#BB25

[always-rolling-my-eyes]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[officialhouseguest]

imagine trying to explain what’s happening on big brother rn to someone who doesn’t watch. like…

“ok so they have someone from survivor in the cast with her son but it’s a secret that he’s her son. the son has a girlfriend of supposedly seven years irl. BUT he decides he wants to hook up with another member of the cast. he tells her he only recently started viewing women as people. it works?? they hook up, on camera, on a couch in a common area. he cleans up after himself with bleach wipes that stain the couch. MEANWHILE he has revealed his big secret — that his mother is in the house — to this girl. she does not give a shit. she also thinks he’s talking about A DIFFERENT WOMAN in the cast, not the one from survivor. he goes along with it??? MEANWHILE there is a rumor going around the house that the woman she incorrectly assumed was his mother is DENZEL WASHINGTON’S SISTER. and the fake last name that the son of the survivor contestant gave when they introduced themselves to each other…. is WASHINGTON. so anyway then there’s this girl named Izzy—”

LIKE

[tkorhoh]

[lolasteppereincarnate]

i could never be on Big Brother cause they’re always like “these nominations are not personal and strictly because of gameplay” and i just couldn’t lie like that. i’d get up there like “these nominations are actually quite personal some of y’all are being rude and getting on my last goddamn nerve.”

[timeforamericasvote]

they low key look like they’re about to bop to the top

[ashlynbuggy]

its now july.. the air is getting hotter.. julie chen is defrosting.. i can hear the crunchy whispers of the live feeds.. big brother is approaching once again like a cockroach that doesn't die but that i also refuse to kill..

[buggotbrain]

this just sent me so fucking bad like he's not REAL 😭😭😭 last line was a gaggg

[dansfakeveto]

imagine being in the big brother house and only being able to listen to music for 10-15 minutes a day unless you’re in the hoh’s room listening to the one (1) album that they get for the entire week. imagine it’s been leading up to thursday night and you’re antsy to finally listen to something new… then the new hoh is finally crowned… and he asks for the mother fucking original broadway cast recording of rent the musical

[thewingedwolf]

america did a little “this or that” for the bb26 cast & got cedric, and cedric is trying to shoot his shot right in front of cory’s face lmao

[sophfandoms53]

And the hell cycle begins my friends 🥂

[taylorslistofexlovers]

she ate with this one i fear

[always-rolling-my-eyes]

[charlieconwayy]

Day 15 I Day 79

[1-jar-of-stars]

so you’re telling me they have money for bad cgi… but not to accommodate a disabled houseguest?

[theminionjcfucked]

That man receives nothing but public lashings and I’m starting to think it’s on purpose.

[tkorhoh]

IZZY GLEICHER  ↳ 25x19