#and absolutely CACKLING to myself

[raksh-writes]

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(Im SORRY but this is the only thing that came to my mind when I saw this 🙈😭)

Wake up, darling

[suguwu]

gojo who marries a non-sorcerer black widow reader who is incredibly frustrated that he survives every single attempt on his life

[hellafluff]

Slowly making progress in my ambition and let me tell you that reading through these options sent me down so many different emotions. i love never knowing what the fuck is going on in this game holy shit

[sarah-crewe]

tagged by my buddy @jennamacaroni to spell out my account name with songs.

sold (the grundy county auction incident) by john michael montgomery a case of you cover by gabrielle aplin rich by maren morris any man of mine by shania twain hot & heavy by lucy dacus - cruel summer cover by g-flip reckless driving (feat. ben kessler) by lizzy mcalpine embarrassing by taylor bickett wild turkey by amythyst kiah enchanted (taylor's version) by taylor swift

tagging @thecrackshiplollipop @stellesappho @roarsaidthedinosaur @the-emef @fluent-in-lesbianism @knockfivetimes @socallmedaisy @catsofyore @tarynlatx @always-undermining

[jamiesfootball]

Follow up to your answer about Nate. What is his role in oh god, you're gonna get it (you have not been given love) ? I know it's from Roy’s POV and off-season so not sure how big his role is, but I'm curious how Nate comes into his own and develops without Ted.

In terms of Big Things going on, Roy and the remaining Diamond Dogs is absolutely one of the Big Things, and that definitely includes Nate.

Since season three left him at an impasse, I am picking up where they left him. He is back at Richmond. He is trying, in his own way, to make amends for how he left. He doesn't feel good about what he did to Ted, and the short apology he was able to give didn't absolve him of all that guilt. At the same time, he is very very aware that he absolutely trounced Richmond last year and has lots and lots of unsolicited comments stored up about how the Richmond coaching staff made awful decisions the prior season.

It is these comments in particular that needle Beard, leaving Roy in the awkward, ill-fitting suit of playing mediator, less the two smart members of the coaching staff come to intellectual blows.

Nate is also going to serve as a neat little foil for Roy as Roy figures out what kind of coach he himself is going to be moving forward, which I am excited to dig into.

Also. Here. Have a little spoiler from chapter 3. As a treat:

"Because on Monday I offered you the manager's position."

"The fuck you did."

Rebecca's smile didn't budge.

"Is this a fucking joke?" He could feel the blood pressure pounding behind his eyes. "What about Nate? He headed West Ham - it should be him."

"Oh I agree," Rebecca said with a twinkle in her eye. "Which is why I offered it to him first. He declined, and now I'm offering it to you."

[coline7373]

This is for you @journen @deathdovesong

[chloelouygo]

I bought a linkin park cd today and my mum has already stolen it for her car-

[funkylittlebidiot]

My mom has this talent where she’ll see a person who’s exhausted and prikkelly because they’ve just finished running a marathon in the pouring rain and decides that now is the perfect time to send a pack of starved wolves after them and then has the nerve to ask “why are you in such a bad mood all the time? Don’t you see you’re burned out!” Like it’s their fault their day just got worse for no reason

[woundedheartwithin]

Snake in the chicken coop looking for eggs and the chickens freaked out, which freaked out the horses, which in turn is what actually alerted me and my dad to the problem. So we take off running because we’re both fucking traumatized lmao and I rip open the coop door and see the bastard, and my dad goes AKSJDIJSJSKS YOU DEAL WITH IT I CANT. And I looked at him and said, completely deadpan, “you’re such a girl,” then grabbed the snake and threw it out in the pasture 😂😂😂

[doodleninja]

o weak mortal, you thought your little reminder alarms and cute organized to-do lists and trite focus tips and silly reward systems could have any effect on me but those tricks are utterly useless FOR I…HAVE ADHD *thunder* *lightning* *scary organ music*

[goldendivinewrath]

"I get how human reproduction works. Mostly." The casual sincerity to Vash's words and tone made it absolutely impossible to know how serious he was actually being. "What I don't understand is, where do they keep the eggs while they're being incubated?"

[paxny]

I have never had a boyfriend and while I would like a partner one day, dating sounds agonizing and like an absolutely horrific idea. Therefore, I have decided to take the route of the cringe circa 2012 era fangirl and refer to Legolas as my husband for the foreseeable future. This seems a much better alternative.

[azuree1733]

Cillian Murphy is so fine I was getting lost in those eyes 🥵

[omni-scient-pan-da]

GUYS okay so the cash registers where I work are literally just computers, I knew this subconsciously since I've been working there but they're like hooked up to the internet and everything like a normal computer would so like... Technically, I could switch back and forth between the screen I need to actually ring people up and like... An ao3 tab

[billy-royalton]

the first of my (many) self purchased birthday gifts has arrived

i am cringe but i am free or whatever the kids say

[bigredsartt]

im actually laughing so hard at an inside joke i have with MYSELF.