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tis diwali, so you know what THAT means hahahaha *sobs and looks at the battalion of aunties armed with their sweets*
#&&. rambles !!#and then a few days later#they'll tell me i put on weight#and blame it on chocolate#diwali
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asked chatgpt4 to have dalle3 generate "a cross section of a gourmet chocolate with each layer labeled."
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#ai generated#dalle3#chatgpt#chocolate#food#candy#cross section#i would have liked the labels to be more reassuring than this#i would have blamed chatgpt for interjecting a long list of fillings that dalle3 then tried to include#but in this case chatgpt had only suggested “chocolate coating” and “a creamy filling”
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I was having breakfast while the primed miniatures were drying, and i've heard some wingy sounds outside...
...and i barely glimpsed a fuckin pigeon grabbing one of my Sororitas and flying away??
#adeptas sororitas#warhammer 40k#warhammer#pigeon#birb#you cant make this shit up#they are expensive but holy sht#probably a scalper#they look like chocolate can you blame them
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Happy Valentines, Akira.
Happy Valentines, Asshole.
If you can’t read what Akechi’s secondary inner-dialogue says cause I obscured it too much behind his regular dialogue, here’s a transcription in panel order:
Hello, you fucking-
Ah- Hello, Akira!
Fuck off, why should I tell you-
Just a soda- there’s a new flavor.
I don’t want your shitty gift.
Oh- haha! You’re so sweet.
I hope I choke.
They’re lovely, thank you.
Like hell.
Likewise.
There’s no way it’s just a coincidence.
Still though, it’s a funny coincidence.
#p5#akeshu#akechi goro#kurusu akira#wow- me?? posting a valentines comic... actually on?? valentines????? wack. absolutely wack#it's a short one! I purposefully tried to keep it short. it was a challenge and it still ended up being 3 pages. but i blame my canvas size#also in case u can't see what akira is holding out to akechi: theyre chocolate covered strawberries on sticks!#i saw them irl and was like oh god i want those. i am going to project that feeling on my favorite characters so help me god#and now! here we are! but my shitty-ass coloring & line quality make it hard to discern them so. sorry about that lmaooooo#ANYWAY i don't do enough post-maruki stuff so. i made this one a little bittersweet. :)#why did i put akechi's scarf in a bow? honestly i dont know! i think i saw some art a while ago that did that too and i thought it was cute#well. plus i guess there's the symbolism of 'akechi being alive and reciprocating your feelings (however involuntarily) IS a gift' part#hence that hes wrapped up in a bow. like a present. :)#also god. the first panel is supposed to be akechi's reflection in a vending machine window. I could NOT get it to look right#so for reference!!! just so you guys understand!!!!!! thats what that panel is supposed to be!!! he is NOT in fact a ghost. (sigh)#hope you enjoyed and had a lovely valentines!! for my part i have eaten nothing but sweets today and hoo boy will that have been a mistake#ALSO in terms of the audience-participation comic...hopefully coming soon. if i can ever gain the will to draw it.#but at least tumblr has polls now so i can do the audience-choose-y bit without needing to use a separate website! so thats good i guess#anyway anyway anway thanks for listening to me ramble if you made it this far! have a lovely rest of your day and hopefully see u again soon
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Before the fight in the Shaolin Trap Dungeon arena.
Kuai bored: You know, if you put my head in the mouth of a shishi three times, it will turn completely red.
Hanzo: Ooh!
A few moments later
Hanzo: Why are you looking like that? You won! What? What kind of face is this?
#xmas_art#subscorp#kuai liang#hanzo hasashi#kuanzo#kuaizo#mortal kombat#mk11#scorpion#sub zero#short haircut Hanzo my HC#and Kuai with short hair too#one day the subscorp put on their classic skins and they decided that they were simply not comfortable with long hair#i love classic ninja skins very much#and I love skins where they look young#say no to Hanzo and Kuai's beard#don't blame me for the blood#let's pretend it's chocolate on them#illustration for another gaming session with my sister
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I do not need to buy a little coffee drink. I do not need to even though the local coffee shop makes a tasty drink named after Stevie Nicks and it's one of my favorite things ever.
*vibrating, gripping the table, knuckles turning white as Edge of Seventeen plays in the background in a slow crescendo*
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finally cracked how to articulate what was wrong with wonka:
timmy c's portrayal is elf type of crazy when the book character should have been feral gremlin type crazy
#wonka#timothée chalamet#i'm not really blaming him but he really could've had better acting direction#roald dahl#writing#this is also what's wrong w the charlie and the chocolate factory movie#iirc i haven't seen it since the cinemas
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i like how nepo babies can dye their hair or paint their nails and fashion journalists will be like “we need to create a new pretentious way of saying a basic color”
#hailey bieber’s chocolate syrup hair blurry milk nails ice cream pants#i don’t even blame her she’s a muse for vogue writers who anna wintour will fire if they say the color brown#i have this odd fascination w nepo babies in general i’m intrigued w how the world and media applies to them
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Wonka; People ask me how I handle the tour group so easily.
Wonka; The secret is, I don't. I have no control over them whatsoever. This morning Veruca called me into the parlor, and when I walked in Mike shot me in the top hat with a nerf gun.
#for real though#those brats are their parents' responsibility#blame the parents#willy wonka#charlie and the chocolate factory#the tour group being a friend group#catcf#incorrect quotes#wonka#incorrect catcf quotes#incorrect wonka quotes
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My cats on my lap I don’t know when he got there I just looked down and there he was
#my music has also been paused for who knows how long#i also have a thing of chocolate milk on my desk that hasn’t been opened#im blaming me not feeling well for this
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sunday fun! I just made myself a cup of coffee throwing in everything sweet I had in my pantry. It sucks!
#coffee chocolate marshmallows milk coffeecreamer and uh. half a spoonful of sugar.#mati barks#im 100% sure the low quality coffee creamer is at blame#i hate walmart products. whats this non milk creamer.#whats the alternative though nestle. hell world.
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My mutuals have such cool jobs and degree programs and I simply fry chicken and slice bologna 👍
#esp since the boars head recall everyones buying kahns because its 5 bucks a pound and the only bologna we got and its rly good#bologna wise i mean but its good. we have a garlic one too#its hell when we rarely run out but i dont blame them its the only deli meat they can get thats five bucks a pound lmfao#anyways one lady who worked mornings quit ig we knew it was coming. another lady is close to being talked too cause she calls off so much#but its cause she has an injured back and now she has covid but genuinely shes out so much. so I was by myself half my shift but twas fine#my coworker stayed very late god bless 👍#i fried two things today and still smell like fried chicken like why. it permiates everything.#i dont wash my hair daily ofc so my hair and my pillow smell like it too#anyways ate some mochi icecream 👍 such a waste of good mochi and ice cream but i cannot deny the novelty of#holding balls of icecream in my hands. the chocolate ones have bits of chocolate in it too thosw are good
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so i just started watching Mitsuya-sensei no keikakutekina ezuke thanks to @isaksbestpillow's subs and ohhh my godd
babyygirllll
this is so gay. immediately.
#chocolate watches things#mitsuya sensei no keikakuteki na edzuke#SWEETIE#just casually imagining this hot older dude feeding me and calling me a good boy. you know. normal things#100% don't blame him tbh
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something something aromantic louie running a valentine's day scam bc "isn't valentine's day already the biggest scam of all?"
#im a simple person i see a green coded character and hit them with the arofication beam#louie looking up from all the candy he got from his classmates: what? you're blaming ME for this?#Not all the stores racking up their chocolate prices on poor innocent customers?#astra rambles#ducktales
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#negativity cw#mother mention cw#if there’s one good thing about last eeekend’s meltdown#now I know that even after almost a year of therapy which supposedly ‘saved’ her marriage to my dad#my mom still feels no compunctions about last year’s Dec 20 and 21 screamfests#where she told me she would be gifting my dad a divorce for Xmas and it would be my fault#for trying to [redacted] herself in front of me while I whisper screamed for her not to#for blaming me every year since age 13 for their marriage being in the rocks#after a year of therapy and imploring me to seek therapy myself#she still doesn’t regret any of it#I vowed to myself after last year’s Christmas meltdown that I would never get them any kind of anniversary gift again#not after a decade of being blamed as a child for their issues#and now I feel no remorse about that decision#no flowers no chocolates no cards no special surprises#I’m the eldest child and earning close to six figures and not a penny of it will go to celebrating their Union#and i don’t care how bad it makes me look#she can get a one-line ‘congrats’ in the family WhatsApp group chat and that’s it#you don’t get to scream at me every 18 months ever since I was 14#that I am the one strain on your otherwise faultless marriage#that it’s my fault my siblings will grow up in a broken home#that it’s my fault we’ll have to sell the family home of 30 years to pay for the divorce#and never apologize at all even years down the line when I’m an adult and you’ve had your ‘character development’#and expect me to celebrate your Union#it’s very very petty and idk if she’ll notice bc I’ve never really made anniversary gifts for them before#but that’s my revenge
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had the worst most hectic most What the fawk is going on shift i have ever had today and i’m ready to die
#and in the midst of the chaos the wife of one of my fave residents who passed away a few weeks ago came back with their dog and brought#chocolates for everyone and i was liek gettinf emotional whilst in the middle of trying to stop everyone else from having meltdowns#ALL WHILE PMSING!!!!!#it was too much#was worried i would be blamed for dragging the team down but thankfully. the senior said it wasnt my fault thank fawking god
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