#and I’m not ashamed of it

[sazernac]

My apologies to all my followers for the whore I’m about to become for house of the dragon.

[glittergoldie]

who gave him access to the oven first of all,

[lucydacusgirl]

KiBa is the most beautiful drink. She is like a wife to me.

[potato-lord-but-not]

you know what? fuck you *does this to your horror podcast men*:

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

Progress update?

(On the boops)

please don’t judge, i’m really busy today okay😭

[bookalicent]

yeah so this was insane

[izsheum]

someone take away my drawing privileges

i don’t care if the size difference isn’t accurate I WANT TO RIDE ON HIS SHOULDERS RAHHHHHH

[shgvvlr]

OOPS👀

[livelaughlovesubs]

Minor spoiler warning for Mydei

Imagine the proud and cocky crown prince mydeimos sitting on his throne, the once fierce eyes glassy as he gives you such an adorable look. Gazing up at you with a slightly surprised and confused expression, mouth agape as he tried to understand this strange situation.

You, looming over him with the golden cup he always used in your hand, slowly pouring the pink-ish drink over his chest. Watching intensely as the pomegranate mix flowed down his full pecs to his defined abs, then his abdomen and lastly to his crotch. Now there was a wet spot between his legs, and most of the drink stayed scattered across his torso.

“My apologies, prince, I’ll take responsibility.” Without saying another word, just leaning down and start licking the remains away. Hot tongue moving across his skin, occasionally switching to sucking just to mess with him. The way he flinched and shuddered whenever you rolled over a particularly sensitive spot was so delicious, you really wanted to eat him up. He hid his flushed face with the back of his palm, the other hand gripping your shoulder as he whispered, “…you are so bold.”

This, until you reached his pelvis, finally looking up to admire his disheveled state. Red-faced and sweating, eyes half-lidded while he bit his bottom lip, seemingly in anticipation of what you’ll do next. Did you perhaps want to… do the same… to that place too…?

[keropikon]

What do u know about mutual lobotomy

[k--o--m--o--r--e--b--i]

studying queer history (i’m watching star trek)

[yourlocalabomination]

Tick Tock, Teddy-Bear.

[briseise]

man who just found out he was accidentally quoting the “that’s what good pussy sounds like” vine on his pg stream

[ladyhawke]

BLACK SAILS + Who We Are by Hozier (insp.)

[stardynamite]

Part 1/7 !!!

I started this silly comic and it’s a lot longer than I wanted it to be lmao

I mean… imma have to cut it in multiple parts because I’m dying to post it 😭

Edit: now we know it’s 7 parts lol

Next part

<—Previous episode (you don’t need to read it to understand this one)

[idontmindifuforgetme]

no one is more creative than me when I have to come up with elaborate stories for how I befriended a tumblr mutual because my darkest secret is that im a tumblr user