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✨SCAR EXCUSES✨

(self harm addition)

❤️UNREALISTIC BUT FUNNY❤️

🖤I hooked up with Edward scissorhands

🖤I fucked a cactus

🖤It's morse code for fuck off

🖤They wouldn't shut up...

🖤It's just a tally of how many people I've killed

🖤I'm an artist

🖤It's a barcode that means fuck off

🖤Speed bumps for my hotwheels

🖤Don't steal from babies...

🖤I'm only allowed to use children's scissors now

🖤What scars? (pretend they're the only one who can see them)

🖤I wanted to see if the monster really did run through my veins...

🖤He told me I was made of cake

🖤Don't fight a rose bush

🖤Tortilla chips are sharp

🖤My grass is sharp

🖤Bought them at Claires, buy 3 get 2 free!

🖤Tigers are brutal

🖤I huged a Lonley porcupine

🖤I wanted to blend in with the zebras

🖤That's what happens when you fall in love with a vampire

🧡MORE REALISTIC🧡

🖤I fell off my bike

🖤I got into a fight

🖤Smashed a glass at a party

🖤I was born with it

🖤Tried to pet a cat and it didn't go too well

🖤I was in an accident

🖤Barbed wire incident

💛BRIEF REALISTIC ANSWERS💛

🖤I whent through a rough time and this is how I delt with my emotions

🖤I used to have a hard time dealing with my emotions

🖤I was having a rough time

🖤It's exactly what you think it is

🖤I was unwell

🖤It's none of your business 💕

(this is more of a personal note than anything lol sorry)

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Stuff kids on tumblr better relearn

1. You are responsible for your own media experience. 

2. There is such a thing as a healthy level of avoidance towards topics that make you feel unwell or even (in a real-life clinical definition of the term) trigger you - but you are the one to actively take care of what you view.

3. Avoiding does not mean policing others.

4. You have no right to tell artists to censor themselves - you may criticize what others do, you may dislike it, that’s fine - but actively asking for censorship when you could easily unfollow or block a person just makes you look incompetent in your use of the internet.

5. Do not give people on tumblr or /any/ website the responsibility for your emotional well-being. Because these people do not even know you so no, you have no right to ask them to take care of you.

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I’m going in for my second procedure tomorrow wish me luck!

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I’m calling this segment

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* Just Ace Things *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

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why is my teacher roleplaying with me in a formal email

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Me, trying to eat something because I’m about to faint and I feel terrible: let’s see-

My Ed: SHIT WAIT HOW MANY CALORIES ARE THERE??

My sensory issues from my autism: uh I don’t like how it feels, don’t eat that.

My depression: fuck eating just go back to bed.

My ADHD & manic bipolar episode:IF WE JUMP FROM THE DECK WILL WE MAKE IT TO THE TRAMPOLINE!?

Me, crying in the kitchen: I JUST WANT AN APPLE

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Yep.

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Some RT doodles <3

Core!Frisk © @dokudoki

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Ahhh, complicated and conflicting feelings…

Otherwise known as: Chara struggles with their Forbidden Snack

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I officially need my girlfriend to take my phone a way for me. I have the sense of humor that a fucking 13 year old would have.

Babe I got your voodoo doll

*fucks it*

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Why seriously tell people to kill themselves when ‘deactivate your account’ is 1000x funnier and 1000x less shitty?

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Babe I got your voodoo doll

*fucks it*

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