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He may kill people be he’ll be damned if he misgenders anyone

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the masculine urge to say "when" after she says "fuck you"

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The best thing about Lucius/Pete/Izzy is there is no big spoon/little spoon debate

They are measuring spoons.

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If someone had asked Lucius ‘how many days would you be able to spend as Izzy Hands’ a few weeks ago, he’d have said ‘gross, please leave’. He would not under any circumstances have said ‘three’.

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Does anyone know of any clippable media with a teary Nathan Foad? Needed for an AMV.

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One of the dearest friends I made via the Our Flag Means Death fandom - @carrymelikeimcute - took my love of Squirtle and my love of Izzy and combined them (some of you might have been lucky enough to meet Izzy at the Starfury event in late Nov). They then took something of a running joke and the fact we're Sprizzy shippers and made me a second creation 🖤 ♥️ I am overwhelmed with both of them. They're the most amazingly detailed, incredible and hilarious things I own and every time I see them I smile. The fact that Izzy happens to be taller than Lucius in this form gets me a lot 😂😂

Either way, I'm pleased to present to you, Squizzy Hands and Jigglius Spriggs 🖤 ♥️ 🖋️♠️

✨ Fun fact: in the teeny sketchbook that Lucius is holding, is the teeny drawing of a penis ✨

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@niffler-91

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“Are we just going to hide? Should I get snacks?” Lucius actually thinks that might work, what with most of the crew not really paying much attention to him. Though a raid was probably the only time he’d be missed.

“No, I’m going to try and teach you to fight, or at least, how to not die,” Izzy sighs. “I’d like my body back with the same number of holes it’s already got.”

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new reaction image

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I literally got the exact same message about Con yesterday, almost word for word. They're just making the rounds with anyone who hasn't blocked them already.

I am....unsurprised.

Part of me is wondering if this is a deep fake designed to make me churn out more Ed critical fic....

Because it's working!

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No cis actor should ever play queer/trans characters, I do not understand how you can continue to champion ONeill for this.

If he was the amazing aware ally the canyon is making him out to be, then he would have reflected before taking this role and instead of profiting of the trans community done the actually supportive thing and let a trans actor have the role. (I’m not saying that he necessarily had bad intentions but to be a good ally wanting to do good is not enough, you have to actually put the work in and educate yourself!)

Go support trans actors of color and trans women instead of simping for some straight-passing cis guy!

0/10 rage bait.

Must try harder.

What is this word vomit? Why are we pretending that being 'queer' means NOT being cis???? The majority of queer (gay, lesbian, bi, pan, ace/aro etc) people ARE cis????

We don't even KNOW Con's identity because he's private and other than coming out as being part of the queer community, we have no idea what that looks like or means for him.

What character is even being discussed here? (Possibly in reference to Val, a character with no concrete gender identity, who often went by male pronouns and was never confirmed to be trans or anything other than VAL).

Trans actors of colour?? Wasn't aware Con had ever taken a role as a POC?? What are you even blathering about?

'Straight passing' - absolutely laughable. Say you think all queer men should be femme stereotypes without saying it.

Also, lolling at the 'canyon' mention - because it shows whoever wrote this 1. is in the ofmd fandom and 2. likely stans Ed and Stede - two GAY characters played by STRAIGHT, CIS, MEN. (Rhys has also done roles in drag and made debatably transphobic jokes in his stand-up ("I like transformers...chicks with dicks") but obviously, they can do no wrong. Because they're the straightwashed, comfortingly non-sexual gays.

Critical thinking skills of a lemon.

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Anything you can do....

Crack with an angsty drizzle. Lucius and Izzy wake up in each other's bodies. They panic accordingly and then learn some important lessons about each other. Then weird sex stuff probably. (Post S2 leg/overboard with all the stuff that implies).

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62045515/chapters/158677234

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The perfect companion to the cursed 'Squizzy' aka Squirtle-Izzy.

Named by @niffler-91 themselves - the Jigglius.

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Progress pics on the Jigglius - that furry fabric sheds like nothing else. My bare feet became uggs.

Can you tell I know dick about sewing??

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Con O'Neill as General Montgomery in SAS Rogue Heroes (ep6)

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Rip izzy hands, you would have loved beatsaber

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I feel you, Con.