#and call him immature all you want but he is NEVER gonna throw out his dinosaurs or change his room theme

[astrids-multiverse]

alberto loves dinosaurs no joke. he still has a big box of all his dinosaurs that says NOT FOR SALE. he was supposed to sell them for a yard sale that they had a while back but then he was like "nah, i'm keeping my dinos and they're staying with me until i die". alberto can identify any kind of dinosaur fossils in a millisecond and has a lot of dinosaur books ( he literally has every books that jas to do with dinosaurs and the only books that he'll read ). his room is technically dinosaur themed since he has a dinosaur themed lamp and one of his tables has more dinosaurs displayed in and a bean bag and dino decor on his walls. has he ever changed room themes? nope. and no one is gonna make him. did i mention that he'll blabber about dinosaurs literally every second and will go in depth about dino lore and teach you about everything that your elementary school didn't. alberto will stay up all night watching dinosaur documentaries and recommend them to anyone ( even if they're not interested in dinosaurs or prehistoric animals ). ( he loves dinosaurs so much that he'll tell his friends what dinosaurs he associates them with ) ( even marena has made him bracelets and they all have a dinosaur charm in them )

[anzulvr]

May I request how would Karma react when Asano is interested in Karma's s/o? Like here's the story, Asano and reader have been classmates and really good friends but the reader had to be transfered to E-class cause she beat someone up while trying to protect the other student and things like that, and Asano still being interested in reader even if they started dating Karma. Now how would Karma react when he finds it out??

Karma x Reader where Asano has a one sided crush!

(the first part is more explaining the backstory and then the second half of ur main request!!)

Omg I’m gonna cry I wrote this once and it didn’t save😭😭

TYSM for requesting!! I can’t tell you how fun this was this is like my favorite request I’ve ever gotten

First half ♡ the basis of your friendship with Asano!

Your thoughts on Kunugigaokas academic hierarchy had always aligned with Karmas rather than Asano’s, people were so much more than grades and the popularity came with it.

Asano saw you both in two different lights even if you clashed in opinions with him. You were too kind for your own good and were just seeing the best in people while Karma was, simply put, immature and impulsive in his eyes.

Even if you agreed with Karma on this one you were nothing alike, you couldn’t be.

Whenever you’d hear The Big 5 talk badly of any lower class student you’d tell them to quit it, the rest of the group would call you a buzz kill and reply with something along the lines of “People like them don’t deserve respect”.

(The big 5 is Asano and his main friend group and at the time yours too. They’re more like minions or henchmen to him but ya know)

This was the one type of occasion Asano would tell them to shut it.

“[Name] is right, don’t be so immature Seo, even if Eclass does deserve it.”

“Oh cmon you can’t seriously be taking [Name]’s side right no-“

“Didnt i tell you to shut up.”

“… ”

His favoritism towards you was very obvious (not that he was trying to be).

There were rumors going around saying you were dating and whatnot. His fan club was filled to the brim of pissed off girls who would kill to be in your place.

You’d been classmates with Karma before either of you were bumped down to end class but you were nothing more than desk mates, since he’d always ditch class early and never really talked to anyone other than Nagisa at the time.

Asano had advised you more than once to stay away from Karma, he’d tell you what were practically horror stories about Karmas insane fights and slightly (?) Criminal record.

Safe to say it kinda worked, you were intimidated.

“Really? ? He’s the reason Ren had a black eye last week??”

“Yeah, I’ve told you before- Akabane is more than insane.”

When you learned about further accounts from people other than Asano you’d realized Karma had only been standing up for people who’d been bullied. Your perspective on it all shifted. You had gained respect and admiration for Karma. What he was doing was kind in its own way and pretty chivalrous of him.

Even though you and Asano didn’t agree on much your friendship wasn’t something either of you we’re willing to throw away you’d been inseparable for years now, there wasn’t anything that could come between you, or so you thought.

When you got transferred to End Class for defending Hinano from an A class bully, Asano was surprised- he didn’t realize you’d be willing to take a hit to your record for something like this.

(I should add his fan club was over the moon when you got suspended they threw a little celebratory get together.)

Asano still texted you once in a while. It wasn’t the same as hanging out all the time like you used to.

Asano was having a dilemma, he liked hanging out with you but he told himself he couldn’t. He had an image to uphold for everyone in the main campus (and for himself in a way).

His text’s would be things like:

“Do good on the upcoming exams and they’ll want you right back in the main building. Goodluck!”

“Remember to study for next week [name]! unless you’d rather stay in end class.”

♡

— second half:

When Karma first met you he thought you were dating Asano and so did the rest of E class. You had to make it clear Asano and you are nothing more than friends, if you could even call him a friend anymore.

When they find out the reason you got suspended was the same as Karmas they opened up, It was hard having the entire school and faculty against them so it was nice seeing you give up on your main campus status like that in order to help someone else.

This was what first got Karma interested in getting to know you, you weren’t the type to get into fights yet you still did for someone else’s sake. You had maintained a perfect record all throughout school up until now.

Once you start dating, you literally mean the world to him because he feels like you’re the only person he can be completely open with.

WHEN ASANO FINDS OUT YOURE DATING he’s appalled.

Asano: Okay I just heard the craziest rumor you’re dating the Eclass psycho?? Text back asap

[name] : it’s true wdym

Asano: ??? Is he threatening you???

[name]: No??😭

(Omg wtf did I just enter my text fic era(the answer is no))

He genuinely thinks you’re trolling until he accidentally sees you hanging out together somewhere.

when Karma finds out Asano likes you even though you’re very much taken he’s very annoyed but he very quickly turns the annoyance into smugness when realizes he has the upper hand in the situation.

Okay his rival likes you, and HES dating you?? That’s literally the biggest win. It’s Jackpot.

100% rubs it in Asanos face during argument he has with him. He does it casually so Asano doesn’t see it as annoying or stupid but more truthful and hurtful.

“Try not to fail the exams this time around, I know it’s difficult for people as cocky as you to put effort in.”

“Oh don’t worry about my scores Asano, [name]’s helping me study so I’m sure I’ll do great!”

He’s doesn’t usually initiate PDA but the second Asano is in sight Karma will be draped all over you.

He doesn’t really like you talking to Asano because he doesn’t trust Asano to not be a douche but he won’t outright tell you not to because he doesn’t want to sound controlling or needy to you.

If he sees Asano texted you he’ll reply with a selfie of himself

“We’re busy right now☺️.”

Asano is more confused than anything, why would anyone want to go out with that guy out of everyone in the world.

They’ve definitely argued about it

“They only reason [Name] is dating you is out of pity I don’t know why you flaunt it around every chance you get.”

“How would you know? Does she tell you? Oh right you guys barely talk nowadays.”

It won’t escalate to a full on fist fight unless Asano actually tries flirting with you (which I don’t know if he’d be dumb or cocky enough to do 😭)

Like the second something out of line comes out of that dudes mouth Karma is swinging.

Karma makes sure to prove to you he can one up Asano on anything.

Oh Asano got all A’s on his report card? Karma asked Korosensei to make sure the + was added next to his.

Asano can cook really well? Call Karma Gordon Ramsey because he’s now a culinary professional.

Asano made it on the cover of Kunugigaokas student paper?

Karma literally just tutored a bunch of near failing students and helped them achieve perfect scores getting him front cover on next week’s paper. (He stopped right after he secured the spot on the paper he wasn’t about to actually help people like that for FREE 😭.)

♡ ♡ (that one audio just played in my head while writing this “damn… someone took my bitch..😔”)

[trash-king18]

m pt. 5

more overprotective miguel since you all seemed to like part 3

cw: sfw, overprotective miguel, mentions of alcohol, mentions of a g*n but no violence, reader has a panic attack, more soft miguel>>>

————

it’s been a few more weeks now. Miguel was busy as always and you rarely saw him outside of his next infusion. 

It was tense but for once he made no fuss and let you run all your tests after without being a pain. you almost wished he would be annoying, anything would be better than this weird post-nonprofessional silence. at the end of the week everyone was planning to go out again. you weren’t sure it was smart after last time but spider woman convinced you, and as much as you loved her you didn’t wanna be stuck with Mayday right now. 

-

parallel

- 

Peter B swings into Miguel’s office, oblivious as always 

“Hey boss”

“no.”

“oh cmon you didn’t even let me finish i barely started”

“~no~”

“annyyways the team was gonna go out ya know hit the town tomorrow night. wanted to let you know incase you wanna make an appearance.”

“and why would i do that?”

peters silent for a moment

“you know.. because she’ll be there.”

“i don’t know what you’re talking about parker but i don’t have time for this now please shut up before i throw you in the go home machine ~again~”

he pauses and then continues

“well… i just thought after last time you’d want to know anyway have fun gotta go bye 

he swings off again 

mayday! honey sweety please don’t put that in your mouth.

hey! can somebody grab the kid?”

“ayúdame dios, voy a matarlo”

so help me god i will kill him

— 

The next night you were out with the whole crew at a bar, it always got confusing because all the different peters insisted on being THE peter and everyone else had to pick a new name, but one too many fights has started over that so now you made them draw straws. 

you were relaxing, drinking a mock tail which was essentially just ice and juice but it tasted good. spider woman was dancing around the whole place with her husband and they were always a sight to see. Peter B had challenged you to a game of darts and he was losing.. terribly. most of the spider people, who were in plain clothes right now, had crowded around you and were cheering. when suddenly they all went quiet. 

you looked around trying to figure out what they were all looking at 

just in time for peter to score a double 20 causing him to cheer for himself like a loon while everyone else was silent. 

you saw him right before Peter did to which he immediate response was “Heyyy!! boss glad you could make it ya know i am losing terribly right now do you think you could sub in for me just for a round gotta call home real quick check on the missus.” 

you address peter but you keep your eyes on him. 

“No peter that’s ok i’m gonna go back to the bar, you win this one.”

you wanted a relaxing night off, and right now the tension between you was anything but relaxing. 

You push through the crowd and return to ask for another of your last drink. 

when the bartender sets it down before you can grab it a hand reaches from behind you to pick it up 

“hey!”

he holds the drink up and sniffs it. apparently satisfied which it’s lack of alcohol he sets it back down. you just glare at him. 

“what are you doing here”

“well it is a.. “company” party and i am the boss”

“it’s not a party, we’re just having fun. something you’re not very good at so if you’ll excuse me”

he grabs your arm gently but enough to keep you from walking away

“have you been drinking”

“wh-none of your business”

he makes his grip just a little bit firmer 

“answer me or i take you home right now” 

“what are you my f-“

you stop yourself. no matter what had happened between the two of you and no matter how infuriating he was you would never say those words to him. 

instead you pull your arm from his grip 

“no. i haven’t.”

and then you storm off. 

you hate how every time he’s near you you start to act like a sexually frustrated immature teenager. not that it was all on you, he returned the energy 10 fold and normally instigated it. 

Peter slides up to him after you leave. 

“Smooth dude. real smooth.”

he just looks at peter before saying “no.” and walking away 

Spider woman and her husband come up to P.B. 

he’s talking his weird middle aged dad nonsense 

“crazy kids, i sure hope they make it” 

Spider woman laughs, maybe but they’re like the opposite of fire and water. they’re like.. fire and gasoline. 

PB “nahhhh i got hope for em” 

“you keep hoping peter” 

she pats his shoulder and walks off

he follows you outside. you’re clearly stressed and the man who was out there smoking offers you a cigarette. you’re about to pass when the man looks up at something behind you and says 

“my bad uh enjoy your night” 

you whirl around and come face to face with him. 

“where are you going?” 

“away” 

“that’s not smart” 

“my masters in biochemical engineering says i’m capable of making that decision myself” 

“do you know where we are?” 

“earth 54, downtown New york” 

“but do you know your environment?” 

“i have eyes i’ll manage” 

“so you noticed that parked car down the street that’s only been running since you came out?” 

“I-“ 

“and you knew the guy who offered you a cigarette  was planning on pulling you into said car most likely to take you to some underground trafficking ring” 

you just stare at him in disbelief. 

“you know just because i don’t have spidey sense doesn’t mean i’m incapable of sensing when somethings wrong. see you spider boy might have good hearing and whatever else but i grew up as a woman on streets not much different from these. and i learned how to take care of myself long before i had any self righteous over protective douchebags to act like my personal body guard.”

he’s about to stop you but before he can you open a portal and jump back to Nueva York. You’re so riled from your latest fight with Miguel you don’t even notice the draft the terrace door being left open. When you open the door you notice the dark figure standing out there you just assume it’s him and you go out to scold him immediately. 

“Ay o’hara que dije, no quiero hablar contingo”

ay miguel what did i say, i don’t want to talk to you 

but as he turns you realized it’s not him. you don’t even bother to close your door before you grab your knife from the strap where it’s hidden under your clothes. 

it was a specialized dagger that could cut through spider webs… just in case. Lyla and spiderbyte had helped you design it. 

“now who the hell are you”

the figure doesn’t move, he stays lounging against the railing. 

“look dude i’ve had a shit day, i’m already pissed, today is not the day.”

this guy clearly got in through the inside door so you doubt he’s a spider person. so you opt for the gun holstered in the back of your belt instead. you’d carried it since you were 17 but you’d never really had to use it. 

his face stays completely shadowed, even in light so you assumed this was an escaped villain from spider-man noirs universe. as much as you felt the need to prove a point and handle this yourself, you had no idea who this was or what kind of skills you’d be up against. So you click the backup button on your watch hoping hobie or someone else responds but knowing it’d probably him following close behind you anyway. 

your best chance right now is to stall and asses the threat

“Where are you from huh?”

he finally speaks his voice is gravelly and weird 

“not here.”

“yeah? like out of town… or a different universe.”

“smart girl. you one of those spider chicks?”

“maybe”

“hmm”

you can’t see his face but you feel him appraising you. 

“so.. what is it that you need mysterious shadow person on my terrace.”

you were trying to get him to move, you knew from growing up that watching the way someone moves is a great way to get a sense for how they fight. and you wanted to get him into the light more. 

you glance at your watch 

your mistake 

never look away even for a second. when you look back up he’s standing closer, you hadn’t even seen him move. you pull your gun up getting ready for a violent encounter. 

“oh cmon now don’t do that darling”

“stay there and i won’t have to”

“hmm you’re a feisty one. that’s too bad”

it’s hard to see movement when he’s essentially a shadow in the dark but you tense and get ready to let your instincts do the work until a dark figure comes barreling through your apartment and out onto the terrace so quickly and silently you only knew he was there because you felt him. He tackles the figure but you watch it slip out of his arms and reappear on top of the railing. 

in a mocking tone he says “adios sweetheart”

then he’s slipping into the dark. Miguel gets up and rushes to you and tenderly grabs your face 

“Are you ok”

he looks genuinely scared of your answer

“i’m fine, go after him”

you push his hand off 

“not until i’m sure you’re safe”

“he wasn’t even attacking me, and right now you’re letting him get away.”

“There’s two others on him right now”

“of course there is.”

you take the clip back out of the gun. 

“since when do you have a gun”

“always”

“you keep that on you?”

“all the time.”

he gives you a weird look you’ve never seen from him before.. you realize it’s pride. 

“why are you looking at me like that?”

“nothing just realizing maybe mi cariño ~can~ take care of herself”

“O’hara i swear to god you call me that one more time i will cut your tongue off with your own teeth”

he just chuckles at you

“im beginning to believe that you could”

“wanna test that?”

before he can answer Lyla pops up on his watch 

“Spider man 784 and 613a have secured the target, placing him in an electromagnetic pod now. will have him brought to your office immediately for questioning.”

“That’s ok Lyla i’m gonna secure the building, send those two back out with a couple others to patrol the perimeter.”

“Will you be a while?”

“Id say our interrogation can wait until the morning.”

“Sure thing boss”

“surely you don’t think you’re staying here all night?” 

“i need to make sure no one else is gonna break in. Guns don’t do much against shadows.”

“can’t you do that from outside.”

“i know you’re mad at me but i’m not leaving until i know you’re safe. so your options are stay in my office all night while I work or let me stay here.”

“ni hablar. im not-“

no way 

“i won’t bother you”

“you’re not sleeping on my couch miguel”

“this way you can sleep in your own bed, and i don’t have to worry about you. besides i’m not sleeping i’m guarding.”

“so.. clearly you’ve missed the entire point of our last two conversations”

“conversation is a weird way of saying you scolding me like a boy”

“if you didn’t insist on acting like one, i wouldn’t have to”

you try to push him out of your apartment but he turns around and holds himself in the doorway. and he has the audacity to pout at you. like full on puppy dog pout, which shouldn’t work when he’s the size of a mastiff if dogs were people. 

“no.”

he just holds himself there with that look on his face 

“… no! get out”

“no vas a ganar esto”

you’re not gonna win this

you groan 

“do not. wake me up. o juro por dios que te asfixiare mientras duermes”

or i’ll suffocate you as you sleep 

you shower and get dressed in the bathroom then find him exactly as he was before pacing and brooding just this time it was on your terrace. you make tea for yourself as you always do. you glance out at him from time to time. 

you knew he was getting some weird sense of attachment to you but this overprotective macho thing was really becoming a problem. 

you take a mug out to him, as an excuse, you expect him to turn it down and he does. 

“this can’t keep happening”

“hmm?”

your voice was gentler now, not angry just tired. the shower and the tea had calmed you down after the fight and your adrenaline rush. although you still felt on edge. 

“you know what i’m talking about. i don’t know what weird animal or testosterone fueled need you’re fulfilling by acting like my sworn protector but i need it to stop. ok? please” 

“i’m just doing my job. protecting people.”

“miguel your job is to protect the spiderverse and collect anomalies. not swoop in the second something goes wrong just because we-“ 

“because we what?” 

“you know” 

“i thought you said it wasn’t anything to talk about” 

“if you don’t want to talk i’m going to bed” 

“no. that’s not what i said” 

you take a deep breath. 

“look i know what happened between us was… it was a lapse of judgment but it’s been affecting our professional relationship and now it’s interfering with my personal life. I value the opportunity that i’ve had working here with you, and i don’t intend for that to end but i need you to be honest with me about what is going on here so that we can move forward.” 

he was quiet for a long time. 

“that sounded rehearsed” is all he says 

“i’ve been trying to figure out how to word it for a while” 

“do you really think it was a lapse of judgement” 

“was it not?” 

“no uhm i mean you’re right” 

“if you disagree you can say so” 

his tone suddenly takes on frustration 

“and why would i tell the truth when you’re still lying” 

“i’m not” 

“you do realize i can hear your heartbeat changing, smell the sweat form on your skin when you lie.” 

“i’m calling your bluff spider boy”

he bristles as you call him that 

“yeah? then how is it ~cariño~that i know you don’t entirely hate it when when i call you that,”

he steps closer 

“i knew you were lying when you said you didn’t want me to stay,”

steps closer again 

“and that you don’t think it was just a mistake.”

and then he closes the gap between you 

“so i’ll ask you again mi cariño, was it ~just~ a mistake”

you look up at him defiantly 

“i’m going to bed” 

he couldn’t tell if you were lying if you didn’t answer. 

when you finally shut your bedroom door behind you you could finally breath. 

he worked you up so easily every time he was near you. 

it had been like this from the beginning. you two were constantly bickering, switching between english and spanish constantly. He was so sassy, even with the kids, sometimes you had to hide your smile or else you might have to admit that you found it slightly funny. and it was the first time you had truly found a match for your attitude. to be honest it reminded you of home. your sister in law knew enough spanish from growing up together but she wasn’t fluent and ever since Pedro had.. 

well it just wasn’t the same. 

although you definitely didn’t think of Miguel like a brother. you weren’t sure exactly how you felt about him. 

you tried to steady your breathing, but this time it was steadily getting worse. the memories of your brother, the events of earlier, and the way miguel keeps managing to get under your skin was finally getting to you. you had felt another episode coming on for a while now but you had managed to keep it at bay. 

“shit, shit. not right now please not right now”

you pressed your back to the door and held your hands on your chest trying to slow your breathing but the thoughts were racing through your head and the world was starting to tilt and spin at the same time. 

you try and walk over to the nightstand to find your rescue medication you have for when this happens. you stumble over, tears are starting to form in your eyes which only makes it harder on top of the dizziness. you just desperately try to keep your breathing quiet even as you hyperventilate. 

at this point of course, he’s inside the living room by your bedroom door listening. 

you can barely walk and you end up crawling over to the side of the bed. you fumble to pull the drawer open and you start to panic more when you don’t find it, you dig through frantically but it’s not there. 

you left it in the medicine cabinet, in the bathroom. 

you sit back into the floor fully hyperventilating now, everything’s spinning out of focus. your hiccuped sobs come in between the breaths that you struggle to take. 

you don’t notice him push the door open at first. 

“y/n? 

hey hey y/n what happened”

he comes up to you and kneels next to you 

“can- can i help?”

you’re barely responsive, you don’t even move. 

he reaches out where you can see and when you don’t move away from his hand he gingerly places it on your arm. he takes that as a sign that he can touch you. 

if you could think straight it probably would’ve surprised you what happened next but you felt like you were dying. 

he sits down on the ground and gently pulls you between his legs into his arms with you back pressed flush against his chest and wraps his arms around you tightly. 

“estas bien, te tengo, te tengo, estas bien”

you’re ok, i’ve got you, i’ve got you, you’re ok

you’re trembling and still struggling to breath but he keeps the pressure while he starts to slowly rock you. 

he begins singing. a spanish lullaby 

you can’t even tell what he’s saying at first but slowly your breath starts to steady and you stop shaking as much. you recognize the song from when you were a kid, it’s one you sang to your nephews when they were little 

he doesn’t stop singing until your breathing is starting to slow 

“muy buena, inhalar y exhalar.”

very good, inhale and exhale 

he holds you like that just breathing in and out with you. 

you eyes are shut tight, you’re not ready to move or face him. 

he doesn’t seem ready to let go either. so you allow yourself to stay like that. 

he finally whispers your name. softer more gentle than you’d ever heard it. no underlying frustration or superiority 

you don’t answer at first so he says it again 

“hmm?”

“puedes abrir tus ojos para mi?”

can you open your eyes for me? 

you shake your head slightly 

“ok. puedas hablar?”

can you talk 

you shake your head again. not yet you think to yourself, not yet. 

“ok ok, Me levantaré y te pondré en la cama, ¿está bien?”

i’m gonna get up and put you in bed okay? 

he shifts to start to be able to pick you up, but you grab his arm tightly. 

“hey hey hey se acabo, estas bien”

it’s over, you’re okay

you know you’re okay now but you don’t want to let go yet. as much as you want to ignore that it’s him the pressure helped. you lessen your grip and he starts to stand you up and slowly walk you over to the bed. 

“Quieres agua?”

do you want water? 

you nod. he leaves and fills up a glass then quickly returns with the water. he holds it to your face even after you took it from him because your hands are still unsteady. he takes it back and places on the nightstand. he’s crouched beside you with his other hand rubbing the small of your back. it was small but reassuring. 

“vamos, deberías acostarte.. yeah?”

cmon, you should lay down 

you nod again. 

he supports your head as you lay back. unnecessary but you don’t mind it right now. 

he pulls the covers from under you so he can pull them over you. 

you still haven’t made eye contact with him this whole time. 

he doesn’t want to push you but he keeps trying to search your eyes to see if you’re okay. you can feel it. you still don’t look at him but you finally speak. 

you voice still comes out slightly shaky. 

“medicine cabinet. top left.”

it takes him a second but he finally gets it he disappears for a moment and then comes back into the room with a bottle of pills. you didn’t necessarily want him to know about them but you needed one and you doubted he’d let you get up if you wanted to. 

He walks over and looks at you slightly puzzled, slightly concerned. He opened the valium, he could see it was prescribed but he’d be lying if he said he didn’t worry what was so bad you needed prescribed rescue medication. 

he put one tablet in his hand and grabbed the glass of water. you sat yourself up enough to take the pill before lying back down all while refusing to look at him. you close your eyes again all that’s left is to wait for it to hit. 

“i’ll be back in to check on you, just uhm.. si me necesitas, estoy aquí. solo descansa ahora.”

if you need me i’m right here, just rest now. 

he hovers for a second before pulling back to slip out but leaving the door slightly ajar. 

you fall asleep for you don’t know how long but when you wake up it’s still dark. you can tell he’s next to you kneeling beside the bed. you don’t move, you’re still too embarrassed to face him. 

your turned away but he gently brushed your cheek with the back of his finger. 

he whispers to you, assuming you’re asleep

“mi pobre cariño, que sucedió”

my poor darling, what happened

your brain was still hazy and all your senses were dampened by the medication. but the gentle touch was enough to make you stir 

he moved to sit on the edge of the bed 

hey lo siento, solo te estaba revisando

sorry i was just checking on you

you look away again by adjusting 

“mm”

he reaches out to grab your shoulder gently. 

“como te sientas? necesitas algo?”

how are you? do you need anything? 

you don’t answer 

you’re half asleep snd still so mellowed out your barely even paying attention to what you say. 

“hey necesitas algo?”

you whisper 

“miguel”

estoy aquí, que necesitas 

“im here what do you need”

you just mutter his name again 

“Miguel”

your hand moves up onto his hand on your shoulder 

he let’s go of your shoulder to hold your hand in his 

you don’t remember exactly how he ends up laying on the other side of your bed, still in his suit above the covers of course, but you do remember him gently rubbing your back as he softly muttered the same lullaby to you until you fell back asleep. 

“arruru mi niña 

arruru mi amor 

arruru pedazo de mi corazón 

este niña lindo que nació de día 

quiere que lo lleven a la dulcería”

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here’s the taglist just comment if you want to be added

@urmotherswhor3

[olliandre]

Why Way didn't deserve redemption he received in the drama

While everyone is crying about Way's death, I just can't help but feel nauseous. It's upsetting how drama changed the original story, giving his character much lighter shades of gray. They excused this r*pist-to-be by changing his motives and making him less slimy.

In the novel Way wants to r*pe Babe because he gets rejected. Tries to take him by force because he's not willing. Babe himself comments that it's like Way doesn't even treat him like a real person. What Way does is not only s*xual assault, but also taking away Babe's freedom, which he considers the most important thing in his life after escaping from Tony's hands. Way tries to selfishly own him and bend him to his own will. It's not love, it's obsession and possessiveness.

Babe firmly states in the novel that he doesn't want to ever have children and that he hates them. Way, who should know him the best after all those years, reveals that he was waiting for Babe to change his mind, want to willingly have s*x with him and bear his children to start a happy family. He says that after getting to know Babe, he fell in love with him and decided not to follow Tony's orders to take Babe by force. Well, when reality turned out to be different from his expectations, he used force after all. What an angel.

Babe completely breaks down at this point, not recognizing this person who he used to call his best friend. He yells "So what?! Should I be thanking you that you generously decided not to rape me?!". And boy, he is so right. Way dehumanizes Babe, treats him like his possession. And that's not all. The reason why Babe didn't have any lover and sticked to one-night stands is Way, too. Everytime Babe got close to anyone, Way was making him anxious and insecure about the relationship. He repeated how everyone will betray him anyways, that no one can be trusted. Way brainwashed Babe into thinking he doesn't deserve love. What he did is sick and unforgivable. He doesn't deserve to be called Babe's friend.

And everyone seems to forget that in the drama Way is a manipulative b*tch, too. Is it what a friend does, lying for years and hypnotizing the other person to make them obedient? It's treating Babe like a doll. When you truly love someone, you wish the best for them, you want their happiness and to give them freedom, even if this freedom means they don't choose you. Way repeats how much he loves Babe many times, but it's a filthy and immature type of love.

The drama simplifies everything, taking out the morally difficult elements and emotional crisis that Babe goes through in the novel. I thought I'll throw up after hearing Babe say he's never been mad at Way and that he loves him. It's just... sigh, what the actual f*ck. In the novel Babe is conflicted after Way's death. He mourns him and is furious at the same time. Furious that Way decided to sacrifice himself, as if it could make Babe forgive him instantly. He considers it to be quite an audacious move. Babe is angry that by this Way tries to take away his right to be mad at him. There's a deep sadness, he's devastated, but the resentment doesn't disappear magically like it happens in the drama. Babe shouts at Way's grave that he could never love someone like him and that he'll hate him for the rest of his life, but asks him to be a good friend in the next life. That's it.

Cutting out this element flattens out Babe's character, not gonna lie. There are also other things that contribute to ruining Babe's inner depth, but this time I solely want to focus on Way. In my opinion he doesn't deserve to be so pitied by everyone.

[gloriousburden]

I agree with your take on Mobius so much! People treat him like a cinnamon roll. Which he isn't. He is a horrible person but no one wants to acknowledge that. Sylvie is terrible too, but at least people acknowledge her flaws which is something I guess. Oh, and I had watched season 2 of Loki series, and Mobius was so ooc in the first episode. Like, he randomly went from torturing and manipulating and gaslighting Loki to suddenly risking his life for Loki. It made me wanna throw up. I have never seen such a random 180° turn. Extremely ooc. And Lokius shippers eat that shit up. Like, I don't know whether you have watched Season 2 or not, but there's a scene where Mobius volunteers to do something extremely risky to save Loki. And yeah, I don't believe that crap at all. Tomorrow they might suddenly show Thanos risking his life for Loki too. I think season 2 episode 1 should have came with an OOC warning attached lol.

Have a great day! ❤️

Unfortunately, I have watched all of the series. I may talk about Lokius shippers a lot, but Sylki shippers (though there’s only like… two of them nowadays) have the same issue that Lokius shippers have. They only acknowledge the flaws of the character from the opposite ship, and not the flaws of the character they ship with Loki. Sylvie fans hate Mobius, Mobius fans hate Sylvie. There’s issues with both characters! Are you kidding me?

YES EXACTLY. He was very OOC… I guess he got some kind of “redemption”/“change of heart” or some shit behind the scenes. Why do you suddenly love Loki so much? Of course the shippers eat it up. They’d eat literal garbage if it was orange color coded with grey hair, and green color coded with black hair or played by Tom/Owen.

Nothing towards either actors BTW hope it doesn’t come off as that. I mean this towards the fans, not the actors!

It’s just… these aren’t even the same characters anymore. That’s not even Loki! And Mobius, though I have no love for him, isn’t even himself anymore. The writing is so fucking inconsistent not only with Loki, but with EVERYONE.

Yep. I do know what you’re talking about. Why so lovey dovey and knight in shining armor all of a sudden? Why would he suddenly risk his life for someone he threw into a time loop to get physically assaulted without a second thought? Oh why cause they hugged so it’s okay now? 🤦🏻‍♀️

Look, if Mobius had apologized or even acknowledged his previous behaviors, then I wouldn’t be so freaked out by the way the fandom treats him or the OOC-ness (because obviously they’re gonna let shit slide for a mediocre ship) But… NONE OF THAT HAPPENED! Think I spoke about this in one of my last posts but so many Loki “fans” TRULY believe Loki needs to be humbled. That’s why they don’t bat an eye at the abuse coming from Mobius. As well as them being eager to excuse absolutely anything in order to not ship the “straight” ship.

It’s getting really weird. Some of them want Lokius to be canon just because “Ooh gay ship” and not because they really believe Loki and Mobius go along well together and they’re opposites attract and one’s a god one’s a human and so on. Whatever tropes you can throw in there.

And Lokius fans pretending to be so much more morally superior/holier than thou for being against Sylki because of the selfcest shit… YOU EXCUSE MOBIUS VERBALLY DEMEANING LOKI AND HAVING HIM BE PHYSICALLY ASSAULTED… HOW IS THAT BETTER?! This is like the pot calling the kettle black. Like I’ve said before, If Mobius was female.. People would hate his guts! And the amount of people shipping Lokius would be so, so much lower. And they’d actually see the flaws of the show.

Hope this does not sound like me trying to defend Sylki/Sylvie in anyway, Both are HORRIBLE, bottom of the barrel, and garbage ships. Sylvie’s writing/actions are not excused just because she’s female. It’s just Lokius shippers are more prevalent, therefore more annoying to me. And for some reason, Lokius shippers tend to be a lot more immature. I think because they’re usually younger than Sylki shippers.

I understand people want representation, but there are so many ships that have been done better. You don’t need to grasp for straws just because you only now learned that Loki is bisexual!

THE THANOS POINT LOLLLLLLL EXACTLY. That cracked me up, I won’t lie. I wouldn’t be surprised if that became a thing. They’re just so desperate to ship anyone and everyone! Can we think critically about these characters/movies/series for one moment?

Thank you! You too ❤️

[havikshoochiemama]

My Star Wars Acolyte rant >:(

This shit is not proofread LMAO it’s 5 am i’m mad leave me alone just me being the hater that i am 🤭

I originally wasn’t gonna talk about the Acolyte because clearly the show was just another emotionally immature shitty Disney cash grab with horribly written characters BUT DUDE i keep seeing ads and stuff on my tumblr NONSTOP and i’m actually sick of it .. most of you guys saw one Tumblr Sexyman and just went ham with that…We as a fandom need to stand up because Disney doesn’t care about star wars imma keep it a buck they just want to make their next mcu and they just greenlighting anything at this point

“oh but i like Andor” yeah that’s like what ever 10 shows they make they make one good one that’s not good 😭… anyways like i was saying they are literally pulling shit out their ass they are getting shit from the star wars legends that’s it’s own universe and putting it in…like excuse me ??? those books don’t follow the events of the movie so why would your show that allegedly takes place before the movies (I said allegedly because writers can’t even get characters ages right ) also i’m talking about that bs w the helmet that stops lightsabers… apparently it’s called cortosis from legends never once mentioned in any of the movies (i’m not watching them live action shows idgaf i like SOME of the animated ones) but they use it as a Mcguffin when they want bc they never built on this they just stole it from legends LMAOAA you just can’t do that  i’m literally about to pop a blood vessel 😭 i’m not watching that show again but let me critique the shit i do remember… also the “Gayest Star Wars we ever made” KEEP MY PEOPLE OUT YOUR SHITTY WORK !!! but after that man who’s to edgy for a name killed all her friends she “loved” she’s sees his face and is like wow 😍 literally thinkin with her pussy very hetro of you 💀 gah this show just pisses me off star war at its heart is a fuckin space opera and i dont think disney understands that. i literally fell in love with star wars back when i played battlefront and watched all the movies read as many comics and books as i could get my hands on and seeing something you love become something you hate is fuckin sick and crazy it’s started with me from the force awakens that movie is horrible you bitches say pretty graphics and said oh good movie 😍 NO NO it literally was just a new Hope setting everything that luke did back making him basically useless LMAO and they butchered the old characters to help the new ones which are really not that great 💀 i’m still mad that them used Finn as a token black person 😐 i could rewrite the force awakens better same characters and all and yk actually do something better (joking i would if Disney paid me to)LMAO also i hate kylo ren don’t get me wrong i love my cry baby tantrum throwing villains but he’s nawt it LMAO i’m sorry this is a rant about the shitty show YALL NOT READY FOR ME TO SPEAK ON THE FORCE AWAKENS 😭

yeah i hate that show i literally don’t wanna talk about it anymore heart emoji 😝 remember when people said the Phantom Menace was bad yeah…  at least it have character development atleast it had good world building atleast the universe was establish and yk i liked it but the prequel’s have always been my favorite clone wars literally came out on my birth year >:3 it was made for me 🤭 but i’m just a whore for world building and lore yeah… umm idk to me start wats ended with the return of the Jedi 🗣️

dont @ me idc this is my opinion and if you want to continue meat riding corporate greed that literally is ruining my fave franchise pop off if you liked the show i don’t care good for you (your def new gen star wars fan)

also Darth Plagueis ?? LMAO WHAT they just doing anything i see and why where all the jedis fuckin morons … okay ? and your main character sucked you don’t get the satisfaction of character arcs like “her joining the dark side” if there was no character building to begin with ��like ? it not to late Disney just burn it get it over with. Also it’s all so Fuckin boring LMAO also i can talk shit about character development and arcs all i want bc i’m writing my own novel and i’ve did a lot of research even tho this whole rant is a mess it’s 5 in the morning give ur girl a break i just really like my silly space movie okay 🥹 i literally spent a band on the Star Wars encyclopedia leave me alone

Um if you wanna argue my comments are open <3 i love arguing i’m somewhat of a scorpio myself

[brandwhorestarscream]

Reincarnation AU

Oh IDW Rodimus (⁠´⁠;⁠︵⁠;⁠`⁠)

I can imagine how happy he was to be able to hold the (happy) bitlet as soon the lil one came out of the incubator (with Drif right behind them), he goes with him all/most of the time ( the baby is a mama's boy who loves the fire)

About cyberverse 🤔, the fans of the show made me like soundwave x hot rod/Rodimus, maybe during the arc where they were separated by a wall? Or before it

Oh yeah, he cried when he finally got to hold his baby for the first time, after bitty had been in the NICU for several weeks. He's so tiny and lightweight, Roddy's so afraid of breaking him. Handles him like a fine glass sculpture, and whispers the entire time 💖 baby is very content to curl up in his carrier's arms, tiny hand curled round one of his fingers, and sleeps so soundly snuggled just above Rodimus's spark

As for cyberverse...

With the planet now split in half and a peace treaty they're supposed to be a biding by (Autobots, I am fucking talking to you), Hot Rod's got a good amount of free time on his hands. Finding out he's sparked sends excited ripples through the entirety of the autobot forces, and Hot Rod rides the wave, milking his condition for all it's worth while everyone falls all over themselves to cater to his every whim. You're having a baby, Roddy, let me carry that for you! Here Roddy, have some extra energon! You're eating for two, after all. Sure Roddy, I'll go fetch you whatever you want. So on and so forth. It's a pretty easy pregnancy--kid rarely kicks him, it doesn't make him sick, and he's got a minimum of 5 people waiting on him hand and foot at any given moment. He's living the life and is sooo pleased with himself

He's not taking it as seriously as he should, honestly. The baby shower gives him everything he thinks he'll need, and he's never really been around newborn sparklings. How hard can it be? They cry, they throw up, they have to be rocked to sleep, kinda like a fussy turbohound pup. He's gonna be a cool super mom, he thinks, coasting through motherhood with a sparkling that's surely going to be his best friend

Then, he goes into labor, and halfway through Ratchet gets a troubled look on his face and yells at First Aid to set up the privacy screen. Something's wrong, they can't get a read on the baby's spark, and they have to perform emergency cesarean. It's a huge wake up call for Hot Rod, seeing the medics desperately rubbing his newspark's chest, First Aid begging him to come back, to live, and even when the bitty's body suddenly jerks and they begin to cough and wail, it's not a relief. The medics rush to get the sparkling stabilized, straight into a NICU incubator while they determine what the root problem is

Cyberverse Hot Rod, I'll be honest, is not ready for a baby. Significantly less so than IDW Rodimus, at any rate. He's never had to be responsible for another living thing before, especially one so helpless and reliant on the care of others, and he's horribly immature + prejudiced. He hasn't been taking this seriously at all, and it doesn't really hit him that this is life or death until he asks the medical team, "I mean... he'll be ok, right?"

And Ratchet just gives him this forlorn look, optics unreadable and face grim. "I dunno, kid."

That answer sends a foreign wave of panic crashing over him, and he tries to get off the medberth. Saying he has to see him, he- he has to see his baby, he can't die, this can't be happening, no, NO-

It's an incredibly sobering experience, and completely rewrites all of his plans for the foreseeable future. He was looking forward to a grand debut party where he'd shuttle his adorable baby around and soak up all the compliments and attention from everyone, perhaps taking them on a tour of Cybertron to see the sights. Now, though, he has to be sat down by Ratchet and take a very stern lecture on looking after his son's health. He's incredibly frail, some of his internal components aren't fully formed yet. He'll need to drink specially filtered energon and shouldn't be exposed to extreme temperatures--that means no space surfing--and until his little body can strengthen and his balance system can properly self-calibrate, no fast driving. None. At all. 30 mph, max, no exceptions. Baby shouldn't be in a confined space with more than 3 people at a time, and everyone needs to decontaminate thoroughly before they touch him. On and on it goes, a long laundry list of things Hot Rod's gonna have to menorize, fast, if he wants to keep his son. Cruel as it may seem, Ratchet makes it abundantly clear that if Hot Rod can't take this seriously and keep the baby healthy, they'll have no choice but to remove the sparkling from his care and pass the responsibility to someone else. Roddy does not want that to happen, so vows to do his best

Will he succeed? Well... that's a story for another day 🤭

[lovelytayforce]

THANK YOU for the Oogway defense!!! Villains are fun, especially sympathetic ones, but acting like they’re some poor misunderstood sadbois ironically just takes the fun away from them. It’s really people not wanting to admit they like villains, which is ironic because they claim otherwise. The need for stans to villainize benevolent figures that correctly called out their faves as immaturely evil just comes across as insecure.

Np, I tend to be the dude always saying what needs to be said. I think villain stans here in kfp just want their hcs to be true so badly which is where the insecurity comes from, I can't tell you how many times Tai fans I've spoken to outright forget his animosty toward others and his own damn Father who we watched him do the following; - Throw him against a STONE COLLUMN - Punched him through the roof - Asked him to commit fraud regardless of Oogway's passing - Choked him out and probably would have killed him had Po not arrived. He's just a terrible person and I wasn't shocked Ian (Hia VA) realized that guy was never gonna change, he's like his dad; always thinks he's right but unlike Shifu he never opens his eyes. It's why I love him, he's a loser and an idiot who could be perfect for being a loser like villain no one takes seriously anymore if he was ever revived cause its been years. But everyone wants that Prison Break Tai Lung, overestimating how smart and cool he is, ignoring how he fell apart at the end of the film. So, his fans emulate him in a way, an insecure child who always wants to proclaim they are right and everyone else did them wrong despite the evidence showing otherwise. Which is why they dislike Oogway so much and "distrust" him because he told the truth, there was darkness in Tai lung's heart and he had so much time to change that but never did. And they can't handle the latter part, I mean just look at all the Tai redemption arc fan media we have out here and how many VIEWS they get its wild, No hate cause I read Traces of Spring as purely fan content. It's a funny and sad reality we live in. And don't get me started on the Shen fans, at least the Kai fans are funny and don't make weird art about genocide survivors deaths. But that's a story for another day.

[britneyshakespeare]

you know i don't bring this up as a light anecdote because it involves me being talked about in really perverted ways behind my back. but when i was like 20 i was part of this large group of friends that was mostly a bunch of guys, and a couple of girlfriends. and the energy if you were a girl starting to hang around them was like. "ok, so who are you gonna hook up with/date?" and it didn't last long bc of course when the answer ended up being "well none of you," the patience they had for me evaporated. lol. so i was being talked about among literally every single one of them behind my back in a gigantic group chat, of like literally everyone in the original group chat (including the ppl who never fucking used it, and it was over twelve people) minus a few other ppl they didn't like, decidedly. and eventually one of my GOOD friends (that i am still friends w to this day) told me about it and then there was the whole drama of people not being able to accept consequences for their actions, not owning up to being cowardly bullies, etc... yawn yawn yawn. truly that was some stupid middle school shit from a bunch of immature ppl that i didn't really take to heart. not the guys, anyway. i was honestly very hurt by a couple of girls who partook in it though, that i thought genuinely liked me and who i genuinely liked in return, so that was shocking to me.

but anyway. after this all happened my sister went OFF on this one guy in particular. bc he had been a nuisance before. he was a slimy creep honestly. i used to feel a lot of pity for him bc i thought he was just sad and wanted attention but that was just my 20-year-old nonsense brain way of interpreting it. he was incredibly annoying and would wear girls down, would hop from one girl to another week after week, each one not reciprocating his constant desperate flirting and lovebombing. and there was a joke he participated in about me and my (also queer, female) friend that was particularly crossing a line. so kaily just ripped this guy a new one when he went to try and offer an explanation. like imagine trying to even talk to someone after you just humiliated and bullied their sister... couldn't be me. like i was literally the one being bullied in this instant but i can't imagine the kind of white hot rage i'd be in if someone did that to my sister. you know? so yeah.

at the end of this rant kaily told him "go to hell." you know. like fuck off. go fuck yourself. go to hell. good old indecent words to throw out at someone you loathe, right? i'm literally ONLY bringing this up because i cannot stop thinking, all these years later, about how one of the girls who participated in it, and was the least apologetic about it (in fact weirdly a year later she came back just to taunt me again and tell me how much better her life is without me and how stupid i was for breaking up a 'wonderful' friend group?? yeah that sounds like the behavior of someone who is over it)... i don't remember where but someone told me she talked particularly about that message to that guy and said "kaily told (name) to burn in hell" like. like that whole time she interpreted my sister as like a conservative christian who was calling him a dirty sinner. bc presumably she had never heard the phrase "go to hell" in a non-literal context before, or just never understood it?? like that girl didn't necessarily strike me as incredibly bright or something, in the short time i knew her, but i never would've guessed she could be so dumb...

but for the record that pervert guy yeah he is gonna burn in hell.

[tuxedo-lef]

We need to come up with Jorgi and Fabi friendship headcanons for fics. I genuinely think that Jorgi loves joining Fabio for mundane errands especially grocery shopping. Fabio hates that actual process so it's better with Jorgi who throws things into the cart and tells Fabio how to cook them and what to pair them with. I also still believe Jorgi is the absolute last to find out about fabinelli purely for comical reasons but also because Jorgi's approval means so much to Fabio that revealing Gabi as his boyfriend to Jorgi is as daunting as it telling his parents. Both will dance at any opportunity, Jorgi is worse than Fabio but they both enjoy it. Jorgi will always buy Fabio coffee, Fabio will always steal Jorgi's shower gel/deodorant, both prefer phone calls over texting. Jorgi is a morning person and Fabio very much is not, jorgi is an optimist, Fabio very much is not - 💙🤍 (I'm the same anon whose been asking about the brothers au, gonna try sign off my asks with these emoji so you know it's me)

YESS! I'M SAT! (and noted for the anon signatutre <3)

I started writing a few scenes for the fabi & jorgi brothers au and it pushed me to reflect on their dynamic as well because a lot of the scenes are focused on them.

90% of my jorginho tag is him interacting with Fabio. I love them. The platonic Jorgi & Fabi headcanons are below.

They definitely sing and dance together per this piece of evidence.

Jorgi wanting to help with errands and Fabio appreciating the help (especially if it means he doesn't have to interact with the cashier in English). It's a perfect symbiotic relationship! Fabio stops listening to him when it comes to fashion advice.

AGREED. Jorgi will always be the last one in the know for fabinelli. In the story I'm writing, Fabio has a bad relationship with both of his parents, so - like you said - telling Jorgi means a lot more than telling his parents. Jorgi has always been very supportive of Fabio being gay. When Fabio came out to him before starting university, Jorgi started wearing the pride captain armband whenever he had the opportunity to do so. Like this:

"Jorgi will always buy Fabio coffee, Fabio will always steal Jorgi's shower gel/deodorant, both prefer phone calls over texting. Jorgi is a morning person and Fabio very much is not, jorgi is an optimist, Fabio very much is not" -> YES! And Jorgi taught Fabio a lot in terms of hygiene: how to shave his beard and style his hair, wearing moisturizer, and plucking his eyebrows.

The canon info we have at our disposition is that Fabio is more immature than Martinelli. But all evidence also points to the fact that Jorginho is more immature than Fabio. Like I can picture (and hear) Fabio's "ai ai" and Jorgi's laugh happening multiple times a day when they're in each other's presence.

They both don't realize it but Jorgi has a habit of praising Fabio even when it's just Fabio trying and not succeeding. "Well done Fabio" :')

Also this gif set is very important to me. I don't even know what to say except that the banter between these three must be insane.

They bond over being skinny boys. Jorginho never calls Fabio "Magrela" because he knows the nickname actually sucks.

Jorgi knows more languages but Fabio is better with Portuguese grammar so he often reads over Jorgi's important texts or emails that he sends to Edu.

Jorgi loves to hear Fabio talking about how proud he is of his brother's achievements. Like Jorgi will only serve Fabio his serving of dinner if Fabio tells him what was the favourite penalty Jorgi ever took.

This is more a Fabio headcanon, though Jorgi feeds into it a lot: Fabio loves nuzzling his head on people Jorgi.

They greet each other with a peck on each cheek.

Jorgi is dog-coded and Fabio is cat-coded.

Fabio is forgetful. He'll forget his passport when he has to travel with the team. Jorgi knows that Fabio forgets stuff like that so he calls him before and goes through a checklist of all the important stuff Fabio needs. Fabio rolls his eyes because "he's not a baby" but in the end they always get to an item on the list that Fabio needs to go fetch.

Fabio has been exposed to Brazilian Portuguese so often because of Jorgi. Eventually, Martinelli finds his lack of comments or reactions to Brazilian Portuguese expressions or Brazilian references to be suspicious. When Martinelli asks him about it, Fabio lies and says it's because his ex was Brazilian....

I wrote this half-awake so I feel like I'm missing a lot of stuff. I'll probably do a part 2. It would make more sense if I made a list of headcanons specific to the half brothers au and one more general to their friendship.

Always a pleasure to receive your asks in my inbox lovely anon <3

[crisiscutie]

I would love to see more of petit darling, I feel like she would have a playful behavior towards Sephiroth like Zack, she would love playing tag with him and hide&seek, she would cling onto his legs when she wants something, or throw a tantrum like a child, she would be like child for him to take care off, since I imagined a darling that didn’t know a thing about ShinRa, she would get lost or interrupt him during meetings if she needs something, but Im not sure?! i need to know more about this!!

I'm captivated by the contrast between tall and short duos, especially when the shorter one is feisty and convinced they know everything. Gonna make this a soft continuation to a previous series of headcanons I did about a petite darling.

You're now more open to expressing your emotions with Sephiroth, in public and private, since the PDA rule was relaxed.

From getting angry with his subtle teases to playing (good natured) pranks on him and Genesis with Zack, you've never felt so alive.

You've been holding back your emotions until now. You're going mask off by fully expressing yourself. To hell with what anyone thinks.

You've inspired Sephiroth to become more with his emotions as well. You bring out his mischievous side a lot more especially so.

He would remain composed and aloof in public, his smirk barely visible as he calmly handled you like a pro whenever you started getting emotional, leaving you feeling frustrated even more afterwards. Ok, yes maybe you shouldn't try to fight that annoying secretary but still...

But in private? He'd even the playing ground.

When he comes home, you would joyfully holler his name from behind, although he would purposely choose to ignore you.

Despite your petite size, you will tackle him with joy, as his tall and powerful body is not easily moved, especially by someone like you.

But normally, that would still produce a response from him.

You would get nervous, tapping him gently on the shoulder when he wasn't responding.

You called Angeal in a state of panic, your voice ringing with urgency as you shouted Sephiroth's name.

...Only to have him point the obvious: Sephiroth is just ignoring you.

You were so mad after that. How dare he make you look like a fool in front of your mutual friend? Well, yes, it was obvious, but still!

So you come up with a plan to get back at him. Give him the cold shoulder later that night in bed

...But you didn't last long with that. Sephiroth knows how to use his authoritative presence to get you to respond. He can read your body language and understand you without you having to say a word.

When he asked you about your day, the lack of response told him all he needed to know. He would ask you again, his voice deepening to a low, authoritative rumble.

Your body shivered as a chill ran down your spine, but you stayed firm in your defiance, continuing to read your book while rocking your legs in the air.

You tensed, and a quiet whimper escaped as you felt the gentle caress of his fingertips from the small of your back to your delicate neck.

His hot breath hit your ear, and you could feel each strand of his silver hair tickling your skin.

He asked the same question once more, this time with an unmistakable purr in his voice, and then sealed his words with a kiss on your neck.

"I-It was good.." You blurted out. His smirk was like a fire on your neck and your face burned as you quickly moved away from him.

"...Until *YOU* started acting immature!" You shouted at him.

He would chuckle and tilt his head, assuming his position next to you on the bed.

"I'm not the antsy girl who interrupts meetings, can't stay still, or clings to someone when she doesn't get her way."

You reminded him that if you didn't do those things, he would eventually start doing them and hounding YOU for not giving him enough attention.

He would stay silent, only shrugging his shoulders and narrowing his catlike eyes, as if to question the credibility of your statement with a sly smirk.

You pouted at him, quickly shutting off the bedroom light and launching your petite, delicate body into his powerful and muscular one.

"Just hold me already!"

Even in the darkness, you could feel the warmth of his smile radiating off his face as he wrapped his arms around you and embraced you tightly.

I've always imagined a darling in general to have a similar temperament to Zack (He and Seph have a beautiful relationship, okay?). Great prompt!

[meimi-haneoka]

can i ask something random?

whenever the story is talking about kaito, what do you prefer the character talking refer him as? because i remember some of your reactions on the blogs hating it whenever they refer to kaito as "the man" or i completely misinterpreted the entire thing– if so please don't mind this question and i apologize in advance 😓

Hello anon!! No, you didn't misinterpret at all, in fact I hate when they call him that way in the ENG translation 😂 Aaaand as usual, when it comes to Kaito, I start talking and I never know when I'll stop, so I realized along the way that this reply will get longer than I expected....therefore, find the reply under the cut! 😂

You see, the fact is that Kaito is never called specifically "man" in the Japanese original, not even once, not even from the younger characters. Syaoran calls him "that person", which is even the same term he used with Yukito back in the old series, so it doesn't even suggest acrimony from him, despite being always so mad at him (lol). あのひと ("that person") is a term that keeps things very generic, unspecified, from it you can only infer that he's older than Syaoran. Actually, there was this comment once, from a Japanese fan, that left a big impression on me: they pointed out how Syaoran's あのひと is written consistently in hiragana when he refers to Kaito, and denotes a certain degree of warmth. This person was saying "they're going to become friends in the end, right?" because apparently there's a difference if a character expresses that in hiragana or kanji (あの人, apparently more distant and formal). And surprisingly enough, I found confirmation of this POV in Kaito's own way to call people: あのひと for Lilie, and あの人達 for the Squids/Association. So it is a thing.

Momo and Lilie (even younger Lilie) notoriously & consistently call him "that boy" (あの子, also translatable as "that kid"). Although we could argue that everyone could be a kid for timeless powerful guardian lady Momo, it sounds different coming from Lilie. Maybe she calls him so because she will only ever know him as a little kid, after all.

Other characters who have mentioned him have either called him by his full name, Yuna D. Kaito, or "that butler" or "the magician". Never specifically "man".

Sometimes when characters used "that magician", the ENG translation forcefully changed it into "that man", and I just couldn't understand why. Hell, they even called him "man" during a flashback where he was clearly a child. Why this pressing need to get across the message that Kaito is "a man"? Maybe because it's more threatening? But that wasn't what the original japanese script was doing at all. We don't know his age, they shouldn't be pushing things that way.

Now, I don't want to affirm that Kaito is a child. Or, rather....he is, immature like a child (and there's noooo doubt about that, even the author themselves said so, therefore we're not gonna argue on this), but surely his supposed age doesn't make him one. It is clear by now that even if we don't know precisely his age (and probably never will!), he should be more or less Touya and Yukito's age, or even slightly younger. There are several elements suggesting that. My grievances with how the ENG keeps insisting that he's a "man" is that this kind of term automatically infers that Kaito is in a part of his life where he's fully aware of his actions, that he's reached full maturity, and therefore everything he's doing, he's doing it consciously, fully aware of all the implications and on purpose. Readers tend to not cut him any slack on his behavior because "he's a man". When he's actually acting like an emo late teenager who's throwing himself wholly into the first thing he ever wanted and he's completely blind in regards to knowing himself and his heart. Letting aside all the implications for a future with Akiho, which puts even more under a negative light an eventual future where they could become a couple (because you know, the age gap would be even bigger).

So how should they call him? Sticking to the Japanese text would already be a good start. If in JP they call him "that magician", call him that. If in JP they call him "that person" and doesn't sound natural enough in English? Call him "that guy", it's more vague. Hell, even "young man" could be okay. If in JP a character calls him "that boy", call him "that boy" (and they seem to have understood that! they're doing it, lately!). I hope that cleared it up, anon! Thanks for the ask! 😁

[ginnsbaker]

Chapter 13, um hello?!?!?!? HELLO?!?! That ending!!! I’m screaming, crying and throwing up?!?!

First of all, amazing chapter! The flashbacks, had me all over the place, my goodness!! I mean they were so bittersweet as memories often tend to be, especially after having a major rift with the person from those memories.

Second, Yelena, my sweet Yelena, oh so thoughtful and loving to [a slightly] undeserving reader, in my opinion! Has me just stumped! Like the way she carefully crafted a celebration to honor reader with the people reader most cares about and here reader is thinking about Wanda! Like ugh! I just want to fucking scream!! But I also get it and don’t completely blame reader, you get me?! Because thinking of the memories of some of your greatest times in a decade especially after having experienced so many lows is understandable, like the mind will mostly always travel to happier times, so I get why reader would look back to those memories.

Third, Clint revealing that Wanda is seeing a therapist for addicts!! I gasped!! Like, OH. MY. GOD!!!

Fourth, the times that Natasha has felt betrayed by reader always hits me more than like the actual relationship angst (???) and I just hurt! Haha but also I love that Nat is keeping it real and calling reader out on her shit!! Because I know even though Natasha’s portrayed as bad ass and all, she’s always been such a big softie to me who just deeply cares about the people she loves and wants to protect them at all costs! So when she said “if you hurt my sister because of Wanda, I can’t promise you that this won’t come between us.” That low key almost had me crying?! I can’t handle best friend break ups!! Haha but I understand where she’s coming from and I hope reader gets it together!!!

Fifth, reader and Wanda going out to eat and acting like old friends has me so conflicted!! On one hand yay, Wanda and reader!! On another hand, I hate how deceiving it feels for reader to be meeting with Wanda in that way!! Like I get it happened spontaneously, but it also kinda feels like cheating to me, something that destroyed reader in the beginning!! Like, that’s literally why we’re here!! Haha like if it weren’t such a big deal why act nonchalant and lie to Yelena?!? That’s fishy!

Sixth, Vision?!? I hope he’s not going to do what I think he’s going to do because I will literally not know what to do with myself!! (I may be jumping to conclusions, but this story has been angsty so can you blame me?)

Last, like always I apologize for my thoughts maybe being all over the place, my brain thinks faster than my fingers can type! Haha but I just wanted to say this chapter was so fucking good!! Like you literally have me writing a whole ass essay here and I apologize!!! Haha, but you just make me sit here and think, which I find so cool honestly!! And it’s also what’s so great about this story!! I will seriously never tire of saying that!! I know there’s quite a few chapters left and that makes me both happy and sad because this has been such an awesome read, but I’m also excited to reach the finish line and see how it all ends!! Thank you so much for this amazing journey!! I hope you have an amazing week! Stay safe and take care! -💫🥀

I'm in love with your thoughts as always. Thank you so much for writing this long review, it always gets me excited :D

I'm gonna address your comment in reverse.

Vision - i know im dramatic, but i don't want to make it too dramatic that what he has in mind is so scary and something to be worried about. Let's just say as a selfish, immature and spoiled brat, he only thinks about himself and so his "form of revenge" has something in it for him than just making someone suffer.

R and Wanda spending time - I remember an anon telling me that they experience emotional cheating and it didn't count. so this chapter would like to say that IT DEFINITELY COUNTS. R doesn't realize because she's already caught up in having feelings for two people and had been in denial all the time. so she's clinging onto the technicalities of a relationship and what constitutes cheating.

Natasha- i would like to apologize as early as now :(

Yelena - i want to take her on a vacation and just pamper her and buy her cocktail drinks to keep her happy. she's the sweetest angel

Again, thank you for sticking with the story :)

[hiding-in-my-blanket-fort]

The way I'm utterly and completely fed up with every single member of my family - and many, many of the people around me - cannot possibly be overstated rn.

I've been avidly childfree for as long as I can remember. In my 30s, I'm 100% confident that's the right choice for me. No holds barred. My mother is pressuring me harder and she kicked it up into HIGH gear today.

"If you loved me as a mother, you would give me grandchildren."

"Daniel Radcliffe had a kid. HE loves his mother."

"I must have done something wrong as a mother to make all three of my children not want to have kids!" (Yeah, you bitched about how much you hated being a mother for my entire childhood. Whaddya expect?)

"Oh, I get it. You just don't have a backbone. Only the strongest survive childbirth like I did!"

(We won't go into the fact that she has always been vehemently against me expressing a single scrap of sexuality at any point, forbade me from going to prom because "BOYS", and has repeatedly been against the idea of me dating....yes, I'm aromantic and non-partnering, no she doesn't know that. She literally wants me to have a baby FOR HER, no son-in-law involved.)

She has reconnected with several girls I knew in high school who are all pregnant and/or have several kids by now. I don't have any connection with these girls now but SHE does. She's making baby clothes for them, sending stuff to their baby showers.

Every. single. one of these girls are too wildly emotionally immature to have children. They don't discipline their kids AT ALL. In any capacity. They randomly strip toys away from their kids just to make them scream and then they laugh in the kid's face while the kid cries.

It's fucking AWFUL.

One of my cousins is expecting her first baby and she literally wants to name her child after the tv show Vikings. Why on earth would you do that to your child???? She has no Norse roots. She's straight up American. And she's gonna name her kid Uthegaard (seriously a name she's considering).

Why TF are people like this allowed to procreate???? WHY?

My parents have been GROVELING at the feet of my brother and his girlfriend lately. He doesn't have a job btw. They are 10000% supporting him. He's in training to be a pilot simply for the money (his words). It was a one year program, and it has taken 5+ years. He's not done yet.

He refuses to get a job to support himself because he just...doesn't want to be bothered. So instead, he brags about getting black-out drunk, partying, and gaming for 16 hours, while my parents pet him and say, "We're taking you grocery shopping and you can get anything you want because we don't want you to worry about money!!!"

After they spend $200+ on groceries (where he demands specialty cheeses and cuts of salmon) he doesn't want to eat any of THAT food when he brings it home. He wants to go OUT. So they say yes!! Of course!! And he gets to pick the place!!! So he chooses the most expensive restaurant at $100 a plate.

I've literally never in my life been to a place that expensive. I would feel SO BAD about it.

He throws raging tantrums when we play games (and yes, he's coming over this weekend for my father's birthday so we can have "family time" and I'm holding out hope I might die in my sleep before then). He'll literally fling the cards on the table and yell, "This is fucking STUPID! I have THE WORST cards!! I can't possibly win with any of those cards!! I refuse to play until you start over and deal me another hand!"

And people DO. They LAUGH. They say, "Wow, you're a spoilsport...let's just do what he wants to make him happy!"

He's turning THIRTY YEARS OLD and he's behaving like this!!!!!

His girlfriend is like fingernails on a chalkboard levels of arrogant. She works at a water bottle factory. Two years ago, she was a temp who was called in to decorate the office now and then. She did NOT get that job and was instead moved to standing by a series of valves and reporting on a walkie-talkie whether the valve(s) are on or not.

Fast forward to present day and she's bragging about how "they won't fire me, I'm indispensable, they NEED me! I'm on the same level as the boss now! I'm going to tell THEM how it works around here now!"

Girl....what the actual fuck kind of mushrooms have you been eating to be THAT delusional???

My parents were SO enamored with her when she had her own art show....which was at a very tiny hole-in-the-wall place, with a plain table, a black cloth, and a handful of playing card sized paintings that all looked the same (some airy little clouds and sparkly stars).

I literally had my artwork displayed at the Yellowstone Art Museum and sold at their annual auction.

They did not give a flying fuck.

Is it any wonder I don't want a family of my own? Is it any wonder that I will ALWAYS prefer to be entirely alone rather than deal with other people and their fuckery????

I want peace and quiet. I want a cozy house with plants, books, and a herd of rescued cats.

I never, EVER want to follow in my parents' footsteps and surround myself with this bullshit for the sake of "Faaaammmmilllyyyyy."

[carrymelikeimcute]

Normally, I don't see shit like this but as this was tagged into the 'izzy hands' tag...I'm gonna take the time to respond. Because that's what happens when you don't tag your hate properly.

And this is hate, because it's all just...so inaccurate I could cry.

(obligatory disclaimer that I think S1 Izzy is a fucking arsehole to everyone, including himself, and that I wish Ed had been redeemed properly in S2, because is stands they fucking assassinated his character).

The problem I have with Izzy’s character arc in s2 is that he doesn’t do anything to make reparations until his deathbed apology to Ed.

...aside from keeping the crew alive through the kraken era (by shooting Ed non-fatally before he could kill them all), being mutilated and tortured and then never throwing that in Ed's face afterwards (and taking all the blame for it), keeping Ed's body safe in the hold so that he was still alive when Stede got there and not dumped overboard, sucking it up and thanking Stede for rescuing him, talking to Lucius about his issues in a way that actually helped him get over it (when nothing Ed did actually helped), helping Stede become a better pirate/captain, and making sure he didn't get himself killed while Ed was gone, and telling Ed and Stede that they were good together....

Aside from that, God, what did Izzy ever do to make amends?

He lost his LEG. And his LIFE.

Ed wore a sack for a day, during which time he was barely on the ship. He fixed one door.

You know who has done some really shitty things and does actually work toward making reparations? Ed.

Literally...where? I think it's just bad writing but most things Ed 'did to say sorry' were turned into jokes - the safe space ship apology, the bell and the sack, being pushed off the ship...they're just empty stupid little gestures that don't help anyone. If anything they are designed to make HIM feel better about what he did.

The largest gesture Ed makes, is throwing a party - a party the crew paid for with all their raids, a party they buy the supplies/organise and throw, and which was theiridea in the first place.

He got Ivan killed.

Made Fang cry like a literal child.

Held them all at gun point and manipulated them into saying everything was fine.

He made Jim and Archie fight to the death for the crime of being in love.

He tried to kill them ALL - and got everyone but the core crew killed in a storm...

But it's all OK now, because he wore a babygrow (that he was bitching about wearing after five minutes) and let them throw themselves a party.

(He also had the rest of the crew marooned, including Buttons. Which I bring up because when alone with Buttons in 'Fun and Games' he immediately loses his cutsey shy act, that he used on Stede, and starts rolling his eyes and being belligerent to Buttons. He only seems to care what Stede thinks of him, and only cares about him, not the crew - again, probably bad writing/direction).

Ed doesn’t have great apology skills. His “apology” speech was definitely lacking as far as our modern standards are concerned. That’s fine. Those aren’t natural skills to have, they’re learned, and he never really had the opportunity to learn them. But you can see that he wants to, and he’s trying and he’s learning, and that’s the most important thing.

But this doesn't apply to Izzy because....you don't like him? So he's just not given a pass on being emotionally immature? Why is it not 'trying' when he thanks Stede for saving him? Or talks to Lucius about the shark? Or tells Stede he and Ed 'balance each other out'?

Does it not count as trying because you already made up your mind that nothing the writers could have him do would ever be good enough?

Izzy called the cops on 'queer and poc' people.

Ah yes, the 'Izzy is a homophobe and a racist' argument, cloaked in new language. He can be a total cunt without being homophobic and racist. He's QUEER! And it is very much up to interpretation if he was homophobic to Lucius and Ed.

Note how Olu and Jim are in a queer relationship, as is Pete. But Izzy yells at LUCIUS - just Lucius. Because in that episode he is lazy, and insubordinate, and disrespects his authority. Izzy is a tiny little despot with a napoleon complex, that is why he yells at Lucius imo. Not just because he's queer or femme (though that is probably part of it), but because he is a representative of everything Izzy hates about the regime on that ship - the laxness, the friendliness, the lack of structure and professionalism. Lucius is NOT a pirate, and is the closest person to Stede. Hence Izzy's ire.

Likewise the 'namby pamby' comment everyone loves to point at as THE SINGLE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO SOMEONE EVER (as opposed to having your toes cut off and fed to you while you sleep, or having your leg shot off, two things that you just gloss over). Ed IS in a terrible state at that point. He's wandering around in a silk robe, singing to the crew and being soft. And that will get him killed. Get them all killed. We already see how Blackbeard's flag makes people surrender. His reputation keeps them safe. He needs to be Blackbeard if he is going to survive.

So Izzy comes in to be an arsehole to him and provoke him. After quite a while of this, mind you. We see that he's been covering for him for a while now, before he sends Lucius in. So it wasn't his first reaction. But yeah, he comes in and is a cunt to him, and that is mean and horrible.

But it is not an unforgivable crime, and by the time Ed cut off his second toe, you know what? I think he'd paid for it, even without an official 'sorry man'.

Where does he turn around and say “yeah calling the cops on you was fucking horrible and I shouldn’t have done it” or “I shouldn’t have said those things when you were already struggling” or “I’m sorry for taking advantage of my power and using it to bully and abuse my employees and another captain’s crew.”? He doesn’t do any of that. He doesn’t even try.

Um...because that would be incredibly out of character? You admit Ed isn't good at apologising but...Izzy is meant to be Dr. Phil all of a sudden?

Ed already punched him in the face for getting the navy involved, and then came back to the ship and re-acknowledged him as first mate. That issue is settled before the end of S1. Pirates screw each other over all the time and forget about it - See, Jackie working with Stede, Zheng working with Stede, and Izzy never mentioning the mutiny and attempted murder or trying to 'get the crew back' for that. (Jackie also sold them out to the Navy by the way, she was at that meeting and never apologised...but I guess that doesn't fit into the 'Izzy is a nasty racist' narrative...)

Izzy apologises for 'feeding Ed's darkness' while dying, but he also tells Stede that they are both responsible for what Ed did. Stede for leaving and Izzy for what he said. (Which you know, he got choked, then mutilated, then permanently disabled for).

Oh he bullied the crew? On a pirate ship? Oh dear! They got yelled at, that's really sad. Does he aim his gun at anyone? Force them to go on dangerous raids? Cut bits off them? Make them fight each other to the death? No?? He pulls on Fang's beard once and thwaps the back of Pete's head.

What. A. Monster.

Lucius literally disobeys a direct order and he doesn't even touch him. Openly mocks him, and he doesn't do anything but storm off.

Such a mean bully.

Toxic masculinity doesn’t make repeatedly insulting someone for having traditionally feminine traits and interests okay.

NO. It doesn't! But you're the one who said - I also know why he did them. And knowing why doesn’t make it okay. It helps me understand him more, and to know that he wasn’t doing them because he enjoyed them and, most importantly, that they’re things he regrets doing.

So...why no effort to understand why Izzy did those things? Why no mention of the fact that after being almost pathologically afraid of vulnerability and softness, he literally lets a member of the crew put makeup on him and entertains them at the party? He lets them hug him. He cries in front of them.

I guess because anything that doesn't fit the 'he's a racism homophobe' narrative Izzy haters have been pushing since season 1 has to be forgotten about, because god forbid they change their opinion.

We literally see Ricky tell Izzy's he's lost his touch, that he isn't what he expected. We see that even the slight changes Izzy has made to himself, are enough to start eroding his reputation. His fears were not unfounded.

But recognizing these as faults and actively working to improve yourself and grow and apologize to the people you’ve hurt and try to make things better does make it more likely for the people who care about you to forgive you.

Honest question...how does Ed 'grow'?

He basically doesn't apologise to the crew, spends no time with them, runs off to be a fisherman for fifteen minutes and then comes back and starts murdering people. Then starts an inn on a whim. Seems like he's the same Blackbeard/Ed he was in S1.

What decisions/actions does he make in S2 that he would have been incapable of in S1?

S1 Izzy would not have comforted Stede, or spoken to Lucius about his feelings, or put on make-up and sang. You can literally see him changing, in each episode.

Ed's changes are shallow, temporary and skin deep. And that's on the writing tbh. I wish they'd done him justice, but it's just not there on screen. He is insonsitant, poorly characterised and doesn't develop at all.

And I know you won't read this, or care, because you just brush this stuff off as 'being a stan' or a 'crazed member of the canyon' but jesus wept, we're all watching the same show, how are you missing what isn't even subtect - it's actual spoken dialogue???

😩 one of the main things I see about Izzy and why he’s an innocent little lamb who has done nothing wrong is that he’s got a lot of internalized homophobia going on, as well as issues with toxic masculinity. And yeah, OFMD is all about taking those toxic societal expectations and telling them to shove themselves up their asses. And I think having a character who has those internalized feelings and who holds onto them until being proven that they’re wrong is an interesting character arc. Growth is a great thing! We love to see it!

The problem comes when people use those characteristics as excuses for any of izzys bad behaviors, as if they give him a free pass to do whatever he wants to do. But that’s not how these things work. The problem I have with Izzy’s character arc in s2 is that he doesn’t do anything to make reparations until his deathbed apology to Ed. He just kind of…continues to be there, ignoring Ed, letting the crew extend kindness to him and still not really engaging until Calypso’s Birthday.

You know who has done some really shitty things and does actually work toward making reparations? Ed. And that’s another thing I see a lot of Izzy fans say: that gb people give Ed a free pass for everything he did because of his childhood and his trauma and his self hatred and broken heart. But babes, when we talk about these issues, you’re misunderstanding why we’re talking about them. I obviously can’t speak for all Ed fans, but the majority of us aren’t listing these issues as excuses, we’re naming them as reasons for his behavior. So we can understand why he feels the way he feels and did the things he did.

I am fully aware that he did some really shitty things to people who care about him and who he cares about. I acknowledge that. I also know why he did them. And knowing why doesn’t make it okay. It helps me understand him more, and to know that he wasn’t doing them because he enjoyed them and, most importantly, that they’re things he regrets doing. That’s obvious throughout the entirety of eps4-6, in his hesitance to return to the ship, in agreeing to wear a burlap sack and allowing Lucius to push him over the ship, in taking time to actually listen to fang about his own experiences during the kraken era. It’s part of the entire reason they have a party, it’s part of turning poison into positivity. Ed doesn’t have great apology skills. His “apology” speech was definitely lacking as far as our modern standards are concerned. That’s fine. Those aren’t natural skills to have, they’re learned, and he never really had the opportunity to learn them. But you can see that he wants to, and he’s trying and he’s learning, and that’s the most important thing.

Izzy doesn’t do that shit. In season 1 he uses his position of power to bully the crew, to go against Ed’s orders (his captains orders; that’s essentially mutiny right there); he loses and turns his captain and a ship full of queer and poc to the cops; he then becomes captain and it takes less than a day for the crew to mutiny on him because he’s a fucking asshole and no one wants to work for him; and to top it all off, he tells his boss—his friend, supposedly, his depressed and already established to be suicidal friend—that he would be better off dead than be like he is.

Where are his attempts at reparation? Where does he turn around and say “yeah calling the cops on you was fucking horrible and I shouldn’t have done it” or “I shouldn’t have said those things when you were already struggling” or “I’m sorry for taking advantage of my power and using it to bully and abuse my employees and another captain’s crew.”? He doesn’t do any of that. He doesn’t even try.

Internalized homophobia doesn’t make intimidating your gay subordinate or calling your friend a “namby pamby in a silk dressing gown” okay. Toxic masculinity doesn’t make repeatedly insulting someone for having traditionally feminine traits and interests okay. Doing those kinds of things can never be okay. But recognizing these as faults and actively working to improve yourself and grow and apologize to the people you’ve hurt and try to make things better does make it more likely for the people who care about you to forgive you.

[twindevilgang]

Hii! I see your requests are open-

May i please request you part 2 of *My eyes are uphere* because it was sooogoood I loved it sfmmmm!!! 😀

Can you do it with Hakkai, Baji, Kazutora, Draken, Sanzu , Hanma or anyone you choose. I would just be more happy with part 2.

It is okay if you dont feel like writing this ;)

Take care♡

My eyes are up here~

Characters: Hakkai shiba, Baji keisuke, kazutora Hanemiya, ken Ryuguji, Sanzu haruchiyo, Hanma Shuji

Please send me request I’m running out

of ideas😭🤚

Part1 part2

Warning: cursing and suggestive themes (not in bajis)

Hakkia shiba

Does not know what to do😭😭

Should he keep looking at them or look at something else

Obviously his older sister taught him better

But your boobs are giving him a mean glare

He still gets flustered around you despite being together for almost three years

You’re obviously doing it on purpose

Because it makes him turn into the shy teenage boy he was growing up

And because it’s also fun

“Kai, babe why are you staring on my boobs?”

“Huh-what?”

He’s been caught

He was embarrassed and tried to come up with a lie

He started to sweat and turn red

“I wasn’t looking at your um chest, I was….was admiring the fabric. Yeah that’s what I was doing!”

You wanted to laugh

He walked up to you and hesitantly pinched the top of your top with his fingers

“Very good fabric indeed, taka-Chan would really be proud of this”

“Here. You can give it to him then”

���Please don’t take off your shirt”

Baji Keisuke

Now his mom taught him better then this 🤨

But he’s a 15 year old teenage boys

He’s still immature for his age 😭😭

Would literally throwing things at them just to see them bounce off

And he’ll giggle about it too😒

“Keisuke stop throwing shit at my boobs”

“Or what? You gonna throw something at me?”

Cocky little shit

You wanted to strangle him with his own goddamn hair

You glared at him and thought for a moment before smirking

“Imma tell your mom, that’s what I’m gonna do”

You got up and ran out of his bedroom

“Mrs.Baji!”

“Wait no I’m sorry!!

Kazutora Hanemiya

Doesn’t know how to act when starting at them

Spending so much time in prison did not help him

At all

Came out horny and desperate I guess 🤷‍♀️

All your doing is leaning down picking up stuff from off the floor trying to get the house clean

But it ain’t gonna be clean if Kazutora keeps staring at your boobs

He’s supposed to be helping you not staring you down 😒

“Torá, baby. Stop staring at my boobs and get to work the house ain’t gonna clean itself”

“Sorry”

He was sulking while cleaning

Like cmon now

Like you know he wanted to get some but at least make it look like you’re trying 😒

“Torá~”

Almost dropped the poor broom

The way you called his name is 😩

“Umm yes?”

“If you clean properly, I’ll let you get a good look at them. In the bedroom with no shirt or bra. How does that sound?”

He turned red and got to work

House was squeaky clean in the spam of 20 minutes

And of course you gave him his prize for helping you clean

Didn’t leave him hanging one bit 😉

Ken ‘Draken’ Ryuguji

Is respectful about it honestly 😒

Knows your doing it on purpose sometimes

And he just goes along with it

He takes off his shirt Bc he knows you’ll be looking at his pecks

You two are even 🤷‍♀️

But sometimes it catches him off guard

You entered his D&D shop because it’s the only play that has AC in it

The AC in your apartment building broke down

Which result in leaving you in sweating

Your sat in the back of the shop with only a tight ass tank top and your hair up fanning yourself

He walked in and saw you 

Your boobs made him take a double take on you

Bc your laying on the couch, sweating( he find that hot 😒) with your hair tired up exposing your neck.

You could feel him glaring on your tits

He never realized how big they were honestly 🙄

“You wanna take a closer look at then Kenny?~”

He goes tenses

“You wanna see my pecks?

“Touché”

But Y’know inui May or may not have walked in on you two making out on the damn couch 😒

Sanzu haruchiyo

Doesn’t really pay attention to them tbh

He only notice when he’s high

He must be on that good shit sometimes because he mistook your breast for two huge watermelons

He hit your boobs and you slapped him

Made him sleep on the couch that night 😒

But when he does stare at them it’s because he’s just horny

You just wanna do something cute with your boyfriend

But you can’t because he’s having a staring contest with you tits while you two have a movie date in his house 😒

“Haru?”

“What?”

“Keep your eyes off my boobs and keep your eyes on the screen”

He did that

But he’s eyes just kept going back down to your chest

Kind of sick of it tbh

“You want me to take of my shirt so you can stare at the closely?”

“Can you?🥺”

Mf no 🤨

Watch the damn movie

You took of your shirt so he can have his damn fun with them 😒

You did not finish the movie

You ended up on the floor when he was done

Hanma shuji

Can’t keep his hand to himself

Seriously it’s a problem

Watching TV

Shuji has his hands inside your bra holding your boobs up

Cooking something?

Oh he’s pinching your nipples 😒

Trying to sleep

Not happening because he has his hand groping your boobs like his personal stress ball

“Shuji please get off me your distracting me for doing my homework”

“I’m not doing anything”

“You’re literally motorboating my damn tits”

He has the audacity to laugh

Little mf 😒

“You like it cmon now”

“I actually do-OW Shuji did you just bite my nipple?!”

‘Hehe~”

You slapped the back of his head

And was pouty the whole day

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