#and beating up jerks

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Damain encounters an intruder with a magical map in Wayne manor attempting to make off with a piece of strange tech they had recently acquired from one of thier common rogues.

Upon initiating combat Damian pierced both the very pretty white haired boy and the map with his sword, causing them to both be transported to a world with meta animals. Both of them were confused and the glowing meta admitted he had no idea where they were.

The map was damaged and would need time to repair itself along with a suitable energy source. More problems arose when the boy "transformed", apparently Damians skills were as sharp as his blade because Daniel's "core" was damaged by his strike and he too needed to heal in order to get them back home.

That being said they were now stranded in an unknown world with no way to contact thier loved ones. Father will be very displeased. On another note, Damian is enraged by the casual dogfighting that seems to be common in this world.

Cue Damian beating the snot out of pokemon trainers and police officers as Robin. Danny is kinda along for the ride and illegally catches pokemon without a trainers license. Damian soon does the same.

Thier pokemon do everything in thier power to try to get them to date.

[cowboy-robooty]

MY FELLOW AMERICANS (and internationals. part two)

dis was a little something I drew for my friend @snoozerin for an art trade and i decided to make it into a keychain ^_^ *hands and knees* PLEASE. buy the robooty swag....... idk why i keep making merchandise of mfs beating the shit out of eachother lol 😄 if you ever come upon me irl and show off a piece of my merch ill bend over and tie your shoelaces for you no cap no questions only booty balls bros and well.... that last b youll just have to find out ;)

preorder IS CLOSED!!!!!

[koifrog]

can we see tango pwease :3?

ABSOLUTELY YOU CAN!!

His first gotcha day was at the end of February this year 💚

[greetingsfromuranus]

The Eds meet the main Home Movies trio how would it go

[goldpilot22]

Your tags on the sacrificial virgin post make me want to know everything about your OCs, especially this Ivy Rose! What's Ivy Rose like? What story holds them?

ok so! Ivy Rose Lohaun is from my story Red Eyes Take Warning, which is..... a lot. it's actually an in-universe comic series in my Eldritchverse setting, and it starts out as a parody of those generic isekai mangas, before gettting Weird as the author is unknowingly long-term exposed to eldritch horrors a little bit.

I don't have any proper art of Ivy Rose but here's what I do have... most of the RETW characters were inspired by ai gen images (*BACK WHEN AI WAS A WEIRD EXPERIMENTAL TYPEA THING) so this is his

and also this is an Arknights au version of him (he is not normally snakeboy)

and I am still sort of figuring out his lore but what I've currently got is that he inherited some sorta really rare special powers (according to my notes he is a witch, something different from mages. but I think I'm going to make it specialer than just that) and there is some sort of curse or prophecy on his family, that anyone born with those powers will die in some circumstances, and trying to evade this always results in things going really bad (possibly involving said powers?) but the curse/prophecy/whatever is vague enough that when he transes his gender, it manages to fulfill the prophecy / neutralize the curse / whatever.

anyway most of that is kind of just background lore, his actual role in the story is that. he starts out as a 'girl' in disguise as a guy (he is closeted/eggmode at this point) and under the name Lohaun he joins Gavin's party (Gavin is the classic isekai hero guy. he's also just a massive jerk) to go adventuring and stuff and also to get away from the gilded cage of richgirl life. then he gets 'found out' as a girl (this is a trope that happens sometimes where the 'crossdressing' character gets found out and then goes back to their 'real' gender like they're fine with it. I don't like this trope very much so he's like a deconstruction or subversion or smth of it.) and briefly tries just going back to girlhood, before deciding that, actually, he'd rather be a guy. so he tries out a couple different combinations of gender terms + presentations, before eventually settling on using he/they, presenting femininely, and using his firstnames and his surname interchangeably. Gavin, being the asshole he is, at first is disappointed by Lohaun deciding to identify as a boy (because the rest* of the party is sort of harem-adjacent, as tends to happen in these isekais)but then they're like "well I'm still pretty and here so does my gender really matter that much" (they don't want him to ditch them) and so he's like "alright I guess I'm 'straight with an exception' now"

*that is, the rest of the party except for 1. Emery (too beefy for Gavin's tastes, as well as too aroace and autistic to fawn over some asshole guy) and 2. Enzo/Elodie (it is 10 years old.)

[hatake]

tbh this year has started off as absolute garbage so far but i'm going to try to see it as an opportunity to be there for my very best friend (me) and find some compassion and love and strength for her because mental illness is hard and if the people around her irl are going to continue treating her like shit then i'm going to give her all the kindness and love she deserves!!!

[scootersscooter]

the blatant misunderstanding and vilification of Drayton's character because of one thing he says to Kieran is making me sick

[ultimate-snek]

ignoring transfem vancehebi yuri for now. i think either way vance would definitely be 'one of the girls' if he was friends w anyone yk? if he's actually loyal to you he's super trustworthy & stuff. idk man he just seems like the guy to try and give you his jacket to keep you warm (dude it's basically a vest full of holes i don't think it'd help) & try to ensure yr privacy and stuff. when he's not being an angry asshole I think he would be a very decent guy.

[edwardslostalchemy]

I can take a bullet for my best friend, I could kill for him. I can even beat up people for him. But I WILL NOT download tik tok for him, that is my limit, that is the one thing I refuse to do.

[worstloki]

Loki show but: 1) Loki wins fights. 2) "Sylvie" really is Sylvie Lushton. 3) We get a legit Thor cameo.... even if it still has all the shittiness we ended up getting, would this make it at least acceptable?

For me the quality of the show was what made it terrible, far beyond the characterisation and reboot aspects.

I wouldn’t mind Loki losing fights if the choreography was good or the losses made sense in context. Dulling down his skills is just sad, and the writing...

Sylvie being Sylvie Lushton would mean giving her different motive and backstory, so she would become a different character even if her personality is kept. She could still be incredibly competent and have the same outfit.

A Thor cameo wouldn’t do anything if it brings no value to the show overall. A gag appearance which doesn’t contribute may as well not be there at all.

[thevioletcaptain]

laughing so hard rn because that jackass who was ranting in my reblogs yesterday just started up again, and within thirty seconds of them reblogging two of my posts and adding entire paragraphs of barely coherent vitriol, i clicked on their username to block them, and--

dropping screenshots of what i can still see in the post notes under the cut just in case they come back

[shannonsketches]

bruh I don't think people realize that in the dbz manga Vegeta is not combative with Bulma except for one (1) time and she ends up being so right about the situation that he just shuts the fuck up for the rest of the series akljdls

[itsnotillegalyet07]

Emo Child. She can’t hide from me.

[thebibliomancer]

Kingship kinship

[olberic]

forgot how funny hot boy summer is im listening to the blazing babe eps and fully crying laughing less than 15 minutes in

[cosmictapestry]

every night i sit down and Try to write you people some smut and every night i play a warrior cats fangame instead