#even though theyre way younger than the eds lol

[greetingsfromuranus]

The Eds meet the main Home Movies trio how would it go

[tumblunni]

Man, god, im just suddenly thinking about "ak/ur/oku" and like.. How the fuck did that even become such a huge thing in early 2000s fandom? Dear god so much early gay shipping in fandom was super unhealthy "sinful" bullshit made by straight people for fetishy purposes rather than genuine representation. But a/kurok/u was such a weird one because it was like.. Just globally accepted and never aknowledged to be problematic?? Man i still remember how lil 13 year old me didnt know there was anything wrong with it, like seriously when stuff like this becomes popularized it ends up sending bad messages to actual queer youth. Learning about your sexuality via the internet cos there's no sex ed irl for you, abd you end up stumbling into toxic fandoms before you have the critical thinking skills necessary to know that this stuff is bad and shouldnt be imitated. Like seriously one of the things i worry about EVERY NIGHT AT 2AM THAT KEEPS ME FROM SLEEPING is that stupid lil 15 year old me made a post on deviantart going like "are pedophiles really all bad? I mean it sounds like an illness. I mean maybe theyre just scared and they want help." Like im terrified constantly that someone will find that old thing and judge me as if i still believe that apologist crap, or as if it was actually an opinion i formed from a fully developed mind, rather than from a kid who (as far as i knew) had never met a pedophile, thinking about pedophiles in the abstract, while being influenced by fuckin pedophile-dominated fandoms and having NO IDEA. and of cooooourse i wanted to believe that i was mature for my age, i thought that was a compliment.. Uuuuugh...

Sorry, going a little offtopic there.

But anyway isnt it kinda weird how akur/oku was just.. Not even regarded as pedophilia? And when i was a kid it wasnt just me not understanding the gross parts of the fandom, i legit never thought axel was that much older than roxas. And it was one of the more popular gay ships cos at that point as far as we knew it was the only person axel had any sort of backstory with, and he cared so much about this guy that he was willing to sacrifice his life to help sora even when he knew roxas would never come back. At the time without further context it seemed like a reasonable assumption to make? And it wasnt until Days that i realized axel was intended to be an adult rather than a teenager, and even worse A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO MADE THAT SHIPPING ART KNEW THAT. Uuugh it was so gross in retrospect to go back and see all the clues i missed that these people were fetishizing roxas's inexperience and veey much writing him as underage. AAAAAAA!

Anyway im glad that shit is now recognized as shit and now we have canon evidence of this dude being old as balls. And honestly i love the relationship of him as a big brother/dad to roxas and xion a lot more, even though as a kid i was desperate for any kind of queer representation in kh. Like.. I never really actually liked the ship that much or felt any chemistry? I just latched onto a few bad writing flubs that could potentially be interpreted as Gay Evidence because i was SO damn desperate! Like i felt like i had to support all these gross abusive ships in fandom cos if i wasnt then i was being 'homophobic', i mean they were THE ONLY AVAILABLE OPTIONS, right? :( Its only now ive grown up i can see how wrong that was, and how people just used it as an excuse to make gross shit and get away with it. Like how in Black Butler all these 'yaoi fangirls' kept erasing the rarest of rare things, a canon trans woman, because 'its sexier if its gay'. Ughhhh. And seriously that discourse still exists for poor Grell, and there's still a lot of these shitty bigoted people pretending to be allies, but like seriously this was EVERYWHERE in 2005! And lgbt rights and even lgbt communities at all were way smaller and less available to the poor teenagers who really needed that positive influence while they were figuring out who they are. So man the abusive side of yaoi fandom was WAY more powerful, and wya more.mainstream, with barely any criticism. And the whole content of this fandom was creepy fuckin adults making pedo porn, and kids who just discovered they were queer and tried to headcanon their favourote characters as being like them. Fucking predator heaven! So yeh that ruined KH for me and definately made me scared of returning to Black Butler for almost a decade. And then i found out that the manga itself has none of that pedo shit and that one of the fandom's biggest abusive gay man archetypes was actually a trans woman this entire time, and just gahhhhh....

Also like seriously this is a tad offtopic but can we kill the anime trope of either everyone looking young or everyone looking old? Or creepy things where just one character looks the wrong age in order to fetishize pedophilia? I dont think kingdom hearts was one of those intentional ones, like i mean there's super bad shit where its like 'this 5 year old looking person is really 9000 years old/actually 18 and just hasnt had their growth spurt yet' (somehow its even more insulting when theres not even a magical excuse) Or the other way around and we have a character thats canonically underage but drawn looking sexually mature with big ol knockers so its somehow okay. The existence of those horrible things is why i end up feeling uncomfortable even seeing ambiguous ages as just a trope in completely innocent anime, yknow? Like in pokemon and digimon all the 10 year old protagonists are exactly the same height as all the adults, and all the female love interests for ash have to be early bloomers in terms of chest and hips, while notably Iris is the only one who actually looks her age and also the first non love interest. Its another reason why i prefer the new art style for the latest season, they make everyone look like kids and Lillie continues to look like a kid even though she's the main girl and has all the cute scenes with Ash. The girls even got very normal looking kiddy swimsuits in the beach episode! Why is that so uncommon, to find the bare minimum thing of underage kids not being sexualized at the beach??

Soooooo yeah, thats at least part of why kid me thought axel and roxas were within a similar age range. Like i thought roxas was maybe 16 and axel was 18?? Somehow?? I dont even know, kingdom hearts isnt even SUPER bad with the 'kids look like older teens,all adults look like age 20 at the most' anime syndrome. Its probably more because id been raised on games and anime that followed that trope, before i played kh. And as a kid you just dont really know the exact differences between 'old', like i mean i knew teenagers were tall and boys get a growth spurt, so somehow it made sense to me that axel could be the same age as roxas?? And man even if i knew he wasnt, i was barely educated at all about pedophilia and i didnt know the nuances of it. I just knew 'its bad for adults to marry kids' like man i was really behind the curve in general learning due to my undiagnosed autism and abusive parenting so like HERE'S 12 YEAR OLD ME NOT EVEN THINKING ABOUT THE SEX ASPECT. And i didnt know that adults in relationships with teenagers was bad too, or like 16/17 year old teens dating kids... I was so fuckin dumb... I really cant believe that not only did i believe stupid adults saying 'pedophilia isnt bad if you're non offending, its okay to make cartoon child porn as long as you dont physically abuse real kids' but also i somehow just DID NOT EVER REALIZE that axel was an adult and roxas wasnt even a goddamn older teen...

So yeh im making a lot of excuses for why my stupid younger self was blindly parroting bullshit, but im not trying to excuse how goddamn wrong and bad it was. I still wake up ashamed in the middle of the night for crapoy decisions i made as a dumb kid, and in terrified that some shreds of it might still exist out there on the internet and maybe someone else could read it?! Gahhhh! Seriously could i have accidentally helped spread that bullshit brainwashing to other kids? And seriously when people say this shit is harmless they just need to look at this, look at how being into problematic yaoi is such a common 'phase' for ACTUAL CHILDREN. Like its not fuckin NATURAL for kids to fall into this stuff, they do it because they dont know any better but the people making the goddamn founding blocks of the fandom are fuckin grown women fetishizing gay men or grown men fetishing lesbians. There's people who do know better who actually conciously decide that a/kurok/u is a good ship while knowing all the goddamn details of what it actually is and exactly what theyre supporting by shipping it. Ughhhhh!

So yeh fuckin Please Stay Safe In Fandom, Kids

And pedophiles have absolutely none of my sympathy, please ignore that goddamn shit i wrote as a little kid being fuckin groomed by a fandom without even knowing it.

This also applies a lot to the rest of LGBT+ aside from just gay shipping, like seriously it took me til age 18 to find any positive representation of trans people or even a proper explanation of what being trans is, yet before i was even 8 years old i'd seen a million 'lol gross man in a dress who gets sexual gratification from wearing women's underwear' jokes in kids shows. And when i was 12 i'd already been exposed to the fuckin hell of m/pre/g thanks to its prevelance of untagged n/sf/w shit in the kh fandom. And by age 15 i'd been exposed to pedophile apologists arguing whether child porn was okay if they only got off to that and didnt personally abuse that kid with their own hands. All of that shit but actually learning about homosexuality and gender in sex ed would have been 'too much' for someone my age...

God what a fuckin mess. Fuck im really really fuckin worried that any of my ignorant comments at those ages could have been read by other ignorant kids and contributed to that disgusting fandom atmosphere. Fuck i think about this so damn often im so damn ashamed of how ignorant i used to be yet i know the adult fuckfaces making pedo shit never reel one lick of shame any damn day of their life. I used to excuse their shit as an actual kid cos i just ASSUMED they would be ashamed and want to seek help! Gahhhh..

[ashtenstitches]

you forgot the 99 gay ask thing

I stg i have to get on my computer for this

1.       how tall are you?

- 5’4”

 2.       what is your body type?

- “she eatin good” lol

 3.       what is your favorite part about your body?

- My eyes

 4.       is your current hair color your natural hair color?

- Lol no

 5.       are you more outgoing or more shy?

- More shy

 6.       are you more femme or butch?

- Definitely femme

 7.       are you tol or smol?

- Smol

 8.       wine mom or vodka aunt?

- Neither because alcohol is icky

 9.       weird habit?

- I chew on my nails ugh

 10.   favorite meme?

- The yelling at the cat one. Or baby yoda

 11.   do you sing in the 🚿?

- No my family is mean

 12.   ever used a 🏹?

- Yes

 13.   are/were you a theatre kid?

- Nope I was a choir kid

 14.   have you ever seen a broadway musical?

- No

 15.   do you think musicals are cheesy?

- Yes but that’s why I love them

 16.   have you ever been a part of a protest or a march?

- Not yet

 17.   favorite Cards Against Humanity Card?

- Bees?

 18.   last movie you 👀?

- Uhm I don’t remember! Meet the Robinsons?

 19.   behind the 📸 or in front of it?

- How about both

 20.   favorite 📺 show?

- Skins uk

 21.   meaning behind your url

- its my first and middle name

 22.   reason you joined tumblr

- I had an eating disorder so I used it to trigger myself LOL

 23.   who’s your closest tumblr friend?

- Probs @boymeetswaffles 

 24.   what’s something most people 😍 that you hate?

- Tea

 25.   have you ever taken narcotics?

- No

 26.   have you had sex?

- No im a virgin!!!

 27.   have you ever gotten caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?

- Yes lol my mom caught me having sex

 28.   worst/funniest lie you’ve ever told?

- “I am so straight”

 29.   describe your passion without mentioning it.

- Uh I have a lot of passions lol

 30.   describe your best friend.

- Silly. Kind. Loving. Fun. Strong.

 31.   give us one thing about you that no one knows.

- Well for you tumblr people who don’t follow my insta, I own like 30 plants

 32.   how do you feel right now?

- Good!

 33.   what is your biggest fear?

- Being alone forever lmao

 34.   what’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

- Tenerife Sea by Ed Sheeran

 35.   what is the best decision you’ve made in your life so far?

- Coming out and going vegan

 36.   have you ever tried your hardest and then been 😞 in the end?

- Who hasn’t

 37.   something you fantasize about.

- Lol well in life it’d be living on the beach in Hawaii

 38.   last time you 😢 and why

- new years eve, I missed my best friend.

 39.   what was the last thing that made you 😂?

- My best friend

 40.   do you really, truly miss someone right now?

- Yes

 41.   who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

- My best friendddd

 42.   the last time you felt broken?

- Last week lmao

 43.   are you starting to realize anything?

- Absolutely

 44.   are you more dominant or more submissive?

- I can be both hehe

 45.   i’ll only date you if _____. (fill in the blank)

- you are funny

 46.   do you prefer to date people the same age as you, younger, or older?

- I tend to go for older people!

 47.   describe the person you’re 😍 with/have a crush on in great detail.

- well I don’t know how to go about that LMAO

 48.   do you have any kinks?

- I guess lmao theyre pretty vanilla though

 49.   first thing you notice in a person?

- Eyes and hair

 50.   how can someone win your 💛?

- Be funny!! Also be romantic!! I am very romantic and I will literally melt at anything even slightly romantic

 51.   been rejected by a crush?

- Oh yeah

 52.   have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?

- So many times

 53.   would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

- If I was on my phone I would use the surprised emoji rn lol but no because they have a bf

 54.   is trust a big issue for you?

- Not so much anymore!

 55.   did you hang out with the person you like recently?

- No

 56.   is confidence cute?

- Yes

 57.   what would you say if the person you 😍/like 😘 another girl/boy?

- Well I would say I am so happy for them

 58.   would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you 😂?

- No way

 59.   does the person you have feelings for right now know you do?

- lol sadly yes, sorry man

 60.   ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

- Yes lol

 61.   do you want to get married

- yes

 62.   worst thing you’ve ever done?

- Hurt my best friend

 63.   three things that turn you on.

- Neck kisses, thigh touches, the other person being turned on

 64.   who do you hate?

- The orange guy in the oval office

 65.   favorite term of endearment?

- my love

 66.   who was your celebrity/fictional gay awakening?

- Shailene Woodley 

 67.   intimidating girls or kind girls?

- Yes lol

 68.   what do you look for in a possible partner?

- That they are funny lol that is #1

 69.   do you tend to like more masculine, feminine, or androgynous girls?

- I just like girls dude

 70.   are you good at flirting?

- No way

 71.   who was the first person you came out to?

- My boyfriend at the time HAHA

 72.   do you have any friends who are wlw?

- Yes

 73.   is your crush wlw?

- Yes

 74.   last person to make you reconsider your sexuality?

- Shailene Woodley again lmao

 75.   write a short 😍 poem to your crush/self?

- Hey

I think you’re really cute

I like you a lot

Maybe we could hang out or something

 76.   do you fall 😍 easily?

- Oh yeah

 77.   is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?

- Yes

 78.   are you good at hiding your feelings?

- Nope lol

     79.   are you a forgiving person?

- Yes

 80.   what is your “type?”

- if they’re a girl then they’re my type lol

 81.   fall 😴 in her arms or rub her back until she falls 😴 in yours?

- Omg her fall asleep in mine that’s so cute

 82.   tall girls or short girls?

- Yes

 83.   hugs or kisses?

- …yes

 84.   twirl her around or get twirled?

- ……..yes

 85.   tummy kisses or thigh kisses?

- YES

 86.   hairline kisses or neck kisses?

- Yes

 87.   play with her hair or stroke her tummy?

- Yessssssss

 88.   making out or soft kisses?

- YES YES YES

 89.   hugs around the neck or hugs around the waist?

- YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 90.   how confident are you in your sexuality?

- Pretty confident!

 91.   when you like someone do you blush or get butterflies in your stomach?

- Oh yes

 92.   have you ever liked a friend as more than a friend? did you tell them?

- Answered but yes

 93.   how old were you when you realized you were into girls?

- I think 17? was when i was like oh shit lol but i definitely had crushes at like 13-14

 94.   most embarrassing thing you’ve done in front of a cute girl?

- had an anxiety attack lmao

 95.   do you have a favorite lesbian ship? is it canon?

- Naomi and Emily in Skins uk and yes

 96.   what is the most aggravating thing someone has said to you about your sexuality?

- That I will go to hell/it would be better that I was a murderer than gay: from my mom

 97.   when was the last time a girl made your 💛 flutter?

- earlier today

 98.   what is 😍 to you?

- Deep conversations until morning. soft kisses. the little thumb thing

 99.   ask me anything.

- well you fell asleep on me so there is nothing here lmao

[ruinsofxerxes]

Consider the relativistic relationship between Father and Al. If you view Father as the Younger Brother of Hohenheim, as theyre sort of "of the same blood" since the dwarf was made from Hohenheim. Anyway, Ed spends his entire journey trying to find a way to get out of using human souls, and therefore the Philosophers Stone and actively ignores chances to use it. Meanwhile as soon as Al gets his hands on the stone he ends up using it in FMAB to fight pride. (Continue in next ask)

I’m honestly.....speechless after reading this. This is incredible! Like, honestly there are some uncanny parallels between Hoho and Father and Ed and Al, that I can’t help but think this may be intentional as well. This made me think about the end of the manga/brotherhood, when Ed and Al go their separate ways, Ed to the West (like Father) and Al to the East (like Hohenheim), so adding on to that, it’s almost like Arakawa was breaking the parallels by making Al’s ending more like Hohenheim’s than Father’s. But really, these connections are amazing, because who would suspect Al of having so many similarities to the bad guy? I mean, obviously Al isn’t a bad guy in any sense, but really, even though he’s generally seen as the gentler and kinder of the brothers, he was the one out of the two of them to willingly use a philosopher’s stone (tho it was out of necessity and not for the benefit of himself) But still, this is incredible! Thanks for sending this in, I’m honestly in awe that five years later I’m still discovering the complexities of fma, whether they were intended or not, but yeah. God I love fma so much lol

[ronaldreghan]

1-104

bruh

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

well that would be dani and i would be very confused. “why was i naked?” i would ask. i have no reason to be naked around dani. or anyone, for that matter.

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

well i found out he was a trump supporter (rip) so i deleted him from everything. i still feel gross and its been almost 6 months.

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

honestly depends on the drug. weed? i dont care. shrooms/lsd/acid? id be a little iffy, but i ultimately wouldnt care. heroin/cocaine/opiods? id immediately try to help them get help.

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

ya its 7 lol

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

sober (unfortunately)

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

no? i dont think so

7. What does your last received text say?

“i like that color”

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

idk we made out for like twenty minutes because i was too chicken to say “hey you were fun for ten minutes but id really rather be with my friends”

9. Where was your last kiss at?

some shitty halloween rave

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

i dont have a sister lol

11. What do you drink in the morning?

water

12. Where did you sleep last night?

in my bed? where else am i gonna sleep? the dumpster behind my dorm? a clown car?

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

yeah. its constant work, but it shouldnt be annoying work, you know? its work thats hard but you enjoy doing it

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? 

ya i wouldnt spend so much money lol

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

YES GET ME OUT OF THERE AWAY FROM TRUMP BOY

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

rainy!!!

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

nope

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

jeans

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

wish i fuckin knew. probably not.

20. Does anyone like you?

no i dont think so.

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

nope

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

fuck no

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

the boy i last kissed

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

i already have one lmao

25. In the past week have you cried?

yeah i cried in the airport because i had to call my mom because i didnt have enough money for the uber home and i was freaking the fuck out

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

i dont know! but he was littleand cute and i love him

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

out of the shower

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

no all the football players i knew in high school were gross, and my current school doesnt have a football team

29. Do you think you’re old?

im not 20 yet so no

30. Do you like text messaging?

yes! i love texting! it makes it so easy to talk to my friends back home and also its so much easier to put things into writing

31. What type of day are you having?

eh, its ok. i met with my schools career service center and we talked about what i have to do to get my dream job, and also an actual job.

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

yeah, but i cant do piercings.

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

WARM

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

my dad! even though he annoys me sometimes hes still my dad and i love him a lot

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

a fling. i dont have the time, money, or desire for an actual Relationship rn

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

id like to think simple, but i also know that my logic doesnt always make sense to other people, which can make me seem complicated so *shrug* idk

37. What song are you listening to?

im listening to the sabres/sharks broadcast sooooo

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

usually39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

dani, anishka, brooke40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

well he plays for the sabres and hes super cute and i love him hes softe. he doesnt know i exist because why would he but i lov him.41. When did you last receive a text message?

well since i wrote the beginning of this post i have received two (2) texts, the most recent of which was 3 minutes ago42. What is wrong with you right now?

I NEED MONEY. I HAVE $6 IN MY BANK ACCOUNT AND I HAVE $100 IN FRATERNITY DUES AT THE END OF THE MONTH.43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

dani is one of my best friends lol44. Does anyone disgust you?

myself, mostly. but like, ACTUAL disgust? anyone who is alt-right.45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

probably not46. Are you in a good mood right now?

relatively, yeah47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

my roommates48. What color shirt are you wearing?

its a black parade mcr shirt...................49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

yeah, that im poor lol50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

myself51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

yeah, i honestly hate him so much hahaha but yet were still facebook friends so 

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

the buffalo sabres53. Do you like rain?

yes!!! i love rain so much!!! especially thunderstorms!!!! 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

no55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

all the time in high school. i knew they didnt like me back, so pair that with crippling shyness and nothing ever happened.56. Do you like to cuddle?

YES. CUDDLE ME.57. Are you shy?

GOD YES. i Cannot talk to new people. 58. Do you get along with girls?

i gotta. us women gotta stick together.59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

yeah dani and i dated for like almost 3 months lol 60. What do you carry with you at all times?

my phone. i always, always have my phone with me. 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

oh fuck yeah. i love ghosts gimme some ghost love. 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

eh. sure, lets say yeah. 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

nope, but i wanted one. and now i am Here, single, bitter. 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

OH MY GODDDDDD FOREHEAD KISSES KILL ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALSO TEMPLE KISSES GOD I AM SO WEAK FOR THOSE65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

yeah, i surprised brooke and dani and they both screamed which was probably cute, but mostly made me warm inside.

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

uh 19/20, 18, and 16 (at the time)

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? 

id do them myself lol i dont fucking care.   68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?

...zebra?

69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    

no but i want some70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    

lil wayne, i dont fuck my cousins.71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?    

iphone bith!!!72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    

like two-ish weeks ago?73. Do you like diet soda?    

yeah i like diet coke more than regular coke? idk it tastes better74. What color are the walls in your room?    

here theyre an ugly beige, back home theyre sabres blue and gold (i was in seventh grade ok bye)75. Are you 16 or older?    

ya im 19 now76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    

nope.77. Do you have a job?    

not yet, but i applied for a ton! please send positive thoughts my way that i get one!!!  78. What are your initials?    

MMR79. Did you ever have braces?    

yeah, for two and a half years :/80. Are you from the south?    

do i fuck my cousins?

81. What does your last status on facebook say?    

my most recent activity was me sharing the article about harrison browne retiring, but my most recent original activity says “ED SHEERAN IS COMING TO BUFFALO THIS IS NOT A DRILL”82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    

nope. he re-followed me on twitter in november tho lol83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    

probably my mom, but it used to be the other way around.84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    

no but i wanted to so bad when i was younger!!!85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    

the lego batman movie lol86. Do you smoke?    

nope. both of my parents smoked cigarettes and i dont fuck with that. as for weed (which i assume this is actually referring to), i smoked it once over the summer,but i dont really want to again? idk i just have no burning desire to get high.87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?    

flip flops.88. Is your phone touch screen?    

ya89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    

my hair is limp bitch90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    

yeah lol once i snuck out at 1 in the morning to go to noco and buy chocolate milk it was an Adventure91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    

pool. im not about to get some fucking parasite in my vagina, which would happen to me with my shitty luck.92. Have you ever made out in a car?    

ye93. …Had sex in a car?    

no, im a version94. Are you single or in a relationship?    

single95. What were you doing last night at midnight?    

what WAS i doing last night at midnight, thats actually a good question.96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    

uh new years. in person? fourth of july i think.97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    

yeah. i mostly take my picture through snapchat so98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    

I FUCKING WISH99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    

no but ive thrown up.............100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    

a few101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    

bitch do i look like im stickin dicks in my hoo ha102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    

her cover of true colors? iconic, show stopping, brilliant, amazing, never been done before103. Do you have any tan lines right now?    

yes! its amazing bc that never happens104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?    

FUCK. NO.