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I need you to understand that when I say "comments are appreciated!" I mean that I will reply to every one of them. I mean that an email with an ao3 notification has a higher priority than a message from my mother. I mean that I will have entire discussions in the comment section if you're up for it. Message me on tumblr and I will have the same discussions on an even more unhinged level. I will dissect entire personalities and ships and fictional political structures and worldbuilding with you. I will become your new best friend. You already ARE my new best friend. At the last battle, I would raise Anduril and say "For my ao3 readers" while a single tears rolls down my cheek, and dive into the fray. I would upload from beyond the grave if someone asked about the next chapter

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Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.

Begin.

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It sucks when a fandom hates on a female character for being the main love interest of a male character that is part of a fan favorite gay ship. Like in Arcane, or Trigun.

BUT — if an author disclosed that a super popular gay throuple was actually canon in many drafts, but in the end made 1/3 of the ship end up with a woman 4-4.5 years their senior that has known him since he was 14, that is mega loyal to the cult that brutalized him and was the books’s main antagonist and then her only lines amount to breaking the ribs of a kid 7 years younger than her, “old tricks” and glorifying a cult leader??? AND then also shared that her reaction to her partner’s abuse is “no harm, no foul” and still is “loyal till the end” to his abusers…

While the remaining members of the original gay throuple form a bond based on respect, healing, consent, “to be loved is to be seen” yada yada yada ???

I’m just saying, Nora shot herself on the foot with Thea.

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jean has got to stop grabbing jeremy’s chin. that twink CANNOT handle that !!

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Every time a woman makes a pink job or girl math or girl dinner or I'm just a girl joke I unfortunately have to kill a random man on the streets. And you may think this is cruel or unjust but in reality that's just the way the cookie crumbles

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enough of neil accidentally slipping into an english accent and everyone falling for him, we need more of him slipping into a baltimore accent and finally driving aaron to (a second) murder

finding out theres a cross over between a baltimore and english accent has been hilarious

i just know neil was fighting demons every time he had to say “father”

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february fanfic recs!

sakuatsu

glass star, glass heart t. 7.4k. atsumu gets a star chart for sakusa as a joke, but it turns out, sakusa didn't think of it as a joke. absolutely beautiful hurt/comfort and fluff <3

How To Be The Best Wingman t. 11.1k. komori tries to set up sakusa with atsumu because of all the tension he senses between them. he is honestly the best cousin, ever, and this fic is hilarious.

again, like this e. 55.7k. 6/6. knocking off one of sakuatsu's most beloved fics and it did not disappoint. lots of spice, hurt/comfort, and eventual romance. i love the sunaosa side story as well, the loveliest thing.

the posterior probability t. 58k. 9/9. sakusa, phd, meets atsumu, md. truly one of the best written fics i've read, with healthy slow burn, prose, and narrative detail. there's a lot of fics in this series that i'm slowly going through!

sunaosa

“thank you for changing my life” “im literally a compression sleeve” t. 4.6k. very funny fic where suna loans his compression sleeves to osamu and experiences Gay Panic. a good read if you need a good laugh!

Can’t help falling in bed with you t. 6.7k. 5 times suna and osamu accidentally share a bed, and 1 time it's deliberate. very cute and fluffy.

the art of keeping up t. 12.3k. ooooh my gourdddd the trope of asking your best friend/crush to help you write a confession letter for THEM is so good. this is so good, the pining is unbelievable.

Of Monsters and Mayhem e. 83k. 16/16. recommended by my mutual and it hit hard. i always love a good supernatural au with healthy miya twins angst and side sakuatsu. do note that it's very graphic if you want to read it!

iwaoii

Sunset Wheeling t. 6.9k. iwa teaches oikawa how to skateboard and oikawa falls in love. this is one of those fics where you know the writer knows what they're talking about, and it's absolutely beautiful.

Terrarium t. 11.4k. the first gift iwa gets for oikawa (technically it's for oikawa's mom but we don't care about that) is a terrarium, which oikawa cares for throughout the years. the SYMBOLISM. i love me good symbolism and this fic delivered.

Fernweh t. 19.6k. 2/2. a character study of oikawa tooru and how he yearns for home not only in argentina but in iwaizumi hajime. beautifully written and absolutely poetic.

bokuaka

special shoutout to all the works posted in the bokuaka valentine's reverse bang! be sure to check out all the amazing works in the collection! <3

august, honey (i'm still july) m. 24.6k. 6/6. it's bokuto's last summer in tokyo before he moves to osaka to play for the jackals, and he makes a bucket list of things he wants to do with akaashi before then. the pining!! the prose!! they're so in love with each other, it hurts. i highly enjoyed this one.

kagehina.

because I care, dumbass t. 6.4k. 5 times kageyama made sure hinata is taking care of himself and 1 time hinata checked on kageyama. the gradual transition of checking on hinata for the sake of winning to actually developing feelings for him is gold. i love these two.

between two rays of sunlight g. 10.9k. last month, i read the miwa perspective in the series (within two waves in the ocean) and this is the natsu's perspective. i love natsu very much, and reading about her and hinata's relationship, alongside his blossoming feelings for kageyama, is just a great mix of everything i love in a fic.

other

rated m for t. 10.6k. matsuhana. i discovered the secret to happiness in life, and it's reading matsuhana fics. this was hilarious and i absolutely love the banter between mattsun and makki. truly top-tier.

FAITH/FULL g. 20.9k. miya twins. i saw this recommended on twt as the miya twins fic and i have to agree. it takes place during their 3rd year of the spring high and i have many feelings and thoughts about it, especially with their respective feelings about the future and how they'll no longer pursue the same paths. i love the twins to death, and i'm happy there are writers who love them with even more ferocity to produce god-tier works.

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"oh adaine would be the last of the bad kids to forgive the rat grinders" "adaine would hold a grudge against oisin" "this is why adaine would never help redeem the rat grinders"

all of these ignore the infinitely funnier option that adaine immediately forgives them for everything and just hates them unrelated to their plot to end the world

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😎.

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person on tumblr: personally, i think (insert extremely coherent, well thought out and explained concept)

person in the comments: well this thing you didn’t bring up and is not related to the topic actually shows that ur wrong and a horrible person for it. so. yeah.

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i wanna talk about this shot

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le chatlier’s principle? more like i wish i le chat myself in the head yesterday so i wouldn’t have to deal with this bullshit

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how to: speedrun mass hatred from suburban dads

Ive hired 2,000 finches to eat your freshly sown lawn seed

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btw dating sucks as a concept.

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USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

Are you with me?

Spread the word.

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Allison “It’s not gay if it’s a threesome with me” Reynolds perfectly scheming to get Seth “I’m not gay” Gordon and Kevin “It’s easier to remain heterosexual” in bed together.