#am i being obnoxious? yes

[azurecanary]

If you're not watching the Incredibles on your break on a 20 year old handheld console, are you really living life?

[yardsards]

the thing about labru vs kabumisu is that both of them have the same core appeal to me, specifically from kabru's side of things: kabru being someone who is constantly agonizing about social rules and putting on the right mask, and meeting this Weird Fucking Guy who does not (cannot) care about all those things, and so kabru slowly allows himself to be more genuine. they're both such good relationships (whether you view them romantically or platonically), why must there be so much hostility between enjoyers of these ships?

[utilitycaster]

Still thinking about Ludinus but also like, quite a number of other characters past and present in CR and other actual plays and something that really continues to baffle me is that a very common theme in D&D actual play is "hey, if you are really brash and obnoxious and unpleasant towards others, they might not like you," and most of the fandom usually gets it because we teach this in preschools and kindergartens around the world. but a small percentage are like "ah but what if they are righteous in their reasons for their unpleasantness and had a bad childhood" and it's like "well that's not really relevant because they're still being unpleasant to people so because of people still might not like them," and they do not get it. Like just a weird incapacity to understand that if you are sufficiently shitty towards people for a sufficient amount of time they will probably not want to spend any more time around you, regardless of the reason for your behavior.

[silusvesuius]

this tree from my new drawing looking goated afffffff 👑👑

[lollyyon]

PHANNIES PLEASE HEAR MY CONFESSION

guys please pretend to care for one minute oke. I fucking love dnp tumblr. i love it here. But I have been hiding like a vampire in the nude cowering from the morning sun since, FEBRUARY 26TH.

Do yall remember what day that is? The day the lovely Dan Howell globally broadcasted his final performance of WE'RE ALL DOOMED! Yeah i fucking MISSED IT. i missed it. this beautiful collective phannie experience and i missed it. ALL BC OF MY STUPID GAY BS. Blew Dan off for my girl who aint even my girl.

AND THEN i missed every opportunity afterwards to watch it. There are at least 3 (three) 15+ min long videos on my phone of me sobbing and crying over this. I couldn't even bring myself to watch dnp for TWO. WEEKS. TWO WEEKS.

I got through it eventually. I guess. what can you ever do but make peace with the countless tragedies in this life.

In my shame I couldn't bare to return to phannie tumblr. ive been meaning to make this post for so long, even before!! I was saved!

I was saved O, I was saved! When our gracious Sister Daniel posted the performance on youtube [heart emoji <3]

So. its fine now! Hope at least one person got a notif that i posted for the first time in awhile. anyways nobody even cares but i had to let this out bc i miss it here thx guys!!! xx

[dynamitekansai]

Via Solo Sikoa's Instagram Stories Solo Sikoa calls back to a reel originally posted on the official WWE Instagram page back on July 11, 2023 captioned "A future Tribal Chief???" The crowd in attendance during the particular segment chanted for Solo to put on the Ula Fala, btw. But, you know, "We Want Roman" or whatever.

[moonchild-in-blue]

Just got here. Tf is happening?

[heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon]

I wasn't about to say anything to this annoying little bitch because they're 18 but when I tell you that aro/aces in this fandom are literally trying to police people for merely being attracted to Alastor now like??? This is why I'll keep on saying that some of you (aro/aces) are insufferable as shit and need to shut the fuck up?

Or how 'bout

Or how 'bout if Alastor respected Vaggie and hadn't sexually harassed her by way of chin tickling and arse slapping, I wouldn't in turn look at him disrespectfully and want to give him a taste of his own touchy feely medicine?

How 'bout fans can do and feel whatever they want about Alastor cause he's not real and how 'bout everyone should stop treating fictional characters like they're real when they're not real? Including goddamn fucking Valentino...

How 'bout another reminder to stop clogging the actual queer and ace tags on tumblr that real ace people might be using to find real community and resources, with posts about a goddamn fucking ~"tumblr sexy man"~ fictional serial killer cannibal because I'm sure that real aspec people trying to look for real resources in real life are sick of all the goddamn fucking fiction by now???

How 'bout "You can write about a characters sexuality/fucking/getting fucked, but you're not allowed to explore or acknowledge any sexual attraction to them while you're writing about them being sexual and having sex, which would inherently require taking sexual attraction into consideration in order to even do that, but you're not allowed to, because that's disrespectful!" is officially the most bullshit moronic take I've ever heard...

[eisthenameofme]

Today I learned that there are people who think you need to wash chicken before cooking it and that some of them are Extremely Confident and Condescending about it and think you'll get salmonella if you don't

[crimeronan]

orpheus sucked. i've said it before and i'll say it again: if you loved her you wouldn't look. rip to eurydice girl if you were married to ME i'd walk straight out of hell and keep walking and if i never saw you again it would be okay because i'd know you were alive and carry that with me and none of the rest of it would matter because THAT'S WHAT LOVE IS and anything else makes my skin crawl. your husband fuckin SUCKSSSSS dude i'm so sorry. i'm so sorry an ugly bitch would do you like that i'm SO s

[shooks-stupid-stuff]

Got any fun new guys since the last time?

jokes aside, tbh i've mainly been working on characters/designs for an au more so than actual new characters, but. i do have a few new ones in that batch (well kinda new for one of them, but she's basically new)

so here, incredibly cool woman and sleazy asshole woman (their names are Dankko (haha like dango get it) and Nayashi (from 'nao' [straight, direct] and 'ayashi' [shady, suspicious, dubious], with the 'shi' part of the name also intended to mean death) (yes i put way too much thought into names, and yes Dankko's also has more to it than haha funny food pun)

anyways yeah theres some more too but oops none of them have been (fully) drawn yet so. guess they don't get to be here lol

[girl-bateman]

"Oh, so you only slept for 4 hours? 🙄 should we alert the towns people? Call the news station? Hand out an award?"

Literally, yes? That would be really nice actually bc I feel very sleepy and miserable rn bc i only slept for 4 hours btw, if any of you care🥺💔

[apatheticlexicographer]

to be completely honest, the stranger things fandom has damn near ruined the show for me lmfao

[prankprincess123]

[bones-n-bookles]

Me: anxious about my girlfriend's dogs liking me or not

Her very handler focused Aussie:

Her people weird lab/acd mix:

[winterbirb]

Why does apas have you blocked?

Can't say why, exactly, but despite the tone my generalization wasn't really a joke—which would probably make more sense if you saw all the Reply Arguments I've gotten into and refused to back down from. I'll just start defending Obama/Biden/the State Department/sometimes even the (contemporary!) CIA unprompted. And I'll do it on a leftist's post!

Honestly, I'm mostly just glad I haven't been blocked by more cool leftists—you know the type, large following, spicy takes about the American Empire, that sort of thing. Sure, on Left posts I might get nitpicky and defensive of an American official I just learned about yesterday and shouldn't expect anyone else to care about, but that's the only type of post I disagree with but tolerate enough to argue with.

Put me in a room full of Liberals who think Lavrov is a war criminal and I might actually just cry. It'd be hopeless. Put me in an internet space who think Kerry is a war criminal and I'm like a horrible bird in a room full of fruit. I'm pulling out sources left and right, but really mostly just vibechecks, trying to argue the man's a crypto-leftist like I'm some deranged anti-world incarnation of McCarthy.

So. Uh. Yea