tilted back. “I’ll do anything you want! Please keep fucking me!”

You gasped feeling your lower body drop back down onto the berth. Using his canon arm, Shockwave supported his weight above you as he slapped his heated spike over your body. His servo abandoned the dildo within you and instead grabbed your hip in a bruising grip. He slid his spike down your pelvis letting you feel the bumps of his yellow biolights down your vulva.

“My beautiful, pet,” Shockwave groaned letting the thrust of his spike against your pussy push the toy back into you. You grabbed onto his servo with one hand and his canon with the other as you moved your hips in time with his. His pink transfluid leaked onto your body covering your pelvis in the glowing fluid. Shockwave’s unblinking optic remained trained on your face and all of your blissed out expressions.

Every thrust of his spike through your drooling folds pushed the dildo back into you. You grabbed the tip of Shockwave’s spike rubbing the leaking head with every push he gave against your cunt. Your clit rubbed against the metal texture aiding in bringing you further towards your own release.

“I have never felt such a wet valve before,” Shockwave’s voice held a glitch to it. “You have become my perfect plaything.”

You moaned out his name arching your hips into his spike. You could feel that chord in your stomach tightening with every thrust against your body Shockwave gave you. Your vision was blurred with tears of pleasure as Shockwave’s optic bore into you. His intense love for staring you down only made you wail his name as you came around the toy. Shockwave’s finials moved forward invested in the sounds of your orgasm. However despite the way you twitched and squirmed underneath the metal behemoth, he did nothing to slow down his thrusts. Your clit felt raw with every shove of his spike and your hole felt thoroughly stretched out and abused by the toy.

“It’s too much!” You cried grabbing onto Shockwave’s spike like a life line. You wrapped your hands and thighs around him as he continued his thrusting. “You will refrain from complaining until I am finished,” Shockwave scolded.

His thrusts grew erratic as you wriggled against his throbbing spike. He locked your form as it was deep into his memory banks for later use. With one last thrust, Shockwave shot his overload over top your torso coating you in the glowing pink transfluid he leaked.

Shockwave’s fans were working overtime to cool off his systems. In the meantime he stroked your face with his servo marveling at how beautiful his pet looked after a successful play session. Your arms flopped to your sides as you kept your thighs squished around his spike. “So good,” you whimpered feeling the toy slowly slip out of you with a loud squelch from your hole. “You have indeed performed well,” Shockwave praised while continuing to stroke your face. “I will initiate after care and clean up protocols.”

[scrambledsun]

Mouthwashing au! So I enjoyed playing the game, and I'm enjoying the Fandom very much. Recently, I had an idea for a au. In this au Jimmy's like "fuck it is deserve to live more than anyone else" and takes the cryogenic pod for himself after he kills curly considering it his "mercy" and he gets rescued after 10 years later. He gives the investigators the story he wants and walks free.

And this is where it becomes apparent that jimmy, though he won't admit it, was severely reliant on curly. For one, Jimmy is naturally rather unlikable and without curly to defend him more often than not he gets his as kicked. He can't find a good job because once again, there's no curly to vouch for him.

And its not like he can use the money he got as compensation from pony express can help him. For one it wasn't very much to begin with. The already bankrupt company having paid the grieving families five years prior to Jimmy's unexpected return. They didn't account for his return. So when he did arrive it had came out of the founder's nearly empty pocket. And he'd already used a good chunk on medical bills as, surprise surprise, the cryo pods were shit, so he had to have one of his feet removed. And no disability for him isn't shit so more often than not he's living pay check to pay check.

And believe it or not, that's not the worst thing for him. No it would be the sins of his past haunting the fuck out of him at night. And no amount of drugs or alcohol help. For example: imagine him lying in bed, eyelids heavy with exhausten from his shitty job, drifting to dreamland, only to hear abrupt gunshots so loud they cause him to toss himself out of bed on to his dirty floor and leave his ears ringing for hours after. Or maybe he is trying to sleep again, feeling hopeful that now he'll get some desperately needed shut eye. Only to hear loud disgusting choking sounds that can't be blocked out no matter what he uses to cover his ears. It leaves he paralyzed in bed out of fear because last time when he rolled over to try and find where the sound came from, he was face to face and eyes to eye with the face of curly. He stopped sleeping in his bed for a while after that

Other times, he'll hear Swansea screaming his name out of anger, rapid heavy footsteps coming his way. Other times, he'll see anya in any type of reflective surfaces bleeding from he mouth and nose with her eyes rolled back. And sometimes he'll catch a glistening eye staring down on him from his dusty vents with blood dripping down and cries of pain coming from it.

He is being haunted at night and at his apartment. There's no one he can talk about this to for fear of incriminating himself. it's been the reason he's lost several jobs already. He's the mental case everyone avoids and pitys from a distance. He is alone with his thoughts and loyal crew. It's like a haunted au, but with a twist, I'll reveal later. Let me hear if there's anything thing you'd add to it!

[penny-anna]

hi guys!! guess who got more transformers fic recs!! including some WEIRD SHIT!!

Electric Chapel by DesdemonaKaylose

You are cordially invited to the WEDDING of our esteemed LORD MEGATRON and SOME LITTLE GUY HE FOUND IN A BOX.

Megatron attempts to marry Rung. Rung is highly desirable. Skywarp and Thundercracker eat teacups. delightful.

Working Through It by Trinary

“TC,” Skywarp says, “I’m, like, ninety percent sure that humans don’t have interface cables.” Thundercracker squawks and almost knocks him over trying to get the script out of his hands.

robot/robot/human threeway w plug n play interfacing. GOOD robot action.

they say some things just don't wash out by harperuth

The data continued to coalesce with every passing moment he could watch Rodimus and still he couldn’t come to a conclusion. By all accounts it didn’t make any sense. - - - Or, Ultra Magnus struggles to understand Rodimus and his unorthodox fueling habits.

nice little UM and Rod fic!!!

Creep Down the Alleyway, Fly Down the Highway by Nathrakh_Red

Tracks was laughing in a way that’d be sarcastic if it was anyone else, in a way that might’ve ruffled Raoul's feathers if he hadn’t gotten used to the fact that Tracks laughed like a wealthy woman drank— haughtily, self-possessed, and so as not to cause wrinkles. Two different Tracks/Raoul fics!

WAUGHHH!! *biting and chewing these two*

Feel How It Feels by autoschediastic

But Optimus said, "That would be helpful," and a weirdly pleasant warmth spread through Lennox's gut.

some good transformer & human content for u

don't mean to brag, but my bandwidth is fat by harperuth

“Kid,” Ratchet ex-vented, “Did you listen to anything I just said?” Tailgate’s visor flashed, for just a klik. First Aid almost thought it was a trick of the light, “Big war, modified interface arrays, do I want one, et cetera. I listened. And I said no.”

tailgate hot girl summer

Spike Seeks Valve by Baird Crevan (Baird)

“Your name.  Is.  Spike,” Skywarp repeated.  “Yes, that’s what I said!  I am Spike, ally to the Autobots, the defenders of Earth!” Skywarp trembled a little and made a weird giggling noise.  “Uh, wow.  That’s.  Erm, sorry Jazz, I gotta… I gotta steal your Spike.”

i already recced this one but my GOD is it funny

Bottom of the Line by Trinary

Skyfire’s been pining over his lab partner for too long. He could swear Starscream has a thing for him, too, but when they finally get together, it doesn’t go like he expects. Skyfire’s always been told the cold constructed were missing something. He just didn’t think it was this.

u like skystar?? TOP tier skystar right here. recommend watching 'fire in the sky' first if u haven't seen it. for full impact.

how to get away with murder by OccasionalStorytelling

First Aid: You want me to treat you like you’re disposable? I don’t know what kind of data I could have you analyze for me— Rewind: I want you to treat me like I’ve been disposed of. There’s a distinction. The only problem is, they get caught.

we are getting into the weird shit now!! heed the warnings on this one. outstandingly weird n messed up. i love Rewind.

For Educational Purposes Only by keelywolfe

no ao3 summary on this one. bayverse. Sam & Mikaela fuck in front of Ratchet for uhh research. i must stress that this fic is primarily about Ratchet and Mikaela matching each other's freak. i love when Mikaela gets to be a little weirdo.

Viviparity by nine_dandelion

Some things have never been within the purview of mechanical beings, but Cybertronians have always been adaptable. When Ratchet discovers a newly-ignited spark growing inside Rodimus, though, he finds his abilities (and patience) tested.

my friend sent me this one and i was like 'why are u sending me mechpreg' (she knows how i feel about mechpreg) and she was like no no trust me you'll like this one u know what?? she was right. go check it out.

The Way to a Mech's Spark (Is Through His Fuel Tank) by Trinary

Starscream and Skyfire set off on their first Academy mission, and Starscream doesn’t consider the logistics of fuel until much, much too late. Skyfire isn’t keeping it in cubes—it’s in his auxiliary tanks, and there’s only one way to get it out. Starscream’s plating heats just thinking of it. He knows he can’t ask without embarrassing himself. He can make the whole trip without refueling, right?

FABULOUS living robot spaceship specific kink. love it.

ok that's all for now!! wahoo!!!