#and I laughed to myself

[k-martins]

We laughed about Megumi falling in love with Yuji quickly.

When it was YUJI ITADORI who tried to seduce him literally as soon as they met.

Like, dude, I know he's drop-dead gorgeous, but you don't need to imitate Rose from Titanic.

[theartofangirling]

just because elphaba is gay doesn't mean she's a friend of dorothy. in fact,

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[wickedcriminal]

Hedgehogs when they see a weird bug

[and-corn]

shoutout to the "foolproof" bread recipe I fucked up entirely for inspiring this

[trektown]

Holy shit I found THE gif

[gaysie]

i love writing fanfiction that has a stupid fanfictionass plotline like yesss that’s exactly where it belongs

[arunneronthird]

[ozarkthedog]

per a convo with @ghotifishreads

It's now a t-shirt!

[tampon-eater]

Hey uh sorry about your boyfriend. Yeah he’s sort of your boyfriend girlfriend now. Yeah he’s pretty enough to lie to. Sorry about that.

[t2ukky]

DAIMA TIME IS ALMOST HERE!!! CAN'T WAIT YEAAAAAAAYYYY!!!

((goku without the shake under read more))

[chrysopoeias]

Trying to be metaphorical here lieutenant,,, (Exactly how it happened in canon)

[imclou]

there's no way he said that so confidently

|| Bonus ||

[lautums]

I A HOMO. 2 REÁL IS 2 REÁL !

[gffa]

You guys, I am fucking crying. I NEED YOU TO SEE THIS.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? THIS IS A SWAROVSKI CRYSTAL OBI-WAN KENOBI FIGURE. THIS IS A REAL THING THAT EXISTS. IT IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS FUCKING THING THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL

THIS THING IS EVEN MORE EXPENSIVE THAN A HOT TOYS FIGURE, IT'S MINIMUM $400 AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU WOULD DISPLAY IT AND I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE IT'S SO RIDICULOUS THAT IT WHIPS AROUND THE CORNER INTO BEING AMAZING IT'S SO OVER THE TOP AND I LOVE IT AN OBI-WAN KENOBI SWAROVSKY CRYSTAL STATUE, I AM IN TEARS NEVER CHANGE, DISNEY, YOUR MARKETING IS CAPITALISM AT ITS BESTWORST

[clitorises]

ovulating all by yourself, handsome?