#am i asleep yet

[rhiandoesfandom]

Gas sleep, gate sleep, girl sleep 😴

[cryptidcharlie]

...that can't possibly be comfortable.

(happy valentine's day!! kind of a follow up to this!!!)

[crystallizsch]

boo.

I'LL PASS AWAY NOW GOODBYE

[simplydnp]

The Dan in the Shrek shirt and hat is giving “we were being silly and soft still in our pjs in the hotel room” vibes like he looks like he just woke up 😭🥺

lightly tousled for sure. a lil squinty a little flirty a little ruffled. definitely part of how they recovered from jet lag

[just-wanna-draw-em]

Fuck everything it’s still Monday somewhere. This was funnier in my head, but oh well. Who wants to guess the reference?

[napping-sapphic]

Go for a drive with me until we end up sitting in a parking lot and talking for hours

[philsmeatylegss]

Yesterday, in NYC, a man lit a woman, who was sleeping in a subway car, on fire until she died. So the man arrested will be charged with terrorism as well as murder, correct? His attack was also threatening the lives of other homeless people (which it is assumed she was so). Surely he will also be charged with terrorism for scaring those people, right?

Or is it only terrorism when rich people are threatened?

Also, surely the fact the person who did this being an undocumented immigrant won’t be mentioned in every single news article about it, right? A woman was brutally murdered. Who gives a shit where the perpetrator is from, all we should care is that he is detained and punished.

Right?

We all agreed to this, right?

Or does race and immigration status only matter when a non-white and or undocumented immigrant commits a crime?

Same place, same police.

And I think we all know how differently this murder will be treated. And why.

[whoblewboobear]

Editing them together real quick so they have a couple’s portrait like Jawbone & Sandra Lynn 💖🤧

[thegreenleavesofspringinsunlight]

(Co-)writing married characters again and "He snugged in close behind his wife" WHY. WHY WOULD HE DO THAT. Posts from dudes on the interwebs "I wanna be the small spoon sometimes :(" and, like, fair, I guess. But. Objectively speaking. Spooning is the Objective Worst sleeping position with one's spouse. The height difference has to be very precise or someone is ending up with a crunched spine, someone's got a mouth full of hair, or got their face pressed into a back, or neck if you're lucky, and you better hope you don't have bad breath or you'll be miserable immediately but either way your breath is bouncing off their body and you're eventually breathing in your own carbon dioxide or you gotta sleep with your head thrown back (ow, crick) not to mention if either of you has to MOVE it wakes the other one up and what do you do with your arms????

Romance is dead *stabs it again*

But! There is an objectively good sleeping position for you and your spouse: back to back

Warm

Supportive (physically and emotionally)

Not rebreathing your own air

Mouth full of pillow, not hair

So much room for your arms!

- nobody's arms are going numb from being lain on

Won't wake spouse up if you need to shift in your sleep

Already in optimum fighting position when enemies attack

In short, leave the spoons in the flatware drawer where they belong and sleep back to back with your spouse

[cupophrogs]

Does drew ever see pops or dogday having nightmares or the other way around. How do they help them

“We all do, on account of all the trauma, but we’ve got a bit of a system. Dogday is usually fine so long as he’s sleeping close to somebody, and physical touch usually takes his mind off a nightmare fast. Pops’ll wake up screaming sometimes, but a little bit of music or a small game calms him down; something to focus on. As for me, well…”

“By the time I remember where I am, I’m already distracting myself. And once the others are awake, I’ve forgotten. I don’t mean to hide it, but it just slips my mind. Besides, we have other things to worry about, like Catnap’s gangly ass.”

[fearandhatred]

instead of taking the fact that they only showed certain parts of the metatron and aziraphale talking to mean that aziraphale is omitting information. consider that those scenes are there instead to support what aziraphale is saying and prove that he's telling the truth. u feel me

[ildiavoloro55o]

Something something we could go years being apart and when we’re back together it feels like nothing has changed but the ache has finally been soothed.

gonna go rewatch the video again

[kayzean]

[mischiefbuckley]

okay okay okay here me out… this is my own fan casting for who I would want as the Diaz sisters on screen like Melissa Barrera as Sophia and Isabela Merced as Adriana like does anyone else see the vision this would be everything!!!

[moonchild-in-blue]

4am is for the lovers, the drunks, the bakers, and the tumblr girlies who suffer from executive dysfunction and have A Task™.

[lokiiied]

s1 viktor and jayce getting high and viktor babysitting bc jayce was a little too ambitious and now viktor is trying to get him to focus on the glowing blue arcane orb in his hand and explain some theory he just thought of but jayce can’t stop looking at his golden brown eyes and forgetting what personal space is…