#am I UNDERTHINKING this?

[bbgarbbage]

Not gonna lie, I can't stop thinking about the fact that BB cast Matt knowing he was deaf and didn't think to come up with any accommodations for him. Like, you can at least give him a piece of paper with the rules of the competition to read while the other houseguests are getting audible instructions...

[teaboot]

dawg it’s not a great look for you as a security guard to joke about a blind guy being a criminal just cuz he was @ the wrong door

I mean that isn't what happened but I get what you mean, if I had been doing that then it would have been a pretty shitty move

My intended focus what the response to my response- the immediate recognition of a personal error? Cause like. I answer the wrong email thread constantly at work, to the point that my coworkers have a very distinct tone when broaching it to me

The only reason I even mentioned his disability was because it was relevant to the context- its kinda hard to mistake an emergency door from a main door unless you can't read the sign, you know?

So to be clear, I was laughing at a man with a disability, but not cause of his disability, or the error he made BECAUSE of his disability, but just. Like. The delivery of his exasperation. Like... "Ah,fuck". A mood I can appreciate. You know

And I COULD have changed details of the story so that it happened with someone who DIDNT have a disability- pretended it was dark or something, or that it was a stranger wandering into the wrong area from inside- but that felt kinda shitty? To erase that there was a guy who was disabled who made a relatable mistake in public?

Like I could totally be wrong here, please correct me if I am, but I felt like avoiding any social contact or association with people posessing physical disabilities would be worse in the long run, so I just. Wrote what happened how it happened

[kozuwhore]

guys the crisis is real

[dam-blue-ribbon]

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[ardentpoop]

why do i always end up here ..................

[a-stray-wretched-dog]

i'm gonna rant / vent a little here because i'm confused and idk how the world works (i mean aren't we all)

this is different from my usual content okay so uhm warning for that there's sadly no bsd here. just me.

is empathy a selfish thing??? like it's someone else's feelings and you are feeling them as well?? how dare you feel the things that you aren't supposed to feel. those are their emotions, not yours. stop trying to make it all about you just leave them alone and forget about all of this, maybe that's the better option

is helping people also a selfish thing?? i mean it depends on why you do it but why do most people do it anyways?? does it make them happy? well if it does, isn't that technically selfish?? how dare you feel happy for helping people when you don't even know if you actually helped them. what if they didn't actually need your help and you just made things worse?? what if when they said "thank you", they didn't actually mean it because they didn't want to offend you?? what if you didn't do the right thing????

i can't know what's inside your head, so i just get a little more confused each time i learn about this world.

[normal-looking-male]

Gonna reblog without my mad ramblings separately, but, uhhhh,

I like when funny colours go brrr. Maybe the curtains are blue because they're blue, but...

For starters, the most basic associations with colours. Red is the colour of rage and love at the same time, the colour of blood, that could be the blood spilled in the name of some unknown goal, and the colour of the blood that still flows, that lives. And it's not enough - the Administrator isn't actually entirely red. She needs more.

Meanwhile, white is the colour of purity-innocence-naïvety, yada-yada, and also the colour of death, of pale bloodless skin. For the sake of the Administrator's success, Pauling lied, killed, betrayed, but unlike the Administrator who did it for her own gain, Pauling did it for the Administrator. And it's not unlikely she'd kill and die for her. And even then, Pauling isn't entirely white either - there's these incomplete, uncoloured pieces of her, the tiniest remnants of the person that she would be, if her very existence didn't revolve around working for the Administrator.

Then there's this halo of light around the Administrator's head, illuminating her in a manner that would look truly deific from Pauling's perspective. Her eyes and lips are similarly "aglow", because she's got them hypnotising peepers, and a great portion of her character revolves around her announcements, her words, which she uses to string people along wherever she needs. And Pauling, again, is almost entirely consumed with that, because without her work, without the Administrator, what is she to do?

Even the specific accessories chosen to be coloured respectively kinda align here- The Administrator wears the earrings as little more than an accessory, a tool to boost her image, and power, and while they're valuable, they are ultimately very much replaceable, albeit not easily. Meanwhile Pauling has this hairclip pinning her hair, like a pin in her brain, like an object that holds her back (loose hair often being a symbol of freedom, and pinned/tied hair being a symbol of restraint), that shows the Administrator's ownership of her.

Even the shapes - while they both have curves and corners, Administrator is much sharper, more dangerous, her expression controlled and confident, while Pauling is a bit softer, leaning in closer, slack-jawed and mesmerised. I am eating this art, thank you for posting this, OP.

wrapped around her finger

[musical-chick-13]

See the thing is. When I eventually post this. Because it's uh. A Lot. I could post all of the chapters at once for a complete story, so that people will only have to see it (as in "be aware that it exists") once. But also, I think it might take some of the Writing Pressure™ off if I can update on a chapter-by-chapter basis. But ALSO AGAIN, this thing might upset people due to The Trigger Warnings and general concept, and I don't want to risk distressing anyone any more than I have to.

[caught-in-the-filter]

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[scientia-rex]

The thing that bothers me so much about my sister in law who is trying to “live conscientiously” (quote from today’s Christmas retrospective Facebook post) is that she wants to apply her morals to me.

It doesn’t work that way. I live in accordance with my beliefs to the best of my ability. I am not somehow UNDERTHINKING morality. I think about it all the damn time. It’s a huge part of why I went into medicine in the first place, why I keep working at the jail even though it’s inevitably a disaster nightmare of mis-management and I don’t need the money and my life would be easier if I only worked my one full-time job. I am doing things, every workday, that make a tangible difference in the quality of life for people who need it. That’s where my morality is at.

But if you interpret your life through the lens of consumerism, of COURSE how and what you buy is the deciding factor in whether you’re a good person.

The idea that earth tones and listening to NPR and teaching your kid an impractical foreign language are ENOUGH, that you can give your life meaning through rejecting the same obvious signifiers of wealth the nouveau riche favor but still wearing the very best of your ethically-sourced wool, is just… no. You need to DO things for other people. You can give money. People don’t like to do that, because it feels like a cop-out, and it is. But it’s a far better cop-out than lecturing me on free range chicken (for just one of many, many examples). Or lecturing me on how to talk about gay people, when she isn’t one and I am.

I’m a brightly-colored, obvious weirdo who loves nice things. I’m a magpie. I want a collection of pretty shinies. THAT is not what’s wrong with this world. What’s wrong with this world is a deeper, more hideous rot that you can’t root out by not wearing big dangly earrings and neon colors.

[svnnyd4ys]

the seven + nico incorrect quotes lol

Piper: She's the girl of my dreams! Annabeth: You say every girl is the girl of your dreams. Piper: I have a lot of dreams.

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Leo: *watching their house burn down* Leo: Leo: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.

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Jason, looking at a selfie of Leo’s: I hate this photo. Leo: I’m cute as fuck in that photo! I’m smiling kindly. Jason: You’re not smiling kindly; you look like you’re up to something. Leo: Up to kindness.

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Hazel: Nico, how do you feel about lifting heavy things? Nico: My doctor just said I should avoid— Hazel: Being a wuss? I agree.

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*During a game of Hangman* Piper: Nope, there’s no Q. You lose. Leo: Are you kidding me?! You can still add something! Piper: I already added a belt, four earrings and an extra arm! YOU LOSE!

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Jason: Are you guys bringing anything to the party? Nico: Yeah, an empty stomach. Annabeth: My sparkling personality. Percy: A flagrant disregard for common decency. Hazel: ... Hazel: Chips.

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Piper, looking at a map: It’s a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it? Jason: Other side, Piper...

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Percy: You know, Leo, when you generalize, you tell general... lies. Leo: ... Leo: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns.

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Annabeth: What time is it? Piper: I don’t know, pass me that saxaphone and we’ll find out Piper: *BLASTS the saxaphone* Nico: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING Piper: It’s 2 in the morning.

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Leo: You’re overthinking this. Hazel: You don’t know the appropriate level of thinking, Leo. What if I’m underthinking?

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Frank: I am an expert at identifying birds. Percy: Okay, what about those ones flying over there? Frank: Yeah, they're all birds.

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Percy: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere* Jason: Where did you get that? Percy: My pocket. Jason: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket? Percy: Skills.

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Frank: If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate.

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Frank: I’m taking a look at your numbers, and it doesn’t look good. You have a lot of measurements. Quite a few variables. Jason: Is that… bad? Frank: Variables are the #1 risk factor for outcomes. The past is a big contributor to the future. Jason: Isn’t that just causality? Frank: Causality is the leading cause of death in this country. Jason: So what are my odds? Frank: Do you have a family history? Jason: Of what? Frank: Just, in general. Jason: ��Yes? Frank: Oh no.

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*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups* Leo, Frank, and Jason: *spinning a little and talking* Nico, Annabeth, and Hazel: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

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Percy: My dad drowned at sea when I was little so whenever someone jokes about fucking my mom I’ll pretend to be really sincere and say some shit like “Glad to see she’s moving on, my dad’s death hit her pretty hard.” Then watch them absolutely fumble trying to figure out a response to that statement. Percy: Update, she got a new partner I can no longer make the joke.

(pre discovering yk his half God-ness)

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Annabeth: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

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Nico: This is a safety pin. *cuts off end* Nico: It is now a danger pin.

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Jason: Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason. Jason: Me too!

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Piper, explaining why they are not allowed to cook: I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. Turns out you don't put noodles in marijuana and I almost burnt the whole house down.

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Hazel: *gets set on fire and screams in agony* Hazel: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.

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[phosphorus-12]

Grougal: Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey! Qilby: But I'm a vegan. Grougal: Wakey Wakey Vegetables and Sadness.

Qilby: You’re overthinking this. Yugo: You don’t know the appropriate level of thinking, Qilby. What if I’m underthinking?

Qilby: Let’s write Efrim a friendly note, shall we? Dear… Incompetent… Dumbass…

Yugo: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container. Grougal: The cow?? Chibi: What? Adamai: Grougal, W H Y?

Qilby: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Mina >:O language Yugo: Yeah watch your fucking language Chibi: Okay, who taught Yugo the fuck word?! Adamai: 'The fuck word'. Mina: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Glip: Oh my god they censored it Qilby: Say fuck, Mina. Efrim: Do it, Mina. Say fuck.

Efrim: The saying “it is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission” no longer applies to Yugo.

Adamai: We should normalize not loving family members. Yugo: You can just say: “I hate my dumb fuck brother, Qilby” or whatever. Talk like a normal person!

Chibi: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city. Mina: Well, that was entirely predictable. Chibi: One of them punched a gang member. Mina: Qilby? Chibi: Yugo, actually. Mina: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

Baby Grougal after being born: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY- Yugo: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~ Grougal: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH- Adamai, recording: This is so cute.

Qilby: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?! Glip: … Qilby: Oh, right. The lying.

Balthazar: I hate you sometimes. Qilby: Well according to this picture Mina drew of us holding hands that's not true. Balthazar: Qilby, you drew that. Qilby: It doesn't matter.

Grougal: This should be illegal! Chibi: It is.

Phaeris is casually searching around the room Adamai: Hey Phaeris, what’re you looking for? Phaeris: My will to live. Mina walks into the room Phaeris: Oh, there it is.

Nora: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this? Yugo, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.

Nora: Made you all playlists! Nora: Efrim, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul. Nora: Chibi, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression. Nora: And Shinonome has the ABBA Gold album.

Nora: CHARACTER. FLAWS. ARE. FUCKING. IMPORTANT. Yugo: Me when someone tells me to stop eating mayo packets like they’re gogurt tubes.

Kidnapper: I have your father. Yugo: What? I don't have a father… Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face? Yugo: Oh my god, you have my brother Qilby.

Shinonome: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?? Balthazar: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔 Chibi: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? Balthazar: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots. Adamai: Did you burn an orange too? How??? Balthazar: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

Yugo: You don't think I can fight because of my height! Chibi: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Qilby can fight in that dress either. Qilby: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

Chibi: I'm trying to juggle family life and work life but I can't seem to find a balance. What do you suggest I do to keep everyone happy? Yugo, deadpan: Quit your job, kill your family.

Efrim: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and… Grougal: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Efrim: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said… Qilby: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

[thearoaceshark]

Gosho Girls, Incorrect Quotes

(There are a couple of quotes that are AokoxAkako, I love them, I couldn't resist! But most of the quotes are platonic. Also, there is an appearance by Conan and Kogoro)

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Aoko: *sends an audio*

Ran: I'm busy now, do you mind if I listen to it later?

Aoko: take your time.

Ran, 20 minutes later: *plays the audio and the first thing she hears are screams and things falling*

Ran: *runs and calls Aoko*

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*Ran has a cold (and she has no filter right now)*

Ayumi: Here you go, a bowl of delicious hot soup.

Ran: It's cold.

Sonoko: a bowl of delicious soup.

Ran: *test it* it tastes horrible.

Conan: a bowl of soup.

Ran: I think this isn't even soup.

Kogoro: a plate with food.

Ran: I doubt this is edible.

All: ...

Ran: and you didn't even serve it on a plate, this is a cooking pot.

Haibara: I told you it was better to call Aoko.

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Akako: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.

Kazuha: "If"?

Haibara: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and she might not even die.

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Sonoko: Sera, we didn't want to tell you, but in those clothes you look like a boy.

Sera: am I a cute boy?

Sonoko: the most handsome in all of Japan, you almost made me doubt!

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Ran: I've only known Aoko-chan for 2 minutes, but if something happened to her I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

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Group chat names:

*Mean (Actually Good) Girls*

A chat for older girls, not Shiho/Haibara because they think she's a little girl.

Members: Sonoko (admin), Ran (mod), Akako (mod), Kazuha, Aoko, Sera.

*Menace dressed in pink*

A chat for all the girls, including Haibara and Ayumi. Swearing is not allowed in this chat.

Members: Ran (admin), Aoko (mod), Kazuha (mod), Haibara/Shiho, Ayumi, Sonoko, Sera, Akako.

*Super strong girls surrounded by nerdy boys*

A chat specifically to complain about the Gosho Boys and their antics.

Members: Aoko (admin), Akako (mod), Ran (mod), Kazuha (mod), Sonoko, Sera, Haibara/Shiho (added her because she insisted that she needed a place to complain about Conan).

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*The Gosho Girls are cursed or a magical creature messes with them*

Automatically Akako: I think I'm going to break some rules of nature and put the world at risk on purpose.

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Ran: It's the sixth time this week I've had a breakdown and it's only Tuesday. Send help.

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Aoko: I just want to tell you, AOKO HAS A BIG CRUSH IN YOU.

Akako, blushing: woh... And why are they here? *points to Ran, Sera and Sonoko, the last one had a sign that said "Let's go Aoko!" but behind it it said "Break her heart and you'll see Akako"

Aoko: I brought them as emotional support.

Ran: Kazuha couldn't come.

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Ayumi: some kids are bothering my friends and I at school...

Ran: well, listen Ayumi, violence is not–

Sonoko: humiliate them in front of everyone so they know that they shouldn't mess with you.

Ran: Sonoko no–

Sonoko: If you want, I'll help you. Let them know that you are officially adopted as part of the Suzuki family.

Ran: Sonoko stop!

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Sera: hey Ran, I have a question.

Ran: yes?

Sera: can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Ran: Why do you ask?

Sera: ...

Ran: and where's Sonoko?

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Ayumi: You're overthinking this.

Haibara: You don't know the appropriate level of thinking, Ayumi. What if I'm underthinking?

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Akako: I have the bisexual right to be dramatic as hell.

Sonoko: and as your friend I also have the right to be damn dramatic.

Aoko, trying to flirt: and I can be the main character.

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Sonoko: *gives an idea*

Sera, impressed: hey, there might be something there!

Ran: Yeah, a lawsuit.

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Kazuha: Now that I think about it, we've never been to Akako's house.

Aoko: that's right, I don't think anyone at school knows where she lives.

Ran: She avoids showing us where she lives. You know what that means.

Sonoko, nodding: she lives in a gothic castle.

Sera, nodding: she has a witchcraft shop to scam people.

Ayumi, nodding: she is rich.

Haibara, nodding: she is a mafia boss.

Aoko, joking: maybe she's a witch like Kaito says!

Kazuha:...

Ran: ...

Akako:...

Ran: no!...she's messy, her house is dirty, things like that! What is wrong with you?!

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Sonoko: I've done stupid things.

Akako, Ayumi and Kazuha: I saw those stupid things.

Sera and Haibara: I recorded those stupid things ("its for a school proyect").

Ran and Aoko: I TRY TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THOSE STUPID THINGS!

Sonoko: and I don't regret anything, I would do it again.

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Ayumi: I don't follow the rules.

Ayumi: I follow cute dogs and cats on social media.

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When Conan puts Sonoko to sleep to solve a case:

Ran: Amazing! Sonoko, your just like Sherlock Homeless!

Conan with Sonoko's voice: IT'S HOLMES!

Ran: *begins to suspect that there is something wrong here because that's how Shinichi always responded to that joke*

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Aoko: Where the devil is Akako?

Sera: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe she melted?

Haibara: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?

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Shinichi arrives only to disappear shortly after, again.

Sonoko @ Ran: if your boyfriend doesn't change *hits her with a magazine* THEN CHANGE OF BOYFRIEND!!

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*The TV is freaking out*

Haibara: Don't worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support *unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again, without changes*

Haibara: Yeah, that didn't work with my sister either.

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Ran: What, I can't be in a bad mood? It's like people think, “Oh, Ran is such a nice person, Ran is so happy-go-lucky! “Ran can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, do you know what? Ran CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Ran IS in a bad mood.

^^^ Let this girl take a brake^^^

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@quite-a-character here are the Incorrect Quotes I hope you like them ♡

[bharv]

Rapidly coming to the conclusion that I am not an overthinker but a LOT of people are fucking underthinkers

[the-gateway-to-madness]

ducktales incorrect quotes (im bored)

Dewey: I was arrested for being too cool.

Louie: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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Della: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

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Dewey: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything Huey does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?

Della: If Huey were to jump off a cliff, they would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Huey jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Louie: You jump off a cliff!

Della: Gladly, provided Huey did first.

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Louie: Dewey just insisted Huey and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter.

Louie: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.

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Louie: What happened to your nose?

Dewey: I used it to break some guy's fist.

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Webby: What's that?

Dewey: Chocolate.

Webby: What's chocolate?

Dewey: Candy. Do they not have candy where you're from?

Webby: Yeah. Grapes, nuts.

Dewey: No wonder you're so bitter.

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Della: Fun Fact! The average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime.

Mrs. Beakley: I like how this is a "fun" fact.

Webby: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you.

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Dewey: I am an expert at identifying birds.

Huey: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

Dewey: Yeah, they're all birds.

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Dewey: Go big or go home!

Louie: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home.

Dewey: I'm going big!

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Louie: Oh gosh, they texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Dewey. They're mad at you.

Dewey: No, it's Huey. They're just being grammatically correct!

*meanwhile*

Huey: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them.

Della: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.

Huey: I stand by my choice.

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Dewey: Mrs. Beakley, keep an eye on Donald today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Mrs. Beakley: Sure, I'd love to see Donald getting punched.

Huey: Try again.

Mrs. Beakley, sighing: I will try to stop Donald from getting punched.

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Louie: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Mom’*

Huey: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of Pete, please be good.’*

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Louie: You’re overthinking this.

Huey: You don’t know the appropriate level of thinking, Louie. What if I’m underthinking?

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Dewey: ‘Technically legal’, the two best words in the the English language, right before ‘cowboy spectacular.'

[official-lucifers-child]

so i think i’m actually an UNDERthinker sometimes? basically, i was reviewing some past interactions i’ve had with various people i don’t know that well (think classmates, workers, passing acquaintances, etc) and i’ve started realising that about 85% of those interactions were flirting. i am a very flirty person because i act very affectionate and overly familiar, but it’s just what i do now and i don’t really think about it much. and apparently, i just didn’t think enough about the interactions (either in the moment or immediately afterwards) to realise that the flirting was being reciprocated.

chronic underthinker here. don’t expect me to think anything ever, cause i probably won’t.