#and are dishwasher safe!!!!!!!

[aziraphale-is-a-cat]

AU where the portal kinda took danny when he died.

So unlike Canon, upon his half death danny got transported to the infinite realms and learned how to ghost over there, rising up in the power hierarchy and eventually at around 20, coming back to the living realm for a bit.

He acts like a full ghost and has no idea how likeley his strength is to hurt people since he trained it arpund ghosts, treating humans like glass and just generally being quite careful with everything else.

Danny decides to Vacay at gotham, due to the ambient ectoplasm in the city and being unable to return to his hometown. He ends up being next door neighbors with one Todd Peters, why by complete coincidence is also undead. They start talking and hit it off.

Jason really doesn't know how to feel about his new neighbor danny, there was something so obviously off about him, too sharp teeth and unwarranted caution when handling anything, even the built to last fridge he'd had installed.

At first the delicate treatment had felt insulting, he was the Red Hood for fuck's sake, he could take a little push! But after a bit it was growing on him. The feeling of being treated with care rather than Brute force, of melting into feather light hugs instead of tanking hits. He started to look forward to it.

So now Danny's worried about hurting the cute revenant next door and Jason's having a crisis over his new not-human neighbor/crush while bemoaning the fact that if any of his brothers found out he'd never live it down.

Also danny not knowing how delicate or sturdy regular people is is so funny to me

Danny, freaking out: shit, is it okay? Will your body.... fix it???

Jason, who just got a papercut: I'm fine.

Or, alternatively:

Danny, covered in blood standing over the joker's mangled corpse: oops, I broke it ):

[ovaryuri]

most (western) conservative (christian) men do not hate islam the way a feminist would. they simply hate islam because they are jealous of it.

these men show time and time again that they WISH they could do what the taliban is doing to afghan women and girls. they WISH they could brainwash millions of women and girls that covering their entire bodies is good for them. they WISH they could have child marriage. they WISH they could brutally punish women for dressing freely the way they do in iran

when these men hate on islam, it's almost never about the religion's abhorrent misogyny; they only get mad at the idea of islam ""conquering"" their own beliefs.

they don't actually hate islam— they actually love islam! they're just mad their religion doesn't share their playbook.

[hamsterbunnss]

Yay i finished the cuties

[iriily]

WHOEVER ON TUMBLR SAID SHOW WYLAN LOOKS LIKE A SOAKED WET RAT IS SO REAL HE'S JUST A SCRUNKLY BLORBO HE'S SO AUTISM CREATURE HE'S SO MECODED HE'S JUST THE SILLIEST DISHWASHER SAFE GUY GOD I LOVE HIM

[cozylittleartblog]

new in the shop today :)c

[aromanticduck]

*Not what you think is best for the environment or general accessibility: what you like best and find most useful.

[falmarindecarme]

My gift to this community💕 a gale mug design for all my gale supporters!

[valerian-insomniac]

Up north again, so I've been back in my sketchbook with ink. Here's what I've been doodling the last few days

@dishwashersafemusic @demonfoxnate

[not-your-pussikat]

Pro tip:

Don't put your plastic shower trays in the dishwasher. 🙈😂

[noble-sacrifices]

Not that I have many followers here but I desperately need to give a shout out to @graha-stan-account for their amazing posts and willingness to design a CUSTOM FFXIV DECAL for me on Etsy... please go check out their shop!!!

https://www.etsy.com/shop/CranberryBoss

[hot-wire-this-old-car]

not to be sentimental on main but life literally gets so much better when u grow up

[boiledegghole]

WENT TO MONTREAL FOR THE FIRST TIME AND WENT TO AN INUIT ART GALLERY!!!!

WAHHHH IM SO JOYOUS!!!!!!!! IVE BEEN TRYING TO LEARN ABOUT NATIVE AMERICAN ART STYLES AND THIS IS MY FIRST EVER TIME BEING ABLE TO SEE KWAKWAKA'WAKW ART IN PERSON!!!!!!!! YIPPEE YIPPEE!!!!

[gayalienwilde]

Horrible start of the day, immediatly fixed when I walked into a shop and they were playing "Band of gold" and I found a mug I had been looking for for sooo long. I'm counting this as Velvet Goldmine saving the day once more lol

the mug in question 🍓

[girls-and-honey]

doing dishes isn't supposed to be a monumental task but you know what sometimes it is and I can't explain why. anyway today I did all the dishes in my apartment yay me

[gabsterdabster]

Emmanuelle ‘Twitch’ Pichon from Rainbow Six Siege has invaded every facet of my mind. I need her biblically.

That stare. I need her to kiss me

[valerian-insomniac]

Wait... 'A moth and a tarantula'...?

DIIIIIISH!

Meet baby Greensleeves ^^

@dishwashersafemusic