#and also probably deny dinosaurs are a thing

[artificial-hope]

“The big events are Christian holidays is this a Christian show???”

Maybe it’s cause there the biggest holidays in America??? And the ones kids get the most excited about??? Are you stupid?

[autisticlee]

I don't understand why so many religious weirdos claim dinosaurs never existed and the bones/fossils dug out of the ground were buried under rock by scientists and then dug back out. it makes no sense at all. does their religion book tell them they were fake? is that what it is? because they seem to love letting some old mistranslated book dictate their entire life, thoughts, feelings, actions, etc. they even make up stuff the book supposedly says to excuse their behavior and justify horrible things, which makes them hypocrites for not actually following their book they claim tells them exactly how to live their lives that they must follow exactly or they will go to hell. but they sure like to pick and choose what they follow and make up new rules. but anyway, why do they hate dinosaurs lmao

[strawberrykidneystone]

whole again

sevika x female reader

summary: sevika didn’t feel whole without her arm and it bubbles up when jinx gifts her a new one.

a/n: i need the rest of season 2 rn RAHHHH

tags: insecurity of lost limb, angst/comfort, fluff, married!wife!reader, kissing

ao3 version

thank you for the request anon!!!

sevika wasn't expecting to fight with smeech today, but she also wasn't expecting to see jinx in silco's office either. one thing she could always expect was her wife waiting for her at home, the only thing driving her to keep walking instead of collapsing from exhaustion in the middle of the street.

after sevika slumped through your shared house's front door, you were quick to guide her to a chair in your kitchen to take care of her as you usually did when she came home from any sort of fight she was injured in while she was on duty. thankfully, she didn't have any injuries this time, but she did have bright green disgusting goo all over her body. god it was going to take forever to scrub out of her clothes.

wiping sevika’s face off with a warm rag to get the disgusting green goo off of her beautiful face, she looked so peaceful having her beautiful wife take care of her. following her fight with smeech, she came straight home after dropping jinx and isha off at a safe house, eager to get home to you. you didn’t care to ask if the goo was residue from her new arm or smeech, either way, you knew that you wouldn’t like the answer.

she recounted all the details of the fight, a soft fondness in her voice when talking about the two younger girls that she would deny if you pointed it out. she smiled up at you as she continued talking, the adorable gap between her teeth showing as she finished her story.

now that she had her girl with her and a new arm, what more could a woman need?

after her face was completely clean of the sticky green substance, you smothered her face in kisses with a loud ‘mwah’ after each one. her face scrunched up initially in slight annoyance, but she couldn’t help the chuckle bubbling from her chest after the first few. glancing her body over, you nodded to yourself as you saw no external injuries or damage to her clothing. while you were distracted, she wrapped her flesh arm around your waist and pulled you onto her lap with your legs hanging off of her thighs, a surprised squeal leaving your lips.

curiously, you inspected her new arm with a grin, it definitely had jinx’s handiwork all over it.

“like my new arm baby?” she inquired with a half smirk as she bent it in half for you to admire, the dinosaur-like head of the arm proudly sticking in the air.

“well it’s was very obviously made by jinx i’ll give her that much, but i like the speakers,” you said truthfully as you ran your fingers down her arm, careful not to set anything off my accident. the head of the arm reminded you of jinx’s bombs and you had to resist the urge to pull the level on her shoulder. it was truly an impressive weapon to say the least, although it definitely didn't match the usual muted tones that your wife wore.

she groaned and rolled her eyes, dragging her flesh hand down her face in clear annoyance, “did i mention that fireworks went off when the bastard died?”

you gawked and sputtered out a laugh, “no you didn’t! that’s so cool!”

she hummed a sarcastic 'uh huh' and kissed the side of your head, “i’ll probably have her tone it down at some point, but at least i’m all me again.”

you furrowed your brows and looked at her with slight concern, “whatddya mean?”

she shrugged and slumped back in her chair, her stare suddenly a million miles away. “i mean i wasn’t really complete without my arm, it’s the strongest part of me, and without it after silco dying… i didn’t really feel like me,” she admitted with her voice getting smaller and smaller, a lump forming in her throat. she licked her lips to try and satiate the sudden dryness in her mouth with little success, a nervous forming pit in her stomach at her sudden confession. she knew that you wouldn't judge her for admitting her feelings, but it still felt strange to admit them out loud to someone who actually gave a shit to what she was feeling.

you cupped her cheeks and brought her focus back to you, her eyes finding yours overflowing with an openness in emotion that was usually guarded behind steel walls. keeping one hand on her cheek, you petted her hair with the other. she leaned her head into your hand and closed her eyes, slightly trembling in your hold.

you took a deep breath and continued petting her hair as you spoke to her reassuringly, “sevika, you are so much more than your arm, hell, you’re so much more than silco’s number two. sure, he was the main hedge but who was out there making his deals? cleaning his messes? plus, you were kicking ass even before you had that mechanical arm. you could take on all of the undercity with just one arm and come out with barely a scrape on the other side. you are the woman i fell in love with, the beautiful, handsome, headstrong, competitive knucklehead that i would choose to be with even if you had no limbs.”

sevika snorted and you noticed that her eyes were slightly glazed over with tears that she held back. she sighed softly and quietly lamented in a strained voice, “what did i do to deserve you?”

you smiled fondly at her and kissed the tip of her nose, “i could ask you the exact same thing.”

she leaned forward into you and kissed your lips which such care that it would make anyone forget that she was a seasoned killer. desperately pushing into you, she had you leaning back with an iron grip around your waist with her flesh arm. you quickly threw your arms around her neck and pulled her as tight to your body as you could. a squeak followed immediately by giggles fell from your lips as you almost fell over backward, sevika catching you in time to straighten you both back up. she genuinely smiled and leaned her forehead against yours, “i love you.”

“i love you too sevika," you replied lovingly, nuzzling the tip of your nose with hers. she surprisingly returned the gesture with a light blush dusting her cheeks.

you pulled back and grinned at her, a hint of mischief in your eye. "well, at least ask jinx to add on a hand function," you said teasingly, but with a genuine undertone.

sevika chuckled and shook her head, grinning down at you with a cocked eyebrow, “what, did you miss my hands that much?”

you puffed out your cheeks and huffed, “i just miss standing on the left side of you sometimes.”

that made her genuinely laugh from the bottom of her stomach, teasingly tickling your sides with her hand which made you wriggle in her lap with laughter. you’d clean up as much goo off of her as she needed just to hear that laugh every day.

she brought your hand up to her lips and kissed the wedding band stacked ontop of your engagement ring on your finger. she softly kissed the inside of your palm and closed your fingers around it, a silent promise.

“i’ll ask just for you,” she cooed and pecked your lips, giving your hip an affectionate squeeze.

“good,” you smiled and grabbed her hand in yours. you giggled as you led her up to your shared room with her hot on your heels, following you up the stairs like an eager puppy.

maybe you can find some other fun uses for her new arm.

[sigmaleph]

I've noticed something I find somewhat concerning and it's that for a lot of people, 'pluto is a planet' has fallen into the stock list of examples for what one might call 'science denialism', along with things like antivaxx, denying the existence of feathered (non-avian) dinosaurs, and flat earthers

there's a sentiment that goes like 'well, sure, you learned in school that the solar system has nine planets, but Science Marches On and we now know it has eight' and while certainly people should not take what they learned in school to be immutable law they should also like. have a concept of the rather significant difference between 'we've learned something new about the world' and 'we've decided to slice up the world in categories along different lines'

slicing up the world into categories is one of the basic operations of human thought and if you do not understand it well enough that you think 'people used to think the earth flat -> now we know better' and 'astronomers used to call pluto a planet -> now they don't' are analogous processes then you fucked up somewhere.

and if you don't think they are analogous, if you understand the difference i am pointing out and think it does not matter to the quest of listing stock examples of people disagreeing with things scientists say, well. you fucked up in a different place, probably.

[carnivorousyandeere]

Alien; Secret Collection

otherworldly, uncanny valley, space

Day three for @yandere-sins’ Monstober and @ozzgin’s Yantober! Had a lot of fun with this one 👽🛸💫

CW: alien abduction, flashback to invasive medical exams, self-harm and suicidal ideation on Darling’s part, stalking

The spaceship is cold.

In the rare times you emerge from your little nest of blankets to look out of the viewport, you wonder how much colder the void outside would truly be. It couldn’t be much worse, you catch yourself thinking, than your prison of metal floors and walls.

And it would be nice, in a way. To return to the stardust that formed you. Better than living like this.

But the Alien would always make sure you lived.

The room was oxygenated— the system running a little too fiercely, if you were being honest, but leagues better than the slow creep of hypoxia when you were first abducted. They brought you food, if you could call it that; grey, tasteless gruel.

You had to eat with your hands now. The Alien hadn’t liked how you used to stab at the slush, imagining it was them. Or maybe they hadn’t liked how you’d stabbed yourself once.

It was hard to tell, considering the damn creature’s face never changed in the face of your tears, your screaming, your blood. They’d only waved a device over the wound, closing it up without even a scar to remember it by. Sometimes you’d still wonder if you had ever stabbed yourself at all, or if it had been your imagination, a particularly vivid dream.

You still had scars from before you were taken. The Alien had noted each and every one in their records upon your initial examination. The memory of the surgical lights burning into your eyes, paralyzed open, still makes your head throb. Sometimes the shadows of those lights still spook you every once in a while, burned into your vision. They hadn’t examined you since then, or maybe they would’ve taken away those reminders of that they’d done to you, too.

The door hisses open.

You press back against the viewport, fingers curling into your blanket as goosebumps trail up your skin— ever the panicked mammal. Somewhere in your genes you remember what it is to be as a small, rodent-like thing, cowering in burrows beneath the roots of trees as dinosaurs shake the earth overhead.

The Alien stands in the doorway, so absurdly still you almost laugh. They could be a wax figure in a shitty little roadside museum back home on earth— a shame you’d never be able to tell that one friend that they were right about aliens all along. The thought runs your smile bitter, drawing the blanket around yourself even tighter.

The Alien blinks, in their way, two sets of eyelids sliding past one another in a way that makes your skin crawl again. It turns and walks away into the corridor, leaving the door open.

You watch, and wait. It’s too good to be true, surely— you’ll approach and find an invisible wall— just another way for your captor to watch you. Or maybe, like a little lab rat, you’ll be shocked every time you get too close.

And yet, you can’t help but inch closer, bracing for that other shoe to drop— but the doorway is truly clear and empty.

You look one way, then the other. No sign of the Alien. Hesitantly, you move into the corridor, keeping as close to the wall as you can, as if that might shield you from the Alien’s gaze, should they come back around. There are more cells like yours— all open, all empty. You only peek your head in for a quick look, sure if you go in, the door will only close behind you once more.

One room, though, you can’t ignore, can’t deny the urge to enter. The door is stuck, slightly open. Carefully, you pry it open, to see that it’s filled with your belongings— things from your room on earth, things you’d missed more than you’d have ever thought possible. But there were also things you wouldn’t have missed. Things you’d thrown away in the garbage. Chewed gum, junk mail. There were pieces of alien technology scattered throughout, too, that you probably shouldn’t touch— but you do. A hologram of yourself sprouts forth. It’s you, years ago, years before you’d even had an inkling of strange lights circling overhead.

Long, cold fingers wrap around your wrist, and pry the device from your hand. The Alien’s expression is still as ever, yet you sense embarrassment in the slight tilt of its neck— perhaps your own overactive mind, forcing your human interpretations on the inscrutable being from beyond the stars in order to feign some sense of familiarity. To rationalize that— that maybe, just maybe— it might rationalize in the same way.

You slap the Alien across the face as hard as you can.

Maybe it would understand that.

[thebisexualdogdad]

Summer road trip with the batfam (batfam x GN!reader)

● so Bruce rented an RV for the batfam to go on a three month coast to coast road trip

● no crime fighting, just family time

● with you, Bruce, Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, Barbara, Duke, Cass, Stephanie and of course Haley and Ace it was a bit of a tight squeeze

● Alfred was back at home taking a much needed work free staycation

● Kate was also invited but she refused to be stuck in an RV with ten other people all summer, she and Alfred are happy having breakfast together once a week

● Bruce drives the entire time with Damian as his navigator

● mostly because Damian and Jason would kill each other if they weren't separated

● Jason has purposely instigated fights with Damian by eating his snacks clearly labeled 'Damian' on them

● and sometimes Jason gets accused when it was actually Cass who took Damians snacks

● Barbara has every kind of first aid or bug repellent you can think of

● you stop to go kayaking and she pulls six different kinds of sunscreen out of her bag

● Cass is the one delegated to documenting the trip

● and she takes her job very seriously

● she never not has her camera in her hands either taking pictures or videos

● Stephanie "no Cass we do not need photos of the gas station bathroom"

● and she has photos of everyone sleeping in weird positions on the rv

● and a video of Jason snoring to prove to him that he does in fact snore

● you all take turns on where you guys sleep

● there's one queen sized bed in the back that fits three and the two couches turn into a bed that fits another three and the rest are in sleeping bags on the floor

● Ace and Haley however always sleep cuddling someone in the nice comfy queen bed

● Tim has researched every single place you guys are stopping at

● Bruce thought it would be fun to just wing it and see what happens

● but Tim would not let that happen, he has the entire trip planned out down to what towns you would need to stop in for gas

● places everyone requested to go that Tim denied

● Bruce: the world's biggest ball of yarn because it's a classic road trip must see

● Dick: the corn palace

● Jason: vegas

● Damian: probably like a sword museum in the middle of nowhere that he somehow knows has an authentic ancient sword the museum thinks is a replica

● Barbara: the mothman museum

● Stephanie: Roswell

● Duke: the first taco bell

● Cass: dinosaur world

● you do stop at multiple national parks

● going hiking and swimming in little lakes with their own waterfalls

● Jason tries to sneak a snake he finds back onto the RV

● Duke "Oh no, absolutely not, get that thing out of here"

● Damian "you afraid of a little old snake Thomas?"

● Duke "that thing is not little, it is a deadly creature and I do not want it anywhere near me!"

● the RV breaks down outside a town in Wyoming with no cell service

● you all argue about who has to walk the five miles into town to get help

● Bruce and Dick are the two that end up having to do it

● when they return Damian has Tim in a headlock and Cass is taking video of it

● the random guy with the tow truck they brought back "uhh are they okay"

● Bruce "Oh yeah this is normal for them"

● you and Stephanie ended up breaking the no crime fighting rule when you went into a convenience store for more snacks and walked right into a robbery in action

● you two kicked their asses with ease, tied them up for the cops and bought your snacks like nothing happened

● Barbara back at the RV "Y/N is that blood on your face?"

● "nope don't worry about it!"

● Dick brings lots of board games to play while on the road

● Tim and Damian go way too hard trying to win which you have to play mediator for before they try to throw each other out the moving RV

● Jason still loses even though he cheats

● and Stephanie pretends not to know the rules just to mess with Tim and Damian

● you also stop at a bunch of campgrounds, telling ghost stories and having s'mores around a fire

● Barbara "has anyone seen Jason?"

● Dick "I'm pretty sure he said something about being excited to finally cross off peeing in the woods off his bucket list"

● Duke "he has the weirdest bucket list"

● a lot of you are big readers so there's books packed everywhere

● Duke "ooh we should have a book club"

● Jason "absolutely not you're lucky I even participate in Grayson's lame board games"

● Damian "for once I actually agree with Todd"

● you guys finally make it to the west coast and you all stumble out of the RV

● Tim "thank God this trip is finally over"

● Bruce "Tim we are only half way, we still have another month of driving back to Gotham"

● Stephanie "I should have stayed home with Alfred"

[beebopboom]

Greasy Johnson: a Red Herring?

This is a season 3 speculation post - you know not what to do with them

ok so i’ve fallen down a Greasy Johnson is Jesus rabbit hole and I love it - seems pretty plausible (here are some of of the pieces that sent me down here - Jesus 2.0 rides a Motorcycle Scooter , Greasy Johnson is Jesus, and Greasy Johnson in the book)

To summarize Greasy Johnson is the third baby in the swap who grows up near Adam and has kind of a “rival gang” who in the book is used as the reason why Adam finds a fight between two rivals ridiculous

plus you have the working title for the talked about sequel 668: The Neighbor of the Beast which more than likely is Greasy Johnson house and his thing with tropical fish - just a lot of things pointing to him being Jesus

But!! I want to talk about something a little different (and I can recognize this is probably just my want for Warlock to come back as someone important) because it was a choice not have him mentioned after the swap in the show.

What if Warlock is Jesus? Now just hear me out

If i’m following the swap right Warlock is our baby draped in blue and is the Young’s actual son

Now going back a bit I believe Heaven has been testing out aspects of what is said to happen in the Second Coming for a while now maybe as far back as 1827 but probably got close to right around 1941 and was just waiting for Hell to have the Antichrist and trigger Armageddon

and yknow for being an order of satanic nuns they sure do have a lot of Jesus on the Cross hanging around. why? - it’s almost like the were also meant to deliver him as well

So when Hell pulled their final card - so did Heaven

Now who was not meant to be there that night and messed everything up - the Young’s and their baby, Warlock - it’s almost like it was a divine intervention. And like I said earlier Warlock is our baby draped in blue (like Jesus) and our Ace card (ace up their sleeve anyone?)

Greasy Johnson was apart of Hells plan and set up - Warlock was not

also he has traveled the world because of the Dowling’s work before being tempted by Hastur which he denies

and the whales and dinosaurs we see in his room - you got your mothers humor don’t you?

and he is the only one who has to make a return to the UK - the plane in the opening sequence

what about Greasy Johnson and the neighbor of the beast though? that seems to be a pretty great fit and I agree - he is going to be the reason the swap is discovered and they all get together again - whatever that reason may be (*cough*dying*cough*)

and not mentioning him further in season one allows for him to come in as a completely new character and story that we get to follow around with points in his life pointing towards him being Jesus - as a distraction for the characters and for us

but where does Aziraphale come into this and why does the Metatron need an angel of his talents? - Heaven has also lost its card(baby), the trick worked a little too well and there are still two children to choose between, if they could find them - and Aziraphale, who has shown is apt at finding and identifying the Antichrist and knows Earth better than any angel, is just the being for the job

I recognize this is a lot of speculation and this is just kinda just a crack theory but it wouldn’t leave me alone so I’d thought I’d share

and mostly I think it’d be funny that in thinking they were raising the Antichrist they were actually raising Jesus Christ

(but also it would fit a lot of the headcannons floating around. Jesus being a right terror? check. Them raising Jesus? already did that. Trans!Jesus? remember all those trans!warlock headcannons. Jesus having a mentor relationship with Crowley? the demon raised Warlock. Going out for a drink? Warlock would an adult now by the time season 3 comes out and they keep following that the events in the show are happening at the present time it comes out trend - just on and on)

[swan2swan]

Yasammy Week Recap:

Day 1: "Hurt/Comfort"

This one was basic and simple; me just starting out. I probably could have done better, but, hey, Yaz literally comforting Sammy to calm her down from a full-blown panic attack works. As a sidenote, it's incredible that the writers had Panic Attacks be a Yaz Thing, and then brought her back to show that she's currently the Best Qualified on the team to deal with them (and fixed up her relationship issues with Sammy in the same blow, it's SO CARTOONY but perfect, I feel like we don't get these one-episode resolutions that often anymore).

Day 2: "Firsts"

This was a fun one, and probably the only one that I actually had some mental tryouts for. First kiss? First meeting? First teamup? There were so many choices...but this one felt right. Yasmina admitting that this is her first time having feelings for someone of the same sex (and the word "crushes" clearly means that Sammy's her first partner, too!).

Day 3: "Prom"

This is where things started falling apart, obviously. If we'd been given a proper five seasons with all sorts of Lost-style flashbacks and fantasies, I might have been able to pull something legitimate out. But also...Sammy said the word "prom", and also let it slip that she either loves fancy dresses or loves girls in dresses...and you know what? I count the latter as a point toward Yasammy.

Day 4: "Proposal/Engagement"

I don't remember how my brain wandered over to this, but I do know that I was lying down in bed at that time, because I literally sat bolt upright. My eyes snapped open, and I leaned up to secure all of that brain juice, as I realized the famous "Alan Grant uses two female buckles to tie himself in, foreshadowing the female dinosaurs finding a way to breed" could also have some WLW implications. It was a good joke, and you know what? As Sammy Gutierrez said: "It's beautiful, and we should be proud."

Hopefully, if the same prompt comes up next year, I can use a gif that actually includes the literal characters, and not metaphorical versions...Chaos Crew, please.....

Day 5: "Track Meet"

I think I was walking home when this one clicked in my mind, and I think I did a little hopskip and a dance. I was initially considering something like the two of them running for their lives together, or Sammy telling Yaz that she needed to rest to win gold medals in the future...but then, I thought about wordplay. I wondered if they were ever standing in dinosaur footprints, or tracking something. Then I thought about train tracks, and realized...yes. YES. This was perfect.

Had this not been available, I think I might have played with Yaz's scene where she uses running to realize her love for Sammy. Which is just a beautiful metaphor and a wonderful scene. Gifset's coming soon, by the way, I have the whole thing captioned.

Day 6: "Baking"

For every peak, there's a valley. Sometimes, you win. Sometimes, you lose. This was kind of a loss, because the girls sadly don't do any baking together. I considered the part where they're throwing the chips into the fire (TOXIC FUMES, GIRLS, DON'T DO THIS AT HOME, KIDS), but that's not really "baking". Furthermore, the Powers That Be chose to deny us any cooking escapades on the island, and while Sammy certainly bakes pies, Yaz is never present during those scenes...and, yes, I checked, and she never mentions her girlfriend while doing so, either. She only talks about her while fetching lemonade, which is different. Thus, I found myself in a sticky situation...which was kind of like the weather this month! So, it felt appropriate to use the concept of "baking in the sunlight on a hot day" here. I do like Sammy's silly little wave, and Yaz looking pityingly over at her.

Day 7: "Free Day"

This one, well...it ended on a bit of a sad note, but I was looking for something I had already set up. The caption is "Free Day", so I didn't want to put any work or effort into this. And while browsing my files, I saw that this one had the word "date", which is close to "day", and "expiration", which is the end of something, so...it felt apropos for the finishing touch on this beautiful week.

[starsandgutters]

21, 22, and 23 for Kevin and Aaron?

21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?

I AM a fic writer! Hello 🤗

Aaron:

BLUSHY!!! Love making him blush easy. Pink tips to his ears, spilling down his cheeks, exposing him when he’s so emotionally reserved.

I like making him cold because I also have bad circulation & we all love to project. Plus I think it’s the kind of consistent discomfort that will push him into scenarios where he accepts help he wouldn’t usually/allows people closer/is forced to show a vulnerability (which he hates).

Chubby Aaron Minyard!!! I don’t care if they’re athletes, I don’t care who claims it’s unrealistic (if they’re fueling right it’s actually not, a lot of young & even pro athletes are low BF due to poor fueling & often suffer REDS because of it and it’s less noticeable with male athletes as they don’t have period loss as an obvious sign!, like some of them still will be very thin/lean but some people’s bodies just hold more weight even with intense levels of activity!!), drag my body diverse characters from my cold dead hands with claw marks.

Pretty eyes looking honey coloured in direct sunlight 🫶🏻

Wry sense of humour & sharp intelligence with a diverse range of knowledge.

Little individual details that separate him from Andrew - dimple on the opposite side, more yellow than orange flecks in his eyes, freckles on his legs and more on his arms, slightly different placement of their moles, scar on his back, actually wears his reading glasses while Andrew denies needing them, and as they age Aaron will have deeper smile lines, and he’ll be leaner as Andrew keeps/builds his muscle mass for pro exy.

Little interests that he doesn’t really talk about but there’s signs sprinkled through his life. The ocean/sea creatures/space/the stars/books/RPGs (if you can’t have real friends at least you can play video games with a party of fictional companions!)/dinosaurs/dogs/animals in general/cooking (he loves that he has access to food now and he’s learned a useful life skill and he finds it soothing and also he can do it for other people as a sign of care)

Tying in with that, funky patterned socks. Like he’s always doing his best to appear normal/blend in/not draw attention to himself, but that’s his secret little fun bit of self expression for himself.

This is a lot of things. I could keep adding to this list. I love Aaron Minyard 💖

I mean if I didn’t like something I’d probably just not write it hahaha. He can be frustrating to get where I want sometimes because he’s so extremely hyperindependent and he doesn’t like to voice his desires or talk about his emotions.

Also I think writing verbal abuse doesn’t always come across with the gravity of hearing it. Sometimes abusive dialogue is not something that reads with a lot of impact, but it will be how it’s been said, or the repetition over years. Idk I find it hard to translate into writing because it never feels enough or often reads as overdramatised. So trying to write flashbacks to Tilda can suffer from that.

Kevin:

Kevin Day reads exy smut. Is it a silly little headcanon? Yes. But I’m emotionally attached to it now and it’s canon to ME.

Ready to infodump at a second’s notice, he’s just WAITING for the opening.

Back! Dimples!

IRIIIISH! Any excuse I get to write Irish Kevin Day, I will.

Grumpy sleepy Kevin. He will pass out anywhere. He is near impossible to wake up. He snores horrendously loud and denies it (as if he can hear himself when he’s asleep???). Has been known to drool on himself. Can’t get both his eyes to open at the same time but will still fight you first thing. Just a real nightmare.

It’s not so much I like it as in its a fun topic, but I think his relationship with food is an important part of how I write Kevin. He very much exhibits a lot of disordered eating, and from and outside view actually probably looks like he’s eating a pretty healthy diet for a standard person. But I think he has issues with orthorexia as a result of the Nest, that he undereats for the amount of training he does (and doesn’t consider the amount of EXTRA training he does on top of that!), and has a real preoccupation with healthy foods (and issues with applying moral value to what he eats. “Good” vs “bad”)

I like differentiating his public facade from who he is in private. Things like his perfected media smile where he knows his angles to show off his jaw and how wide to smile for a good ratio of teeth, versus his big dorky too many teeth slightly crooked grin he has when he’s genuinely excited. Charming media laugh versus ugly snort laugh when something catches him off guard and surprises a laugh from him. Incredibly polite public mask. Constant resting bitch face with matching cutting personality behind closed doors.

Praise kink.

My Kevin is autistic so I like to include small things to reflect that. There’s certain textures he doesn’t like (material wise, he’s a velvet hater. With food, he can be really fussy about things like aubergine), and he’s not always great at interpreting people’s facial expressions. He’s learned to be very good at masking due to media training, but he doesn’t always pick up on social cues in his personal life/often just decides to ignore them. Will get hyper focused in on his interests and sometimes forgets about other things in his life. He’ll also mirror back the way other people show care/affection for him since he didn’t really get socialised on that in the Nest.

Interests outside of exy! I love when he starts to relax and recover enough to explore other elements of himself 🫶🏻 reading his silly little smutty books for pleasure, watching documentaries or listening to podcasts on topics he’s interested in, I think he enjoys photography, finding different kinds of activity to move his body that aren’t just targeted towards improving his performance in exy, but things he can just enjoy (like hiking or swimming - yeah, they help his anaerobic capacity, but he’s not going hard at them like an extra element of training), and hearing live music (he already likes classical music but I think it hits different the first time he hears an orchestra performing live).

I also love Kevin. Are we surprised.

As with Tilda, I find it tricky to really capture the impact of his abuse in the Nest, because Riko often reads like a caricature of a cartoon villain when you start writing out his dialogue 😭

Also as primarily a KevAaron reader, Kevin often hurts Aaron a lot (usually unintentionally not picking up on a cue/not realising he’s doing something/skewing his priorities/making a blunt callous comment without considering the emotional impact), which, y’know, is good for plot, but bad for me, because I love my sweet perfect angel baby boy never did anything wrong in his life ever Aaron!!!

22. If you're a fic reader, what's something you like in fics when it comes to the character? Something you don't like?

I actually don’t read that much fic since I only read KevAaron & also spend most of my time on my own absurd word output 😭

I like a lot of the things I enjoy writing in them. I just really like them having interests & development beyond the books. I love thorough characterisation. And I like seeing in AUs how the core of the character is kept while exploring how they’d differ in the circumstance!

Things I dislike…

Aaron just being seen as an alternative to Andrew. It makes me rage lmao they’re so different !! (Now contrarily I think the angst of Aaron BELIEVING he’s a second choice after Andrew can be interesting, but I don’t like it being the reality, because I don’t think Aaron should settle for that. He deserves better 😌)

Aaron cheating on Katelyn. I just simply do not believe he would do this. (Whereas Kevin and Thea have their weird loose kind of open relationship thing going on so it’s slightly more palatable but I honestly don’t love that either.)

Also don’t love the way addiction is touched on sometimes but I think people just don’t have experience/knowledge of it and are trying to reflect what they’ve seen in other media.

And nothing wrong with this but having grown up with the only queer representation being stories of internalised homophobia & coming out angst, I am not interested in narratives that centre around that kind of plot line. This doesn’t just go for Kevin & Aaron, I don’t enjoy this in anything I read. If it’s touched upon that’s fine, but if it’s all that’s centred in their character, I am not interested 😅

(These are my preferences btw and don’t dictate the quality of anyone’s writing if they include these elements. They’re just. Not for me.)

23. Favorite picture of this character?

The famous press shot of Kevin changing his racquet to his left hand during the final match 🫶🏻

Hahaha I guess in this context this means fanart.

This has been my phone lock screen for several years. I just like the energy of it. Their little bitchy expressions. The casual closeness. THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE 🗣️🗣️🗣️ the fact there’s seats but they choose to stand. Aaron’s outfit (green lover Aaron is canon to me). Aaron’s freckles. Them being fucking nerds together. (Also this one. The possessive undertones. Kevin’s hand placement and Aaron’s side eye back)

Masslowart did fanart of Kinda Love which I am VERY emotional about 🥲 and all their KevAaron stuff is gorgeous.

All @hamrikaa KevAaron stuff is also stunning but this is like the prettiest Kevin I’ve ever seen. Love him in pink. (Also pride KevAaron ily)

I adore all of @naturecalls111 KevAaron comics & art 💖

Very real and human Aaron

It’s what Aaron deserves!!!

It’s what Aaron deserves pt 2 !! (Generally enjoy how @rainbowd00dles draws the Twinyards)

Soft Aaron (love to see it & also enjoy the body type)

[paolo-and-rotpr-kid-ask-blog]

THE 4 MAIN RETURN OF THE PUMPKIN RABBITS CAST HEADCANON :3!!!

(YAYA!!! MORE HEADCANON GUY!!)

★Her parent are divorce. But sometime, dino and jay, get to visit they mom sometime, but they mostly live with they dad.

★Jay is a very rebellious and cared free child.

★Jay believe in ghost and demon, and would probably try to summon them at a sleepover with ralph, paco and dino!

★Jay have a Ouija board. She would bring it alot in a sleepover so she could play with them with paco, ralph and dino

★Jay is a tom boy lol!

★Girls would, pick on jay for being a weird creepy kid but she doesn't really care that much anyway.

★Chaotic one of the friends group,who would definitely risk almost everything.😭

★Jay would hang out with boy more than girls because they usually don't mind Jay'sweird, chaotic side!

★ If you mess with one of the group like dino for example. Jay, Paco, Ralph would all band together and jump on you. 😔 

(It actually doesn't matter which one you mess with, Ralph, paco, jay, They still gonna be jumping on yo ass if you mess with one of them.😭🙏)

★Jay would explore random ass place mostly like abandoned place lol!

★ Ralph's parents are also divorced,like jayHowever, unlike Jay, who gets to visit and still see her mother after the divorce,Ralph never sees his dad again. 😔

★A mama boy apparently lol!!

★Would be tease many time by jay and paco for being coward and cautious as he'll (I mean this is kinda cannon since it did happen in the video!)

★Have a fear of bug and height.💔💔💔 (How could you hate bug, ralph...😞 /jk)

★ He actually got himself injured so much time, while playing superhero in his room when he was young, but he's much mores careful now! Don't worry, guys!

(He also got his head hit by the ceiling fan while jumping on the bed, but he was okay.)

★the oldest of the group along with paco!(paco and Ralph are both 10 year old while jay is 9 an dino is 6 year old)

★would definitely read comic book (Along with jay, paco and maybe dino? Idk lol!)

★Him and jay are the artists of the group, Paco would kinda know how to draw but not as much as Jay and Ralph. While dino would either scribble or draw dinosaurs thing lol!

★His favorite movie is casper the ghost! :3

★is the type of kid that would be scare in some type of situation by wouldn't show it because he don't wanna be seen as a coward like Ralph.

★Is literally confuse literally most of time, not understanding shit or even knowing what to do. (just like me frr😔)

★A silly little prankster! (No he not really those rude prankster, that would try to make you cry lol!)

★would be into sonic and other video game!! (Same goes for jay and Ralph!! Including dino!)

★Would denied that he is scare All the time ofc.😔

★Do many stupid shit along with jay.😔

★ Probably listen to "teenager dirtbag" maybe???🤔

(Anyway, I think that all the headcanon for paco since I don't have much on him!)

★Would stare into your soul.😭

★He need to be supervised almost all the time because he easily get distracted and running off the second you looked away.

★Dino would steal something on accident, like one time in a store, he accidentally stole a Chocolate bar. While jay, she would definitely steal something and get away with it maybe?

(Officer.M aka Jay and dino father, Went back to return it btw!)

★Is easily distracted.

★His favorite game is hide and seek! But sometimes, dino would hide somewhere, where the friends group cannot find him for a hour, to the point they get very worry, something bad happen to him, so they had to call jay dad,

(He would be found sleeping somewhere.)

★Literally need to be supervised almost all the time actually, He basically cannot be trusted with almost everything unless he being supervised. Especially paint, he make a big ass mess with paint, the second you gave him some.

Welp! I guess that all for the headcanon!!!

[youcouldmakealife]

SOTM: Lourdes Family, David; family traditons

For the prompt: Jake's sisters slowly warming up to David

The problem with Nat and David, Allie decides early on, is that they’re too alike. Not in most ways, really — she doesn’t think they’d agree on much when it comes to their taste in media, or hobbies, or any of that, and she’s sure they’d both be surprised if she said they were similar at all.

But Allie knows Nat better than she knows herself, probably, and she’s made an attempt at getting to know David, because she knows how important it is to Jake, and some of the things that make Natalie Nat to her seem to be pretty similar to the things that make David David.

They’re both quiet, but it’s not shyness with either of them, though it can seem like it unless you know them. As often as not, Nat’s quiet because silently dismantling whatever’s being said in her head, about to spring it on whatever poor unsuspecting person just claimed they ‘could care less’ or called a pterodactyl a dinosaur or something that matters to nobody but Nat. 

Though mostly she doesn’t actually say it to them — unless they’re family, she corrects Allie all the time, and poor Jakey doesn’t stand a chance — she’s saying it as an aside to Allie, or recalling it later ,‘my co-worker thought Babylon was a mythological place, and when I said 'oh yeah, like Bethlehem?' he said 'yeah, exactly!'’ or ‘If I hear someone use literally when they mean figuratively one more time, Allie, I swear I'm going to snap’. 

She’s quiet, and sometimes she seems checked out, but she’s always paying attention to what everyone else is saying. Allie’s learned it’s the same with David — she’ll mention something and then nine months later David will have gotten her a Christmas present based on her offhand comment. Or he’ll ask if she wants the same drink as last time, last time being like, six months ago. Allie doesn’t know if he’s got that kind of memory for everybody, or if it’s just because she’s Jake’s sister, and he’s still trying to impress all of them, but, well — consider her impressed, she guesses.

But also, she’s pretty sure he’s also picking up on the mistakes everybody else makes, except instead of ‘Allie, let me tell you the misspelled bumper sticker I saw today’, she isn’t hearing shit from him. She doesn’t think Jake is either, at least if the people making mistakes are them. And they probably are. Allie has no illusions that she makes no mistakes: if she did, Nat would have beaten that belief out of her by now.

“He thinks he’s better than us,” Nat complained once, and Allie pressed her lips together very tightly, and she didn’t say a thing, and frankly, she thinks she deserves a medal for that.

As similar as David can be to Nat, he’s absolutely nothing like Jake. If Allie was asked to list their similarities, it’d be like — ‘very athletic white dudes around the same age’, and then a bunch of hockey specific things. Beyond that, she’s got nothing. It isn’t just their personalities — they have completely different taste in everything. Different priorities, outside of similar career ones. Some overlapping friends, but Allie just attributes that to Jake being able to make friends with a table leg if he wants to. They could not be less alike.

Allie’s never been a big believer in the whole ‘opposites attract’ thing, but honestly, maybe she should be: mom and dad are a pretty good example of it, and Jake and David seem to bring out the best in each other.

It took Allie a little while to come to terms with them getting back together, but she can’t deny that Jake seems to grow when he’s around David. Maturity wise, but he also just seems to stand up straighter, like just being around David makes him more alert, or aware, or maybe even self-confident, though that’s never been something he's lacked.

It probably isn’t just David he’s like that with — Allie hasn’t seen him around the Panthers too much, but he is the captain, after all — but either way, it’s a nice thing to see Jake grown up.

He’s still the baby to her, will probably always be the baby to her — anyone she put in pigtails and pulled around in a little red wagon while telling everyone to look at her pretty little dolly is going to be a baby to her forever, let’s face it — but for all that he’s been taller than her since he was twelve, he felt like a kid to her the whole way to the show, and for awhile after. He doesn’t feel like a kid anymore. Baby, sure, he's always going to be that, but not a kid. 

If anything, David feels more like one. Not that he’s childish, or immature, or whatever, because Allie suspects he wasn’t even childish when he was an actual child. Maybe more someone suddenly immersed in a foreign culture — he doesn’t know where he’s supposed to be, what he’s supposed to do, what the hell is up with the wishbone thing. 

She’s seen Jake explain things to him, the traditions she thought everyone did, and the traditions that are very Lourdes specific, the way mom gives extra mashed potatoes if you're a suck up, and how if people don’t take turns opening presents it turns into a free-for-all, and how nobody actually eats the cranberry sauce.

When Jake isn’t there to do it — rare, but the dude does need bathroom breaks — Allie figures it’s no skin off her nose to do it instead, and she even overhears Nat doing it once, though  she might have just been venting about someone saying dumb shit again. She does love to do that. 

The important thing is that he keeps showing up, even though he’s uncomfortable every single time — though maybe Allie’s imagining it, but she thinks he’s reached the ‘almost comfortable’ stage this Christmas, like, maybe feeling a little awkward, but no more than anyone else would, spending Christmas with his boyfriend’s family.  Maybe more than someone typically would if they’ve been doing it every year, but Allie knows they can be a lot, that most people have trouble keeping up with the rapid back and forth — even Jake gets left behind sometimes, then pouty when they start tease him about it.

David was a wide-eyed spectator, the first few times he saw that. Jake told Allie later that he didn’t hear the fondness in it, just the mockery, got defensive on Jake’s behalf. Allie doesn’t know how he’s survived locker rooms for so long — their love language is basically just mockery and punching each other in sensitive places, at least judging by Jake and his teammates back in the day. Probably now too. She’s met Cody Gallagher, unfortunately.

He takes it better now though, even joined in yesterday when everyone was shit-talking Jake’s recent stab at growing facial hair, while Jake tried and failed to defend himself through giggles. On the one hand, Allie’s just glad it isn’t a mustache, but on the other hand, maybe he’d do a better job with that. This morning, Jake comes down to breakfast clean-shaven. Allie isn’t delusional: he didn’t shave it because his sisters gave him shit. That was all David.

“High five,” Allie says when David joins them downstairs, and she’s half expecting a quizzical look, maybe even the ‘what the hell are the Lourdes talking about now’ one that surfaces sometimes, but instead she gets a tiny smile and a high five.

“I’m sitting right here, guys,” Jake says, but once again, he’s laughing.

[midnight-blue-goth]

Gwen as a girl mom vs boy mom headcanons

(I should’ve done this with one with the Duncan version- oh well)

Here‼️

Gwen as a Girl Mom

I imagine Gwen being a total pro at designing, dyeing, and making clothes. So it’s easy to picture her creating the cutest custom outfits for her daughter. Naturally, the kid would pick up on her mom’s creative hobbies and start following in her footsteps.

Gwen would still be environmentally conscious and would pass that mindset down. She’d explain why they can’t buy a new toy every day and teach her daughter that overconsumption isn't the answer, it's better to take care of what they already have.

Of course, the challenge is that her daughter wants to follow trends and keep up with her friends. Which means, yes, Gwen eventually had to cave and get her a Stanley cup. Did it have bats on it? Obviously.

I can see her daughter being a little introverted, and Gwen—knowing firsthand what it’s like to feel misunderstood—would gently encourage her to open up more. She’d validate her need to recharge but also remind her that this is the age to experience the world, not hide from it.

Gwen would definitely have the talk she never got growing up: never let anyone walk all over you. Set boundaries. Learn how to say no. Own your voice.

Their favorite bonding activity? Museums. Especially during her daughter’s inevitable dinosaur phase. 

Art exhibitions would also be a regular thing. Gwen would share the work she loves, letting her daughter explore what speaks to her.

Eventually, the kid would start painting too. Imitating her mom with brushes in hand. Gwen would give guidance on things like composition, but never pressure her. It’s about having fun, not perfection.

When it comes to boys? Gwen’s daughter wouldn’t be interested. She doesn’t really like their attitude, and Gwen totally gets it. No need to rush into anything.

She’d absolutely inherit Gwen’s love for reptiles. Whether it’s a lizard or a snake, there’d definitely be a reptile pet in the house.

That love could grow into something more, maybe a future zookeeper or reptile conservationist. Gwen would support it all the way.

Books would be her other great love. She’d have a cozy little place just for reading. I feel like she would be into fantasy, like Lord of the Rings.

And movies. Gwen would introduce her to her favorite classics. Sundays would be theirs.

She’d be allowed to experiment with fashion, hair colors, and all forms of self-expression… but within reason.

Piercings, though? Gwen would make her wait until eighteen. Not because she disapproves, but because she knows how the world treats those who stand out. They’d have a real conversation about it. 

Gwen as a Boy Mom

She’d make sure her son knew it’s okay to express emotions. Unlike Duncan, who bottles everything up, Gwen wouldn’t let him get away with the whole “I don’t cry” act. 

She’s the kind of mom who can read his mood in two seconds and already knows when someone’s broken his heart, before he even says a word.

If he inherited Duncan’s rebellious streak, Gwen would be constantly on edge. She’d probably implement a “one police call per year” rule. If he breaks it, and he’s grounded. No discussion.

The patience she’d have with her son? Honestly, admirable. But barely hanging by a thread.

If he got into sports, Gwen would be completely lost. She’d hate the whole scene but still show up, wearing the son's favorite team merch she half-understood. Probably only knows the team’s name and the mascot, and that’s pushing it.

I can totally see him going through an ice hockey phase. Turns out, he’s really good. He would be copying his favorite athletes. Gwen would be terrified he’d get hurt but can’t deny he’s having the time of his life.

Remember Gwen’s brother’s old Gibson Les Paul? Yeah, she gifted it to her son. Not that he plays it—it’s mounted on his wall. No one’s allowed to touch it. Everrr.

He’d definitely be into music. Specifically, producing. Super into the technical side. Spends hours locked in his room, hunched over a screen, mixing samples at annoying volumes.

Gwen has to knock on his door multiple times a week just to get him to turn it down. He always promises “five more minutes,” and then, it’s midnight 🤪

When it comes to lovers, he’d have a few. They’d hang out in his room, playing music, talking, laughing. Gwen wouldn’t interfere, but she’d keep one ear open at all times. Just in case.

He'd definitely have a sarcastic streak. Gwen would pretend to be annoyed, but secretly be proud of how quick-witted he is. Especially when he uses it to defend someone or shut down bullying. “Use your powers for good, not just to roast your uncle at dinner.”

Gwen would be the kind of mom who lets him paint his nails black, wear chipped eyeliner for fun, and experiment with style. She’s not even worried about people making fun of him. He’d snap at anyone who dared to laugh. That’s the Duncan genetics for you.

When he messes up, like reeeally messed up, Gwen doesn’t scream. That’s what makes it worse. She goes quiet, gives him that look, and says something like, “I’m not mad, but you can do better than this.” And somehow, that hits harder than any punishment.

They’d have weird traditions, like midnight gas station runs for snacks and deep talks in the car, or watching horror movies on rainy days. He's a big fan of the Saw franchise.

[thatanimewriter]

TEA TIME.

➳ request: Iida Tenya,ochaco,hazel with British!y/n with a time travelling quirk

➳ character/s: iida tenya, uraraka ochako, hazel reinhart

➳ warnings: mentions of food (uraraka), tea, spoilers for hazel backstory??

➳ notes: it's giving doctor who (i've never watched that show)

𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 / 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭  / 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 / 𝐰𝐢𝐩 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

── 𝐈𝐈𝐃𝐀 𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐘𝐀.

would 100% indulge in tea dates with you??

after school study dates need tea and not the gossip type, iida will scold you for getting in other people's business

he wants 103% of the details but no involvement

will tell you off for any time travelling meddling though, because he's like

"if you go back and change this thing, what if this huge event never happens and the future is ruined >:(("

he's just as bad as midoriya in terms of quirk stuff because he wants to know how this works SO BAD

will figure out all the intricacies and drawbacks to help you train and for his personal knowledge

will also use you to practice english on for MEDIA COVERAGE for when he becomes a top hero

── 𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐊𝐀 𝐎𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐊𝐎.

she would also join you for tea every morning or evening

will try all the different flavours of tea and help you with a tier list of the best and worst flavours of tea

is very confused by your quirk but loves it nonetheless, she thinks it's so cool

once asked if you could go back to see the dinosaurs, but you denied her that one because aizawa was watching

came with you to time travel a little bit once and threw up ._.

practices english with you and accidentally develops a bit of a british accent

has been converted to scones with jam and cream as a snack

wants you to help her get an "extension" on assignments by time travelling backwards

── 𝐇𝐀𝐙𝐄𝐋 𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐓.

he thinks you're cool, but also probably doesn't advise you to use it too much or you mess up the timeline

like a jrpg or detroit: become human flow chart of the "true" ending

he doesn't want you to mess that up, he just wants you to be able to do the work you gotta do

actually doesn't ask you to send him back to see his sister surprisingly, he's mad, but he doesn't wanna go that far

softie will drink tea with you and cuddle with you because he's big and cuddly

doesn't adopt the accent, but does pick on you for saying yoghurt wrong

doesn't time travel with you but learns not to question it if random things appear in your home

buys you tea and hides it in random places to spite you

[holyitsquiverrflynn]

DT AU - Extinction Pt. 1

Sooo, recently I was scrolling through the dino thunder tag on here for a bit, and I saw this idea for an where Mesogog is the mentor for the DT rangers instead of Tommy, and I got inspired by it a lot since I am a SUCKER for things like Evil! AUs and shit so blep (not tagging Beast Morphers here but the Avatars honestly influenced this au too, I find them really cool)

Basic premise I thought of for this au is that, Mesogog managed to capture all the Rangers except for Tommy, and brought them back to his headquarters. Confiscating the Dino Gems so they’re unable to morph, Mesogog eventually decides to let bygones be bygones…by making them his generals. Oh and fusing them with their Dino Gems, causing them to turn into dinosaur hybrids. That too. They’re able to still use their civilian powers too, even to an amplified degree due to their new physiology.

They’ve been brainwashed to be extremely loyal to Mesogog. They still have autonomy, and can think for themselves butttt will not question Mesogog’s orders ever. It’s bad. Tommy has to figure out how to undo the brainwashing AND hybridization while four incredibly powerful half-dinosaur menaces running around and putting Mesogog on the winning edge. They also operate on new names, though they will recognize their human names and vehemently deny them if heard.

Design-wise, did Kira and Trent first because I had thought about their designs first(though Trent’s hair gave me a small aneurysm). Their Dino Gems are basically lodged in their chests, and as long as they remain, they are not changing back anytime soon. For Kira, I mainly just made her look like a pterodactyl while also taking some parts from her Zord. I also took some inspo from the DragoZord for Trent, BUT I also took some inspo from the White Terrorsaurus since that’s also made from White Ranger DNA.

Their codenames are “Ptera” and “Galer” respectively. I’ll probably draw full designs once I finish Connor and Ethan, or “Tyrant” and “Tricera”.

[thedawningofthehour]

One of the chapters that is really a pity that it has been discarded is Draxum's episode with the twins, so I asked one of the writers how the dynamic would have been and this is what he answered me.

The idea of Draxum and Leo being flamboyant schemers together is an image that will always live in my heart.

I envy your boldness; I have to work myself up just to send messages to some of you guys sometimes. This includes people I frequently talk to and consider online friends.

For starters-I love that when Draxum goes "I need to fake a world domination attempt" the fam IMMEDIATELY points him to the twins. They're perfect for that level of chaos.

I'm surprised that it would be Leo getting close to Draxum, because he still seemed very upset about the whole roof thing and Draxum definitely never apologized for that. But the writers definitely had a habit of making Leo the focal point in episodes that were supposed to be about all of them, while Donnie-centric ones mostly had Donnie off by himself. So it doesn't surprise me that they'd focus on Leo for this one.

I'm kind of disappointed that they weren't planning to do any Donnie-Draxum science bonding. Like, it was all right there, gang. Donnie's love of botany, their theatrics, the fact that they share eyebrows. They could have won Donnie's pumpkin contest together. And come on, Draxum would have gone feral over Donnie reanimating a dinosaur. (I know they probably meant Donnie built a robotic dinosaur and accidentally made it sentient, but I also enjoy the possibility of there being a necromancy component)

And there's that! How come modern necromancers never go to the science history museums or anything? Forget their army of undead, just revive like a dozen dinosaurs and you're good to go! You can even ride one! I know their bones aren't really bones anymore and maybe that messes with the spells...but still. Why don't modern fantasy authors explore this?

Leo and Draxum definitely have a lot in common; I've never denied that. I just think it's the kind of stuff they would absolutely be annoyed with someone else for doing. I can see post-rehab Draxum and Leo having a very love-hate relationship. Because Draxum does recognize how smart and talented he is and loves all his sons-but he also wants to tape his mouth shut sometimes.

[starry-blue-echoes]

I read about gator Joot and immediately thought about the dinosaur - eating gators and Crocs.

Like Jotaro is still a teenager in part 3, so with him having gator and shark in his werebeast form - he would get bigger. The biggest gator was Deinosuchus - around 10 meters (34ft), while the biggest croc was Sarcosuchus - around 40ft long. The biggest shark was Megalodon at around 15 to 18 meters in length. The biggest wolf was the dire wolf and the largest wolf alive is the Mackenzie Valley Wolf.

Also in-between part 3 and part 4, he was studying Marine Biology! THE OCEAN IS THE PREFECT PLACE FOR LARGE ANIMALS!! Jotaro's beast would continue to grow bigger in a very large water environment.

In part 3, he would probably be pulling all the movie - animal attack references just to scare a few enemies. Kakyoin's idea, Polnareff joins in later, Joseph is 50/50 with is idea, and Avdol is trying to handle whatever control is left.

In part 4, he does the same thing - but bigger, maybe. Kira might lose a hand or two for touching his kids. Kira does not get his hand back, at all.

Part 5... A local Florida man claims to have seen a gigantic gator swimming with a group of dolphins, more information coming soon on channel five.

Part 6... At this point, Jotaro may have made friends with every croc, gator, or whatever sea animal in Florida. Like in the ocean community he is well loved, not one animal will talk bad about the Doctor; just happy thoughts all around. Jolyne gets a cool reptile friend in prison, due to dad.

Almost forgot to add this... Iggy has weird feelings about him (wolf part), but then they are somewhat buddies due to Joot giving him big pieces of meat/food. No one knows where Joot gets the meat from, but no one wants to ask either.

- Abe

Y E S

I'm a huge sucker for the thought of "reptiles just keep growing the older they get and they won't stop" and Jotaro absolutely deserves to be a Big Ol Gator As A Treat <3

I'm cackling over the movie attacks and you're 100% correct. Once Kakyoin and Polnareff learn Jotaro isn't completely comfortable with his other half they set out to change that, and what better way to do it than make it fun :3 Jotaro ends up actually having fun too (as much as he denies it) and just. Gets more comfortable with the idea that 1) he's not inherently scary and 2) sometimes being scary wasn't a bad thing

Joseph absolutely enables the kids tho and Avdol is slowly counting to 10 in his head while coming up with an argument for why no Jotaro terrifying tourists in the river is not a good idea I don't care how funny it may be you could get hurt-

I also really love the idea of him and Iggy being Sorta Friends. Iggy frequently hitches rides on Jotaro's back whenever he changes and Jotaro's surprisingly Chill with it

and honestly, I wouldn't put it above Jotaro to just fucking bite Kira, especially if we go with the idea that if they get too injured or afraid they'll instinctively start changing. Maybe with SHA's first attack it was too fast and knocked him out too quick for him to fully change, so just as Koichi is dragging Jotaro's body he's slowly beginning to change. By the time he wakes up he's like..... 3/4 of the way shifted and instead of using Star he just fucking latches onto the guy with his bare teeth and uses Star to restrain Killer Queen

and Jotaro gets to become a Floridian Cryptid. As a treat <333

and this also gave me a THOUGHT for Part 6. What if while Jotaro still gets his disk stolen....... what if it doesn't quite have the same affect

what if instead of rending him comatose, it leaves him as a complete beast. There is no humanity nor any way for him to change back, he's just an unintelligent animal who's injured and afraid. He flees into the waters before Jolyne can do anything

weeks later, rumours start floating around from the guards about a Giant Really Fucking Weird Crocodile/Alligator Thing that's been spotted near the prison a couple times, and Jolyne immediately realises who it is. So when the prisoners are asked to search the marshes, she all but jumps at the chance to find him

maybe she ends up using Foo's help to keep an eye on him. They leave some of their plankton with the gator to keep watch and make sure Jotaro doesn't get into any trouble or wander off too far, and every once in a while Jolyne will send out one of Stone Free's strings to just...... feel for herself that he's still there. She'll talk to him through the string too, because even though she knows he can't understand her, it makes the whole situation feel a little less awful

getting Star's disk to him is LOADS easier too and has way less risk to it. They pretty much just get Weather to use to his Stand and fly the disk over to him, and while that does bring up different obstacles they have to face, it's much much easier then what they go through in canon