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There's so much I want to write and so much I want to read, but I can't fully engage with much of anything right now and it's killing me😭
#so many fic ideas! i thought about a zuri x farah one with zuri doing her hair#and them talking about their experiences regarding their hair and how its perceived#i wrote my general thoughts down on it and it would be !!!#so interesting!!#(especially since things concerning race aren't really... there in game ig - and idk if i want it to be for a variety of reasons)#(but exploring it with them could be !!!!!!!)#i thought of a mini series of zuri and adam going on drives together as their relationship progresses#i also wanna write something with zuri and bobby after the events of book 3#with bobby seeking her out with more genuine intentions than he does in book 2 and contrasting the two#i wanna write a few scene rewrites just for just#and there are so many fics i wanna read! i've missed so many of them and they all seem so interesting and fun#but i am suffering💀#i'm in a different country for an extended period of time (for me at least) when i really didn't want to be#(travelling in general isn't really for me - not when my parents 'plan' it)#i'm struggling to sleep because it's not my bed and i am constantly aware that its not my bed#all my energy is going into being as okay as i can be while counting the days until i can go home#(and i know as soon as i'm on the plane i'm gonna feel like this wasn't so bad so i dislike that it still mostly feels like it is)#and i forgot to take the pill for days now so my period just started for the second time this month💀💀#make it stop PLEASE#this ended up being a more personal rant but like UAUSGSH#i just need it to be over#chichi.txt
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Share your thoughts on Angel's irish accent lolol
😭😭😭 Oh dear. I feel kind of bad for Boreanaz tbh. He was plucked from nothing with no training as an actor and to his extreme credit he was SO GOOD as Angelus. Like to go from one of the weakest actors in the cast to one of the best?? He was absolutely incredible playing an evil character to the point that I wanted him to be evil lol because he was so much fun to watch. And Boreanaz only got better on his own series, which made me go from hating Angel to actually really liking him as a character.
But anyway the accent.... It's bad. I'm not Irish so it's probably not as painful for me as the potentials who have accents that supposedly are more similar to my own, honestly at this point I find Angel's Irish accent so bad that it's funny. It's probably one of the more difficult accents for an American to do, to be fair. And it feels like he tried HARD. :(
Another candidate for worst accent is poor Kendra. I recently saw someone say she likely would have been a better character were it not for the accent (which was forced on the poor actress last minute) and I think that's probably true.
#replies#btvs thoughts#btvs#honestly angel/cordelia also did a lot to make me like angel#and he was soooo cute with baby connor 😭#i hated bangel with the force of three thousand suns as a teen i was a spuffy girlie from the moment they teamed up#now ive gained a new appreciation for bangel as a representation of that overly passionate first romance#which as a teen i didn't have the experience of and i just thought everyone was acting insane and cringey#american actors are generally not very good at accents just because they're not exposed to much variety of accents#which is why i tend 2 b sympathetic. whereas most british actors can do a pretty flawless American accent#even literal child actors like millie bobby brown. pluck any rando off the street in the UK and they'll do u a passable American accent
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Was just watching 6x18 Pay it Forward and noticed Bobby saying this name as they’re waiting for the helicopter…
Do you know of any post or meta of Tommy being on the scene of the bridge collapse?? 😯
i've seen posts that mention it yeah but to be honest i feel like the writers threw a name in there without thinking about it too much? if Tommy was there, he would've been in the chopper with Lucy, not on the ground taking orders from Bobby? that's my take on it
BUT we could also say Bobby saw Tommy on the bridge (maybe when he got out with Lucy to bring the victim into the helicopter) and for a moment forgot that Tommy had Transferred and said that, and Tommy turns and looks at him like?? Uh, Cap, I have to get this guy to the hospital. and Bobby's like oops 😅
#asks#waywaychuck#honestly with how rushed the episode was and the end of s6 generally#i wouldn't be surprised#sometimes i open 911 wiki fandom to look up Names of other Firefighters or Captains for fic purposes#who's to say the writers didn't do the same?#because s2 had Tommy transfer to 217#and they bring him back in s7 and he's at Harbor (where Lucy is)#so when this ep was being written they just threw a name in there#like yeah the 217 is also at the scene and Bobby is IC#and then of course the show picked up for s7 and Tommy is at harbor#my personal take is that he went to the 217 for 2 years and THEN went to Harbor#hence why he told Gerrard he transferred to Harbor 5 years ago#just.. trying to make sense of things the show doesn't bother to#now why am i rambling in the tags of my own post.
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There's one weird page in chapter 3 where the coloring came out so weird, it looks like none of the other pages, and it drives me a little crazy. But, you know, whatever lol done is better than not-done. I have a huge buffer, I *really* should get to posting. I also want to get to posting bc (well, I want to, I like reading update comments more than you can know)...and bc I keep getting asks that have a few things that are quite literally in chapter 3, so I sit here looking at them, going (marge thinking sounds)
Well, here, have two unrelated statements that look amusing put together.
#there is also an omake comic paula did that goes before chapter 3#so I really should just start posting lol#solivaga#I think my brain is slightly scarred by when I started posting my buffer last time I quite literally had a weird stalkernotquitestalker#situation pop up right when i'd started#and the whole mess after that ate thru my buffer#like wtf man lmao#here though for anyone reading the tags#I'm either going to cut some of the double pages up into singles or double (and a couple of triple) pages will be the only update for the#week they land on#do you prefer the single page pacing and two pages a week#or the doubled up pages for better pacing one post a week#bc I really like manga pacing where some actions are allowed to breathe#but those make poor single week updates#so I usually double them up together with their setup or payoff#it's the one true downside to webcomics#pacing generally demands every page has something very interesting on it#and i'm like dangit bobby no sometimes I just want a page of a character doing jazz hands
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GRAHH my favorite lashes arent enabled for men. whatever
#i do hate u still have to like. have your sim be a man or a woman#bc cadaver is not a man per se. yk. that thang is as fluid as it gets he literally gets srs like monthly. in the normal/potentially now au#and in possible just the new normal its ass is a shapeshifter...#but. i think he does have a masc frame..... sometimes he does have bobbies its all on a whim#he has very fast healing so.#hes so hard to make in the sims . mainly bc i just dont like making “male” sims in general. idk what it is its like so hard 4 me to make#them look good its why like all of my sims r lesbians. SRY!! it just comes naturally to me and ive made so many gorgeous women
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op of that "read a book" post is a terf so deleting but reposting my lil rambles abt the panic in needle park novel
#bobby n helen swap who has the control whos hurting who whos manipulating who in the novel in a way that makes a lot of sense#vs the movie it feels more of bobby with helen swept up in things#you get the same twisted love tho but also its interesting that in the movie his anger is sparked by helen#selling her body like she needs to be punished narratively while book bobby certsinly minds but given she was#doing it b4 they even met he doesnt intrude n even encourages it fir his gain#again its bc the novel is obviously pulling from a direct relationship or bits of various ones the author was around#when he spent time in these circles vs the movie ends up needing a solid narrative#n seems more focused on a general anti drug message n thus naunce n grey areas arent so vital#tho this also calls up just how u read the movies ending#i took the ending to mean they're abt to restart the cycle all over again byt ive seen others disagree#ok im losing my train of thought.#i like that the novel is scatterbrained on purpose bc bobby n helen are scatterbrainwd living moment to moment w#no long term plans anymore even as theyre trying#its very bleak but thats the point#while ig the movie is bleak but w that potentially up hook at the end#shrugs
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#been thinking if they did kill off somebody#would tend to agree with the general consensus that it would (probably?) be bobby#the big bobby storyline coming and the bts of peter…. 😬#i would be very surprised if they killed buck after just getting done with the bi buck arc#feels a little too close to the bury your gays trope rn lol#i’ve always maintained that the will likely saves eddie from being killed off#because i just don’t see this show wanting to actually go through with giving christopher to buck#unless they decide to undo the will entirely (which is possible given some of the bts we’ve seen as of late but prob not likely)#i trust kenny is correct in his assertion that madney is post-wedding bliss so they’re probably fine#i don’t see them killing off hen after doing this mara storyline#and they’re not gonna write off angela bassett a second sooner than they have to lmao#tommy feels… possible? not super likely given the same reason as buck but he’s not a main so who knows#marisol straight up doesn’t matter enough to be considered lmao#doubt anyone at dispatch is involved either#so that being said… bobby feels like the most likely choice#with eddie as a slight possibility#and maybe tommy if they aren’t going mcd (god please no)#anyway#just had some thoughts given the new episode title#i hope no one is killed but with the network move and tim being back… it feels more real than it has in a while
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i had to add the tags cause goddamn that’s so fucking real. and it’s so natural for him to go overboard in the other direction when trying to heal from the mindset of always trying to be smaller and nicer etc
but it goes back to what zelda said sophomore year, he’s not a weird guy offering a flower to someone the first day of school and singing a song trying not to get mad. he’s a rockstar, he’s saved the world, his friend group is the most popular and objectively coolest in the school, he’s literally killed many people which might not be that weird in spire but a good amount of those people were school faculty. like he’s intimidating and scary and cool and has a group of friends who can, have, and will kill for him.
i don’t think he fully realizes it yet but eventually he’s gonna realize when he says certain things that are healing for him because he’s breaking from his forced placidness, that those things can also really hurt other people. and i think with the support and friends and role models he has he’ll learn time and place and lines not to cross, etc, but i honestly just love to see the growth.
anyways he’s my boy and he’s finally standing up for himself unapologetically and maybe the whole rage thing is connected to the overarching plot in a bad way but honestly i don’t care gorgug deserves to be mad bffr. he’s in high school and he’s got a stellar support system he’ll learn when to be mad and when being mad is an understandable reaction and even though it’s not bad it isn’t the most useful or acceptable in every scenario.
i honestly think that Gorgug bullying Mary Ann is a good thing for the fandom bc i see so many of you guys being like "oh he's so sweet he would never hurt a fly", still treating him like he had no evolution since the first day of freshman year and the tinfoil flower... wrong. Gorgug is as capable of being a shithead as any of the others. he's a tall strong teenager who could very well turn into a bully if he wanted to, just like any of us, and who keeps getting pushed into it by his teacher and even his friends. Gorgug's road to self-affirmation cannot be brought forward without casualties, otherwise his narrative arc wouldn't have any weight ; this is a character who grew up being taught that you have to make yourself smaller, to always be kind and nice and arranging to others, while the general public kept seeing him as this big threatening monster !! of course he's going to take up some bad behaviors on the way of breaking free out of that. i hope he keeps having outbursts until the bad kids are forced to realize that it's not so fun anymore and to actually intervene.
#anyways i really do love cunty gorgug but i do think this is an interesting arc for him#he’s gotta realize he’s not the backpack stealing freak he was freshman year anymore#obviously he never was that person but people don’t perceive him as that person anymore#which is hard for him to get cause he has self esteem issues but realizing it will help him temper his temper (lol)#i also will say i think so far in *most* scenarios he hasn’t gone overboard yet#obviously the maryanne thing was but at the same time there’s a very good chance she and her adventuring party are like#killing lots of people and trying to make everyone rage and corrupt gods etc etc#which obviously doesn’t make it ok but in the context it makes a lot of sense why he’s so fucking mad cause i most people would be i think#and the bad kids did immediately tell him to stop love that for them#outside of maryanne i feel like the only others i can think of was oinking at the cop and calling bobby dawn a ‘regular freak’#i might be missing some but oinking at the cop is totally justified in my book and bobby dawn is awful#though i don’t love the word freak in general and they use it a ton in the show#anyways gorgug my beloved ur so me and also nothing like me at all i just wanna put you in a rage room so you can smash things#and then have a conversation about how emotions are valid and good but actions are different from emotions#fantasy high#fhjy spoilers#fantasy high junior year#dimension 20#gorgug thistlespring#the bad kids#fhjy
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Can't afford art school?
After seeing post like this 👇
And this gem 👇
As well as countless of others from the AI generator community. Just talking about how "inaccessible art" is, I decided why not show how wrong these guys are while also helping anyone who actually wants to learn.
Here is the first one ART TEACHERS! There are plenty online and in places like youtube.
📺Here is my list:
Proko (Free, mostly teaches anatomy and how to draw people. But does have art talks and teaches the basics.)
Marc Brunet (Free but he does have other classes for a cheap price. Use to work for Blizzard and teaches you everything)
Aaron Rutten (free, tips about art, talks about art programs and the best products for digital art)
BoroCG (free, teaches a verity of art mediums from 3D modeling to digital painting. As well as some tips that can be used across styles)
Jesse J. Jones (free, talks about animating)
Jesus Conde (free, teaches digital painting and has classes in Spanish)
Mohammed Agbadi (free, he gives some advice in some videos and talks about art)
Ross Draws (free, he does have other classes for a good price. Mostly teaching character designs and simple backgrounds.)
SamDoesArts (free, gives good advice and critiques)
Drawfee Show (free, they do give some good advice and great inspiration)
The Art of Aaron Blaise ( useful tips for digital art and animation. Was an animator for Disney. Mostly nature art)
Bobby Chiu ( useful tips and interviews with artist who are in the industry or making a living as artist)
Sinix Design (has some tips on drawing people)
Winged canvas (art school for free on a verity of mediums)
Bob Ross (just a good time, learn how to paint, as well as how too relax when doing art. "there are no mistakes only happy accidents", this channel also provides tips from another artist)
Scott Christian Sava (Inspiration and provides tips and advice)
Pikat (art advice and critiques)
Drawbox (a suggested cheap online art school, made of a community of artist)
Skillshare (A cheap learning site that has art classes ranging from traditional to digital. As well as Animation and tutorials on art programs. All under one price, in the USA it's around $34 a month)
Human anatomy for artist (not a video or teacher but the site is full of awesome refs to practice and get better at anatomy)
Second part BOOKS, I have collected some books that have helped me and might help others.
📚Here is my list:
The "how to draw manga" series produced by Graphic-sha. These are for manga artist but they give great advice and information.
"Creating characters with personality" by Tom Bancroft. A great book that can help not just people who draw cartoons but also realistic ones. As it helps you with facial ques and how to make a character interesting.
"Albinus on anatomy" by Robert Beverly Hale and Terence Coyle. Great book to help someone learn basic anatomy.
"Artistic Anatomy" by Dr. Paul Richer and Robert Beverly Hale. A good book if you want to go further in-depth with anatomy.
"Directing the story" by Francis Glebas. A good book if you want to Story board or make comics.
"Animal Anatomy for Artists" by Eliot Goldfinger. A good book for if you want to draw animals or creatures.
"Constructive Anatomy: with almost 500 illustrations" by George B. Bridgman. A great book to help you block out shadows in your figures and see them in a more 3 diamantine way.
"Dynamic Anatomy: Revised and expand" by Burne Hogarth. A book that shows how to block out shapes and easily understand what you are looking out. When it comes to human subjects.
"An Atlas of animal anatomy for artist" by W. Ellenberger and H. Dittrich and H. Baum. This is another good one for people who want to draw animals or creatures.
Etherington Brothers, they make books and have a free blog with art tips.
📝As for Supplies, I recommend starting out cheap, buying Pencils and art paper at dollar tree or 5 below. If you want to go fancy Michaels is always a good place for traditional supplies. They also get in some good sales and discounts. For digital art, I recommend not starting with a screen art drawing tablet as they are usually more expensive.
For the Best art Tablet I recommend either Xp-pen, Bamboo or Huion. Some can range from about 40$ to the thousands.
💻As for art programs here is a list of Free to pay.
Clip Studio paint ( you can choose to pay once or sub and get updates. Galaxy, Windows, macOS, iPad, iPhone, Android, or Chromebook device. )
Procreate ( pay once for $9.99 usd, IPAD & IPHONE ONLY)
Blender (for 3D modules/sculpting, animation and more. Free)
PaintTool SAI (pay but has a 31 day free trail)
Krita (Free)
mypaint (free)
FireAlpaca (free)
Aseprite ($19.99 usd but has a free trail, for pixel art Windows & macOS)
Drawpile (free and for if you want to draw with others)
IbisPaint (free, phone app ONLY)
Medibang (free, IPAD, Android and PC)
NOTE: Some of these can work on almost any computer like Clip and Sai but others will require a bit stronger computer like Blender. Please check their sites for if your computer is compatible.
So do with this information as you will but as you can tell there are ways to learn how to become an artist, without breaking the bank. The only thing that might be stopping YOU from using any of these things, is YOU.
I have made time to learn to draw and many artist have too. Either in-between working two jobs or taking care of your family and a job or regular school and chores. YOU just have to take the time or use some time management, it really doesn't take long to practice for like an hour or less. YOU also don't have to do it every day, just once or three times a week is fine.
Hope this was helpful and have a great day.
"also apologies for any spelling or grammar errors, I have Dyslexia and it makes my brain go XP when it comes to speech or writing"
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There needs to be an Ao3 tag for CAS using "air quotes" because I love it.
#its so friggin cute#i might just adopt the habit#i already do the head tilt thing like Cas#i love TFW/TFW 2.0 mannerisms#they all have their own little things they do#Jacks smile and facial expressions in general#Sams irritated face#Deans everything because he's literally me#deans constant references and auotes especially are me#bobbys attitude#i love them all
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#fk#c-cfk#this one pissed me off bc i forgot to give him eye brows but like... now im not so sure he needs em#i think its fine without. its kinda funny as is.#HOWEVER was pissed when i realized i drew him blushing on both sides of his face#had intended not to do that but i did subconsciously. it is what it is#on that topic i went to *n*m*nyc this past friday bc i really wanted that dr*wf** b*bby h*ll charm so god damn bad#i pulled all four with no dupes but i got bobby last lmao#and im honestly happy abt that bc i wanted them all. just bobby the most#regardless thats not my point. my point is i dont sweat on my right side generally seeing as its physcially fucking impossible usually#BUT every now and then my nerves function just a bit and like the Average normal person probably wouldnt be excited about the fact that#they are sweating but let me tell u. i was sweating on my right collar and it was UNCOMFORTABLE and STICKY and GROSS#but also it was GOOD bc i noticeably dont sweat usually. so like. little sign that things Work sometimes over here was nice#THEREFORE my Screwy Little kyle can blush on his right side Occasionally. If the circumstances allow it.#sersiously on that scrungle grind
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speaking of dads eagerly accepting invitations to deck building games...
because we cannot have a single interest without it becoming about ocs, have been thinking a lot about human au neil having been an old school hobby shop nerd (he is just the most classic high fantasy lotr nerd so yeah he ate up dnd in middle school and kept up the hobby until he had a kid and his priorities changed) and having been into mtg for a bit too
and now that he is in his late 40s and bedeviled by the youths (trio of annoying transgender 20 year olds led by his two of his friends' son), they are going to be so shocked and awed that he knows what magic is and is willing to play with them. and they are going to laugh at the dorky art in his ancient deck from the ancient bygone era of... 2001
#partially inspired by the trove of magic cards from 2005 that my partner's aunt found and passed along#they are mostly worthless except the one that was banned because it was too racist (yikes)#it's very fun to contextualize neil as the prog rock nerdy weed dad that he truly is at his core#even actually in regular high fantasy normal setting he just should be listening to rush somehow#i dont want to do ANOTHER period piece modern au so it's funny that by all means he should be a classic 80s nerd but no.#no he graduated college in like '96 he just chose to be out of date on purpose#he will also dm for them sometimes. no one else can handle the responsibility :(#(also yes he has a dm pc that is a copper dragon disguised as an elven mayor. layers lmao.)#anyway bobby and prosper and andwise are constantly shocked that neil is cool about nerd shit and queer shit#low key convinced that their generation invented all of it but no he has in fact been doing both of those since the 90s
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Hi!! I saw that your requests were open and I'm a big fan of your work and I was wondering if you could write something for rafe where reader is a pogue and they need to steal something from tanney hill but Rafe comes home unexpectedly and reader is supposed to distract him but they end up fucking >.< tyyy!!!
Oooh this is freaky. I love it.
My requests are still open.
smut!! -> >.<, penetrative sex, rafe gets flashed, dom! rafe, missionary, size kink, tummy bulge, rafe doesn't pull out..
In and out. That was the plan you and Sarah had agreed on. She would search through the office while you guarded the halls to make sure the coast remained clear.
Things got complicated. Plans changed when Sarah realized that Rafe had taken the liberty to add locks onto the cabinets where the files are kept. Your heartbeat drummed through your ears as you noticed the flash of headlights from Rafe's truck shine through the glass windows.
"Shit. Sarah, Rafe's back early. ETA on the files?" you panic, scurrying through the tiles halls until your feet take you into the office where the blonde crouched, picking the lock with a bobby pin. "I've almost got it. Distract Rafe, keep him as far from here as possible."
Your legs carried you as fast as they could, hoping to meet him outside the front door but he was already inside, your head bumping into his firm chest at full force, sending you tumbling to the ground. "Holy shit. What the-" He's mid-curse when he notices the face of the intruder. Your face.
"Y/n? What the hell are you doing in here?" His thoughts beat your lips to the answer as they geared the possibilities. His jaw locks as it dawns on him, "Where's Sarah, huh? Is she in here? You helping her steal from me now too?"
His steps are powerful as they begin to clear the premises but you desperately grab onto his bulging biceps. "No, Rafe! Stop." Not expecting him to obey so easily, he whips around, startling you.
Just over his shoulder, you see Sarah's head peek out of the office. She gives a wave with the needed files in hand. You had to make sure Rafe didn't turn around, at all costs.
"I thought you were different, y'know? I always thought you were too good to be hangin' with those pogues-" He's about to turn around while Sarah sneaks out the back. You do the first idiotic thing that comes to mind. Your fingers are hooking under the fabric of your top and heaving upwards to flash him your tits.
His sentences break off into chopped, undecided stutters and his hands slowly reach for your round mounds. His hands were hesitating until you gave him a slight nod. "H-holy shit. Most fuckin' perfect pair of tits I've ever seen." His mind is racing to catch up with his hands that gently massage your breasts and you let out a soft moan.
That's the last time either of your clothes were still draped across your bodies. The interaction was quickly followed by uncalculated steps and heated kisses toward the couch where he'd laid you down and fucked you dumb.
"You feel that?" Rafe relishes in the depths of your soaked cunt that sucked in his generous length. Summoning him to a state of bliss, serving a sentence he wished would last the rest of his lifetime.
His hand is placed arrogantly on your lower abdomen where the outline of his girth could be seen pushing up against your insides. Surely, the question is rhetorical as you'd been reduced to a whimpering mess under his touch.
"My dick's splittin' you open. You fuckin' like that shit?" His hips snap, and you squeal, your whole body jolting with every moment of his much bigger one. The sight of you beneath him was more than enough to get him riding along the edge of ecstasy.
"You got the best fuckin' pussy on the island, goddamnit." His lower lip is tucked between hiss teeth, doing his best to hold himself back.
Rafe wouldn't deny any allegations of previously imagining having you in this very position, but the reality puts the products of his imagination to great shame. "R-rafe!" You moan, unbelievably turned on by your 'sworn enemy'.
"Yeah-- shit. Me too." It's not long before his thrusts begin to falter with strained grunts but added force, and he cums not long after you do. He slowly pulls out, admiring the stringy white cum that kept you connected before he realizes what he's done.
"Rafe..." You slowly sit up, dreading the consequences of his actions. "Fuck--I know, shit. I jus' got so caught up- and your pussy jus' felt so good. I wasn't thinking straight." You're both scavenging to get your clothes on as he rambles on.
He reaches into his back pocket and grabs a wad of cash, "Go get a plan B, and we can both act like this never happened, okay?" With a cold gaze, you pocket the money before rushing outside where the Twinkie is waiting for you around the corner out of sight.
"Y/n! Oh my god what took you so long? We thought Rafe had done something to you." Sarah gasps once you finally pull open the doors of the van. Your head shakes, "Nothing. Just Rafe being Rafe, let's go."
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Primarch political marriage AU where the Emperor attempts to make the primarchs care more about humanity by forcing them to get married. Thankfully, they're allowed to pick their own consort and because Big E can't do anything without being extremely extra (and because it's an excellent way to generate a hell of a lot of good press), there's going to be an elaborate series of parties to display the best that the imperium can offer in the way of potential mates.
Feat.
- the entire Death Guard becoming the Mortarion Primping Squad (led by Typhon) in the hope that getting laid might cheer Mortarion up
-Fulgrim fully understanding the assignment and DOMINATING the entire first night. He really doesn't want to have to pick another wife, though.
-Dorn becoming absolutely fascinated with shapewear- he hadn't ever thought that clothing could be engineered like that before.
-Ferrus Manus trying to hide against the wall, since he has no idea how to talk to women
-Konrad Curze is strangely popular, and gets more popular after he starts predicting the deaths of anyone who dares approach him- the girlies love some fortune telling
-Bobby G calling his mom to ask for advice on how to woo women
-Magnus becoming dejected that women don't flock around him like Fulgrim and Sanguinius. He hasn't put it together that it's because he keeps being a giant nerd about magic and no one has any idea what he's talking about.
-Perturabo is determined to be married before Dorn, so he's brought in Caliphonie to help him pick what to wear. He proceeds to ignore her advice about how to actually win over women.
-Lion getting dancing lessons from Luthor
-the imperial press being flooded with augmented pictures and bios of the primarchs, all to make them seem like romantic heroes. The imperial press in general is just out of control the entire time...
-Malcador really wishing he told the Emperor that this is His worst idea yet
-the Alpha legion getting in a lot of cross-dressing practice.
-Leman Russ refusing to marry any woman who cannot wrestle him to the floor. He doesn't care that they're all baseline humans, any woman worthy of bearing his children should be strong!
-the Mournival taking bets on who's going to get married second (because obviously Horus is going to be the first)
-Sanguinius getting overwhelmed by the amount of attention he is receiving and cocoons himself in his wings at some point in the night. He refuses to come out, even for snacks.
-Lorgar doing well until he tries the whole 'God is telling me that you're my wife' line.
-Horus using the worst pickup lines imaginable and getting away with it.
-Vulkan being delighted by the chance to do something that's not war related for once. He has an absolute blast dancing, although he might be a little too enthusiastic.
- Corvus trying to escape and having to be dragged back into the party by the custodes (under the Emperor's explicit command)
-Jaghati showing up with a whole-ass herd of horses to prove his fitness as a mate
-Magnus is the sluttiest-dressed in the entire room, scandilizing Lion and Lorgar. He even pierced his nipples for the occasion.
#warhamer 40000#wh40k#primarch#horus heresy#absolutely bonkers AU#magnus the red#horus lupercal#ferrus manus#fulgrim#mortarion#konrad curze#lion el'jonson#robute guilliman#perturabo#rogal dorn#lorgar aurelian#corvus corax#vulkan#sanguinius
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On Tommy Kinard
"It's not that I don't like Buck and Tommy, it's just happening so fast, he's underdeveloped!"
*clears throat*
Here is a recap of what we know about Tommy. And this is just off the top of my head, I didn't rewatch anything.
He was closeted at the 118 before and found the atmosphere repressive. He (probably) acted like a dick to fit in. When presented with the chance to make things better, he took it, and developed positive relationships with Hen, Chim and Bobby.
He was in the army and trained there as a pilot.
He knows Muay Thai and has a set up in his house.
He likes to work on cars and has a lift at his house (where TF does he live is my question - he has some nerve being agog at Buck's loft if he has a muay thai gym and a car lift)
He is down for violating departmental policy at the drop of a hat (has done so on at least two occasions) to help a friend and has no problems fucking with the fire chief.
He is a nerd. He likes pub trivia and has incorrect Star Wars opinions, and can keep up with Chim in the movie-quoting department.
His favorite movie is "Love, Actually" and he likes craft beer and monster trucks.
He came out when he transferred to Harbor and felt comfortable enough to stop lying about who he was.
He follows MMA and has friends in Vegas who like him well enough to hook him up to a frankly insane degree.
He'll risk his own life and engage in helicopter skulduggery to save people he doesn't know...I mean, apart from doing that for a living.
He'll take time out of his day to give a tour to the cute boy who called him up and offer to give that boy flying lessons (a significant time investment) which was probably maybe about more one on one time with said boy.
He yearns for the belonging and found family that the 118 became after his departure and probably befriended Eddie hoping to earn a plate at the cookout, aside from just clicking with him.
He likes Eddie and Chris a lot and they like him. Chimney also likes him.
He was attracted to Buck right away and was emotionally aware enough to pick up on Buck's jealous feelings over Eddie and his friendship, even if he was surprised that it was him Buck wanted to get to know.
He respects and values Buck and Eddie's friendship and wanted to make sure Buck knew that.
He's brave enough to shoot his shot by planting one on a dude.
He's a lil bitchy but also generous and ready to throw in with this insane guy who's inviting him to a family wedding after 0.5 dates.
He showed up to a bachelor party when he was on call because Buck asked him to, then showed up in turnouts after fighting a fire for like 12 hours yadda yadda we all know this part.
He has got it BAD for one Evan Buckley, who he only calls "Evan" which according to LFJR is a conscious decision by the writers, which fascinates me.
He was willing to take a chance with a man just discovering his sexuality BUT wasn't willing to put himself through that if the man in question wasn't ready for it. When Buck showed him that he was, he was all in.
He does NOT take his coffee like that.
Oh and
He's a beast.
This is VASTLY more information than we knew about ANY of Buck's previous girlfriends with the possible exception of Abby. Even Taylor did not get this much development over 20 episodes (things we knew about her: she was an ambitious and ethically flexible reporter, did not eat fudge, had a dad in jail, and sometimes jogged for exercise, she was capable of being nice and did love Buck, I believe). And as for it being fast? Sometimes it just be like that? A relationship doesn't have to have year(s) of buildup. Sometimes people do just meet, like each other, and start dating, in fact in the real world that's usually what happens. It's in TV Land that you have to have eighteen seasons of UST before pulling the trigger. Most of the time in reality people just vibe off each other and decide to go out and THEN they learn about each other.
And they've got a great start. You'd think they'd barely spoken by how a few naysayers are talking about it - the loft scene was like a solid five minutes of very open conversation, the Cringe Date seemed to have gone well and again, open and honest (if cringey) conversation before Cockblocker Eddie showed up, and the coffee meetup was again....open and honest conversation. They're not gonna show us long scenes of them exchanging firefighting stories and workout preferences (I mean, I'd watch that, but it's not what the show is about).
In conclusion, anyone saying he's poorly developed or the relationship is "out of nowhere" either is being willfully obtuse or has ridiculously unrealistic expectations for relationships and/or what constitutes character development.
As for whether they have chemistry, that's a matter of subjective opinion. Given that a TON of people watched that harbor tour scene (even when it was posted as a sneak peek) and started going "wait...what's going on here...are they flirting??" might be a clue. People were talking about Bi!Buck maybe happening with Tommy based solely off that clip of the harbor tour and what they were seeing between them. And imho that loft scene was crackling. But we all see things through the lenses of our biases, myself included.
Got that off my chest, whew.
#9-1-1#evan buckley#bucktommy#911#tevan#kinley#tommy kinard#9-1-1 meta#9-1-1 shipping#fandom discourse#firepilot#trying to use all the ship tags we have#buck x tommy
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Bobby "Boris" Pickett and the Crypt-Kickers - Monster Mash 1962
"Monster Mash" is a novelty song by Bobby "Boris" Pickett. It was released as a single in August 1962 along with a full-length LP called The Original Monster Mash, which contained several other monster-themed tunes. The "Monster Mash" single was number one on the Billboard Hot 100 chart on October 20–27 of that year, just before Halloween. "Monster Mash" has sustained a lasting impact in various recordings, film inclusions, and re-releases since its initial release. In 2021, nearly 60 years after its release, "Monster Mash" re-entered the Billboard Hot 100 chart at number 37. As of 2023, the song was generating $1 million annually in royalties.
The song is narrated by a mad scientist whose monster, late one evening, rises from his slab to perform a new dance, with a name implying it is inspired by the Mashed Potato, a popular dance of the early 1960s. The dance becomes "the hit of the land" when the scientist throws a party for other monsters, among them classic 1940s horror film icons such as the Wolfman, Igor, Count Dracula, and his son. The song was re-released several times and appeared on the US Billboard charts on two occasions after the original release: August 1970 and May 1973. The BBC had banned the record from airplay in 1962 on the grounds that the song was "too morbid", but it was later performed on the network's television program Juke Box Jury. The record was re-released in the UK in 1973, where it peaked at number three in early October. It re-entered the British charts again on November 2, 2008, at number 60.
"Monster Mash" received a total of 88,9% yes votes!
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#finished#high yes#low no#60s#o1#o1 sweep#o1 ultrasweep#o234#lo24#lo24 tie#lo2#lo4#bobby pickett#english
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