#and also sam. just. sam. oh my god.

[mono-blogs-art]

so yeah i have finally started watching gap and i see it. i see the vision i feel the hype i understand now why everyone was obsessed with it in 2022. i understand. i understand now.

[moonlit-dreamers]

the cast in shitty pride merch

eclipse doesnt get a shirt but he does get a mug

[noxcheshire]

HOT TAKE

But I like the idea of the phantom world being reincarnated into very unexpected people.

Like I still love the idea of Danny being Martha or Thomas.

Or Dani being another clone, or her being Damian, and Sam being Poison Ivy and or Martha, etc.

But I also like the unhinged nonsense of Sam being a clone in the dc world — ideally Kon, and Dani (or Dan) being Bruce, while Vlad is gasp Thomas Wayne.

HEAR ME OUT

JUST HEAR ME OUT

I just think the idea of Danny finding out that in an alternate world he married a nicer and age appropriate Vlad and had the son the guy has been demanding for so long in their world is hilarious.

The absolute mental breakdown that boy will go through: this is my son, and I love him, look at him go being a hero and kicking ass, but holy fucking Ancients above I fucked VLAD —

And on the other hand, can you imagine Bruce’s reaction? To his alternate mom being a sassy teenage boy, his alternate dad being an older guy ‘preying’ on this kid that absolutely HATES the guy, and being an absolute creep while his alt self **gestures to your choosing** is either a tiny girl menace or the biggest and meanest growling ghost that is BARELY tolerating being in the same space as the living.

But they also hate his alternate dad and would punch him into next week with Mom! Danny.

This man will being going THROUGH IT.

[rainingcatsandjune]

i've been hyperfixating on sam for only a week after my friend introduced me to him but rahdfjksgsjdifgkfjgh kjfgsdfgh im so obsessed

i hope the fanbase on tumblr accepts these sam doodles

(the dentist one is what i made right after listening to sam's imperium audio ASHDAJHDF i have not watched the rest of imperium besides his video oml)

[rooolt]

have yet to stop thinking about the plane ride to Barcelona, aka the worlds most awkward plane ride in the world. Like who do we think sat together? Did Devon talk to any of them, like is she’s friends with any of the other teens? Did Eli and demetri drag other people into their drama, was demetri very obviously trying to avoid Eli, messing up the assumed plane seating arrangements? Was Robby brooding over his missing girlfriend and her dead mom the whole time? Were Daniel and Johnny still beefing or do we think they tried to save face for the kids? Is there any chance that Miguel and Sam were able to just have a nice time hanging out with each other on the flight or did they get dragged into everyone else’s drama? I’m so obsessed with the logistics of the Barcelona trip, not to mention the flight is like 11 hours long if it’s non-stop. it sounds like the trip from hell

[theallianceofcelestials]

This took a while lol, sorry for that

So answer to first question: Eclipse, Sunpea, Moonpea, Puppet, Foxy and FC are there, tied to chairs like everyone else and later let out so they can enjoy the party. Moonpea was asked to help mentor Moonblock.

Solar, Lunar, Earth and Monty are weirded out, but Earth is at leasttrying to be supportive because this is her brother's wedding, while Solar's probably just trying to make sure everything's fine and Jack isn't misbehaving. Dazzle and Jack are picking flowers, because Sun didn't have a boquet on him, so they wanted to make him one. Lunar, who was continously trying to chew on Nexus's legs, does get told off for putting every dirty thing he sees in his mouth, so he stops.

The Astrals are flabbergasted as to how could something so trivial as rope tie them, they're made of literal light and whatever else, and yet, not even Taurus can get out. Sun does let them out with an apology later, and stops Taurus from flattening Nexus by telling him to wait until after the wedding party, because this is a joyous occasion. Taurus, who was pretty concerned about earth weddings before being told this wasn't normal, agrees.

Ruin is, as mentioned, tied next to Dark Sun and Nexus initially, and he wants out, wants to be free, to at the very least eat cake, but mainly to get away from Nexus. Sun, who's too flabbergasted to really realise what's going on, unties him first because he's the one to first ask. His legs aren't untied however until much later.

The Wither Dragon is also tied in the back row by rope, shaking and terrified out of its mind, and later during the party, Taurus nukes it, because it isn't family.

Well in the timeline part we're just before Chica introduction, so Sunblock is doing wonderfully mental healthwise (lies 👍😎), Moonblock is already in love with Sunblock and the reason he's crying is because he wanted to have a wedding with his Sun, but now he's seeing some other Sun's wedding, and with the way things are right now, it's gonna be a while til his own wedding. Monty and Foxy are still alive and still unpleasant, and also muzzled for the wedding so they can't spew bs. Bonnie who was there undercover as Eclipse's chef, as has been mentioned, is twitching on the floor half dead because of the shootout, shockgun, and Jack, which Solar looked away from. Roxy is just kind of there, unsure and weirded out (just like in canon). And Freddy is... Freddy. Aside from Freddy and later Sunblock, none of the MASM people get untied. Moonblock, who fell over during his crying fit, was set right up again, so bonus

I hope this answers your questions @bumblebeesbah ! Sorry I got around to them so late!

Now we got some extra part about the people, and a teeeny tiiiiny extra about the main wedding event, so (now featuring new infant sons Bloodblock), here are some things:

So originally the shootout and Moonblock's crying didn't happen, because this AU came to be before the Chica introduction video too, so we didn't have confirmed Moonblock crush, and also initially we tought it'd be amusing for Sun to encounter the MASM people after the wedding was done, and he was curious about this dimension's version of himself. So initially MASM people weren't even supposed to be on the wedding. And Trashcan man/Felix apparently, IS actually there on the wedding, next to the Creator, as freaked out by this weird creature as everyone else. He's just smart enough to keep his trap shut. Sun's first interaction with Bonnie was also supposed to happen when he went to check the dimension out, and Bonnie mistook him for Sunblock, and he was not having it. So he just essentially magic blasted him, and anyone else who wanted to try something. But then the idea of the shootout came, and it was too funny to pass up. And we also got Moonblock feelings confirmation, so from kinda implied maybe if you squint it levelled up to legit point in all of this. These are some extras for the event, little behind the scene and now deleted scenes, now onto newer stuff!

✨Future✨

Eclipseblock and Sun have two children, Dazzle and Sunblock, until one day, Sun comes home to a proud looking Eclipse being like "I made us new kids! :D" And it's freaking Bloodmoon.

So now Sun's saddled with this head-empty, only beetroot and blood version of one of his biggest traumas, his weird ass husband being weird, having to tell Dazzle she has new siblings, and stopping the inevitable attempt to bully Sunblock because bullying and stabbing and shooting other people in this dimension is normal apparently. He also has to try and teach this random maniac that was just born manners, and has to stop them from stabbing everything that moves. He's obviously very happy about that. Eclipseblock sleeps on the couch for at least a week

So they're living mostly in Sun's dimension, because he has an actual house and not just a rooftop, and also a job he can't opt out from, but Eclipseblock does take me time away by going on lone evil scheming trips. These are natural and good for them both.

It's Sun who cooks for everyone, being the only one to know how to, but he does show Eclispeblock how to make evil dino nuggies (they're regular dino nuggies but he drew evil eyebrows on the package. Like with everything else. He learned he needed to do this after the one time Eclipseblock slapped something out of his hands and burned it because it'd contaminate his beautiful precious husband's evil, and he doesn't want that. Needless to say, Sun doesn't take him shopping)

Unsurprisingly, after a while, Sun also needs a break. So he tells Eclipseblock he's taking Dazzle and they're leaving for a week to relax.

"No, we aren't divorcing and no, we aren't taking an actual break, don't worry"

"But-!"

"No buts! You go on your evil scheme trips, I'm going to a spa"

Despite his better judgement, he leaves Sunblock and Bloodblock with their 'papa', but makes sure to call every morning, and facetime them every night. So he knows they're still alive. And he texts the kids too, and less frequently Eclipseblock, because he is taking a bit of a break from his husband.

When he comes home, his husband is ecstatic, and is glued to his leg, and the kids are celebrating, Bloodblock glues themselves on his face and won't leave, while Sunblock is wrapped around his arm. It's Sunblock who raises concerns once Eclipse gathers himself and leaves to quickly fix something so he doesn't sleep on the couch, when he finally got his beloved back, and this is when Sunblock reveals that they've been eating nothing but warmed evil dino nuggies for the entire week, every single meal

To quote Bloodblock: "Some of them still had ice! :D"

And Sunblock actually went back to the plex to eat pizza, and you know it's bad, cuz he doesn't like the pizza there.

"They also ate a beetroot straight from the ground, with the dirt still on!" - ☀️🎲

Sun, horrified, gets his husband to the kitchen, because "Mandatory cooking lessons start today" and Eclipseblock terrified of the couch agrees. He's first taught how to make sandwiches. Sun by this point doesn't even care about the Minecraft logic of stabbing bread and getting (square) slices, he even utilises this ability when he cooks, mainly with animals.

They also make grilled cheese, because it's basically just a sandwich but fancy and heated. And kids love it.

Then they make frozen meatballs, this time he actually walks the guy step by step throught the process and tells him same goes for the nuggies too. He's not taking any chances.

Then they make pasta, spaghetti more specifically, because it's quick, it's easy, and kids love it. They don't make a sauce yet, instead opting with the italian hated method of put ketchup on it. In Bloodblock's case, beetroot and blood.

Sunblock and Bloodblock are overjoyed at the sight of real, actually cooked, not nuggies, food. Dazzle is just happy like always, and is excited to show her siblings photos of the vacation. And also her papa.

Dates mostly happen when Sun's least expecting them, when he's doing something and is yet again just agreeing with and complimenting his husband, because he DOES sometimes leave when he does that. But sometimes, similar to his wedding, he just blinks, and then is in a five star restaurant, in a different outfit, with Eclipseblock giving him his best seductive gaze, and fine wine being poured by a waiter/waitress already.

"Where are the kids?"

"Don't worry, Moon, Solar and Lunar are watching over them"

"..."

"Earth's there"

"Ah good, then there's an actual adult"

Moon and Solar meanwhile are blinking dumbfounded at Sunblock, Bloodblock, not at Dazzle who's there more. Bloodblock ends up breaking their knife on Moon, because of 'greeting him', by stabbing, and they're sad.

"What did Sun say about stabbing?"

"Not to do it"

"And what did you do?"

"Stab :("

"And what happened?"

"Our knife broke :'("

Dazzle is just playing with Sunblock and Jack, like good kids, with Earth watching over them. Lunar the deadbeat uncle is watching nutella ads. (I'm salty, nutella is not)

(I'll just mention here, Nexus is still alive at this point in time, he managed to escape from Taurus, though barely, and he's terrified by Eclipseblock. He gave up on the whole kidnap Sun thing. Ruin's probably also gone from there, already in EAPS dimension, cowering from Eclipseblock too probably. Dark Sun is ?, but he's doing that away from Eclipseblock too)

[sammygender]

there is no hope for our society

[finalgirlsamwinchester]

the When the Levee Breaks to Swan Song to Jack in the Box to Unity throughline. i'm gonna puke. the fucking cycle of patriarchal abuse at a cosmic scale but also on a granular level. we're always going back to mary bleeding and burning on the ceiling. we're always going back to sam breaking down, giving himself up to lucifer, and throwing himself into the depths of hell. familial violence is an ouroborous that both births and consumes itself. and in the end, sam, the moral compass - the one always branded crazy and selfish and disobedient for daring to question his family's reality - being the one to break it all.

[joshuamj]

bro this new tmagp ep is gonna be so hard to illustrate... i kinda had somewhat clear ideas for every other ep, but not this one

[king0fcrows]

I’m shipping Alan Wake and Agent Casey in a fucked up psychosexual obsessive “we are relentlessly drawn to each other” way.

Casey: am I real? entangled in this mess by a man selfishly and blindly pulling at fate’s strings? or a creation meant to serve as a means to an end? Do I want to protect you because you look so lost and fragile—or because a thing meant to serve a purpose always desires to do so? How could you be a god and be so fragile?

Alan: From the moment I created you (did I create you? Or was I just seeing you?) I loved you. I thought about you for hours and days and years. I know exactly how you take your coffee and the way you heart aches when you see birds in winter branches and the dark sharp thoughts that slide into your mind in the early hours—I know you as well as my own mind. Now that you’re flesh, how can I not want to hold you? How can I not want to cling to a thing I love in this sea of darkness? How could I bear to be rejected by you—even knowing all you’ve suffered at my own callous manipulations of fate? I know I don’t deserve you or your forgiveness but still I seek it out like eyes seek out light

[blujayonthewing]

my youngest brother never wants anything for christmas so I got a puzzle box to contain some caysh, and I was able to solve it pretty quickly to fill it (I also got chocolate gold coins 😌); I'm not disappointed about this from a gifting perspective since it was literally a last minute pull just for SOMETHING to zhuzh up boring money, but I AM disappointed because now I very badly want to be solving more puzzle

[athymelyreply]

These stupid bastards… I love them.

[flugame-mp3]

what do you fucking mean that's how charlie dies. THAT'S HOW CHARLIE DIES??? i mean i know the show has a penchant for killing off every character who's not a winchester brother or an angel of thursday but good god. what the fuck. charlie was such a good and enjoyable recurring character, and she had such a fandom impact that i've seen, and she's only around for THREE SEASONS?? (sidebar: it's amazing she has the presence she does for only being around for a couple episodes in the long run!) but: was this necessary? and she just dies offscreen after her skills are utilized to progress the plot of decoding the book of the damned?? oh my god. what in the actual fuck. i'm finding myself getting genuinely very upset at her death. she did not fucking deserve that. and i can absolutely see why the fan response to her death is what it is now. completely fucking unjustified and throwaway and useless.

[solid-six]

Speaking of replaying things...got it in my head recently about maybe playing Death Stranding for a second time. Played it through once a few years ago and didn't think I'd want to do it over again.

So last night I thought I'd watch some of a YT playthrough, see how I felt about it. And after about and hour or so, I stg I've oscillated back and forth between...

Oh hell yeah! I can remember there was a lot here I really liked that was enough for me to finish the whole thing the first time; and

Bluhhhhhhhhhhhhh I also remember why I haven't wanted to play it again until apparently now lol

...like 20 times.

[the-game-spirit]

am I the only one who gets squicked out when people call Danielle Danny's daughter??? 🥲

its just.

that is a 14 year old child you're assigning parenthood to???

like I actually do think canon did one thing right: having Danny and Ellie's relationship be functionally "uuuuuuhhhh????? okay you can do your thing and. I will do mine. waaaaaay over there. see'ya cuz!" and then they both awkwardly dip out FAST

not because they don't have affection for each other! because they do! but one of them is a 14 year old kid, neck deep in hiding everything about himself from everyone except all of 3 people (also kids), who was just unwillingly cloned by his creep arch enemy-- and the other is a (???) 12 year old (??ig??) who may have only been around for a few months at best but is still functionally a 12 year old, FIERCELY independent, and just recently tried to murder the person she was cloned from-- then betrayed her dad-- then abruptly had nothing to her name, which also isn't even really hers--

I think they want to be friends-- family, even! but I also think they have ALOT of complicated Feelings about it. none of which touches on a "father-daughter dynamic"

[thepunkmuppet]

HOW DID I NOT KNOW CAPTAIN AMERICA 4 IS COMING OUT NEXT VALENTINES DAY EITHER SAMBUCKY IS REAL OR THIS IS A VERY CRUEL JOKE EITHER WAY IM GOING TO EXPLODE INTO A THOUSAND BILLION PIECES