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[yourtamaki]

zoro does this thing where he’ll press his cheek against yours when he fucks you in missionary, likes how he can feel flushed he’s made you and how with your mouth so close to his ear he can’t miss any of your gasps and moans <3 it’s totally not because he needs a break from looking at your face cause all the watery eye contact you’re giving him nearly made him cum way too early

[loz-tearsofahomo]

rip viktor your 2016 blonde ombre bob served too much holy cunt

[kiyosato-yuri]

[seizethegay420]

[parfaitblogs]

i want to write gentle kisses with spencer reid so bad but unfortunately mgg made it canon that he has to literally devour a girl whole or else he’ll die

[chuluoyi]

the way he confidently explains the ways of jujutsu will never not move me🤧

[brian-kinney-apologist]

[soqweru]

TOMMY!!!!!!😈😈

[napping-sapphic]

Go for a drive with me until we end up sitting in a parking lot and talking for hours

[kuuwo]

Someone’s good at chess♟

[yaoigoddess9158]

If that isn’t the face of being in love, I honestly don’t know what is anymore

Get married already

[yakuzabrainrotlive]

My teacher who's my personal instructor for my master's thesis saw my laptop's wallpaper when she was analyzing my graphs.

Usually it'd not be a big deal, but. Uh.

:)

There was a dreadful moment of total silence as she stared at the screen and I was frantically trying to get my files back up.

Thankfully I don't have to see her for three weeks.

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

U dont understand how badly i need to be dilf!satosugu’s freshly graduated from college neighbor that comes crying from their first week of a real job thats not some coffee shop and into their 5 years of marriage ass home onto their laps as they feed me soup. - 🌺

I DO UNDERSTAND . I DO 😔😔😔 very evil of you to throw dilftoru into the mix ……. is dilfguru not lethal enough ………. I NEED IT SO BADDDD PLEASE .

they would be so doting ……… even before you join their relationship. i think the lines are very blurred because they’re always inviting you to have dinner with them, making small talk while you water plants in your backyard, asking about your life ……. you’re basically dating them before you realize it yourself.

and pls….. not the tears…………… they would baby you until you’re so embarrassed you forgot why you were even sad in the first place. i fear they’re the masters of back massages and pep talks dilfguru would be feeding you spoonfuls of soup while his husband coos and runs his big hands down your back :///// i can’t stand them . they’re too good at comforting you . tells you to come to them anytime you feel down or need some advice or need to be pampered ….. would also tell you that you don’t need to work, they can support you while you just work on your hobbies . personally i wouldn’t take the risk you’ll be playing into their caretaker complex too much

[sk3tch404]

Late Night Hanma Blurb

A/n: Thought abt this during an itty-bitty road trip today. Smoker Hanma does smth to the chemicals in my brain. Forgive me for any lengthy bad writing. I've had a long day and I just wanna yip yap about one of my fav crazies 🙇

CW: Hanma can give two shits about your lung health but chooses not to when he feels like it, intimidation, threats of forced drug usage, sometimes forced participation in violent activities, thoughts of lovers suicide/murder(?), and whatever other yappin I put in here.

Hanma who smokes a fuck ton and doesn't mind giving you the good ol' second-hand effects of it, but absolutely detests you doing it on your own.

He snatches the stick from your mouth and holds it up and away from you with a small grit in his teeth. Hanma glares down in some curiosity but clearly squints in irritation.

"The hell is this? Don't tell me I'm being a bad influence on you now. If I catch you with one of these again, I won't let you off the hook so easily. You got it, Y/n?"

When you retort, telling him it's no different from when he does it and it is your own choice whether he likes it or not, he merely scoffs with a tilt of his narrow head. Throwing down the cigarette, the sound of his sneaker stomping and scraping it out against the pavement echos through the air with an annoying presence. Shuji demands the rest of your stash with a looming stare that can only put you into a state of sinking discimfort.

"Come on, don't be stubborn. Ya know, if you wanna do it so bad, why don't you try the whole pack? Mine too since it's a shitload better than that cheap stuff."

Reluctant on suffocation and early lung cancer, you begrudgingly hand over your smokes to him. Hanma smacks down on the box with an evidently loud shot of noise and slides it out of your palm--- pocketing it. He stretches out narrow smile as he leans down towards you.

"See, now it ain't so hard to listen."

He's still ticked off by the fact you think you can do whatever to your body without his permission, but since Shuji is so generous, he'll let you learn from your mistakes. See, he can be nice.

Don't test him though. Next time you're caught defying his selfish wishes, he's beating you down with degrading language and probably also beating whoever was involved. The convenience store employee that sold you the cigs, vape, or maybe even chewing tobacco? Yeah he's taking out his held back frustration on them. Bro is jumping over the counter and tearing their shit up.

Avoiding him because of his brutal and honest-to-God psychopathic personality? Now that's just cruel. Shuji is dragging your ass by the back of your shirt and pushes you to his motorcycle. The leopard print on the back of the bike makes you wanna barf every time you see it, but you got to keep it down if you wanna have enough energy to deal with him. He'll take you out no matter where you are at in that point of time and make you remember who he is; who you think you're messing with.

"Y/n, how many times do I have to tell you? Aim for the nose. That's easy for amateurs like you. Actually, lemme show you how to really deliver a jaw breaker-"

Yeah, he'll show you just how bad it can get with some random thugs on the street. You should be grateful with how gentle he's treating you. Instead of ending up with facial fractures, you have nice dates and thoughtful gifts. He's even teaching you a few tricks. How lucky can you get?

"I'm all done. Shit, I'm starved. Let's go grab a bite to eat, kay?"

Hanma thinks the only way you'll ever keep paying attention to him is if he keeps you and your actions in line. If you go off doing your own thing, his usually unmoving heart can't just stand there and watch you slowly leave him. Despite the negativity be brings into your life, he actually gets really fuckin anxious when he doesn't know or understand what you're doing. It's so troublesome how you make him feel. Yeah, being bored as shit is bad, but seeing you, the only thing that could ever bring him down to his knees unwillingly, slip away with nothing but disdain for him? Fuck no. He won't accept it. Shuji would rather kill you and then himself than have to bear the strange feeling of pain, or what other people call heartbreak, by his lonesome self.

Should he ever say he loves you, that would be the point of no return for the both of you. His hands have you tight in his clutches. No way out, no way back in for anyone else.

[irunaki]

I keep seeing baby owlthena and she's adorable but I don't actually know what's up with the story here-

LOREEEE GIMME GIMME

Hehe :3