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books you can find in Barnes and Noble

No Uterus No Glory: The Untold Story Of Brave American Women In The Blood Diamond Trade

Joe Rogan’s UNCENSORED Guide To Growing A Pair You Fucking Pussy

batman cookbook

Queer As H*ll: 250 Poems That Aren’t Good

A Firefighter Date With A… Pirate!? The 31st entry in the Firefighter Date series (has outsold the Bible)

Bhagavad Gita manga

The ADHD Emperor’s Pet Hat

Freedom Talks: Negotiating Like A Patriot

I Was President, by Bill Clinton

minecraft

The Red Grip Of Communism: An Unbiased History

A Sword Of Court And Woe

A Horse Of Force And Rose

A Throne Of Bone And Gloam

A Wand Of Land And Hand

A Fate Of Late And Great

A Drink Of Crown And Glory

I’m an Israeli artist and this is my modest proposal

kurt vonnegut cat’s cradle 257th edition

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how it feels when someone expresses dislike for the thing you like

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When a coked out hateful bitch meets a bipolar gay man it can either be the start of something beautiful or the end of a nation

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a lot of things get on my nerves. im constantly annoyed. and i also have a deep love of humanity and the world but everything is really annoying

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Uh i sure hope there's not

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Chat gpt you will never be her

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it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

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forever thinking of the time i just wanted to know how long i could go without sleeping and google autofilled it to “in minecraft” without me realizing. you can imagine my shock and horror until i read the website title

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Heterosexual relationship culture is so alien to me and I don’t know if it’s the fact I’m not cishet or the fact I’m autistic but I hear so many things that make me go “Am I insane or are they?”

There’s a lot of hate on widowers and I saw a woman say “You cannot compete with a dead woman.” which is perhaps a reasonable statement to say if he’s constantly comparing you to his dead partner but that wasn’t what the post was about. And I realized “Oh my God, these people genuinely feel like they’re constantly in competition with their spouse’s exes and the ex being dead makes them feel insecure that they cannot best her.”

There’s also been an uptick in the ‘men and women cannot be ‘just’ friends’ rhetoric which I feel like is extremely dangerous and reflects the rise of fascism and sexism. Some of these stories of women feeling threatened by their husband’s female best friend have some merit and others are like “I feel angry that my husband still talks to the girl he grew up next door to and she and her wife are invited to family gatherings and included in family photos sometimes. Am I right to be suspicious?” No. No you’re not. I cannot imagine being you and living with that high level of stress and paranoia and constant torment and jealousy about your husband having a positive relationship with anyone who isn’t you.

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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

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I love themes of repression in horror

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If I was in a fanfiction and started coughing up flowers while working at a flower shop (because this is a flower shop au) I would NOT connect my crush on the tattoo artist next door to the flower cough situation. I would freak the fuck out and think the pollen at work was doing some Last of Us shit to me, quit my job and move FAR away. inadvertently my flame for the tattoo artist would fade with distance, solving my hanahaki situation and proving my 'the flowers were trying to turn me into a plant zombie' theory

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In relation to recent news.

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Papyrus Fragment with Text from Homer's Odyssey

1st century B.C.

via Getty Museum

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I wish that this 1848 former stagecoach-station-turned-house in Clinton, NC had furniture, but it has such wonderful original features. 3bds, 2ba, 2,152sqft, $500k. isn't it pretty?

It has a center entrance hall and an original floor.

The original doors are intact and they even have keys.

The sitting room is large, but looking at the floor and support beam, it was probably a few smaller rooms, as a station. I am thinking that it's a combination living/dining room.

This is the dining room. It also has a fireplace and some storage.

Across the hall, there's shower room w/an antique sink base.

The kitchen is large. The cabinetry on this wall matches well.

In this corner, there's a place to put a table in front of these lovely windows.

They put in a new island with another sink and dishwasher.

Behind the island, and unfortunately, hidden, there's a beautiful original cabinet next to a fireplace.

On the 2nd level there's a spacious bedroom and a bath.

The bath is vintage and matches the house pretty well. And how wonderful is the fireplace in the bath?

The 2nd bedroom is also large and each one has an original fireplace.

My favorite place in the house is the Belvidere. And, I also love the chimneys.

There's a very large porch on the back of the house.

In the yard there's a carport and garden shed.

Look at all beautiful trees surrounding the house.

7.82 acres of land.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/393-Moltonville-Rd-Clinton-NC-28328/114841889_zpid/

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Since it's mid-august it's time for a reminder for the DIY folks or those who like to cosplay