#incorrect catcf quotes

[alicewhimzy]

Veruca; Actually I have a black belt.

Violet; In what, karate?

Veruca; No, from Gucci.

[semi-sweetandnuts]

Catcf x text posts

[jaydencoolguy]

Has anyone done this yet?

[incorrect-catcf-quotes]

Wonka: (Sips his coffee, then looks shocked) Charlie: (Singing) Feeelings… Wonka: (Angrily spits out his coffee) What is a karaoke machine doing in the Chocolate Room?

[badteavee]

Some more fake catcf tweets asked for by no one but me 🫶 ( including a guest star of my twt moot )

[totallyaccuratecatcfquotes]

Charlie : What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Veruca: 'Prettiest Smile'

Augustus : 'Nicest Personality'

Mike: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Violet: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

[hazbinhazbinhazbinreblog]

Catcf!Vox: Alastor, guess what? I managed to get back the bank account you closed!

Catcf!Alastor: You didn't…buy the account, did you?

Catcf!Vox: Nope!

Catcf!Alastor: Oh, that's good. But how—

Catcf!Vox: I bought the bank!

Alastor would never eat here but this reminds me of that one incorrect quote that's like "I told you to buy me McDonald's." "I did!" "A BURGER NOT THE FRANCHISE"

[stardewey]

Ms. Teavee: What is your biggest weakness?

Willy Wonka : I can be uncooperative.

Ms. Teavee : Okay, can you give me an example?

Willy Wonka: No.

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Mr. Salt Mr. Wonka was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Willy Wonka: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Mr. Salt: Mr. Wonka, you ate a chair.

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Mr. Salt: Mr. Beauregarde, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Mr. Beauregarde: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Mr. Salt: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Ms. Teavee.

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Charlie Bucket: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Mike Teavee: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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Charlie Bucket, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Ms. Bucket: You did WHAT–

Willy Wonka: William Snakepeare

[verucastutu]

Violet , struggling to keep upright in 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Veruca ,walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

[whlshrk944]

Wonka: gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed.

Mike: nope.

Wonka: this was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance bring me ungodly amounts of rage.

[alicewhimzy]

Wonka; People ask me how I handle the tour group so easily.

Wonka; The secret is, I don't. I have no control over them whatsoever. This morning Veruca called me into the parlor, and when I walked in Mike shot me in the top hat with a nerf gun.

[marianas-astoria]

Wonka, teaching Charlie to drive: Okay, you’re driving and you see Slugworth and Prodnose in the street. What do you hit?

Charlie: Oh definitely Slugworth.

Wonka: The brakes, dear boy, you hit the brakes.

[jaydencoolguy]

Yeah ok.

(Sorry it's all guys none of the options fit any of the girls)

[incorrect-catcf-quotes]

(Violet and her mother are watching football on TV.) Announcer: A spectacular catch for another first down! Mrs. Beauregarde: Come on, ref, move those chains! Violet: Yeah! Mrs. Gloop: (enters) Vy are you vatching football? (changes the channel) Look, "A Christmas Carol" is on! Oooh, look, it's Jacob Marley's ghost! Mrs. Beauregarde: (less excitedly) Come on, Jacob, move those chains. Violet: Somehow it's not the same...

[marce-mallow]

05 Wonka: Augustus Gloop will not be harmed :)

Musical Wonka: he’ll... make... tasty... fuuudge!

[badteavee]

Some fake catcf tweets 🫶